₦airaland Forum

Potu:
Dear Mr. Koolchicco, we are definitely back. You have been elevated to 5 bottles of Star beer with immediate effect. And sincerely, I mean with immediate effect. I’ll contact you on your site!

LadyAnn; I apologize without reservations for the comments about the be- or would-be of your marital status. I am not very good at semantics, but your points are well taken and taken in good faith. I actually did have shredded chicken-breast and fresh lobsters for the moi moi; however, I omitted them because I lacked the space (I have only six (6) Pyrex dishes).

LOL Lobsters, thank God u omitted them, It would have been a crying shame to chuck it all in the bin, Including the moi moi. Regarding Koolchicco's 5 star beer. I realize Bribery will get u everywhere, so do for him what im prepared to do for him, Mr Koolchicco, 1 crate star beer! what do u say

What?? koolchicco just for one meager Star beer? u know im right!!!

Gee thanks for your compliment [size=4pt]though Im not sure if it was, [/size] 
we are all Queens and Ladies,  no ifs no buts no Maybe's,

Was gonna forgive u but on retrospect, your reply is wrong on so many levels, [size=4pt]Will try to keep this short[/size]
You said and I quote  "You realize your culinary shortcomings and you are working to correct them:" Since when does not being able to make Moi Moi result in me being a failure in the cooking department? Mr Potu, you have insulted me! (And anyhow mine came out ok, Just didnt taste like the ones they do back home and im still trying to perfect it. What did yours taste like? Hehehehhe

Qoute
"You are a very beautiful woman and will make a very good wife"
  NO I WILL NOT MAKE A GOOD WIFE CUZ of my outward appearance. Let me educate you on what makes a good wife. Read proverbs 31. http://christian.families.com/blog/the-proverbs-31-woman-the-virtuous-wife  furthermore who says im not already married? or better still who says i even want to get married? Ahhhh! [size=4pt]You think your sooo clever[/size]

Finally, why should a woman automatically become an EX because she lacks in the cooking department??, I had the insinuaation that folks marry for love,  I guess I was wrong. Im thanking God that the 21st century African ladies are very well educated and can hold their own.

Apology to other forumites who wanna stick to topic.

@topic. Mr Potu, personally i dont think you were trying to make Moi Moi. Bean stew perhaps? Your ingredients are all wrong [size=2pt]In so many levels[/size] and its pure Lazyness to get readymade powdered bean. Whats with the steak anyhow? shiiii u must be rich to add that as an ingredient. Boy u need to get u a ticket to Nigeria fast fast fast (clicks fingers) cos if thats how u attempt Moi Moi I dred to know how u attempt other african dishes, [size=4pt] and u have the cheek to tell me i cant cook[/size] 

@koolchicco Sorry If i lost u a pint!!!

Kenny_G:
true,
_{by the way i dont think ive come across your posts b4, am kenny,}

I do post, ocassionally. Im happier reading other people's posts though!
hey Kenny, nice meeting u forumite. ((Virtual Handshake)

Kenny_G:
i have that effect on women,

LOL, even if you do say so yourself

Kenny_G:
i will make lady ann my mirror, lol her teeth shines so bright i can c mines

Vey Funny, HA HA HA, [size=4pt]Why do people go on about my teeth all the time??[/size]

I'll declare against Poverty/ dieseases

grace

koolchicco:
^^Thanks 4 giving me d benefit of doubt._{i wont disappoint u!}
Madam,looks dey diff from the taste u know,So wt makes u think urs was better than His?

Are you serious?

And I quote!!!!

" I went to the Italian market for some fresh ingredients (tomatoes, onions, eggs, flank steak, chicken breast, dried salmon, etc).  After that I went to the Spanish store and got my powdered beans.  I know moi moi is cooked; wrapped in some type of leave but for the life of me, I can’t remember what the leave is called. "

NEED I SAY MORE?? LMAO

@ Koolchicco [size=4pt]If you say so!! I will give you the benefit of doubt.[/size]  In that case I rate you highly sir! In  anycase mine couldnt have been worse than Potu's. That I can assure you! Mine looked allright, just didn't taste like the ones from back home!!!!

koolchicco:
It seems only men like myself get it right these days._{Potu not included tho!}

Hmmm Oh Really?

Potu:
Wow, if it is true that you can't cook; you'll make an astonishingly beautiful ex-wife!

LOL, Lawd i have no idea what  "if it is true that you can't cook;" has to do in this, u are being prejudiced and discriminative!!! (I jest)     I didnt say I couldnt cook, you just assumed that!. Note my comment. I said I can never get IT right (As in Moi moi, or known in my part of the planet as Olele) right. I also tried to make egusi-pudding which is similar, but sadly couldnt do it, the banana leaves somehow incorperated itself with the moimoi and the taste was absolutely bitter. Maybe I should have wrapped in in cling-film and then put it in the leaves,

Im a gurl and I can never get it right, (Not for lack of trying believe me!!!)

gonna catch up on the thread over the weekend but ((((((Hugs)))))) u guys, BTW Is Phat still with Oxone?

Dis nar poverty dey cause am, To each his own

DaudaAbu:
Me i never oofend anybody here oooohhhh

but i want to start now so that i will miss the opportunity of apologising cos

this thread go don grow grey beard by then.

HAHHAHAHA. I hear you DaudaAbu.
Infact I think the workload/caseload on this thread is too much LMAO. Judge IFELEKE, you need to appoint an assistant Judge and take days off ohh before you get a nervous breakdown.

IFELEKE:
Seek caution citizen! >:
I will try you for slander the next time you make such inferences
You raised a crucial observation that had to do with the case on ground and i asked if you want judgement based on it.
Get that straight citizen and answer my previous question.

Hehehe LMFAO. Seriously cracking up man! Take it easy Your Honour.

Platinumnk, you should ask for a raise gurl, you are being overworked, BTW hows the Baby?

Well done Guys, this thread is the best thang since sliced bread. Pure talent and wonderful sense of humour,

BTW, I think I lurrrv the Judge, How do i get a job on his court? Who do i have to bribe?

sounds Cliche but Can anyone help please?

Was watching a Nigerian movie on ait Moviestar (channell 330 on sky didgbox)
the synopsis was about a married woman who cheated on her husband with a chief for 25000 niara (lol). Whilst the husband was away at work in another town. She told the chief and wanted an abortion but the chief refused as he didnt have any kids, Neway the women left her husband and moved in with her kids at the chief's home. (The husband didnt know any of the development). He was busy renting/buying a home for his wife and kids, not knowing the chief had married his wife. neway enough babling, i dont remember the name of the movie and i unfortunately fell asleep halfway,
Help any1

Very Funny Thread you guys, Its been fun to read