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na Maggi kill the soup

A 36-year-old man has undergone the world’s first successful head transplant. The ground-breaking operation took a team of surgeons 19 hours to complete and has allowed the patient to be cancer-free.
Paul Horner, who was diagnosed with bone cancer five years ago, was on the verge of death when he was approved for the controversial and possibly deadly operation.
Doctor Tom Downey, who was part of the South African team who carried out the operation, told CNN he is thrilled about the results. “It’s a massive breakthrough. We’ve proved that it can be done – we can give someone a brand new body that is just as good, or better, than their previous one.

The success of this operation leads to infinite possibilities.”

Surgeons at Charlotte Maxexe Johannesburg Academic Hospital in SA did the operation in February but had to wait until they could confirm it was successful before they made any public statement.

Downey spoke to reporters on the complexity behind the first ever head transplant. “This procedure is another excellent example of how medical research, technical know-how and patient-centered care can be combined in the quest to relieve human suffering.”

The operation was led by Professor Myron Danus and took place on February 10, 2015.

“Our goal is for Horner to be fully functional in two years and so far we are very pleased by his rapid recovery,” said prof. Danus. “Before the operation, Horner’s body was riddled with cancer and he had less than a month to live. We were fortunate enough to find a donor body; a 21-year-old man who has been brain dead from a serious car accident that happened in 2012. The boys body worked just fine, but his brain was not functioning whatsoever, and there was absolutely no chance of recovery.

He added: “We received approval from the young man’s parents to use their sons body to do the operation. They were extremely happy their son could save a life even in the vegetated state that he was in.The man, Horner, has made 85% recovery; walking, talking, doing things a healthy individual does…
http://www.gossipmill.com/2015/11/omg-mans-head-cut-off-in-worlds-first-successful-head-transplant-operation/

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Oga Titus

DAT head alone fit feed 10 people

A new 'smart condom' was created by a group of teenage students for the Teen Tech awards, which they claim will glow different colors if it detects an STD!

The creators said the condom will work with a layer of chemicals on the surface that will attach to bacteria and viruses from STDs.

Here are the colors that the condom will change if STDs are detected:
“glow green for chlamydia, yellow for herpes, purple in the presence of the human papillomavirus which causes genital warts, and blue for syphilis.”
Not only will the “smart condoms” make you aware if your partner might have an STD, one of the designers explained:
“We wanted to create something that makes detecting harmful STIs safer than ever before, so that people can take immediate action in the privacy of their own homes without the invasive. http://lindaikeji..com/2015/06/new-condom-changes-color-when-exposed.html?m=1

Football vs Sex.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll

20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass

21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

22.You and your girl break up= Game over

23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

Blackett:

Plagiarism is a serious criminal offence. . . Always post your source. . . Ewu.

[url]m.timesofindia.com/life-style/relationships/man-oman/5-things-your-guy-finds-sexy-about-women/articleshow/47096574.cms[/url]

U re just a piece of shit seeking attention #mofo#

Besides svelte body and cooking skills, there are many things that a man secretly admires in a woman. We demystify these traits that he finds superbly sexy, no second thoughts here!

1. Woman who can handle her drink: You may never realize this but your man admires the way you don’t become a damsel in mess after gulping down those few shots of vodka. A man instantly falls for your charm when you can stand straight even after a few drinks. That’s a brownie point already in your kitty.

2. Confident in her skin: Trust us ladies when we say that we do battle with image issues and fat shaming every now and then. But if you are absolutely comfortable in your skin and can even laugh at your idiocy, then your man will never leave you. After all who will like to live with someone who’s constantly prodding about her looks and ‘weighty’ issues.

3. No makeup: While few women feel naked in public without make-up, there are many women who can walk out in the open without make-up and with elan. And guess what! Men love when a woman can walk out in public without any make-up and still look drop dead gorgeous by letting her inner glow shine.

4. When they talk about their goals: No matter whether her goal is to build her own empire or eradicate poverty, a man will listen to her intently while his girl is talking about her future plans. It drives him crazy to see that you are passionate about your goals.

5. When you fit in their clothes: Yes, they love it when in the morning they see you in their shirt which falls like an oversized blouse on you. Not only they find you sexy but absolutely adorable.

My girlfriend asked me why some men prefer pros titutes to homely girls. after a brain cracking session i was able to give her five reasons why i think some men prefer the women of low virtue. she couldn’t help it as she laughed her guts out. I felt i should share these reasons here.

Before i do that, let me first of all let you know this shocking truth;

80% of women are pros titute. It only depends if they are WILD protitutes or DOMESTIC pros titutes. The wild ones are the ones that stands in the hotels for commercial s*x trade while the domestic ones are the so-called girlfriends we keep at home with the false impression that we have a decent clean babe all to ourselves, but unfortunately when we are away they sneak out to have s*x with other guys and sugar daddies, now tell me how are they different from the roadside pros titute. My brothers, it is the same thing o. So whether you admit it or not if your wife sleeps around with Chief when you are not in town, then you have a domestic pros titute in your house. So don’t judge other men who sleep with the wild pros titutes in hotels becos you are in their shoes too.

now the 5 reasons some men refer pros titutes are;

1. A pros titute does not expect you to remember her birthday, not to talk of buying her gifts. You don’t also have to take care of her responsibilities like buying her body cream, paying for her hair do, etc. Yet you still enjoy maximum s*x for a little fee which cannot be compared to the expenses we spend on our so-called clean babes. A friend of mine said his girlfriend won’t let him touch her or even talk to her because he didn’t give her a particular amount of money she requested. If this young man must give her that money before he would touch her then what is the difference between her and the pros titute out there?

2. You don’t need to remember the safe period of pros titutes because non of them would come back telling you they are pregnant.

3. pros titutes won’t compel you to get married to them as the last thing on their mind is marriage.

4. Believe it or not, pros titutes are more disease free than the so-called clean babes. This is becos every man thinks her job is risky so there is need to protect himself with a condom and at the end 100 men may sleep with her but with a condom but with the so-called decent clean and homely babes, Emeka thinks she is decent so he doesn’t need a condom, tomorrow Kalu will think the same and do it with her again without using a condom and Alhaji will also think she is decent and safe so he too goes without a condom and at the end she has 100 men who have slept with her without condom yet she still parades herslef as the homely, decent, clean, mummy’s pet babe, and the cycle continues. What a shame!

5. A pros titute does not expect you to satisfy them, they would do anything to satisfy you and make you come for them again unlike the clean homely babes who expect you to take them to cloud nine while they only lie on their backs and spread their legs like frozen chicken.

Now, with the afore-mentioned reason, why won’t men go for pros titutes, tell me!

NOTE: I have never slept with a pros titute (i mean WILD pros titute) before, believe it or not, neither do i encouraged the act of prostitution, i just felt i should look at the issues from the perspective of men who are into the act.

how re we nt sure is a scam #its nt my business thou# how re we nt sure is a scam #its nt my business thou#

this is highly outrageous *deep sigh* RIP