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harlos: What is aka

Aka means (also known as) or your nick name or stage name or street name etc

[quote author=Mynd_44]Source?[/quote]Fuse.com

Keeper of the zoo made a funny typo here so this has to be muted

The veteran Hip hop rapper told Miss Info that his reply is "Wow".

Now tell me, is that a good reply from a Hip hop rap head?

The job of a President is to make tough decisions
The job of a Lawyer is to ask serious questions
The job of a Judge is to pass impartial judgment
The job of a Consultant is to manufacture believable answers

The job of a Writer is to spread an idea
The job of a Leader is to find a path
The job of a Ruler is to draw a perfect circle
The job of a Marketer is to change minds

The job of a Seller is to trade value with a customer
The job of a designer is to add to God's work
The job of a Rapper is to get the rest of the citizen back to the ghetto
The job of a Dreamer is to bring dreams to reality

The job of a CEO is to make the firm profitable
The job of a Shoe Cobbler is to make you walk comfortable
The Job of a Tooth Paste maker is to make you kis...
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What you mean?

Yes!
If you want to tell your 3 years old to stop playing with fire, how do you say it?

If you shout at him, he will still do it, but all you need to do is simply tell him to play with fire and he will abstain by himself.

So now am advising you that is reading this thread now to please buy Pirated Materials--at your own risk!

And tomorrow make sure you employ Tuface, Timaya or Terry G when they come to your office with their CV to apply for the job of a Admin Manager... Lol

(Note that: Artist like Nomoreloss and Obiwon are already walking in one office or the other)

So now you can support the industry or like 2Baba advised--kill the Industry!

Grace by Lakotai (Yes by Me!)

This morning as I was passing by the Big Exxon Mobil building at Sand-field Victoria Island, I noticed one thing.

Exxon Mobile has got some few new neighbors! (Homeless Citizens)

Is Exxon Mobil aware of these new tenants or are they the ones that lease the place to them? but these new Mobil's neighbors are not using this their new found place for business purposes--they lives there!

The apartment am talking about has got no roof, no fence no furnitures and it only have one wall out of the 4 walls that a normal living room is made of. The wall am talking about is the giant iron bar, like a fence, that is used to bar Mobil's mighty generator room!

One thing that called my attention to these Mobil's new neighbors is their sense of the future. They chose to pass the night at this very place because it's very close to Mobil's filling station. Do you know why they chose this location? It's because when the rain comes they can easily and quickly divert to this filling station for shelter.

So what I'm trying to let you know is this. This new Mobil neighbors has got a Plan B!

They didn't allow their current condition to handicap their sense of good thinking. If you look around very well you will notice that there are other places this Mobil's new neighbors (Homeless Citizens) could have run to, to pass the night, place like the outside veranda of Kuramo College, or KFC's car space etc.

If they chose any of these location when the rain comes they are in soup. Although they might still run to Mobil filling station for shelter, but they will be heavily beaten by rain!

Plan B is inevitable, no matter how sure you are that, the project you are fostering will succeed, no matter your condition, favorable or not, like those Mobil's new neighbors you must consider a Plan B.

Now tell me, would you rather just "Focus" or have a "Plan B"?

OlamiB: It might because you dont truly love them before sex, sometimes sex bonds the emotional love between you and your partner and it also makes the love stronger-all thing being equal-.

Sex is sex what is emotional there? When you love someone it doesn't determines how you will feel after sex with them

MicroBox: You still have the fear of God in you,please do stop before you will start appreciating them after sexvv

You see I need GOD

Thanks for your advise.

I want to start experimenting with 4 of the advices I've got here. I will let you know them very soon

Whackest Song of the Year (2013)

NairaLanders it's time we give award to that song that makes us hisssssss nonstop.

That song we can't recommend to our worst enemy. That song we will by all means make sure it doesn't get to the next ear.

That song that makes us want to send our advise to the artist "go learn hand work"

Vote Now!

My own vote goes to this song ...
"Personally" by P Square

Monicasque: no doll. m not taking it personal i just think you are demon possesed thats all. If you keep sleeping with the whole of this nigeria , you must be careful because there are so many spirits out there, you might not know the kind you have slept with one day and u might ruin your life remember 2 SHALL BECOME 1. How many portions are in you?

Lol

I don't go around sleeping with the whole of Nigerians! Don't get me wrong I said my girl friend and ex...

Monicasque: u are sick

Why take it personal nah?

seankay: It happens to me too.It happens when you bang someone you don't love,fugly or below your class just to satisfy your lustful desire at that particular time.@op,I swear you wudnt feel the same way if you get down with Beyounce,nicki minaj(just an example)

Why would Bey and Nicki be an exception

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masonkz: For your own good, you better start wrapping it up, unless you know your health status and that of your various partners.

I went to Hannoba Medical Center at Onikan, last 4 weeks for a complete medical check-up,

A company that wanted to employ me sent me to do this check-up. According to the attendant at the hospital, if I am positive they won't employ me.

But guess what after 2 days of the check-up the company called! And employed me immediately

It makes me really HAPPY though, and free to do things and walk free.

So God always gat my back Masonkz

drnoel: its a thing of the mind. U need 2 mature up.

Thanks Doctor.

MicroBox: You still have the fear of God in you,please do stop before you will start appreciating them after sexvv

Thanks

xyoung: abeg una de fight boxing?

Lol

niggaman: AS U HAVE VIGOROUSLY JACK OFF, AND U DON POUR SPERM INTO THE VIRGINA SO IT BECOMES REPULSIVE TO U. USED TO HAVE SAME PROBLEM BEFORE, THEN SOMEBODY RECOMMENDED TOM-TOM SINCE THEN I HAVE BEEN GOOD

I no believe Tom Tom oo

[quote author=Flygerian.]Speechless![/quote]You have not heard that before?

niggaman: its obvious now, u don pour nau

How u mean

Godson201333: You better change your stupid mentality before you grab your cousin waist and later start feeling sorry!!

No nah Godson, I didn't say that am a nymph. I mean I hate girls my girl friends, sometimes my friend's girl friend. U get that?

Not my relatives