wittywriter:
No don't


Wittyness

Ozommadu:


Woman let the dog breeeeeeeeeeth

benjida:
Dear Nairalanders,
How can I get the attention of top management of Eko electricity distribution company? They cut my light on allegation of meter by-pass which was later found to incorrect. Since 4th of August, I've been going to their Orile district office.
I stay in Aguda, Surulere. Please help with any advice. Mods please help me give attention to this.

Ozommadu:
Na you go still come here to disturb us that your dog sleeps a lot...nairanders what should I do

That time you no go tell us how you drugged the innocent dog oo.

Umunwanyi wetin be una problem

Kobojunkiee:
Life does not provide anyone guarantees of any kind, not even a first breath is guaranteed, so?

2. There is no "destined to" and there are no foundational curses. There is just life and the way you chose to live and approach it.

GJ123:
Add your number below to get added to the benin dog breeders whatsapp group where you can connect with other breeders within benin and get your dogs and puppies sold

azammi:
y say no answer then you are not believing you have d answer . Believe you've received d answer as you're praying even If you haven't seen it and thank God for it .

Can I ask bout d thing you're praying 4?

azammi:
Mark 11:24 whatever you ask in prayers believe that you've received it and it would be yours.

addmole:
I and My wife have been married for 5 years. We are based here in Lagos. She's 35 years old. We are doing very okay and living comfortably. Since we got married, my wife hated sex so much. I am not even trying to sugarcoat this. She doesn't want to hear you talk about it or she does it. There's no one in the family that haven't tried to settle our differences since we got married. She was never like this when we were dating. It's been 1 issue to the other. She doesn't initiate sex, and when she does accept you to have sex, it's missionary style and it's just 1 round. Ah, me wey dey like knack wella. This woman begin change am for me. Lol. She doesn't want to hear you discuss sex.

Anyway sha, lets move on...

5 YEARS ago, her mum came to my house to kneel down and tell me I am stressing her daughter that I should not kill her with sex. Her then-unmarried sister then asked if I ama dog? Ah, insult. Anyway, I don forgive her. I spoke to my wife and told her what is the meaning of this? What kind of lies are you feeding your family with? This is the same person who happens to make just 1 round of sex. Just 1 round. She lies flat on her back. Once you are done, she quickly pushes you away if you stay on top of her for more than 10 to 15 minutes. There were times she would hit me if I try to initiate sex. I reported to her elder brother. He elder brother warned her. She stopped. She moved to kicking me anytime we initiate sex on bed, i reported to my pastor, he spoke to her and then, she stopped. My pastor told me i have to be patient with her. I said OK.

Omo...
The only time we make love is just 1 round, missionary style and that's it. She says she has pain on her stomach. I have been patient for 5 years with her. I told her anytime she's strong enough, we can make out. That there's no problem.

I have been pressured to cheat on her many times. i HAVE BEEN REALLY PRESSURED. Its just not easy. Her family have insulted me for demanding sex from her. Lol. The thing tire me. I see no where i am demanding. We don't do any other position apart from the missionary style. We do not even kiss. This is a woman that doesn't want you to kiss in in anyway. Even sometimes, she shouts at you when you try to be romantic to kiss her unexpectedly just to spies up our love life. She doesn't even want you to cuddle her on bed. She wants to be alone. Make money, attend to her business, vibes, laugh with friends and family and that's it. When it comes to sex, don't go there discussing that with her about making out.

I even had to retort to preparing her mind for sex by sending her a position we would try on WhatsApp, she would leave the message on read and not respond. When you talk to her about what you sent to her, she would just tell you, she's not strong to make love.

ANOTHER PART OF HER:
My wife is a very bitter person full of anger. If you try to tickle her when she's cooking in the kitchen to play with her, she gets angry and warns you not to try such. My wife doesn't want you to play with her. I am not writing all these to make it look I am a victim here. But all these are my experiences. I have to pour it out. I NEED SOME ADVICE.

There were many times, we agreed on separating. But we have already children and we used to think about these because the quarrels and the disrespect, sex and everything is causing a whole lot on us.

We do not have any form of healthy discussion very well. Before you know it, we are quarrelling over the place, she's shouting. There was a time we quarrelled that after throwing a Gotv remote at her, she fainted. She woke up before we got to the hospital. She almost died. I told her, she needs to stop her anger and control herself and enjoy her marriage. She just won't listen. She's an Edo woman.

I have tried many times to leave the marriage because it's affecting my mental health. Sometimes I regret about getting married to her. Sometimes, I just feel, maybe I CAN TRY MORE and give her a chance. When you call her to discuss our sex life, about her anger and bitterness, she doesn't apologise. She hardly apologise. Even when I get to explain her part on why she was wrong, she claims she's right until maybe someone hears us arguing before she would reluctantly apologise.

I have been battling a really starved sex life, full of a woman with bitterness, anger and pride who never apologise. She's quick to advice other women on Facebook, She would video call friends, give them advice and her family how they need to maintain peace with their relationship. But she never seem to give me respect in anyway in her own own. Hmmmm.

Recently, my wife brought out another timetable that she cannot cope making out with me the way she does. Which is 3 times a week. That she can only be available to make love 2 times a week. This 2 times is just 1 round each. This is how she wants it. I immediately responded to her that I feel her pain. I understand. She cannot be pressured just to make it look like she wants to please me that I would rather get a side chic. Yes, i know this was wrong to tell her, but i am frustrated. She disrespects me and starve me of sex and she's even bending the rules again. She responded that 'ok that I am free to do what i LIKE'.

i decided to bring this here to know the comments from people. I would like to get advice from persons who are going through similar things like this and advice me on what to do.

Some of you might say, call her and talk to her. I have done that several times since in the last 5years. I did it last night and twice today. I have spoken to her. She promised she would change, she would not only repeat the same thing but make things worst the next time.

She disrespects me a lot. I have sometimes left the house but come back after families get to call me. She would change for a week and return to her old self.

What do I DO? Please make your responses constructive enough.

GRACEGLORY:


I believe in dreams...
But according to psychology dreams may mirror your innermost desires, the brain's way of processing information or resolving suppressed emotions.

According to scriptures, they serve as a medium to receive messages from the spiritual world, either from GOD or from satan depending on whom you submit to, could also be a means to create chaos in individual life, or a means of blessing individual life, for directives, or instructions. Dreams could serve as a guide.

But most importantly, one must be able to discern the personality behind one's dream:
1. GOD
2. Self or
3. satan

And these will help understand what may be happening or to come, or absolutely ignore

jackmrandy:


waitin carrry you go there at the first place. you see all you christians who patronise sayer, seer, debia, you are all disgrace, whats the need of calling your self christians?

wittywriter:

You are not a Christian to have asked such .



Wittyness

Aolly:
I did change in state of origin immediately the portal was opened, and up till now, it has not been effected. Pls, what is the way forward

yhemmsy:
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PeterZoom:
Honestly I am just tired after working for three months, they will pay someone for one and a half month, 20k as a store keeper, Got the job through a brother in church, I work from Monday to Saturday, Sunday being my only off day to rest, Putting all the debts and expenses a person will have incurred in the past months. Manager would blame it on a fuel subsidy, what's my own with fuel subsidy I'm working for you pay me my wage and this people will still expect a person to continue coming to work if you don't they'll threaten you with sack and no salary even half. I am just tired, broke and confused. From mainland to Lagos island almost everyday what kind of life is this? Who did I offend in my past life. Why are things just getting tougher for me the more I try to improve my life by starting from scratch instead of the fast lane. How the hell would I cope give my mother money, feeding, getting transportation to work until the end of the month arrives? God I'm sorry but why? Why me?

talinson:
An international school in Benin City is urgently in need of Biology and Economics teachers. Mail me on: adeniyi.bamitale@gmail.com or call/WhatsApp 08063466454

Chucks13:
Finally this thing in human flesh finally frustrated that poor man to death.

May God not give us a child who bring untold and unbearable shame to us. Now his nonsense mother can enjoy her useless son freely awon omo irankiran omo ale gbogbo.

chisomkachy:


https://www.facebook.com/100064625772115/posts/pfbid02knZ9rxdbLsnsQMDFKtvPzYznmuDdhdzrVkd4LewZUxT1f7UaiYpbeEKQHzcQb656l/?mibextid=Nif5oz

DaveOnuoha92:
Not shocked.
The phrase “ Police friend”
Implies to making deals as such with culprit and criminals. How do you fight insecurity when those meant to protect lives and property are the ones giving up our safety?

Morbeta11:


https://www.channelstv.com/2023/08/13/suspected-robber-names-police-inspector-as-gun-supplier/

Morbeta11:


https://www.channelstv.com/2023/08/13/suspected-robber-names-police-inspector-as-gun-supplier/