Jesu. .

Hazard just said, "I just want to win the game. . I dont want to Score" before he realized his stupidness and corrected himself lol. .

You better score. for FPL sake at least

My defence saving my gameweek . ...well. . .for a bit

Ibime:


Hazard needs to step up simple. Alexis Sanchez who is supposed to be having a bad season has produced more than him.

Its all we ever wanted.. To step up his game, shoot more, be more effective. He himself is not bothered about goals and assist, so why should be making up excuses for him every now and then. Its disgusting

Oh Wow.

We are now back to the the defensive formation excuse for hazard. its like a cycle that we have to listen to over and over again.

When we won the league under conte and he was free off defensive duties and he performed well enough to score 16 league goals we all enjoyed it with the same defensive minded players but its a issue this season?

We have alternated between 343 and 352 this season and people still think there is a huge difference when its just one of the attackers tucking in midfield when we don't have the ball and 2 midfielders doing box to box duties supporting attach and defence.

They want us to believe it is laborious playing in a front 2 but want Morata to score every chance he gets while hazard can go 5 games without goals and assist. Ori gbogbo yin ti yi danu.

MaziOmenuko:
Nihilist be crying right now!

3 man defence not working right now.

Lol
Walahi. I was looking for that goal.


Nihi set up to cash in on saara bonus pounts.

Nihilist. U nor like the Leicester goal? Me i am happy sha.

PDPGuy:
1st half possession stat:

Swansea 23%-77% Mancity

This has to be a league record!!

Spurs vs Brighton

78 - 22

Oh yeh. . . He really did wiin it? wth

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Nihilist will be all smiles lol. .how many to go?

I want3d Barca. We got this. They are not as strong. We have beaten them at their strongest and we can do the same this season.

Bring it on

lordfalcao:
After watching this game and you're a Chelsea fan who still clamors for lukaku over Morata, you need to check your existence

O boy...
The hypocrisy of these talkatives on the board is just disgraceful

Its not worth it trying to talk sense to any of them. Its going to be a lot unproductive hours wasted on lost minds

Out of the race o jare. . . Top 4 ting now. . Abysmal performance all round. We made Moyes look like beta coach. .

I have changed my mind on this Champions league draws. . Besiktas has been on fire in the champion league this season and its best we avoid them like a plague, they are playing incredibly well with the likes of experienced players such as Quaresma and Babel doing the business. .

Its best we draw Barcelona for 2 reasons. We always give them a tough time and they are not at their strongest this season despite leading the La Liga so far.

We'll see what happens on Monday sha

Barca, PSG, Or Besiktas Awaits if Liverpool Win their group. . Its going to be a tough 2nd round draw.

City now 10 consecutive wins... At this rate, they will break the 13games wins record if they continue the run.
Next games
Huddersfield (A)
Southampton (H)
Westham (H)
Man UTD (A)

Win 13 can come against west ham on the 3rd december and the 14th win will be decided against Jose Mourinho's Man UTD on 10th december.

We shall see what happens but its looking like its going to happen

sod09:
2k

Na so you cheap reach?

This is probably via an agent who has pegged your salary at N70,000.

This is normal because when you finally get to where you will work, the salary being paid for your services to the agent migght be from N140k and 200K.

I would not sign and accept the offer unless you desperately need the Job. As a web developer, you can provide services on Upwork, Fiverr and Freelancer and make more than 70K monthly.

Na by force to vote Moses?

Happy birthday griffy griffon

shekonz:
Good evening Nairalanders,

I happen to do a lot of analysis based on fuel consumption of various vehicles as related to the work I do. Though there is a certain standard that we use for these calculations or analysis but I have not been able to exactly ascertain how this standards was gotten in the first instance and online research has been of little help as the parameters used are different from what is obtainable here.

It has become paramount though that I know the exact standard or parameter for as relating distance covered as compared to fuel used up for The trip.

For my more knowledgeable colleagues in the house pls what is the average km that a saloon car, a mini bus, coaster buses and hilux should cover per litre of fuel used.


Thank you in anticipation of your responses..

Chelc the below formulae, i feel its fairly accurate to some extent if its not being modified. The only thing that will make you question it is the variations in calculatioon on a daily which can be due to various reasons like Traffic, Non-Traffic(makes result impressive but should not be standard), Driver Running the engine whilst not moving for AC, driving style of driver, wrong assumption on the amount of fuel left in the tank and some others. This can alter your final results on your weekly report.

The average KM/L that you ask for will only be for new vehicles and are 'estimates' by the manufacturers. They will not apply most times to these vehicle types because of the mode of use. Over time(years), the effectiveness of the vehicles in terms on fuel consumption will ultimately reduce and its left to the formulae to determine the very close and semi-accurate km/L . If Fuel gauges were digital and could tell exact amount of Litres left in the tank for these vehicles then getting an exact usage of fuel per distance will be accurate.


For the house, here is the formulae for weekly calculation and can be adjusted for calcualtion on per full tank basis too.

Distance Covered - Ds
Fuel Used over distance - F
Ending Odometer Readinf - EndODO
Starting Odometer reading - StartODO
Initial Fuel in Vehicle at start of the week - Fi
Fuel Retained at end of the week - Fr
Fuel Purchased - Fp

KM/L = Distance Covered/Fuel Used over the distance

Distance Covered = Ending Odometer reading at End date of the Week - Starting Odometer reading at Start date of the Week
Fuel USed Over distance = (Initial Fuel retained in vehicle + Fuel Purchased Over the course of the week) - Fuel Retained in Vehicle at end of the week

KM/L = Ds/F

Where Ds= EndODO - StartODO
and
F = (Fi+Fp) - Fr

Regards

Shots! Fired!

In Nihilist's past life, i guess he used to be an amala twister.. A skilled one at that.

Weh done sir

Skimpledawg:

Lala... This is a sexy mail, i repeat, it is a sexy mail

But it won't be delivered. You still dey owe us

Owe wetin na? Wetin i collect?

EVen the ones that were excited and saying Bakayoko is way better than Matic before he even kicked a ball for us now want him developed? haha. .

Omo. I was already hinted when i woke up yesterday from a nightmare. This is one strong thing. We played rubbish yesterday allround.

The annoying thing is that it could have been different, the early chances missed by Hazard and Morata, score that and what happen3d next may not have happened.

Only consolation is Athletico is worse than us atm in the group, a win in Qarabaqand we are through although its going to be tough.

Its like playing with bakayoko is having an effect on fabregas.. H3 is mimicking the wrong fudging guy abeg.

UTD at the bridge. We must not lose.

afrodoc2:


I have heard great things about him but i have not been opportuned to watch him play.
What position does he play? Is he also a defensive winger?

Bruhh. You're badly behaved

MoR2:


Why do stupid children not ask what they don't understand?

Don't be Foolishh and stupid at the same time and stop throwing around words you know nothing about. The best position that best describes a defensive winger is a wing back as in the case or Alonso, Moses or Zappacosta. . but off course, you spew too much rubbish on here to have known such. Unless you want to tell us that the middle wing exist in football and if you did admit that i wont be surprised one bit.

Run along child. . continue your beer parlour analysis and dont tag people looking for trouble. Ode.

Defensive Winger. .
WTH??

Things we read on a daily !

Thats how someone said Yoko is an ACM. . What the actual fudge?

eddie7:
CARABAO CUP 1/4 features
West ham United vs Leicester City
Bristol City vs Arsenal
Chelsea vs AFC Bournemouth
Manchester United vs Manchester city

False

Griffon:


No wahala. That one no be problem. #100 credit for Pamcode, #400 for my Cobham team. Na so I take plan am be that.



Wetin you dey take ogbeni?

Heineken brah. . .

Griffon:


**Dances shoki the Dino Melaye way

Dawg tell that madam wey dey across the road to drag in 4 crates of beer here.

We must make sure this place fall.

4 crates untip 1k lol.