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What a cut little belle

Ije Nwoke. . May God bless the young lady. . . Nairalandmen see 1000 yards wifey material o

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TechCapon:
I don't know if it's just my own experience or if it's like that with everyone but my experience trying out online dating for the first time have been very horrible. It was suppose to be a place to find love but no way.

One month ago, I decided to take advantage of technology to see if I can meet a nice lady for a relationship. After doing a little research I decided to try Badoo. With great excitement, i set up my profile, uploaded some of my best pictures,
set my bio, applied filter to set age range of ladies I want 22-28. BAM I saw a huge pool of ladies to select from, omo it felt like I was in heaven.
Little did I know that's the beginning of my trouble.
I started matching with girls, diving into DMs, many girls were liking my profile and sliding into my DM, I was like in 3 days I'll find my future wife. Boy was I wrong.
Then the conversations started.. These are my bitter observations.

1. There is hunger in the land

Vast majority of these girls are on the app to do hookup even though they disguise it with fancy words like "friendship", or "fun" or
"dating", or "networking" etc. Almost all the girls I met say they live in Ikoyi, Lekki, VI, Chevron, Orchid and other
highbrow areas but same girls are always asking for urgent 2k, 5k, data sub etc. These girls are even more broke than girls in the village. Hunger has turned the girls to stone-cold zombies without feeling or fear. Ready to follow anyone ready to spend. I can't count the number of girls begging to come to my house even though they've never met me before.. Even me I became scared on their behalf.

2. Too many young single mothers forming single

I met lots and lots of single moms, some as young as 20 doing HK online. I get turned off when I see these
so called singles only to find out they have kids somewhere with one guy. I even met one with 3 kids for 3 guys. It was horrible.
They're all hustling online of course, not there for love.

3. What you see vs what you get is always different.

You will see a very "fine girl" online, her profile picture looks like she's a model or beauty contestant but when u see
them in real life, they're completely different. Looking haggard and tattered. You'll see a light skinned girl online only to see
black skin girl in reality. I almost hid under a table when one of them walked into the lounge to meet me. I started
insisting on video calls to get a feel of what they really look like instead of relying on their over filtered/makeup pictures and getting rude shock at the meetup point.

4. Even working class ladies are not left out.

I met so many working class ladies on the app doing HK, my phone is full of the lewd pictures and videos they sent me via whatsapp trying to
hustle for my attention. All I just need to do is say yes and they'll land on my door step. Am sure these ladies have boyfriends
somewhere who don't know they're living double lives. Some of the few reasonable ones I met were far from my location to make any kind of
relationship impossible.
No shame anymore.. Some will tell you straight up that they're here for hookup, if you're not interested don't bother chatting them and so on..

Please if you have a good homely lady of your own and you're in a stable relationship just hold her tight because it's brutal out there.

lol

Drsnives:
Today I was destined to catch a big Squirrel at my site..
I did justice to it.
This particular rodent was restless eating my young maize and to the glory of God this restless animal found rest inside my stomach

Can Squirrel ever be big?

With all the problems ravaging the country is saggy boobs that is bothering you?

Jennyclay:
5 kind of men you should avoid

1) Broke men
2) Time wasters and deceivers
3) Stingy ko ko men
4) Bill splitters men
5) number 1, 2, 3 & 4

YOU FAILED TO ADD SERIAL BABY DADDIES, MEN OVER 40 THAT HAS NEVER BEEN MAREIED,MEN 35 PLUS STILL LEAVING WITH THIER PARENTS, should I add more Jenny Clay?

Jakarta:
Na pastor them dey guide like president, what happened to "he who guides me never sleeps nor slumber"? Any way Mugu fall guy man wack.

hehehehe help me and ask them o

meobizy:
Do people actually survive gunshot wounds in this country? Every piece of news regarding the act, I see “the victim was declared dead on arrival at the hospital.” The realization suppose make anybody japa. If 50 Cent was shot five (not nine) times in this country, he would’ve been past tense today.

hmmmm our medical industy is in shambles

Ki11YurSev:
See e don tey wey she dey shayo e don tey wey she dey shayo
See e don tey wey she dey manya o e don tey wey she dey manya
Since 1960 ye ye ye e don tey wey she dey shayo
Since 1930 lo lo lo e don tey wey she dey shayo
E dey do keletun keletun keletun keletun keletun keletun
E dey do your body skeletun skeletun skeletun skeletun skeletun skeletun
E dey do kelepu kelepu kelepu kelepu kelepu kelepu kelepu
E dey what e dey do skeletun keletun keletun keletun keletun keletun
With the freaky money on your body money

Hehehehe

Gen z generation git no chillz

Antoeni:
mix Essential Balm And Aboniki Balm Together For Effective Result

you say wetin?

HONDA JAZZ, very portable car and commonn in kano and Abj, direct Belgium 🇧🇪 na around 7.5m,this might be Naija used

Yes you can,breach of promise to marry

But baby marry baby Zaddies?

What about the baby Zaddies?

It means that you are not yet qualified to be a Toto Mechanic

Very much around and the official foot wear of FGC keffi

Bob risky: One week, one truble

paramakina202:
Onye Ocha na Aba you fück up but.......Ya di ba.

He must be recalled back!

Dem get "Diddy Oyel" in speed Darlington voice

May thier souls rest in peace

NwaAmaikpe:




Women will forever remain a wonder.
Some things about them start to make sense and just when you are almost certain of your mastery, they get you totally confused again.

Isn't it ironic that if Janice Combs were 40 or 50 years younger, she'd be considered an evening newspaper, but here is an 84year old looking like a bestselling Encyclopedia.
Just like wine, women get better with age.

But not our Naija women.

Those ones will only take care of themselves to get a man, and once they've gotten one, all the effort ends. Fashion vanishes, they'd ditch fancy lingerie for wrappers and Adieu Papa tshirts.
Some won't bathe except when on their periods, others will perpetually wear wigs on unkempt hair and the very majority of them have bulgy shapeless tummy.

With the girdles, tights and all, it is faster for a mechanic to couple a new engine than for a man to undreśs a fully dressed Naija woman.

You can't eat six wraps of fufu with two bottles of orobo Pepsi and watch Zeeworld all day in bed then expect a waist trainer to do magic.

I don't blame them, I blame our men and it's just a shame that Nigerian men have no taste; anything goes for them and that's why Nigerian women can't be bothered.

There are some pregnant women I've seen and wondered if it was truly a man that impregnated them or it was artificial insemination.

God knows that I'd rather mastùrbate than cavort with a lady of low sex appeal.
If an 84year old still endeavors to look sex appealing, Hanty, what's your own excuse?

With that said, the one thing I know about women is that there's something in every woman that makes them special to at least one person, woman-centric me.

Hope you saw where it was stated that she is an ex model and also mother of millionaire Music mogul , several plastic surgeries are not ruled out.

Make we ask Diddy why it's blue preek

Mr Project the action man!

Terrible and crazy bils abound nation wide

Abeg. Whizzy leave our OBO alone for us,

Obviously suffering from long term effects of implants in her body, am sure 10k dollars she is dourcing for na for another enhancement procedure

May God grant him eternal rest

Nice one from Oba

Father why na? It's nit easy for him to hold mic for a long time ,

God please restore peace and security on our country , I pray yhe culprits be arrested