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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Xabi Alonso Announced As New Chelsea Head Coach by Lamasta(m): 5:39pm On May 17
TheDawnn:
Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the men’s team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four‑year contract at Stamford Bridge.

One of the most respected figures in the modern game, Alonso arrives at Chelsea having already experienced coaching at the highest level of European football with Real Madrid and Bayer Leverkusen, where he led the German club to the first league title in their history.


Xabi Alonso guided Bayer Leverkusen to a historic unbeaten Bundesliga title in 2023/24

His appointment reflects the Club’s belief in his broad set of experiences, coaching quality and game model, leadership attributes, character and integrity, which were key to the decision to ask him to help lead the next phase of Chelsea’s journey.

He is regarded not only as an outstanding football coach, but also as a proven leader and partner across a number of areas essential to the demands of driving the team.

On his appointment, Xabi said: ‘Chelsea is one of the biggest clubs in world football and it fills me with immense pride to become manager of this great club.

Xabi Alonso enjoyed an illustrious playing career, winning 17 trophies for club and country, including the 2010 World Cup

‘From my conversations with the ownership group and sporting leadership, it is clear we share the same ambition. We want to build a team capable of competing consistently at the highest level and fighting for trophies.

‘There is great talent in the squad and huge potential at this football club and it will be my great honour to lead it. Now the focus is on hard work, building the right culture and winning trophies.’

Chelsea Football Club looks forward with confidence to the next phase in collaboration with Xabi, united in the determination to bring success to Stamford Bridge, a hallmark of the Club’s history and future.

https://www.chelseafc.com/en/news/article/xabi-alonso-appointed-chelsea-ma Ager
Oga is it Carrick that was appointed or Alonso which one?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Xabi Alonso Announced As New Chelsea Head Coach by Lamasta(m): 5:38pm On May 17
mctech:
Wait o, most of these white, after an illustrious football career pivot to coaching, why are African players an exemption?
Kolo Toure, Sunday Oliseh, Benni Mc Carthy etc they are whitmen abihuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Xabi Alonso Announced As New Chelsea Head Coach by Lamasta(m): 5:37pm On May 17
Alonso and average club are 5 & 6 cool
Celebrities › Re: 'You Criticised GEJ Openly': Sowore Reacts To Adekunle Gold's Arrest Of Troll by Lamasta(m): 3:16pm On May 17
Jayhome24:
Constructive criticism is not same as insulting criticism and Adekunle didn't trolled Gej son or daughter but this dude fiercely trolled innocent kid which is certainly wrong and bad so sowore rest biko.
Wishing someone dead whether young or old is bad so if you cannot accept it then don't wish it to others.....
Celebrities › Re: 'You Criticised GEJ Openly': Sowore Reacts To Adekunle Gold's Arrest Of Troll by Lamasta(m): 3:13pm On May 17
SaintLucia:
He critized Jonathan and didn't defame him.
How can an idiot woke up and post on his X that someone child is dead because of social media validation even when you know the story is not true. That is not freedom of speech but freedom to jail.
Seems you don't understand the meaning of his first tweet that God should bring back Dagrin and take Jonathan wishing death to then sitting president but cannot accept the death wished to his own family too that's hypocrisy of the highest order.....

I won't defend the idiot that wished Adekunle daughter death cos he's facing the consequences of his foolish actions but I will not tolerate it either if Jonathan did not jail Adekunle he too should not jail another person too, I rest my case
Romance › Re: True Story: Claimed She Was Virgin, Rushed Engagement by Lamasta(m): 9:40am On May 17
aalangel:
Marry her.
Your own sins might be plenty too.
A house built on a faulty foundation will not last cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City: FA Cup Final (0 - 1) On 16th May 2026 by Lamasta(m): 9:34am On May 17
Murketeer:
Lol ...Chelsea fans una need help....Man city has just cheated you with dubious decisions in this final...instead of you to dey vex against man city ...na arsenal you dey face grin
Which cheatedhuh Where in the match was the ref biased
Business › Re: What Will You Do If Someone Gives You 500k? by Lamasta(m): 8:18pm On May 16
Obogidi:
If someone give you 500k now , what will you do?

A.start a business
B.invest
C.flex small first
D.travel.
Option C anytime, any day let the money be growing gradually
Business › Re: What Will You Do If Someone Gives You 500k? by Lamasta(m): 8:17pm On May 16
tanigororo:
I'll pay my house rent for 5 years,
I'll buy one GLE 450 series,
I'll Marry 2 more wives,
I'll start 2 companies and employ 50 people,
Then I will invest the rest for future growth.
Does it make sense?
All this with how much grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City: FA Cup Final (0 - 1) On 16th May 2026 by Lamasta(m): 8:12pm On May 16
Wordson:
Hmmm... No be ur fault,na Slot i blame..
But we will be back for the title next season and of course, we definitely will be at UCL..

Mark u, we are still the pride of English football in UCL..
Or how many UCL cup u get?
grin grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City: FA Cup Final (0 - 1) On 16th May 2026 by Lamasta(m): 6:04pm On May 16
Wordson:
Congratulations! On this cup! You will NEVER win that one..
Never!!
Let me like your comment for congratulating us but you will not go to UCL next season sha grin you cannot be disgracing English teams next season in Europe, we no go gree
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City: FA Cup Final (0 - 1) On 16th May 2026 by Lamasta(m): 5:57pm On May 16
Omi24:
Cry me an ocean
You go cry am against Burnley or Palace no worry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City: FA Cup Final (0 - 1) On 16th May 2026 by Lamasta(m): 5:35pm On May 16
yommen:
You never see anything. Kusanov was supposed to get sent off against Arsenal. He brought down Havetz when Havetz was clear on goal. It was supposed to be a straight red but it wasn't even checked. All of you celebrated it. Now it's biting back. I am so glad it is Chelsea that it is biting now. This is what happens when you watch football with hatred.

It eventually hunted Chelsea. I am so glad, not glad because Chelsea lost actually but glad that they were denied a possible penalty that would have helped them come back into the game.

Arsenal Vs Man U, Dogu touched the ball with his hand before he shot and scored that wonder goal. By football law, ball to hand or hand to ball by your opponent leading to a goal against you is to be disallowed. The incident wasn't even checked while goal stood. In the same match, Macquarie touched the ball with his hand which was supposed to be a penalty for Arsenal. It was ignored and Arsenal lost while you all celebrated. One thing I know about Man U is they hardly suffer such decisions. They are usually the ones favoured in these circumstances.
Analyst grin PGMOL club fan is analysing
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City: FA Cup Final (0 - 1) On 16th May 2026 by Lamasta(m): 5:20pm On May 16
Sonofgod1990:
Arsenal fans Will learn new things very 🔜.

Hbp will deal with many of them
grin grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City: FA Cup Final (0 - 1) On 16th May 2026 by Lamasta(m): 5:14pm On May 16
Sonofgod1990:
5 crates of Heineken for you my man. But no allow arsenal people to catch you ooo
Boss nothing for Arsenal this season, they will only lift up their two hands to do thanksgiving when the season ends grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Michael Carrick Will Stay At Manchester United As Permanent Manager by Lamasta(m): 5:03pm On May 16
Belurved1:
As man u fan, I'm not convinced but "do we have alternatives? No.
Anyhow just continue jare even if you let us down I won't be surprised.
Let the season start first before we reason his matter
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City: FA Cup Final (0 - 1) On 16th May 2026 by Lamasta(m): 4:59pm On May 16
Sccarrr:
that's how they roll...when it's Arsenal they celebrate it, I remember clearly the push on Gabriel and Odegard from the back with both hands against Newcastle 😹😹 that resulted in goals...they all justified it saying Arsenal players were not strong enough 😹, immediately small thing go in favor of Arsenal...the whole media blow up and they start crying
Criminals in red

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City: FA Cup Final (0 - 1) On 16th May 2026 by Lamasta(m): 4:58pm On May 16
Congratulations to all of us at MANCHESTER CITY for winning 2 out of 3 domestic trophy so far, our next one is the EPL in sight as we look forward to Burnley doing the wonders

Foreign Affairs › Re: 528-41: Russia & Ukraine Exchange Dead Bodies Of Soldiers Killed (Photos) by Lamasta(m): 2:50pm On May 16
Russia has been fighting Ukraine for over 10 years now and yet to win the war grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Michael Carrick Will Stay At Manchester United As Permanent Manager by Lamasta(m): 2:49pm On May 16
Good news to all Manchester United fans cool let's give them till half of next season to see if truly its a wise decision from the management or not
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City: FA Cup Final (0 - 1) On 16th May 2026 by Lamasta(m): 2:46pm On May 16
Chelsea is not going to Europe next season probably cool

Man City 4 vs Chelsea 1
Celebrities › Re: Isaac Fayose's Wife Dies Of Cancer by Lamasta(m): 12:40pm On May 16
My heartfelt condolence to you and your family
Romance › Re: True Story: Claimed She Was Virgin, Rushed Engagement by Lamasta(m): 1:00am On May 16
koladata:
Go into a very very deep fasting and prayer , postpone the weeding date. Wait for God to give you a very obvious sign that she's your wife... I'm not a very religious person but believe me when it comes to choosing life partner, God will personally intervene if you ask him for direction
All the signs he was given already is from the devil bahuh

Una go just dey try to embarrass our creator publicly
Politics › Re: APC Disqualifies House Of Reps Members Loyal To Fubara, Clears Wike Loyalists by Lamasta(m): 12:52am On May 16
RISQUE:
Very stvpid man who is sitting as a Governor. Fubara had all the money to deal with Wike but decided to be stvpid. What annoys me is fact he made some of these guys who lost today believe he could fight but then no know say fubara na confirmed Akamu.
He was not stupid, he already defeated Wike until Tinubu came to Wikes rescue with his federal might and changed the trajectory of the whole scenario against Fubara......

As far as am concerned all of them are thieves including Wike that is calling a sitting governor a betrayal whereas he is the real definition of what betrayal is.
Nairaland General › Re: Four Laptops For Mayorall Corporate Social Responsibility Gift To Nairalanders by Lamasta(m):
mayorall:
2024 csr for your reference

https://www.nairaland.com/8293294/1m-naira-corporate-social-responsibilities

As part of our Corporate Social Responsibility (CSR), Mayorall will be giving out 4 pieces of 8th Gen Touchscreen x360 laptops to 4 eligible Nairalanders.

Eligibility Criteria

You must have been a member of Nairaland for at least 3 years.

You must have a history of contributing positively to help fellow Nairalanders.

Your posting history must be free from tribalism, hate speech, or constant insults. Sarcasm alone is not a ground for disqualification.


How to Apply

Tell us:

What you plan to use the laptop for

How it will help you personally, academically, professionally, or in business.


Qualified applicants will be contacted if selected.

Mayorall remains committed to giving back and supporting growth within the community.

Kindly note that a video verification will be conducted for beneficiaries .

All beneficiary will be selected in the next 7 days.
This is a welcome development Mr Mayorall

As a Coding/Robotics instructor this laptop will help not only me as an instructor it will also benefit the learners am mentoring who happen to not have a laptop to work with during practical sessions but depends on their friends laptops to learn at least it will be of benefit to them also as I will be releasing it for them to work with whenever I take them for mentoring.....

Thank you in anticipation
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Liverpool (4 - 2) On 15th May 2026 by Lamasta(m): 12:27am On May 16
Liverpool again grin grin grin

Wordson humbled
Celebrities › Re: Leaked Audio Of Chike & Sandra Edoho, As They Share Same Love Song Online by Lamasta(m): 5:12pm On May 14
pocohantas:
Frank Edoho should go on his knees and pray.
He divorced the first one.
Divorced the second one.

So he cannot endure and make his marriage work? Is this how he would be divorcing upandan? I pity him when he is 65yo. He would be hustling smallies like Ned. And they will still leave him after posting his blokos on IG.

Fight for your home, kings. All these menists telling you to divroce your wife, they are enduring worse in their homes o. They will na come online to scatter your own. Be sexy. Wear red boxers and gym. Stop keeping malice. Women go where there peace of mind. 🙏
I won't have a problem if you give any of your brothers this advice.....
Foreign Affairs › Re: Tehran Official Says 80% Of War-damaged Areas Repaired In The Capital by Lamasta(m): 3:12am On May 14
FreeStuffsNG:
Bridges, ports and railway networks, universities and research centres, and several power plants and water desalination plants were directly hit, while a large number of hospitals, schools and civilian homes were also damaged or destroyed.

While Iran targeted and destroyed US bases and military facilities inside Occupied Palestine, US and its proxy were targetting civilian infrastructures and killing school children. Smh.

Now the world knows why US and its proxies can not be trusted with nuclear power.
You are supposed to be ban for spreading propaganda, you no they tire
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Crystal Palace (3 - 0) On 13th May 2026 by Lamasta(m): 7:39pm On May 13
City all the way cool
Business › Re: How Much Is In Your Emergency Fund? by Lamasta(m): 1:43pm On May 13
O God, by fire by thunder mock my mockers......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 10th May 2026 by Lamasta(m): 1:29pm On May 11
CandyOps:
angry

Na till Una see blood una go gree say na foul? U done see where person dey mark keeper for neck b4? angry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 10th May 2026 by Lamasta(m): 8:29pm On May 10
GEJDHERO:
i guessed u would have seen d replay about d foul on Raya.
I would prefer the replay of the one against Man Utd rather

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