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ozoebuka1:
what have you gained by masturbating over that post made by Mr Jarus?

Mastu gini?! pasito hoha! Come come come... Come and sanctify this innocent thread!

Rahl444:
Thank God that ladyjane is 20 years this year.She done grow well enough ..
If na last year ,this kind response wey you give am so,na like 20 pages she go carry us go...But God of Hooha has transformed her life...Imagine ladyjane taming the Teddyx the "wild dog"(Bro na joke I dey o )
Miracle dey happen shaa..Na so APL miracle go happen one day

LOMS!! It is the Lord's doing... Leave the rabbit tho... Harmattan never blow am

watermelon2020:
Woman or girl or lady or grandma, did I tell you I have sauce? And who is 'we'

U are healed in Jesus name! Say Amen darling

watermelon2020:
Sorry oo but I think you should stop being petty...

Oga pineapple it's OK naa.. We don drop this wan .. Na court case we dey Naw..

Any news from your sauce?

Lordlight20109:
Info. reaching me from a staff of nlng is that they court case is still a major factor in this recruitment process. No APL release or whatsoever for now until the court case is ruled in favor of Nnpc. In as much as I find it difficult to believe this, but I gat no option. that's the fact

Some very reliable source told me same thing last month...and that is y I have refused to comment, accept/ reject any news concerning Apl since then ....

But on the contrary... A source that I strongly trust on this thread confirmed the latest news flying around concerning the time frame for Apl release...

If I tell u I'm not the world's most confused person right now... Feel free to tag me a liar.. Nevertheless, we keep hope alive .

freedomest:
Ladyjane, kedu Maka ndi imo state, unu nwe WhatsApp group?

WhatsApp mmuo ka owu nke mmadu?

Ichoro Ka ndi orlu bia Nara anyi WhatsApp anyi n' ike?? Ndi orlu... Ndi agwa ojoo


Enweghi WhatsApp anyi ga enwe... Anyi ga ahu ishi ya na Nairaland a

TeddyX:
Ezigbo Nwanyi, Chukwu gozie gi. Daalu!

Ma gikwa nwanne

NosaJBourne:
WHere you for take see Chaste??

In the spirit... #blush

U know the holy spirit works in mysterious ways... That I can actually come to this thread and see (mad) people display their madnesss and I will gently scroll past....it's a thing of Glory!

That a human being will wake up and decide to become an "animaa" just to attract attention is still baffling to me... Izzit not this kind of things that used to make Mosgoon ,(I mean CEO McKinsey ) stone people LOMS that year?

Aside the light talk... Oga Teddy what exactly is your problem? I thought we agreed never to derail this thread again??

PS: where are those mods apprentice people?

BenFlash:
You abuse us finish come dey talk no offense bah, issorait

And pls we are not marlians in orlu but umu obiligbo

Lols! No offence meant bruh... And I'm serious!
As for the marlian part... U know the truth tho

Donas11:
Ndi State WhatsApp Group...

Imagine when you create WhatsApp group for a Particular State and nobody in the group gets APL...

We "die" here for this thread,till APL comes...

No to State WhatsApp group...

Or creating a WhatsApp group for IMO indigenes... And dem "orlu Marlians" will carry them inferiority complex into that place thinking it's Government house no 1 seat we vying for!

Orluans no offence meant o

Donas11:
People go dey answer calls respectably today...NNPC might just be the one.

Loms! especially for someone like me who God refused to bless with a lot of patience...
Na to dey answer calls like controlled zombie : eg
Me: hi, who is this please? Yes sir.. Ur number is not registered on my phone..can you tell me pls?? ( for my mind na NIPOST PIPO)
until the mumu Wii be like... Ah babe u no remember me ?? Na Ethel na... Ethel wey been chyke u for....

Me: Thunder wey gather storm dissect u dia! Ethel my foot! Ethel wayrehhh

Oluwa help us to be nice to dem Nipost abi DHL pipo mbok

ikenke:
The thing is... She must have heard smtin @ the Towers this morning for her to send me an early morning message and said soon. Guess the rumours @ the Towers is getting stronger regarding the release date. So basically it is sure that we are going to get APLs any moment from now. Fingers crossed

It's not like we don't believe u dear... We do..as we have believed a whole lot o'others...

The info we keep getting about this recruitment is synonymous with this my baby's hair....

Dem don do something but
E remain small... E remain small

bobowaja:
I just received a call from Airtel.

May their company experience same tension I felt while picking their call. Bunch of unserious fellows

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

joobseekar:
Na so so, all of them just dey hear hear.
Imagine, the source sef talk say, "I heard..."




Which Kain source be that nau?



Someone should please gimme perfect meme for the bolded.

@ bolded burnt source

ikenke:
1 Big madam I know in NNPC messaged me this morning and said it will be released soon... The end is near Ladies & Gentlemen. Brace yourselves for APL.

Is it not d same soon that the GMD used and many others that ur Aunty just used?? This soon don fade like aba jeans...

E don turn to wash and wear ..

They can leave this soon and give us a time frame jare.... Or CANNOT THEY?

balher:
are u mad

Hescuse me Can u give bahler back his phone pls??!!! Because I know this is not bahler


This is mad o.. A rare case of negativity cautioning negativity it is well

BenFlash:
You know whether the mods dey eye you secretly then, chasteguy was just at the wrong place at the wrong time?

P.S. who just banned my thumb from typing? Now you are forcing me to use my teeth to type. This is pure witchcraft.

BenFlash:
Come Teddy X and Teaser 4, if I hear PIM for una mouth again eh, I will just call Artexexes to Photoshop una APL and backdate it to 2012 (Batch Q). Make una go tower go continue the argument.

Loms!!!! At this very junction /juncture/ jurisdiction ( pls pick the correct one in ur mind) I am beginning to wonder where those report cards that usually report chaste and I back then are?

The ones that will be waiting to see just a LadyJ moniker and off, dem be heading for mods!

I mean them mods apprentice/s?? . Kposhi kposhi.

Ps: I'm enjoying the banter tho o

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Oga u wan shove this down our throat by force
Issit not to report u to mods like thiz?

aaa1234:
Brother, I wan laugh die

Loms! Brother kwa? Even with the lady in the name? ike gwuru

saxha:
All these "yourjobishere" blogs, don spoil ngcareers hustle. They're now "into training on how to increase your chances of getting job"at "cheaper rates of #12k"

KelBee:
Now that I am expecting a mail from NNPCcareers, I keep getting Ngcareers daily...
Oh Lord, help your boy o....
so today is still tuesday

Loms!!!! just like ai got a "no reply" mail today.. My heart wanted tearing away from my body only to discover it was from British liason whatever... The hediots said they don't want me nonsense! who wants them?? When Nnpc go soon call me! Mtcheeew regret mail kiiiii them dia!

Forget ngcareers, those people are unhelpfully steadfast..

82ndPerspective:
My brother, it's crazy, na so Imo matter dey always be.

I've counted 14 from NL alone (active participants/contributors), and that's not the entire picture (others on ghost mode). Who knows how many more out there.

@Ladyjane, we may all have to hook up for a drink when this is all over.

No yawa @bolded... So long as u won't be running off on me /us again

vyke2008:
Issorite, calm dan! You will smile soon. Just remembered you today... will see you at the Towers this year! Congrats!

Amioooo o... This wan everybody don dey see vision on top my head lately...

Father lord...speak on... Ur daughter heareth


Thank u tho ..

The other day, someone mentioned a guy with over four years experience coupled with mouth-watering qualifications that did applied for GT also. Guess what, he's an Òndó state indigene

Lol @bolded...

During my interview...

We were four in number set to be interviewed by same panel.. Guess what.. We all were from same state.... As fate would have it...
I got really talking with one of dem guys...

breaking news:
Dude wasn't just from ma state.. He was from ma LGA.. we attended same school,graduated same year.. Happened to be birthday mates and finally ,Dude's dad is my dad's very good friend! Lets not even talk about qualifications ..he was way way ahead ...Hehehhe
What can be more crazy....

Praying that he gets Apl or Otherwise.. At that moment.. I knew this my dear friend has become an enemy somewhat .. I was torn in between wishing him good and .......But I always prayed it favours both of us..instead of just one.

Sometimes late last year... Dude chatted and told me he is somewhere in Jarkata! He has abandoned Nnpc and I..

Weird as it may seem... If God wants u somewhere.. I tell u, he takes u there... Forget them competition...

CsRockefeller:
Ya gazie

Amiiii oo

hafeezsemzy:
Google is smart enough to decode it. Gone are the days
Makachi ... We need to draw a group of photos because we are so young! .

Hahahahahaa u and this ya google interpretation no be here oo

CsRockefeller:


IMO indigenes, gather here for a selfie.

Makachi ... Anyi kwesiri ise group foto maka na anyi akarika! Mana nsogbu adiro shaa... Anyi ga ese ya na towers!

For dem who will so love to understand this.... Ka chukwu mezie okwu

vyke2008:
A Python swallowed them and ran to Zuma rock... @Ladyjane, pls confirm!

Abeg lemme o!! Me no dey smile ... This wqn IMO state pipo full for this recruitment... Nawaaa
Make nobody touch my slot o

BenFlash:
Am and my GMD sauce taking 'selifie' just to prove Jarus' info is 'strongly' false.

u yafff wantu to kii mi with laff