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You need advice to tell you to marry the other guy so you can give birth to 'sickle cell' babies?




Longevity is not legality my sister.


If you have seen an SS baby in crisis before, you won't pray for your enemy to have SS.



Love is not enough babe.


Abeg I no know wetin I wan type again.


Uncle Seun, what do you think

Babe, I'm sorry for your predicament.

If they didn't tell you it was a competition, you should've known because they can't give everybody something.

For such things there are always 'hidden' terms and conditions.

Sorry for your body pain, see a doctor for drugs prescription, I would've suggested one but self medication isn't good.

This cause maybe a lost one.
You may not get anything out of it.


Seun, this o pass me

Welcome to Nigeria



A Place flowing with unpaid salaries.

A place where Governors cannot be owed for a month.


A place where *Sinators won't be owed salaries.


A place where workers collecting 40k per month will be owed for 8 months while the people representing them won't be owed for a month.



A place where the President will travel for over a month and people will be going over to greet him.

A place where 'stealing is not corruption'


A place where orishirishi happens.



Welcome to Nigeria

When are they going to snap pictures of them praying for Christians and other people killed by fulani herdsmen

I will summon the vigilantes of my community on my missing goat.

Ok

Ok ma!

Chai,





I tire for Tonto matter abeg.




Uncle Seun, I know you will still put this on FP.

What's the big deal?


Policeman hanging danfo?


Ehn ehn?



Na because he no wan pay...
If he wants to pay, he could've taken a cab or used UBER.

CR7....













Eeyan mayweather.



*swallows saliva

Iranu...

Abeg give me Akpu with afang.


*swallows saliva

Whether or not you support him is inconsequential.


Abeg support obiano and rochas for President and see what happens

You don enter one chance.


MTN no get free anything.

Jidesm, someone needs your help

Glad you didn't come out in a body bag.



If it's Tonto, it's NL's FP

Because some people pay for those bibles.


I've seen quran in one hotel room though

The guy may still kill himself later.



I hope he doesn't

Oga sir, you think 800k is big money in Nigeria, get out of Ikeja Airport and see how much go remain for your hand.

Abeg stay here and turn the money to something bigger.



Just give me 300 out of the 800..... I will stay here.

#IdeasNeedFunding

For using 'flat heads and afonja' you are a tribal bigot.

babyfaceafrica:
doesn't matter..this is his last tenure,he can't be sworn into office thrice

Ok, I get now.

babyfaceafrica:
second term bawo?...how many times he won rule?

I'm wondering ni cos he didn't finish the first term before his impeachment.

You've been living in hell and you got a chance to pack out yet you are still complaining.


do you want to live in hell for the next six months?

This isn't new.


I've seen drones deliver gadgets to buyers in lagos when yudala was launched.

Nice one Btw

Noted. Thanks

Fayose for Second term abi

Ok.


Noted Sir Anyaoku.

We don hear.



Next please.

And the civil war is about to continue

Back be back....

Which one is back to rule?
Na you crown them?

Now the OP gave her what she wanted, Attention.