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Literature / Re: The Fixer (A Short Story) by ladySuperb(f): 8:36pm On Jan 29, 2017
drsolob2:

Why would some1 be so stupid to quote the whole post just to write the nosense u wrote up there.
Agreed,I did a mistake by quoting the whole story. Am sorry!!!!
But that doesn't mean u can be so dumb,daft and foolish to write that foolish thing u wrote up there to seek attention!!!!!
queenite, come and see ooooo
person no fit do mistake nawa oooooo!!!
mtcheewwwww!!!!
Literature / Re: ****His Little Secret*** by ladySuperb(f): 7:45pm On Jan 29, 2017
Olami90:

Panla bone ke? Thought you av always held my back shocked I no late. Na d arrangment of seats make me appear late....

Thanks for the mention
Shift make I sit beside u. Drops hand across her neck cool
shey I send u to arrange seat ni? its strictly by invitation!!!


awwwwwn.....
Literature / Re: The Fixer (A Short Story) by ladySuperb(f): 7:43pm On Jan 29, 2017
longjohnsilver:
typing...




Victor raised up Tonye's head to see the damage that was done to it by the fall as he thought of a way out of the quagmire.

“I can claim it was an accident right or maybe self defence”…Akin’s chipped in trying to help his “friend” do the thinking.

“No, you can’t…I am sure this is not the first time you would be having an argument with Tonye, your neighbour must heard you guys once or twice and I am quite sure yesterday was not an exception. It will be easy for them to counter your claims of accident or self defence”…he replied quickly dismissing Akin’s thought.

“Johnbull saw me drop her off yesterday night”…Victor let out his thought unconsciously

“Okay!!! This is what we will do”…he seemed to have seen a solution in head.

“We will clean up this mess made by her blood, clean up the wound and clean her up, dress her up and apply light make up to her face”…he paused to take another moment to think it through as he explained to Akin on how to salvage the situation from becoming a murder case.

“Yes, I am listening”…he replied eagerly awaiting the concluding part of the story.

“It is going to cost you a new car and maybe sometime in the hospital for both of us”…he finally said something after some minutes of silence.

“How?” A bemused Akin asked, he was totally lost as he could not find a correlation between what Victor had said before and what he just uttered.

“We are going to make it look like she died in a car crash, this is the story, you called me early this morning to help you and your girlfriend out of town, but unfortunately we were involved in a car crash due to the brake failure, she lost her life in the crash, this is Nigeria nobody would investigate the deep gash on her head…he finally concluded the story as he seemed to have found a solution to the problem.

“So at day break, we put her in the back seat of my car, your neighbours and the guard can see her “alive” when she was leaving for the trip, that should remove any murder case from your head when they finally hear about the crash”…he dished the order out to Akin, who nodded his head like a little puppy eagerly awaiting it master commands..

Akin did as Victor instructed, he knew the plan was close to perfect apart from the fact that they would also be involved in the crash; he
seemed satisfied with the story/claims.

By 6:37am the sunrise is not that obvious yet, they set out in Victor’s car, perfectly tucked in the back seat of the Toyota Camry was Tonye’s dead body. It will take a soothsayer to tell that she is dead; Victor meticulously placed her in a sitting position, while Akin was in passenger seat and Victor drove out of the estate. They did achieve their aim of letting the neighbours and the guard see them leave the estate clearing any suspicion that Tonye was dead already.

Victor drove towards the outskirt of town, as Akin prayed that they do not meet any police patrol on the way, God did answer his prayers as they made it out of town without seeing a patrol vehicle,

Some few kilometres after driving away from town, without any prior warning to Akin so to prevent him from going into shock due to the unknown impact the crash might have, Victor steadily increased the speed at which they were moving and sudden swerved the car towards a big tree by the side of the freeway.

GBAM!!! There was loud bang that followed, the car airbags all came out shielding both the driver and the passenger from the impact of the crash, but Tonye’s dead body was not so lucky as Victor had strategically placed the body in the middle of the back seat and deliberately didn’t use a seat beat for her, so the body was flung head on towards the wind shield on impact with the tree and as such the body could be seeing hanging in the broken wind shield with head hanging outside the vehicle and the body inside the car.

The sight was really gory to behold as Tonye’s face was totally unrecognisable again, as tiny pieces of glasses could be seen protruding from the once cute face.

Victor was the first to open his eyes and when he saw Tonye’s body hanging in the wind shield, he knew the plan was a success, he look at Akin who was also trying to move his hands and legs; the plan wasn’t so bad after all. He brought out the car keys and deflated the dispatched airbags.

Unknown to Victor, the tree he rammed into was a dead tree, due to the impact of the moving vehicle on the tree; the tree had broke off in the middle.

GBOOOAAA!!! A deafening sound could be heard, it was the upper part of the broken tree and it had just fell straight down on the middle of the car roof, completely bashing it in and smashing the wind shield completely.

Unfortunately the broken tree part fell on Victor’s side of the car, his case was not helped as the fallen tree had totally shifted Tonye’s body position on him leaving him with little or no movement as he could only turn is head sideways and nothing more, he could not move his arms or legs any more he was completely trapped with nowhere to go.

Akin was scared with the new development as adrenaline rush made him hurriedly make his way out of the now stationary not so pristine Toyota Camry, he was visibly okay except for some cuts and bruises on his body mainly caused by the shattered wind shield, he made it out alive.

“Get me out here!!!”…Victor barked Akin as he is trying really hard to move his body parts.

“Right away”…Akin replied, just as he was heading towards the crashed car, but what followed was really shocking.


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This is the penultimate episode by the way...finishing up today, maybe people will finally say something at least. embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

Thanks to ladySuperb and Ralupresh for the comment. wink wink wink )
u is welcome
Literature / Re: ****His Little Secret*** by ladySuperb(f): 7:43pm On Jan 29, 2017
queenitee:
Haa,make we reach oo
see queue nah!!!?
Literature / Re: ****His Little Secret*** by ladySuperb(f): 7:42pm On Jan 29, 2017
Kaodek:

Buh all small small spoons wey dey owz don break, na medium n big sizes remain
hmmmmmm,no worry I will feed u
Literature / Re: The Fixer (A Short Story) by ladySuperb(f): 12:31pm On Jan 29, 2017
OK.....nice work... following...... ERM ,where are my goons? queenite,kaodek,marrtynze,adesina12,Rachael fst,olami90,jbond,everyone come ooo

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Literature / Re: ****His Little Secret*** by ladySuperb(f): 12:20pm On Jan 29, 2017
queenitee:
Join us soon
ERM......e be like say this food no go reach again ooooo
Literature / Re: ****His Little Secret*** by ladySuperb(f): 12:19pm On Jan 29, 2017
Olami90:


I don show o ladysuperb, let me just take the meats on it and continue my fast wink
haha!!!
meat biti bawo!!!!!!
na panla bone u go see oooooo!!
no food for late comers!!!
Literature / Re: ****His Little Secret*** by ladySuperb(f): 12:17pm On Jan 29, 2017
Kaodek:
Kk ma,can i come with a spoon
provided its not a big spoon!!!

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Literature / Re: ****His Little Secret*** by ladySuperb(f): 12:16pm On Jan 29, 2017
Marrtynze:
Following, hope it's a delicious one
e sweet pass honey!!
Literature / Re: ****His Little Secret*** by ladySuperb(f): 10:55pm On Jan 28, 2017
queenitee:
Been waiting for Adesina12 oo..What should we order?
u know I don't usually have appetite .... 5 wraps of swallow..... 4 meats( assorted).... one big stock fish.... panla kika.. 4 ponmo..... 1 five alive...... I think dats ok... I don't have appetite...
Literature / Re: ****His Little Secret*** by ladySuperb(f): 10:51pm On Jan 28, 2017
fabiano09:

aahh,you called me saying food don ready,now you are asking what can we cook? lol wahahla dey o
ayaf eat it finish .......
and I don't want u guys to he hungry, days y I said I kukuma said lemme prepare another jollop rice !!!!
Literature / Re: ****His Little Secret*** by ladySuperb(f): 10:42pm On Jan 28, 2017
fabiano09:
shey there's plenty pepper?
ah lemme ask Rachelfst oooo! but what do u think we can cook?
Literature / Re: ****His Little Secret*** by ladySuperb(f): 10:02pm On Jan 28, 2017
davidf,olami90,kaodek,temmytae70,jbond,fabiano09,marrtynze everyone come oooo....
food yaff ready oooo
Literature / Re: ****His Little Secret*** by ladySuperb(f): 9:58pm On Jan 28, 2017
Queenite have u ordered for anything? seems like its gonna be a long ride!!!! Political thug where art thou? buttersss oya come ooooo fiyah!!!! oyinprince!!! ozila!!! biafrabushboy !!! everybody come ooooi!!
Literature / Re: Why Do We Have Lazy Writers That Post Uninteresting Stories On This Section? by ladySuperb(f): 9:49pm On Jan 28, 2017
eh eh!!! Ayam just here to read comments!!!!

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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Love Sick Writer By Angelsss by ladySuperb(f): 2:01pm On Jan 28, 2017
PoliticalThuG:
lol... Is like u lack respect
Then give me what I Lack!!!!!!!!!!
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Love Sick Writer By Angelsss by ladySuperb(f): 11:25am On Jan 28, 2017
Adesina12:


You have already given him a serious attention...honestly

Let's eat popcorn with cold Guinness to cool the tension...ok

Queenite O ya join us ...where's ladysuperb and harameede99...samyfreshsmooth and buttersss nko

U see say,I know d talk since...
I was shocked at his outburst but when I checked his moniker " POLITICAL THUG" mehn....I wasn't I wasn't surprised anymore its obvious he's acting according to his name.....!!!

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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Love Sick Writer By Angelsss by ladySuperb(f): 11:19am On Jan 28, 2017
Adesina12:


You have already given him a serious attention...honestly

Let's eat popcorn with cold Guinness to cool the tension...ok

Queenite O ya join us ...where's ladysuperb and harameede99...samyfreshsmooth and buttersss nko
ayam here!!!!!
Literature / Re: Forbidden Love - A Short And Educative Love Story by ladySuperb(f): 11:42am On Jan 26, 2017
queenitee:
Don't finish the popcorn o
Trust me nah....... I can't ,as padi things nah!!! u Know say na u invite me come here............ I can't lai lai..... oya,name any drink u want ! Moet, Hennessey, name it Adesina 12 will provide! The bill is on me......!!!!!
Literature / Re: Forbidden Love - A Short And Educative Love Story by ladySuperb(f): 11:42am On Jan 26, 2017
queenitee:
Don't finish the popcorn o
Trust me nah....... I can't ,as padi things nah!!! u Know say na u invite me come here............ I can't lai lai..... oya,name any drink u want ! Moet, Hennessey, name it Adesina 12 will provide! The bill is on me......!!!!!
Literature / Re: Forbidden Love - A Short And Educative Love Story by ladySuperb(f): 6:24am On Jan 26, 2017
queenitee:
I'm here
Adesina12,Harameede99,shewrites ladysuperb and others I can't remember their monikers abeg come join me

space booked!!
erm erm .....adesina12 abeg, please gimme $50000 worth of popcorn.....
@ op, oya continue ....LadySuperb is here for u!

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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Love Sick Writer By Angelsss by ladySuperb(f): 5:45am On Jan 23, 2017
please angel hope u are fine? CU's this is unusual of u.... nice story BTW ....
Literature / Re: The Club a story - #nlwriters by ladySuperb(f): 5:34pm On Jan 22, 2017
Adesina12:
We are already here waiting for you Lleigh

Jagugu is here with me, Swann, Creeza, Mattkent, nastynic, Lawlahdey, harameede, queenite, thunday, ladysuperb, Toyin Taiwo and numerous guest are on ground.

I just return from popcorn factory with sweetest varieties of popcorn and cold drinks

O ya show face cool
really?!!
OK.......help me reserve cold origin OK!!
Oga lleigh ,oya gbera!!!
Literature / Re: WRONG NUMBER By Toyin Taiwo by ladySuperb(f): 8:14am On Jan 20, 2017
Dariye:
alright, great grandma.
hmmmmmmmmm
Literature / Re: WRONG NUMBER By Toyin Taiwo by ladySuperb(f): 8:13am On Jan 20, 2017
dharmieex:

Case settled! Gbaaam!
lobatan!!
Literature / Re: Slaves In The Soul : A Novelette by ladySuperb(f): 5:18am On Jan 20, 2017
harameede99:
hmm dats kinda tru u knw bae ghats to enjoy lyf small
hmmmmmm wehdone sir!!!!!!
Literature / Re: WRONG NUMBER By Toyin Taiwo by ladySuperb(f): 5:17am On Jan 20, 2017
Adesina12:

Iya agba please stop following me about nah
I beg I am still young oooo
NRC.....
Sharrap!!!!! young ko, young ni........ I will continue following u until .......u receive the HOLY SPIRIT!!!?

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Literature / Re: Slaves In The Soul : A Novelette by ladySuperb(f): 5:14am On Jan 20, 2017
Adesina12:

All of the above wink
See what sm saying!!!! .........so, you know breast milk?? wehdone sir!!!
Literature / Re: WRONG NUMBER By Toyin Taiwo by ladySuperb(f): 9:28pm On Jan 19, 2017
Adesina12:

Agbalagba indeed
omode dey do you!
Literature / Re: Slaves In The Soul : A Novelette by ladySuperb(f): 9:27pm On Jan 19, 2017
Adesina12:

Hey welcome back
But humm but ladysuperb said you were in other room enjoying popcorn with milk
Is it true?
shey breast milk or peak milk
Literature / Re: WRONG NUMBER By Toyin Taiwo by ladySuperb(f): 9:17pm On Jan 19, 2017
Dariye:
ehen, what happened in 1908 o jare?
ERM ERM ERM......... u know nah....its a secret meant for we agbalagbas .......,...

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