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Wat kind of bar is dis, first u insult customers.den u ask for money befor u serve, ain't dia suppose to be a check after d service, am out of here.

Please! Can i av 2shorts of 'tiqula' make it double and one stick of 'mary jane'.hope dia is discount for new costumer lik me.

Hey has anybody been noticing things, why is it that this four or five guys may be a lady or two as been all on their boots all this while an d nonody is talking about it.i mean Thuflife,TT,brimback,benjay and so on

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hey guys i think i got some

I had been doing tech support for Hawlett-Packard's Deskjet division for about a month now.
But one day i had a customer call wuth a problem i just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colours would print fine, which truly baffled me, because the only colours are cyan, magenta, and yellow.
For instance, green is a combination of cyan and yellow, but green printed fine. Every colour of the rainbow printed fine exceptfor yellow. i had the customer change ink cartridges. i had the customer delete and reinstall the drivers.Nothing worked, i asked my coworkers for help; they offer no new ideas.
After over two hours of troubleshooting, i was about to tell the customer to send the printer in to us for repairs, when she suddenly and quietly asked,"Or should i try printing on a white paper instead of this YELLOW paper?".

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gift they all were able to give their elderly mother.
The first son said, "i built a big mansion for mama".
The second son sald, " i sent her a mercedes with a driver."
The third son smiled and said, "i have got you both beat. you remember how mom enjoyed reading the bible? And you know she cant see very well any more. i sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire bible. it took Elders in the church 12 years to teach hum. He" one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and the verse, and the parrot recutes it".
Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks:"Milton," she wrote the first son, "the house you built me is too huge, i live in only one room, but i have to clean the whole house".
"Gerald." she wrote to the second, "i am too old to travel any more. my eyesight ins't what it used to be, i stayed most of the time at home, so i barely used the mercedes. and the driver is so rude."
"Dearest Donald, she wrote to the third son, " you have the good sence to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious!".

tj_tj (m)
Re: Finally: Eve's Secrete Revielled: Apple
« #5 on: Yesterday at 02:13:24 PM »

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stupid u just[ insulted your parents

tj_tj what did you mean by that thing you posted, or are they not your parents too. or are they not the ones who put you in total mess

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Finally,






The forbiding and dangerous apply, the one that your grandma Eve ate and put all of you in to trouble as been found atlast, stroll down.



all this years of suffer becouse of thus little apple or whatever,
well someone send it to me and i think you should see it too,

doom

understand

learn

students

teach

teachers

school

clever

do me i do you. 50-50 no cheating

comeon appreciate a little, thats funny enuogh to trow you out of your chair[color=#770077][/color]

good for you greedy fool. if i was 2 be the man i will cut off hjs head.
but 4 the joke its cool

good compilment. still laughing

well well well. i read it, i enjoyed it and i actually lean few things more

thants dud

what an appartment

cool

[s]dying on the ground laughing my butts out[/s]

am now cooked up now, this is anothwer one you guys.

opolopo eniyan ni ko mope opolo lopolo lopolopo lopolo ni inu ilu opolopo eniyan olopolopo

if you cant understand because it is writing in yoruba email me for translation. and for the yoruba's in the house goodluck with the reading.

another one ok

money matter make mama moria marry mad man

well this is mine, take it

baba bola bit bola because bola buy bad banana