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EducationRe: "Words Or Names" If Spelling Is Reverse Stil Gives Same Meaning & Spelling by lakewise(m): 9:24pm On Jan 21, 2018
Paradigme777:
Abon shocked
Qui grin
EducationRe: "Words Or Names" If Spelling Is Reverse Stil Gives Same Meaning & Spelling by lakewise(m): 3:03pm On Jan 21, 2018
Remerciez-moi plus tard

CrimeRe: Robbers Seal 89-Year-Old Woman’s Mouth With Super Glue In Edo (Photos) by lakewise(m): 10:58am On Jan 13, 2018
A classic case of see no evil,hear no evil, SPEAK no EVIL . grin grin
CelebritiesThe Yoruba Language Ranked Sexiest In Africa,and 8th Sexiest In The World by lakewise(op): 10:51am On Jan 13, 2018
my name is leke, and I'm wise... why not just call me Lakewise


So I stumbled upon this news while surfing the Internet, on the sexiest languages in the world

My Yoruba language happens to be the only language in Africa that made the list.

Here we go check the list out below, if you got any problems with this list...complain to God grin

Well ladies and gentlemen, our poll to find the world’s sexiest language has finally come to a close. So what is the world’s sexiest language? What are the sexiest languages per region? While some of the languages on this list may not surprise you, some of them certainly will. The winners, according to popularity are:

1. French
2. British English
3. English
4. Arabic
5. Spanish
6. Samoan
7. Italian
8. Yoruba
9. Thai
10. Tahitian

However, when we calculated the sexiest language according to region, the list turns into:

• North America: English – Known for being the mutt of all languages, English has developed into a complex and beautiful creation that borrows the precision of German, the intensity of Latin, and the refiner of French.

• South America: Spanish – The language of a never dying love contains the vocabulary and rhythm that can make any person swoon.

• United Kingdom: British English – The accent of sophistication and of incredible depth, the British English contains sounds that can adjust itself into any position.

• Western Europe: French – Usually considered the suave and most cultured of the Romantic languages, French is as soft as silk and feels as warm as a lover’s stroke.

• Western Europe: Italian – Known for its poetic nature, Italian is the language of passion and fun, making this language addictive.

• Africa: Yoruba – With percussive intensity and syllables that sound like everyone is singing, Yoruba massages your ears into ecstasy.

• Pacific Islands: Tahitian - With its warmth and voluptuous sounds, Tahitian is the sound of gold coming to embrace you.

• Asia: Thai – Soft spoken, fun loving, and happy-go-lucky, the rich textures of Thai make this language incredibly seductive.

Thanks to your help, Day Translations has been able to search for the world’s sexiest languages in the world! While some of us are not surprised that French turned out to be the sexiest language of all, one can’t help but wonder: What makes a language sexy? And what is it about French?

According to Dr. Nigel Armstrong, a lecturer in French and sociolinguistics at the University of Leeds, there is nothing in the accent that makes French sexy or unsexy. In fact, the same could be said for any language that is included on our list. No language is inherently sexy, for accents and languages are merely sounds that follow an organizational structure. The reason why we think French or a particular language is sexy is much more interesting.

As Dr. Armstrong states, the sexiness of an accent or a language is due to our social and cultural backgrounds. Several surveys have been conducted on similar linguistic phenomena. People, depending on where they have grown up and with what they have been taught as normal, are prone to holding opinions that their culture holds. For centuries, the French have had the stereotype of being stylistic, cultured, suave, and most of all, sexy. Yet why the French?

Generally, the persons who are the most favorable of the French tend to live in a Western culture. This come as no surprise when you consider the numerous polls that have studied attractiveness and sexiness tend to be taken in either the United Kingdom, or the United States. Seeing how both nations are fairly similar in contrast to say, Canada and Indonesia, the polls tend to have the same responses. It is not terribly surprising that Italian, British English, and French show up in every poll about sexy languages.

What is interesting though, is the fact that our poll happens to include a more varied population. As you can see, Arabic, Samoan, and even Yoruba have made it in to the top ten. Has the West ever considered the sexiness of Tahitian? Have we ever even paid much attention to the Yoruba language? Maybe it’s about time that we start to dig a little deeper into other cultures and learn about what makes them so sexy. Who knows, maybe Thai is truly the sexiest language. We just need to study the culture a little more.



Source: https://www.daytranslations.com/blog/2014/10/top-ten-sexiest-languages-world-5611

RomanceRe: Top 10 Countries With The Smallest penîs In The World by lakewise(op): 10:37am On Jan 13, 2018
Paulosky1900:
So what's the position of our country Nigeria.?grin
For this kind one, we no fit carry last grin
RomanceTop 10 Countries With The Smallest penîs In The World by lakewise(op): 10:33am On Jan 13, 2018
my name is leke, and I'm wise, that's why they call me Lakewise

For all my naija girls that always say SIZE Doesn't matter to them, I am bringing you goodnews this 2018, if you are still single, your husband may not be in Nigeria

Check out this countries with the smallest Dîcks in the world, only thing this Dîcks is good at is to piss


Scientists claim that the size of the Penis does not matter, as long as the job gets done. But those scientists are probably Cambodian. If you liked our last video of the top 10 countries with the biggest penis’s, then you’ll love our list of the top 10 countries with the smallest Penis’s. SO bring out the magnifying glass and tweezers, and let’s have ourselves a closer look.

10. Japan


Researchers found out that the birthrate in Japan is so low, that adult diapers are sold more than baby diapers. The Japanese are packing a whopping 4.30 inches of sausage, I guess, if you can’t reach, you can’t reach, Sashimi anyone?

9. Sri Lankan men very well represent the size of their tiny little country., and their tiny little cock. With an average size of 4.30 inches.

8. China
We have reason to believe that the Chinese, were gifted with a clever mind, and cursed with a small penis, with an average penis size of 4.29 inches, now we know why Bruce Lee was always so mad.

7. Philippines
Manny Pacquiao has been under the suspicion of using steroids over the years, and if that’s true, then his dick could very well be inverted by now. Cause the Philippines has an average size of 4.21 inches, now that’s a pretty small dick pac man.

6. Taiwan
Taiwan’s home of lady boys and Alexander Wang. But they need some more pay weigh gee (Peh-oe-ji) in their pants with a ridiculous average penis size of 4.20 inches. Women of Taiwan, I feel for you, but it’s okay, just book a ticket to congo.

5. Myanmar

As beautiful as it is, Myanmar, formerly known as Burma, is famous for their two kind of nuts. Betel nuts, and their little hanging nuts, with an average size of 4.19 inches.

4. India

The country who proudly shared its Yoga spirituality shit to the world, never shared the fact that Indian Men have a teensy weensy dickie, with an average size of 4.03 inches. Well we, now know the truth. Namaste!

3. Thailand

home to the world’s largest gold Buddha, the largest crocodile farm, the largest restaurant, the longest suspension bridge, and the tallest hotel, I guess they’re trying to compensate for their national average of 4 inches in the penis department.

2. Cambodia

50 % of the Cambodian population is under the age of 15. No wonder the average Penis size of Cambodian Men is just 3.95 inches. I’m surprised that Neverland ranch wasn’t built there. #RIP the King of Penis

1. South Korea

You may have heard their fantastic K-pop, and you may be impressed with their Economical, financial and Military Growth, but I guarantee that you will never see South Korea the Same way ever again, as they hold the record for the nation with the smallest penis, with an average size of 3.8 inches of pure imagination, and you know North Korea can’t be much better, maybe that’s why they’re so secretive.

Source: http://modernwhiz.com/travel/10-countries-smallest-penis-size/ color

PetsRe: Why Is My Female Boerboel Dog Releasing A Mucus Like Substance From Her Vagina?. by lakewise(m): 11:25am On Jan 12, 2018
How old is she, she's probably on heat....

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