maclatunji:

Trust me, one needs a big sense of humour to live long in Nigeria.

Lmao I bet your ass they do

fluid26: hehehehe...hilarious!
Wonders must never end!

Are you jealous homie?

bhusayor: I'm safe

Misplaced my phone so I lost your contact as well. Hope you've stopped being a player .

Yea I'm fucking around no more, you gonna marry me now? oh heaven grace you are ok.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_sfuVBYooY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jF9Farn6K8

slimyemm: Say it isn't so-Gareth gathes.
Dancing away with my heart-Lady antebellum
Need you now-lady antebellum
Heartless-Kanye.
Because of you-Kelly clarkson.
....the only ones i can remember right now.

(Best Break Up/ Cheating/regret/ Bad Relationship Songs. Top 50 My Favourites.)

Huh?

When he starts using 3 condoms at once Don't ask don't tell

Mynd_44:
That is some serious allegation you have raise there bro. Do you mind explaining

She can't deny it homie . . To her punny I'm the shit

Lool me ex edited this to fit with my name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3UjJ4wKLkg

Ok Mr. Seun today is Wed in Nigeria right? still 11a here. . . I fucking believe its time to let REALITY101 go

This nigga is not totally dead. Why yall wishing him gone? Pray for you bleeped up country instead

OKC OKC OKC OKC OKC OKC OKC

Bhusayor, Yeah she. There's something about her eyes that triggers my . . . Btw she's so peaceful.

Floxyluv: Wow!!!!

What ya woow wooing bout shawty?

Mynd_44:
What can I say? Its time I popped that cherry nah

And you decided to flow with my leftover?

Dyt: U v cheated on me countless tyms u know
U shld jst ova luk dis

Lmao @ cheating a bootycall

sexkillz: The insult on them was not fair, especially over trivia such as a username. . .c'mon man.

Dude you have no fucking right to edit my post. I prefer ban to this shit u just did. I ain't you fucking son so u don't have any right to censor me nor tell me what to say, You have really got to show some respect cuz this shit is so disrespectful. Now I now why you guys don't practice freedom of speech over there. Trust me Seun will never do this bullshit u just did.

crackhouse: let me quickly remind u that this is not a joke section. Take it to the joke section and crack whatever joke u like with it, o.k. And secondly, i know u don't have any girlfriend letalone the one u are cheating one, so i suggest u sell that script to Nollywood cos i am sure they are gonna buy it
with good mani.

Ok, now go Bleep yourself

crackhouse: bros e be like say u no dey sleep at all. By this time 12:59am u still dey waka for NL.

Fucking ignorant baastard. The last I check we don't share the same fucking time zone asskit.

SAFO:

ah no be me look for trouble

It just looks like he's talking in general and not specifically to the op.

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Woo Killz WTF? did u edit my post? wow really? I can tell my privacy ain't safe on here anymore IP, password and PM's Time for me to completely get d Bleep outta this fucking forum

sexkillz: Thread is being massively derailed, and besides, the tempers are flaring uncontrolled.
I tried to calm them, i even hid some insults, but nothing happened.
Maybe if everyone is calm, I'll reopen.

What's up GEJ are you gonna hide this post?

Why d Bleep do yall hide all my fucking complaints? What d Bleep happened to the old fucking nairaland? Atleast we fucking used to get a fucking warning before a motherfucking ban. How about a goddamn fucking warning before the freaking ban?

Seun and punkass Jay bee. I'm still around this bleeped up forum because of this https://www.nairaland.com/916358/nba-represent-team/14#916358.455 after the season y'all can stick the Reality101 handle deep inside your stinky asses.Hijos de puta

This joint is all about tryna get a brother laid huh?

Idowuogbo:
B nice! I would not ask again!

WTF? Ask what again? G.F yourself