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PhonesRe: Microsoft To Buy Nokia Phone Unit by Lakotai(m): 6:14pm On Sep 04, 2013
Scarpon: I had a dream
I will buy techno
I %94 support your DREAM!
WebmastersRe: I Want To Review Your Website/blog For FREE On My Own Site by Lakotai(op): 8:33pm On Sep 03, 2013
felixchip: Name: Felix Obinna
Email: felix_chip@ymail.com
Site : www.naijablackhatforum.com
Felix yours is a forum, how are you going to review mine on your forum site?

Or should we limit this to blog only?

But felix I am already reviewing your forum...
Maybe after yours we will have to limit this review to only blog, but if forum owners can tell us how possible it is to review our blog on their forum then we will review their site...
WebmastersRe: I Want To Review Your Website/blog For FREE On My Own Site by Lakotai(op): 12:18pm On Sep 03, 2013
omoelu1: i run www.sdknaija.com.
my number is 08137670746
and my email is omoelu1@yahoo.com
They said page not found
WebmastersRe: I Want To Review Your Website/blog For FREE On My Own Site by Lakotai(op): 8:07am On Sep 03, 2013
Ok
I will start with felix
Music/RadioJessy Jagz Ft Femi Kuti: How Do You See That Jam? by Lakotai(op): 11:01pm On Sep 01, 2013
Just want to know what your opinion is about the jam
Christianity EtcRe: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by Lakotai(m): 10:34pm On Sep 01, 2013
My pastor sacked my father! For no reason
#musquethings #teammuslim *wink*
SportsMoyes Out Or Moyes Needs More Yes? - Twitter Trend by Lakotai(op): 9:58pm On Sep 01, 2013
#moyesout is trending on twitter now!

Some are complaining that he should sign Ozil, but what I think is the cause of this moyesout campaign is the recent liverpool lashing of man utd,

Please Man U fans, try and big up, David Moyes need more time, more years and more yeses!

Please join the new twitter campaign:
#MoyesNeedMoreYes
FoodHelp My Girl Friend Served Me Pepper Soup Egg!! by Lakotai(op): 8:52pm On Sep 01, 2013
Please how do I tell my girl friend that the egg she fried for me was more of pepper soup?

Too much water, too much pepper, and the egg was like seed in the plate... You know?

I need your advise please...
LiteratureRe: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Lakotai(m): 5:53pm On Sep 01, 2013
[quote author=Foxy_Flow]I just finished doing my morning ......that with mark there.''

A prison official said. His face looked sunken with his jaw sticking out. His eyes were red like he was smoking cow dung while his teeth had the normal kolanut stain.

''Big head, what's your name?''

He asked me.

''Attai''

I answered to which he wrote in a big black book. The Book of Death.

''And you''

He asked the person close to me and so on until he had written al our names down. From there we had proceeded to another room where out clothes were stripped while we were made to bend down. Fingers covered in gloves were stuck into our anus to check for whatever was hidden, our mouth were also opened and searched thoroughly with the same fingers that had entered our anus.

We were ushered into another room where we were bathed thoroughly with water that smelt recycled. I felt relieved as the water splashed over my body as I had not had a bath for the 3 days I was kept in the police cell.

''Take your cloth''

A new cloth was handed to me in the Laundary Unit which I put on and was directed to the barber's stand where my long afro was reduced to ''kodo''. My head felt a little lighter that I made a silent promise not to grow my hair again, a promise I was soon to break.

''Hahahhahahah, na wetin this one do na, why dem carry this boy come here instead of to carry am go zoo.''

A thick looking guy said as I was pushed into the cell. I stood undecided looking at those that will be my room mates for the next 3 years.

''Na your papa suppose dey zoo''

I fired. This took them by surprise as they had not expected a response from.

''Na wetin you say eh? You know who you just talk to?''

The thick guy said, his eyes blazing.



TO BE CONTINUED BY FLOW.....[/quote].... our mouth were also opened and searched thoroughly with the same fingers that had entered our anus. lols!
CelebritiesPlease Forward This My Love Letter To Chidynma by Lakotai(op):
Dear Chichi,

How are you today? I know you are fine because your latest single is doing well on the airwaves. Well I want to use this opportunity to reveal my deepest feelings for you,

Chidynma, since you started auditioning at mtn project fame I have got this intimate connection with you but I was doubting myself if what am feeling is true, I hated it when you have to climb on that stage and expose yourself to millions of viewers around and outside naija, it's only encourages stiff competition for me.

I was waiting for you to be through with the auditioning so that I can meet with you face to face, but after you are done with the auditioning you had a song with SoundSultan, ok I love that guy, but when you finally broke my heart is when you have that new Hypertek artist called Damy krane as your video boy! I thought I lost it all. I gave up, in short, but I was charmed again by your wit when I watched your award deserving Video with Suspect, and that black ibo boss Illbliss.

My dear chichi, one of the features that got me crazy about you is your innocent look, I imagine how that will be on bed, your lips too are KILLING, I used to have a crush on Riri, but before Burna Boy told Bellanaija that she is washed I already disgust her... Yes. Chi, you are still on board and all those industry heads have not squeezed you yet, sorry for that language, but, what I mean to say is that you still look like a Nollywood virgin to me.

Chi I know that I am some years older than you and I have got more dough too, but let's leave material things out of this. Please as soon as you get this love letter, kindly email me at, "lako_hl100@yahoo.com" Chidynma when we meet in person I will softly say it in your Cinderella ear that " I...lo...ve youu"
Yours Dearly
Lakotai.
CelebritiesRe: Eminem Calls Khloe Kardashian 'ugly' & Mocks Lamar For Marrying Her by Lakotai(m):
Yes nahhhh Khloe is UGLY! You don't need a goggle to see that...

Eminem I saw YOU!

Waje too is just innocently Ugly! see her here » www.nairaland.com/1407554/god-waje-ugly
WebmastersRe: I Want To Review Your Website/blog For FREE On My Own Site by Lakotai(op): 10:21am On Aug 31, 2013
i.e
My own information »
Name: Lakotai
Email: lako_hl100@yahoo.com
Web; www.Lakotai.com
WebmastersI Want To Review Your Website/blog For FREE On My Own Site by Lakotai(op): 10:20am On Aug 31, 2013
Yes. I want to Review your site/blog, but you will have to review mine too.

Its a trade by bartar stuff... Imagine if you review 10 sites and those site in return review your site/blog, imagine the credibility that will ad to your site/blog

So now who is the first to take me on this offer?

Drop your site or blog address and email address and your name too below even number is ok... Let's start a favoring relationship Now.
CelebritiesDo You Agree With MTV Base That Burna Boy Is 22? by Lakotai(op): 11:43pm On Aug 30, 2013
They call him burnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaBOY!
SportsIIII by Lakotai(op): 10:39pm On Aug 30, 2013
IIII
CelebritiesAmala Has Destroyed My Six Packs - Reminisce by Lakotai(op): 7:51pm On Aug 30, 2013
In a recent interview I watched about 3 days ago, in TVC, featuring Reminisce,

When asked what happened to his six packs, he replied "Amala ti da gbo gbo six pack mi ru" meaning Amala has destroyed all my six packs

But is it true that Amala can destroy six packs faster than Goulder?
CelebritiesRe: Revealed! Michael Scofield Partner (pics) by Lakotai(op): 4:48pm On Aug 29, 2013
caramelll: Source Plsss.
Caramell your source: www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00010934.html
CelebritiesRe: Revealed! Michael Scofield Partner (pics) by Lakotai(op): 4:04pm On Aug 29, 2013
yota: Another waste of man+++++ next++
Old pics? Means the relationship has been long!
CelebritiesRe: Revealed! Michael Scofield Partner (pics) by Lakotai(op): 3:38pm On Aug 29, 2013
But is gay really a bad thing?
Is it devilish than murder?
CelebritiesRe: Revealed! Michael Scofield Partner (pics) by Lakotai(op): 3:21pm On Aug 29, 2013
[quote author=maxwello.yg]My guy, are you gay?[/quote]Me?...
CelebritiesRe: Revealed! Michael Scofield Partner (pics) by Lakotai(op): 2:42pm On Aug 29, 2013
Well I still love wentworth!
CelebritiesRevealed! Michael Scofield Partner (pics) by Lakotai(op):
After his
much denial, the hunk finally comes out of the closet with his
sex orientation as he's been spotted out and about with his
rumored gay partner Luke McFarlane over the weekend.
Miller and McFarlane have been together for quite a while,
but are trying hard to keep their relationship away from
public.

In fact, the twosome was spotted getting together on
Saturday August 25th walking down the streets of Los
Angeles and guess what they looked more than just friends.
Luke McFarlane is the ex-boyfriend of "Grey's Anatomy" star
T. R. Knight and is best known for his stint as actor Matthew
Rhys' boyfriend on ABC's "Brothers & Sisters." He and Miller
were first reported dating back in June.

Now you know who your favorite actor is dating! lol wink
Don't they match?
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CelebritiesWhy is This "Celebrities" Forum The Most Popular On NL by Lakotai(op):
Night morning and noon, I always find numerous guest and NL members viewing this "Celebrities" forum, unlike others.

Its making me to wonder, what are this people looking for here?

Jobs? money? Gold? a new date? Advise? Cheat? Or GOSSIPs?
CelebritiesInsult The Media Not Your Fans: Personal Letter To Wizkid by Lakotai(op): 11:48am On Aug 27, 2013
Dear Wizzy,

My name is Lakotai, am a rapper, who is not suppose to be a fan of yours...or the kind of jamz ya produce. For a very long time you have not given me any reasons to like you, but when I started watching your interviews that you laugh and smile a lot, I began to think that you must really be a nice fella.

At last "back to the matter" broke the ice! I love that jam, I even used to joke with my fellow rappers that you are now my role model (but Nas won't hear that)... Well I also love that your reality song... In the video you were sitting down on a bed, and later Banky W was cheering you up in the studio... I forgot the name of the track.

Ayo, now a days I have been hearing provable gist about your in human behavior, the other day ya ignore some of ya fans at VFS, Lekki. Some times you haul insult on them... and of recent you said one of them is BROKE!
I don't know why you have chosen this kind of publicity stunt, may be you are copying beiber or breezy, but Hollywood is not Nollywood.

Remember that chris brown career was almost tarnished when he bleeped with Riri-Rhianna... And right now America is considering banning justing b from their country... (Maybe he will make more waves in Canada where he really came from). No .we won't ban you from naija, you are a citizen, and like chris brown we won't ask you to do a community service and start sweeping the whole street of Surulere, because your rich father has got some wiz lawyers...

Its better to insult the media than your fans,
the media will forgive you and even spread the news that you insulted them... Which means more exposure for you.
But if you insult your fans, they will stop buying your cds both the alaba once, they won't attend your shows, show promoters will collect their money back from you, Some of them would have advised Banky not to sign you, then you won't be here by now, they will act like you don't exist, greatest nightmare for an upcoming musician...

Wizkid below is the comment from some of your devoted but disappointed fans on Naira Land... The number 1 site in Nigeria...

"by tyson99(m): 8:07am...
The guy proud sha....wen d time comes u go knw,maybe na
ur song we go dey hear for life.ode"

"by Tuntheycr7(m): 8:00am
DOG wey go lost wnt hear d hunter whisel. RESPECT is
important"

There are more! But I don't want to spoil your morning.
I can't advise you, but I just want to suggest that you choose another publicity stunt... So that you don't end up like Zaki Aze, Idris Abudukareem, Nomoreloss, Azadus, BlackFace, OJB, etc.

Yours Faithfully
Lakotai Williamchi
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SOURCE: http://lakotai.com/blog/insult-the-media-not-your-fans-personal-letter-to-wizkid/
CelebritiesAttention! Please Is North West Ugly Than Blue Ivy? by Lakotai(op): 10:20pm On Aug 26, 2013
Miley cyrus said she is
And me, am in between... You see I love Kanye!

But is Northwest really ugly
Or is blue ivy finer?
SportsRe: Man Utd Vs Chelsea Scores Is 0-0 by Lakotai(op): 9:58pm On Aug 26, 2013
Man u fuk up
Am disappointed, just common chelsea?
SportsMan Utd Vs Chelsea Scores Is 0-0 by Lakotai(op): 9:53pm On Aug 26, 2013
Very Serious Game!
#2Lions
LiteratureRe: Robert Greene Fan Club by Lakotai(op): 7:59pm On Aug 26, 2013
No Robert's fan on NL?

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