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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 10:14am On May 15, 2018
airmark:


Lalaboi, come and read and learn from an expert. Mr. 6/10 cheesy

Ode. . what makes you think you have the ability to determine an expert. . He stated his opinion like every other person has done on this thread. Must we all agree on everything? this one that you are catching sleepless nights over 6/10 rating.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2017/2018 by lalaboi(m): 7:59pm On May 14, 2018
Congrats to all the winners on the Nairaland league. .

Also, congrats to the Winner of the Ultimate Stake Premier League. . Musa Aruwa.

See you all next year!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 10:53am On May 14, 2018
diggz:


Are you not missing the word minimum? and Why must my opinion be joined with nihilist/airmark or any other person that you are referring to for it to matter?

And, the rate in which you deliberately flip facts for fictitious stories is a joke braaah .......I trust you can do better please!

If you like type pure and unpure lukaku supporter it is not my business.... I am not here to talk about a striker who have no business with my team.....and it is also not my business if you cannot differentiate between seeking for a solution to avoid mistakes/expensive overhyped piece of shytes like 70mil Miss Morita from actual wants.

Let me restate my position before the purchase of Miss Morita maybe you will see and appreciate the numbers you have outrightly chosen to disrespect;

I clearly never wanted Miss Morita bcuz he wasnt worth the amount that was being quoted for him and the amount we later bought him for.....

I clearly never wanted Miss Morita cuz he clearly wasnt a fit for our style of soccer....

I clearly never wanted Miss Morita cuz he has never led or being the main striker of any team before....

I clearly never wanted us to waste money on an experiment called Miss Morita cuz we already had a batshuayi who didnt come so cheap and has never been given a chance to prove himself....so I suggested Llorente who has the physical presence and enough experience as a back up to batshuayi to come do what giroud is doing for at least a season.....also keeping in mind we wont have to spend too much to have him signed up while we give batshuayi a real chance to prove if he is of cfc standard or not.....but all this actually flew over your head.

I clearly preferred lukaku to miss morita cuz he looked more like an ideal fit for our kind of football.....coupled with the fact that he is use to the epl....but you will rather claim I am trying to tag along Nihilist....


Please...you can do well to point out any lie I have told in my post sofar...no need for unfounded theories or thoughts you have playing in your mind and head....Just use facts to disprove everything I have said up there...Thank you.

You are the one who is missing the point of the discuss

I am calling your standards into question. I am being vilified right now because i chose to score Morata 6/10 and saying he did not fail, even 5 /10, is not a fail. I am calling out your standards after screaming for the past week over Morata because he came 4 goals short of your 'minimum'.

Is It not absurd to think you would set a 15goals target for someone who costs that much? Did Morata choose to cost that much?. the fact that he did not get 15goals and rather 11 is now reason for your outrage? Really?

Do i want Morata to score more? yes i do. After Giroud was signed, can you say in all honesty that Morata was our No1 striker? If he was bought to be Number 1 striker at the club, he should be treated like one. Lukaku was brought in to be the undisputed Number 1 and when he had a bad patch, was he benched and another striker bought? even after Ibrahimovic left? That is the difference a lot of you are not considering which is why i feel this outrage by a lot of you is funny and uncalled for.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 12:01am On May 14, 2018
airmark:


I thought your Missrata was a ucl expert after his exploit at juve, not knowing that the fido dido would prefer to bang something else, rather than bang in goals for us.

If Morata could be angry with himself for not measuring up to expectations and you still gave him a pass mark, i won't be surprised if you think fore.play is all needed, to bear a child.

Your L is in blue, very attractive, accept it in PEACE


Yawns. .

We all know you deserve it better as the lonely nigga that you are.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 11:51pm On May 13, 2018
diggz:



You obviously do not bother with many things because your total disrespect for numbers is shocking....add 4 to 11 0r 12goals from Miss Morita this season and he wont be languishing behind fvcking 35yr old Murray...he will actually be somewhere within the best 10strikers in the league to start with...but let us even act like 4 extra goals in certain games wouldnt have made any difference for us this season and ignore the simple fact that your 70mil Miss Morita wasnt so frustrating this season that we had to settle for a 32yr fvcking olivier giroud to come rescue us from the sunken place your Miss Morita forced us into....

Your agidi is even more than raumdeuters own, if you can still come here to claim Miss Morita wasnt a failure this season. Nateevs actually gave in since march this year before he left for ORI OKE for special prayers against every spirit of fernandud in miss morita, greatihex have come out to collect his L with dignity, bigkesh have refused to show face here ever since miss morita started misfiring but you and uncle tiLbros will still show face here to rate him 6/10 when a player half his price just finished the season shattering records....sigh....europa is what happens when you have no expections/demands of a 70mil costly piece of shytte but have to rely on mere wishes...lets not even bother about your lack of respect for numbers.....e go better and you go dey alright last last....

If you can say 15goals is fine for a 60M striker then you have no say in this matter because to people like Nihilist/Airmark and some others, it will still be regarded as a failure. . You want to be on their side so bad you think all the noise you have been making here is justified. . it is not!

The only pure Lukaku supporter i know here from the get go is Nihilist, you of all people was throwing absurd ideas of Batshuayi/Llorente all over the thread, thank goodness you are not the one making these decisions.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 11:15pm On May 13, 2018
airmark:


Someone like you will even rate Buhari 9/10. Mediocrity is nothing to you.







Says the dumbo that was pretty sure we would win the Champions League even with the not so good squad we had assembled at the start of the season.

You want to claim you were right so bad you cannot hold your hands up to things you got wrong. the fudge his name is, . Spare me the bullcrap. Continue with your littering of the thread with senseless gifs. . the struggle likes are the only thing that give your life a meaning. better goan find babe to rest head on her chest before you kpai on loneliness

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 10:49pm On May 13, 2018
diggz:
lalaboi how markettee na? We striker no score reach 15goals o! season don end.... grin I need written apology for all the insults wey you insult me cuz of miss morita bros... angry

I don't remember having any sort of agreement with you to apologize if Morata does not score 15 goals as you have set for him.

You should be looking at your standards and wondering if 15 goals is really a pass mark for a 60million striker you so much hate. . so 4 extra league goals and you will be fine with it. . sigh. . i wont even bother with you.

That being said, I maintain that he was not a failure in his first season. I would rate him 6/10 and that is not a fail. He will get better for sure and i hope every one of these current naysayers will remain on Nairaland next season
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 9:43pm On May 13, 2018
Nihilstjnr:
Lalaboi how far?

When is the distribution? plus are you doing a World Cup version?

Distribution na Tomorrow. I go mail everyone. . I understand the need to settle some Ls with Funlord grin

World cup version. . Will look at the options. .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 8:50pm On May 13, 2018
Nihilstjnr:
mehn Bakayoko is truly shite

At least season don end, and no more airmax.

What an absolute waste of space.

I've never seen such an incapable player in my life.

Every week I had to toe the official line on public knowing that there was a chance, no matter how faint, of chopping some cool cash.

In private I used to rage at my TV everytime I saw his dull looking face and two left feet.

It would have been worth it too, if the fool had managed to stumble his way to 6 goals kpere.

Anyway, at least I can cast off the burden of defender of the Yoko, and focus on the world cup.

Hahaha . . . Smh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 10:53pm On May 12, 2018
nehh. scrap that. . no point
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 9:36pm On May 11, 2018
Skimpledawg:

Well, my Gee... Without sentiments, my list is in this order

Morata
Hazard
Bakayoko
Courtois
Chris

Ok. . atleast we now know where you stand on the issue.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 9:21pm On May 11, 2018
Skimpledawg:
grin grin grin

Wetin concern Yoko for this Morata matter na

Lalaboi and Ibime tho grin

Wicked people... cheesy

We are discussing possible reasons why the season went the way it did. While some think Morata should take the bulk of the blame others don't think so.

Banter and steering a fight asides, what do you think who takes the large percentage of blame
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 7:35pm On May 11, 2018
Nihilstjnr:


Bakayoko was not on the pitch as at 82nd minute with the score at 1-1

Are you saying 10 man Chelsea cannot hold that scoreline for 8 minutes?


Are you saying 10man chelsea is not the reason for a loss?

Imagine, we had to claw our way back from losing 1-0 with 10 men to finally equalising. We needed that win and went for broke. The whole team was exhausted having had to work extra due to a slowpoke getting a red card in the first half. But NO. lets blame the whole team and not the dud of a player.

Unbelievable comments from you. The heights you go to for Bakayoko.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 7:29pm On May 11, 2018
Nihilstjnr:


So 10 men cannot hold on to a 1-1 draw from the 82nd minute.

Or you mean Bakayoko's red card is the reason janmaat left right back position and dribbled 5 defenders to score?

This right here is why arguing Bakayoko with you is a stress. . Just look at!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 2:20pm On May 11, 2018
airmark:


Nothing concerns Belotti in Morata's failure, leave him alone.

You once said 'ko soro mo' (no argument again), when you were being carried away with the fido dido striker's goals earlier this season, we asked you to wait till May. You acted like a newbie in soccer circle. Can you see how stupid you look now?

All what i said about Morata came to pass, your shamelessness wouldn't enable you to hide your face.


It concerns Morata because you of all people have no say in this. If chelsea had spent more the way you wanted us to on Belotti, we would be in the same mess, if not worse. So, Mechonu and go find something to choke on.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 2:16pm On May 11, 2018
Nihilstjnr:


There is no flaw in my argument.

If Morata was good at taking pens, he would be taking pens.

In his very first competitive match for us, he missed a penalty, so if you want to claim all other strikers are padding their stats with pens, then you must tell us why Morata is not allowed to take penalties for us

That Penalty miss was his first ever in a competitive game. and there is nothing to suggest he is not good at penalties. we all know Hazard is the no1 Penalty taker in Chelsea, you don't need me to tell you what you already know. There's nothing to suggest that if Morata was our designated pen taker he wont score them.

Gbagbe. You should not even be the one to be blowing this type of Hot air. Your pick Lukaku has done better. I have no problem with you. its the Bellotti muchachos and Llorente Muchachos i have a problem with

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 2:01pm On May 11, 2018
Nihilstjnr:

Morata started the season for us missing a penalty for us so that's not even an excuse.

All I want to know is whhy Morata has more minutes and big chances than Jesus yet less goals....

Your time starts now...

I asked a question that is relevant to the discussion, if you don't know, say you don't.

Because if it isn't you already see there's a flaw in your argument.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 1:51pm On May 11, 2018
Nihilstjnr:


Aguero 1969 minutes, 28 big chances, 21 goals
Jesus 1640 minutes, 26 big chances, 12 goals


Morata 2053 minutes, 28 big chances, 11 goals

How long did Morata really need to play to score?

Quick question. . According to your stats book, are penalties recorded as a big chance?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 1:39pm On May 11, 2018
airmark:


'Enemy within'.


Ode.. He will stay for years to come and you will eat your words!. You can gloat all you want. Your useless Bellotti is not coming to the Bridge because he is a 1 season wonder and a flop in his own country Go and choke on that

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 1:38pm On May 11, 2018
Nihilstjnr:


Hazard is the guy on 12 goals.

Seems like you missed the significance of what Conte was trying to say bro.

Morata, our number 9, our 70 million pound striker....is not regarded by the coach as our best scorer.

We have to rely on a winger who doesn't care about scoring goals, because the man who we bought to score goals can't even be trusted to do his job.

If you think that diss was directed at Hazard, well...i have nothing more to say.

I did not mix anything up. It not a Morata only DIG. . If Conte does not trust Morata, its his fault. His system is too reliant on the striker and switching to the 352 to accommodate Bakayoko's deficiencies means we are always on the defensive. The chances you say Morata had more than Lukaku were all in a space of 3-5 games. If i remember quite clearly, before the game against stoke, or thereabouts when we won 5-0. he missed 3 good chances before that game and 3 good chances on the day vs stoke while Lukaku's chances were spread out. The stats you so relish, do they state the period those chances were created?


The chances you refer to were not spread out for Morata, he was not allowed to playout his bad form. He was being benched for a false 9, he was also injured and playing with the injuries. with all the struggles, he registered 11 goals and 6 assist. THAT IS NOT FAILURE!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 1:31pm On May 11, 2018
airmark:


You would't understand what Conte did there, because your reasoning is always wack. Who was our highest goalscorer when we won the epl titles in 2014/2015 and 2016/2017? Costa was our striker and he was our top scorer. Who is our striker this season, expected to score more than 12 this season?

If Hazard as poor as he has been this season, could score 12, what should have expected of the striker we spent massively on, that you wrote the rubbish below about earlier in the season?


When we told you nincompoops, that the season was a long hike and wait till May, you wouldn't listen, flying the spineless striker's kite, laughing like a teen, after his first sex. You are shameless bro.

I perfectly understand what Conte meant. It was not a dig at only Morata, It is a dig at all Chelsea attackers but supposed wise heads on Nairaland like yourself want to paint it as an only Morata diss. IT IS NOT and i don't care what you believe unless you tell me you are Conte's mind.

See the support cast and their numbers. Willian? Pedro? has any of them done their this season? but heck no, lets blame it all on Morata. . jolly just come who even had less time on the pitch than Hazard the supposed top scorer.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 10:42am On May 11, 2018
Nihilstjnr:


"If your best scorer has only 12 goals, it is difficult to fight for something important." - Antonio Conte.



defensively we've conceded far fewer chances to the opposition than Manyoo, both in absolute terms and in terms of big chances.

Offensively we've had almost a 100 more chances to score than Manyoo, with far more shots in the box.

Our main striker had the same level of supply as the main man at Man City.

Our Keeper was exposed to fewer big chances than 18 other goalkeepers in the league.

Yet our main striker has fewer goals to his name than Lukaku, and our basket case of a keeper has fewer clean sheets than DDG.

And you want to focus on my own sidebet on Bakayoko?

Nein Mein Negger.

nahhhhhhh


The stats you roll out on a constant basis does not prove any facts. I am sure the the absolute few chances conceeded was as a result of the mess your darling Bakayoko caused. We see it every match day

Our main striker did not get the chance to play his way out of bad form due to Conte benching him for a fake false 9 in Hazard who flopped aimlessly all season but lets blame morata. Lukaku has a bad 2 months and guess what, the nigga did not have to sit on the bench untill he started to fire on all cylinders again. The difference, Lukaku being more experienced in the league even had a manager who trusted and was willing to help him play out his bad patch of form. What did coonte do, he benched him and gave him spare minutes and how did that help his confidence. By the time he score, he had gone about 11 games without a goal with minutes that amounts to about 5games. Sure, lets put it all on Morata.

I can never take you seriously over Morata if you will never be truthful over Bakayoko. Don't use inconsequential stats to prove what is not.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 10:32am On May 11, 2018
airmark:


You shouldn't expect anything sensible from someone who said the rubbish below?





I don't expect anything sensible from you. .

Who is this best scorer that is on 12goals? That player is the worst thing that happened too Chelsea this season and he is not Morata. Go figure

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 9:36am On May 11, 2018
Skimpledawg:
Griffon!
Lalaboi!


Come out na... Season don end

I don't know why you are calling me because i am always here.

Let me be clear. Morata did not fail. He did alright for his first season here with the sort of problems he faced. Some of the ITYSA (I Told You So Association) dudes here want us to believe he failed to prove a useless point and have been trying so hard to paint a picture that he was bad . . I just laugh for here. Anything for likes and shares.

The people that want to say he failed so badly with all their might, which of them should i take seriously?
The one that suggested we buy Llorente, One of the worst strikers in the epl this season? I could not believe my eyes when ii saw that.
The one that Suggested Bellotti? that is still Relapsing every gameweek? But then he never runs out of excuse for the italian but is so quick to start ranting over Morata. . kmt
The one that intentionally says Bakayoko is better than Matic with all his might because of one shikini bet? Even as bad as the French fake footballer is, a sane adult is still saying he is better than Matic. for your own mind, who exactly looks more like a bag of beans. .

Abeg, i nor dey for all this yeye agendas here. its pointless

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nymphomaniac:
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Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by lalaboi(m): 12:06am On May 09, 2018
ibbryte:

Hello, do you have a personally samsung galaxy s6 with a dead panel or are engineers asking you for an exorbitant price to change the motherboard?

i am willing to take the SCREEN off your hands and i will pay you.
this way you can sell it off and make some cool cash instead of leaving it to gather dust.
its the profitable way to go.
Thank you.




If you are interested, quote me and add your number i will call you.

Funny,

I have one that i need to change the board. . how about you sell me your board?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 6:23pm On May 06, 2018
YEs!

omo . . this will be close!
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by lalaboi(m): 12:46pm On May 02, 2018
Hello,

Any engineer in the house knows the cost to replace the screen of a Samsung S6. It wont come on but the led light at the top comes on when trying to reset.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 3:31pm On Apr 29, 2018
femiti:
weyrey...u c say na billionaire u insult, na now u dy apologise abi grin grin grin

Ahahahaha grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 1:46pm On Apr 29, 2018
Nihilstjnr:


do you want a rematch of your bout with Diggz last year?

We can arrange that bro. Do you want to be home or away? what are your purse split demands?

let's make this work bro.

Agbaya niyin sir. . . grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 1:13pm On Apr 29, 2018
diggz:



Bruv it is very and extremely necessary.....you were the one who opened the gates of wife and kids....even tho you later inferred it wasn't what you meant....so I moved on.... Homesteady came here and did same thing and I refused to respond to it....


What led to the phool at 40 who calls himself funlord dragging my wife and kids...was never meant for him....I stated that much here before he attacked me last Sunday.....


I actually didn't want to use my alternate in being f00lish with him cuz he kept on mentioning Diggz like a tasty d1ck hungry bytch when he threw those snide remarks at my wife and kids.....so after serving my ban....I am here to settle scores....simples!

It is very necessary and today I am willing to go the whole 9yards....

I did not open anything jor and stop being overly emotional.

Go ahead and be like the person you so desperately want to get back at as if, if you don't, your manhood go disappear or your bank balance go reduce.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lalaboi(m): 11:19am On Apr 29, 2018
This is so unnecessary and not the right moment for a comeback.

That being said.. We dey on stand by

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