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PoliticsRe: Aminu Atiku Flees With His Son Aamir Atiku As He Loses Custody Battle To Ex Wife by lakewise(m): 8:29am On Jan 11, 2018
sarrki:
It won't stop his father winning south south and south east
Boss, am sorry to ask u this o, but where do u work?
HealthRe: Help I Can't Have Erection Anymore. by lakewise(m): 8:07am On Jan 11, 2018
If masturbatiÒn affects men's performance. adversely, wat does it do to women, because it's been know that this females masturbaté more than men
HealthRe: Help I Can't Have Erection Anymore. by lakewise(m): 8:04am On Jan 11, 2018
Bj5all:
Medically it's called sexual performance anxiety, when it happened to me a couple of years ago i thought the world has ended. Got help from Google search and i just realized that i was just putting myself under pressure to please my babe and a day came that uncle D fell down flat because of too much exhaustion, that was how it all started.

The next day, when i wanted to make use of Uncle D, the thought of previous failure flash to my head and Uncle D collapse immediately and i thought it was all over. The anxiety grown until i realized it was normal and i was just putting too much pressure on myself to perform.

It will take you some time to overcome your anxiety but you are perfectly normal.

Sex involves your emotions and psychology, the problem is both has been screwed up and will need time to reset back to normal.

Please avoid taking drugs so that you don't become drug dependent, you will be fine and you will enjoy sex again
I totally agree with u
CelebritiesRe: Dayo Amusa's Denim Jean To A TV Show With Mercy Aigbe Got Fans Talking by lakewise(m): 8:14am On Jan 10, 2018
MasterKim:
Just imagining how she wee hold dat chia, off her Jeans and slide her pata to d right.
loose like 3button for d cloth so her udders go dey jump upandan as I dey hit her from back.
Vaseline crew, hw u take see am?
You are one sick fuckn' puppy, but I love ur imagination wink
RomanceRe: Ladies Btw A Dark Skinned Guy And A Fair Skinned Guy, Which Is Sexier ( See Pix) by lakewise(op): 6:59pm On Jan 09, 2018
Plolly:
In my mind I like fair guys but when they ask me out I'm like eeeeewww I don't understand do I need help
I think light skinned guys age fast
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Sacks Titus, His New Gateman For Speaking With His Former Gateman Jacob by lakewise(m): 10:41pm On Jan 08, 2018
Mariangeles:
Bobrisky is paranoid... he probably thinks everyone close is spying on him.

Here is an idea : Maybe a blogger should pose as an illiterate from the village that can hardly speak english, apply for the job as bobrisky's gateman and then dig out juicy information like who "bae" is and all...Oya bloggers, time for investigative "journalism" o, not just being in the confines of your home and dishing out unverified gossips...
I nominate you for that assignment
RomanceRe: Ladies Btw A Dark Skinned Guy And A Fair Skinned Guy, Which Is Sexier ( See Pix) by lakewise(op): 4:44pm On Jan 08, 2018
mattiecute:
This op sha wants his skin color to win by force.. U uploaded cute pics of dark skinned guys and ordinary pics of light skinned guys abi.
Well as for me i would go with the one that has sense
Those dark-skinned guys are ordinary guys too, there are dark guys way more cute than that
RomanceRe: Ladies Btw A Dark Skinned Guy And A Fair Skinned Guy, Which Is Sexier ( See Pix) by lakewise(op): 11:53am On Jan 08, 2018
OceanmorganTrix:
when ladies see topic like this, this is how they jump into thread
grin bad guy
RomanceRe: Ladies Btw A Dark Skinned Guy And A Fair Skinned Guy, Which Is Sexier ( See Pix) by lakewise(op): 11:52am On Jan 08, 2018
Agadsman:
Of course most of them will say dark....cos their usual spec is "tall dark and handsome"

I've never heard "tall, light and handsome"
This ladies will tell u tall dark and handsome, but Na fair-skinned guy dem like pass
RomanceRe: Ladies Btw A Dark Skinned Guy And A Fair Skinned Guy, Which Is Sexier ( See Pix) by lakewise(op): 11:39am On Jan 08, 2018
team fair-skinned

RomanceLadies Btw A Dark Skinned Guy And A Fair Skinned Guy, Which Is Sexier ( See Pix) by lakewise(op): 11:37am On Jan 08, 2018
My name is leke and i'm wise.. pls call me Lakewise

Lakewise is cute and embarrassingly handsome. But a dark-skinned niggà

Ladies tell me, if I was light skinned i'd be a god

Lol.. no mind me, am jus fooling around grin


Dark-skinned or fair-skinned for men.. which is sexiest?


team dark-skinned

RomanceRe: Its Impossible For A Guy To Have Beards And Still Remain Ugly ( See Pix) by lakewise(op): 10:48pm On Jan 07, 2018
biacan:
You nor me and you don go far so I just joking around biko
See how she dey apologize, am sure this dude got beards grin
RomanceRe: Its Impossible For A Guy To Have Beards And Still Remain Ugly ( See Pix) by lakewise(op): 10:33pm On Jan 07, 2018
pcguru1:
cry wish I could grow beards
Ur beards is not bad now, leave it to grow for an extended period of time, u will love it
RomanceRe: Its Impossible For A Guy To Have Beards And Still Remain Ugly ( See Pix) by lakewise(op): 10:31pm On Jan 07, 2018
YoungRichRuler:
Do you sell Alma Oil? Or pharmacy go get am too? Sorry for bothering you
It's ok bro, Most pharmacy have Alma oil, the hydrocortisone is a cream tho
RomanceRe: Its Impossible For A Guy To Have Beards And Still Remain Ugly ( See Pix) by lakewise(op): 10:19pm On Jan 07, 2018
YoungRichRuler:
Where do I get hydrocortisone? I'm really not particular about beards but the itching no be small thing
Pharmacy bro
RomanceRe: Its Impossible For A Guy To Have Beards And Still Remain Ugly ( See Pix) by lakewise(op): 10:15pm On Jan 07, 2018
yanshDoctor:
just when i thought you are wise. he post pic when he was young and active. you are postong picture when he was old.
Doesn't matter bro, Mohammed Ali grew beards before he died.....lets see u grow some too
RomanceRe: Its Impossible For A Guy To Have Beards And Still Remain Ugly ( See Pix) by lakewise(op): 10:12pm On Jan 07, 2018
All the guys that don't like beards, are probably hating on those that have, but the ladies that say they don't like beards have never been with a dude with well groomed beards

RomanceRe: Its Impossible For A Guy To Have Beards And Still Remain Ugly ( See Pix) by lakewise(op): 3:45pm On Jan 07, 2018
princechurchill:
The greatest keeps it smooth for the ladies
Keep consoling yourself, Mohammed Ali in his dying days grew beards, who's to say C. Ronaldo won't grow beards after his retirement

RomanceRe: Its Impossible For A Guy To Have Beards And Still Remain Ugly ( See Pix) by lakewise(op): 3:34pm On Jan 07, 2018
Paulosky1900:
;Dwhere is the recharge card,send it to him right away.......he won
Those men beards are not well groomed, besides they don't look ugly to me grin

But will send him the card tho grin
RomanceRe: Its Impossible For A Guy To Have Beards And Still Remain Ugly ( See Pix) by lakewise(op): 3:27pm On Jan 07, 2018
OceanmorganTrix:
Let the card be your today's gift from me grin grin grin
U try tho, write ur number and the network u use and I will text it to u momentarily
RomanceRe: Its Impossible For A Guy To Have Beards And Still Remain Ugly ( See Pix) by lakewise(op): 3:20pm On Jan 07, 2018
[quote author=OceanmorganTrix post=63976423][/quote]grin this man wan chop my card, but this men no groom the beards now grin
RomanceRe: Its Impossible For A Guy To Have Beards And Still Remain Ugly ( See Pix) by lakewise(op): 3:12pm On Jan 07, 2018
richythePH:
i aiint got beards but i love it that way


so wise op thanks but no thanks undecided
Grow beards my brother, it won't kill u, on the contrary it will save ur life
RomanceRe: Its Impossible For A Guy To Have Beards And Still Remain Ugly ( See Pix) by lakewise(op): 3:10pm On Jan 07, 2018
OceanmorganTrix:
You never jam ugliness before
Show me the picture of a man with beards well groomed, that's ugly and I will send u a recharge card of 1k now
RomanceIts Impossible For A Guy To Have Beards And Still Remain Ugly ( See Pix) by lakewise(op): 3:03pm On Jan 07, 2018
My name is leke and i'm wise...just call me Lakewise

Lot of guys wana look handsome and all attractive, but nothing catches the attention of the opposite sex like a man with beards, it makes u look mature and reek of sexiness, so I culled out this article below on how to grow your beards fast and groom it steadily.



For men, beards stand for masculinity, so a fully grown moustache and beard is a source of great pride. That is probably why 'grow beard faster' is one of the most popular search phrases on Google. We try and decode facial hair growth and list some ways to make your beard grow faster, naturally



Tip No #1: Exfoliate your skin once a week. This will help remove dead cells and stimulate hair growth.


Tip No #2: Wash your skin with warm water using a mild cleanser twice a day. Clean skin accelerates hair growth.


Tip No #3: Eucalyptus helps promote facial hair growth, so use a moisturiser with eucalyptus as the main ingredient and massage it on your face to grow your beard faster.

Tip No #4: Make sure you sleep well as this will help repair damaged skin cells and promote beard growth.


Tip No #5: Certain vitamins and minerals help increase the speed at which facial hair grows. Include Vitamins A, B, C and E in your diet as they speed up the hair growth process.


Tip No#6: Keep a tab on ingrown hair; beards usually don't grow evenly if there are ingrown hairs on your face. Here are some home remedies to prevent ingrowths.


Tip No#7: Take 2.5 mg of biotin every day to help your beard grow faster.


Tip No #8: Beards will grow more quickly when you are relaxed, and many beauty and health experts believe hair reveals stress. Manage stress in healthy ways through meditation and yoga for better results.


Tip No #9: Increase the amount of protein in your diet. The protein found in meat, fish, eggs and nuts will help the hair on your face grow quicker.


Tip No #10: Refrain from shaping or trimming your hair very often. Groom your beard only after six weeks when it is full grown.


Tip No #11: Facial massage improves blood circulation to the face, which will stimulate new hair growth.


Tip No #12: The popular logic that shaving every day makes beards grow faster is a myth. There is no scientific research to prove it.


Tip No #13: In case you experience itching or rashes during the initial days of growth, apply hydrocortisone cream to your face


Tip No #14: Amla oil is a natural remedy to increase facial hair growth. Massage your skin with amla oil and leave it on for 15-20 minutes. Rinse your face with cold water and then clean it.


Cc: seun, lalasticlala, mynd44 move this ish off the ground...men must grow beards this year


Source: https://m.indiatimes.com/health/healthyliving/14-natural-ways-to-make-your-beard-grow-faster-242637.html

RomanceRe: How To Make Ladies Give You Money (Guys Only) by lakewise(op): 11:47am On Jan 07, 2018
Cc: seun, lalasticlala, mynd44 let's move this to front page and help some brothers make money this year...
RomanceRe: How To Make Ladies Give You Money (Guys Only) by lakewise(op): 11:32am On Jan 07, 2018
Kenzico:
undecided





I concur with all these but Dating a Fat Lady...i don wanna kill maSelf grin
Bless u brother. Money is motive
RomanceRe: How To Make Ladies Give You Money (Guys Only) by lakewise(op): 11:31am On Jan 07, 2018
ubunja:
cruel but true.
the lowest of the low women will part with money to get validation.
agreed.
Boss there's more money with handicapped girls, speaking from experience
RomanceRe: How To Make Ladies Give You Money (Guys Only) by lakewise(op): 11:24am On Jan 07, 2018
Lalas247:
Erm Op is that ur pic .... just asking o grin
She's tripping already cool
RomanceHow To Make Ladies Give You Money (Guys Only) by lakewise(op): 11:16am On Jan 07, 2018
My name is leke and am wise....please call me Lakewise


Since time immemorial , it's always been the male folk that spend money on ladies, often time the male gender do this to either attract or impress the female gender.

But most times we tend to forget that some of these ladies we spend money on, have even more money than we do, thus we end up fulfilling the biblical prophesy that says " we go collect from those wey no get and give am to those wey get "

So I have been able to device a new way to make men collect money from ladies no matter how broke they are.

NB: the motive is to make them fall in love, collect money, and not to fall in love yourself


1.

Go for fat girls : fat girls have over the ages been known to be so self conscious, and most times suffer inferiority complex, and trust me they always have money.... approach them and spoil them with flattery, make them feel special, take them out on jus 2 dates and don't act like u are ashamed to be with them, let them fall in love with u over time, then u withdrawal back and act strange to them once u know they are in love with u, when they start asking questions about your sudden change...start making ur demands, start by asking for small money like (20k),then progress as time goes on....u go chop their money tire


2.

Go for girls with tribal mark : girls with tribal mark are also very self conscious , they will use any type of pancake and foundation to cover up those marks, once u spot them, u have struck Gold, assess and approach them, most of them always have money.... let's not forget this mark was engraved on them by either their parents or grandparents, so they have little control over it, even though they always feel bad about it

Approach them and make them know we all have tribal marks on our body, jus that majority of us have it on our palm..tell them about how girls with tribal mark turns u on and remind u of ur own mother

Most importantly take them out on dates and don't be ashamed to be with them, introduce them to friends and make them feel relaxed, once they start falling in love with u..pls withdrawal and change ur attitude suddenly....once they start asking questions about ur sudden change in attitude, make ur demands by cooking up fictitious stories about u needing money desperately..tribal mark girls will go to any extent to get u that money


3.



Go for Ugly girls : "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" goes the popular saying.
But what if u make yourself the beholder


Let's not be deceived, just like we have day and night, so do we have pretty and ugly girls

Pretty girls often time get all the attention, while the ugly ones get little or absolutely no attention, so let's focus on the ugly ones

Ugly girls are everywhere, but we usually don't take notice of them cos we consider them ugly, but let's not forget, many of these ugly girls have money

Once u spot an ugly girl, approach with care, cos they usually find it strange that anybody will even approach them,

Don't compliment them at all on their looks, cos u will only make matters worse, just ask to be friends with them, hang out with them, introduce them to friends and ask to know any of her own friends if she has any...I doubt tho


Ugly girls are always so romantic but lack experience , so spoil them with attention, and don't ever be ashamed to be with them,.."never forget the motive is money"

Girl usually fall in love fast easily but ugly girls fall in love faster and absolutely . When u notice how head over heels she is with u, withdrawal immediately, cook up story and demand for money to fix a quick issue. She will do anything to find that money


4.

Disabled or handicapped girls : this girls have more money than u can ever think about, find a girl with disability and u have struck raw cash

This handicapped girls are most times so lonely, they know the are last in the food chain of a man's demands. And also have very few admirers

Once u spot an handicapped girl, approach with all sense of seriousness. they love flattery and attention, and trust me, they have wild fantasies

Take her out on a date to see a movie, laugh and make her feel so comfortable, call her often to make her feel so relaxed with u, she will fall in love with in less than 72 hours,

Repeat same process as above, and make ur demands, handicapped girls are known to be the highest givers of money to guys..


5.
Ladies that are desperately in need of husband :

This ladies that are very mature, usually within the ages of 30-44, anything beyond that age Na sugar mummy

Trust me this ladies have money. But that money is not always easy to collect because they also have experience

When u spot a lady within that age bracket without a man yet, don't be intimidated by their age or what they have acquired, the motive is to fleece them of their money

Approach them and ask to be friends with them, never ask for anything further besides friendship, give them " passive attention " use her pictures as DP as often as possible, write sweet things about her and always tag her, so she can see it. Make her see how deeply in love u are with her, without even toasting her . When she feels comfortable enough with your presence, go out in dates with her

She will gradually start to fall for u, this often takes time, but once u notice that she's already in love withdrawal back and do the needful



pretty ladies can also be fleeced of money, but u need to be a fine boy too

CAUTION law of reversibility may take effect while practicing any of these...

jus so u know, the law of reversibility states that " if you feel a certain way, u will act in a manner consistent with the feeling, But if u act in a manner consistent with that feeling even if u don't feel like it, the law of reversibility will create a feeling consistent with your action

No go hook urself if u no get mind o!

CrimeRe: Okada Man Shot On His Buttocks And His Bike Stolen At Obosi, Onitsha Anambra by lakewise(m): 8:30pm On Jan 06, 2018
Treas006:
See the guy nyash sef grin grin grin
The guy probably has a bigger àss than u, maybe even fresher...sucker!

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