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TravelRe: How Long Have You Lived In Diaspora & When Are You Returning Home? by LaidBack01: 9:00pm On May 25, 2013
I just laugh at peeps mocking people that stay abroad, claiming they(Nigerians staying in Nigeria) are busy bulding the country.

Last time I checked, an average Nigerian still gives policemen bribe when they are stuck, throw banana peels and dirts on the street,give bribes to earn those contracts they come here to boast about,still look for ways to configure their phones for internet without paying 1naira, impregnate young girls and give them money for unsafe abortion, bribe their lecturers for marks, pay people to influece their NYSC posting, read newspaper and criticise politicians in the corner of their rooms, still insist on sleeping with potential employees to give them jobs...the list go on and on.

So Nigerians claiming to be buiding Nigeria, what have you done to improve our countryhuhhuhhuh
PetsRe: My Boss Spends Twice My Salary On Dog Food by LaidBack01: 12:06am On Feb 20, 2013
My comment goes out to everone talking about LOYALTY in Dogs. Human beings can never be compared to dogs on any ground.

Abeg 4get stupid loyalty If your dog can not do simple things like helping you with a bucket of water when you are too tired, drive U 2 d hospital wen you are terribly sick or get the inhaler you forgot in the car when asthma is about to knock life outta U n ya bedroom.

The way your Dog wags its tail when it sees U is simply becos e dey c free food chop 4rm U.
Car TalkRe: One Or Two Leg Driving For Automatic Vehicles? by LaidBack01: 10:31am On Jan 01, 2013
Lovely thread. I believe auto cars are designed to be driven with ONE leg, driving with the two doesn't compliment the purpose of the design. However anyone that thinks he is comfortable with the two legs should not be discouraged and such people should not also encourage others 2 drive with 2 legs.

By the way, The first auto car I will ever drive was with two legs-I was 17- I remained confused and kept matching both the accelerator and the brake at the same time WHILE on motion and alas the engine kept tripping off whenever I commit this blunder. In short, my friend had to collect his ride back.

Perhaps come auto guru needs to emphasize the consequence of matching the 2 pedals at the same time.

J
CultureRe: Do You Ever Hit The '2nd' Page When You Search On Google by LaidBack01(op): 12:52pm On Aug 12, 2012
anonymous6: The funny part most of the time I don't check the second page, it isn't laziness for me it just something at times I don't consider it unless I am really researching something.
yeah, same here. I sincerely feel its the end of my search with those keywords. If it truly is,Larry Page and Sergey Brin wouldnt have made provision for other pages...lol

Plus Ya d 1st to comment on my 1st topic on koboland...I owe you something(could they be ordinary winks?)lol
CultureDo You Ever Hit The '2nd' Page When You Search On Google by LaidBack01(op): 12:44pm On Aug 12, 2012
Finally, 12/8/2012; 12:35PM- I decided to be part of nairaland.com after years of being a passive observer. Anyway, something just struck my mind which i know many Nigerians would have adopted unconsciously wink. Anytime you insert those keywords in 'google' and the results come out, DO YOU EVER TAKE YOUR TIME TO MOVE TO THE SECOND PAGE OF THE RESULT?.

Just figured i hardly do that..so fellow Nigerians are you lazy to do that or you feel you just need to change your keywords as i always do.

J

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