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Politics / Re: PYTHON DANCE: Tension As Army, Biafra Agitators Clash In Abia;3 Allegedly Killed by lafflaff123(m): 11:02am On Sep 11, 2017
SexyNairalander:
booked

SexyNairalander?what kind of name is that?men are now Sexy?

I blame Bobrisky for this rubbish.
Romance / Re: Can I Live In A Single Room Apartment With My Wife? by lafflaff123(m): 11:00am On Sep 11, 2017
No.

You can't bring a wife into a room.

If in 2017,you live in a room and have marriage in your mind,then you not only lack any vision or self drive. You also are wicked for even on planning on bringing a woman into suffering.

Then for the woman that wants to get married,and move into a room with him. I really pity you.
Romance / Re: Moving On After Being Jilted by lafflaff123(m): 10:57am On Sep 11, 2017
Nice Poem.

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Crime / Re: Okada Man Stabbed To Death In Delta In Broad Daylight. Graphic Photos by lafflaff123(m): 10:54am On Sep 11, 2017
Blonchilli:

The thing has gone out of hand. All the young boys in town are "Ghana burgers "and worse the police and town people are celebrating them. Imagine one idiot was given an award over Awaritse. But we all know the "Ghana Burgers" are all ritualist. Some of them can't speak proper English or fill a bank letter, write a letter or even use a laptop properly yet they claim G.

Very sad my brother.

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Gushes Over Benedicta Elechi, Why He's Stuck To Her by lafflaff123(m): 10:22am On Sep 11, 2017
Lol
Car Talk / Re: This N440m Camo Ferrari 458 Italia Can Only Be Used By The Army In Nigeria by lafflaff123(m): 10:10am On Sep 11, 2017
Today being the 11 of September 2017.

Four things in Nigeria that can make your life not the same again.

ONE:

Buhari Supporter- it is okay to shout Sai Buhari online,but in real life,there is a strong probability you will get a MOB body massage.

TWO:

To be an IPOB member or supporter.

THREE:

To be a Boko Haram member or supporter.

FOUR:

To put on,drive or display anything military (like the picture of this car)when you are a civilian. Have you seen a Soldier slap somebody before?they will slap your DESTINY away,and still pursue that DESTINY to where it ran to and continue the SLAPPING.

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Celebrities / Re: Afia Schwarzenegger Posts About Prayer On Instagram, Got Reactions by lafflaff123(m): 9:58am On Sep 11, 2017
swiz123:
This woman is a clown.A clown with nice tits and assz grin

Have you actually watched the Video?i am assuming no,hence your comment.

There is nothing nice about any part of her body. And trust me,i took my time to scrutinise every where,from the sagging tattooed tits,to her flat arse when she was running into the bathroom.

She is dirty.

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Celebrities / Re: Afia Schwarzenegger Posts About Prayer On Instagram, Got Reactions by lafflaff123(m): 9:43am On Sep 11, 2017
Ashawo no get shame.

All men should pray never to marry a shameless woman.

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Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Finally Reveals Her KING by lafflaff123(m): 9:39am On Sep 11, 2017
Noted.

But according to the wise words of the World's greatest womaniser called Dingbang(a Nairalander)

" Any woman that Flavour the Musician has tasted is a no go area"

Wise words Dingbang.

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Politics / Re: Why We Fired Warning Shots In Umuahia – Nigerian Army by lafflaff123(m): 9:09am On Sep 11, 2017
ofai:


I saw the denial coming. And I saw the clapping zombies coming as well.

You don't beseige a place without an intent to attack at the first place.

The FG, you and your likes are so cowardly that you are shifting your frustrations of losing to boko Haram to kanu.

We shall see who laughs last.

Who laughed at last between Gowon and Ojukwu?who laughed at last between Biafra and Nigeria then?and we will laugh again lol.
Crime / Re: Hotel Cleaner Arrested Over N500million Fraud by lafflaff123(m): 1:32am On Sep 11, 2017
Look at him?

N500 million at once?who does he think he is?Abacha? it is his lack of intelligence that put him in trouble. If he had been asking for the N2 Million that he had earlier succeeded with, i am sure nobody would have detected.

Good thing is that at least he can claim to be a millionaire for a short while.

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Travel / Re: Topless Lady On A Motorbike Along Lekki Expressway In Lagos. Photos by lafflaff123(m): 1:30am On Sep 11, 2017
PDPGuy:


shocked shocked

Are you serious?! Because I know someone who is a make-up artist and also lives in Lekki.

Can a make-up artist afford a Lekki toilet to rent? you are smart, so you know now how they survive.
Politics / Re: Why We Fired Warning Shots In Umuahia – Nigerian Army by lafflaff123(m): 1:28am On Sep 11, 2017
Ra88:
I have seen videos, I suppose those guys I saw with bullet injuries on their legs were probably flying in the air when the bullet from shot the army fired in the air hit them.

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Politics / Re: Why We Fired Warning Shots In Umuahia – Nigerian Army by lafflaff123(m): 1:07am On Sep 11, 2017
We know what exactly happened.

We know the IPOB people want to start what they cannot finish. Kudos to the Nigeria Army, for walking away from a very tense situation, where the IPOB criminals are the aggressors.

At least, it is on record now with video and picture evidences, that they were attacking you guys with rocks and you guys acted calmly. The Easterners should hold Nnamdi Kanu responsible if anything happens to their kith.

Sarcastically enough, all Kanu's children with wife are safe in the UK, and he wants to lead the kids of others to their death. Issorite.

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Fashion / Re: Creative! Checkout This Lady Pepsi Inspired Makeup by lafflaff123(m): 12:56am On Sep 11, 2017
She looks cool.

Am i the only that noticed that the whole of the London Bridge is completely flat and down?the guy with mouth like pomo that sucked it dry, it no go better for you.

No even pity the others wey go come after you.
Politics / Re: Police React To News Of Soldiers 'Storming Nnamdi Kanu's House' by lafflaff123(m): 11:55pm On Sep 10, 2017
virus05:

anybody has the right to support whatever he/she wants. so keep shut. I went to the place, nobody threw stones at anybody. Okay, even if they threw stones does that mean they should go in and shoot people?, were they with guns?. reason like a human being.. Test armored tank near nnamdi kanu house. dey dere dey believe nonsense. Reasoning like a small child. Goto other countries and see how composed their soldiers are. if someone is unarmed, no matter what you don't have the right to pull the trigger.

You lack intelligence.

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Romance / Re: Neighbours Are Tired Of Our Moaning; Nigerian Man Shares Photos Of Oyinbo Babe by lafflaff123(m): 11:52pm On Sep 10, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin


Daaamn! I miss this country sooo bad, it was my second home.. cry cry cry



You miss ABA?
Crime / Re: "Another Bloody Silent Attack In Eleme" by lafflaff123(m): 11:50pm On Sep 10, 2017
ohhh
Celebrities / Re: TY Bello Shares Last Moments With Late Olanike Disu Who Died After Her Birthday by lafflaff123(m): 11:48pm On Sep 10, 2017
ok
Health / Re: Shock I Found This Crature In My Sitting Room! by lafflaff123(m): 11:35pm On Sep 10, 2017
Coolgent:
After I killed it

Looks like a large Earth worm.

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Health / Re: Shock I Found This Crature In My Sitting Room! by lafflaff123(m): 11:30pm On Sep 10, 2017
ok
Politics / Re: INC Warns Nigerian Army To Leave South-east by lafflaff123(m): 11:17pm On Sep 10, 2017
ok
Politics / Re: Not Too Young To Run By Charly Boy – Sahara Reporters by lafflaff123(m): 11:17pm On Sep 10, 2017
ok

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Romance / Re: Help Me Nlander Am In A Problem by lafflaff123(m): 10:13pm On Sep 10, 2017
Lol grin

White Thickish? that na Gonorrhea grin cheesy smiley
Romance / Re: Iceland Place $5000 Monthly Salary To Marry Their Ladies by lafflaff123(m): 10:05pm On Sep 10, 2017
ok
Politics / Re: Police React To News Of Soldiers 'Storming Nnamdi Kanu's House' by lafflaff123(m): 10:01pm On Sep 10, 2017
IPOB with lies sef.

The Military were just going about their business and they got attacked by IPOB YOUTHS loyal to Nnamdi Kanu.

Below is the picture of a Soldier, and innocent civilians attacked by IPOB today.

It should be on record that the Nigerian Military was first attacked by IPOB today.

Scores: IPOB 1- NIGERIA ARMY-0

Awaiting the return MATCH.

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From The Wedding Of Actor Seun Ajayi by lafflaff123(m): 10:00pm On Sep 10, 2017
Evaberry:
Oh Jesus

those hot grooms men

A man tripping on other men?Ayam not getting you?are you not a man?
Politics / Re: Ann Nnaji Is Dead. Senator Gilbert Nnaji's Wife Dies In A Foreign Hospital by lafflaff123(m): 9:57pm On Sep 10, 2017
IYANGBALI:
ask Google

Got my answer.
Travel / Re: Topless Lady On A Motorbike Along Lekki Expressway In Lagos. Photos by lafflaff123(m): 9:55pm On Sep 10, 2017
saintkeppy:
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.......Make-up Artist, Modelling &Event planners wink

I forgot to add those thanks.

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