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Crime / Re: Neutralized Kidnapper's In Oyo State by Lance008(m): 6:33pm On Jul 21
But why NPF dey always like to naked there dead body. anybody get clue lols
No be npm I no sure
Na struggle before he die some of dem trouser take Dey pull
Even dead cultist
Check them too
Crime / Re: Thief Caught And Forced To Dance To Hit Songs While Chained To A Window (video) by Lance008(m): 12:57pm On Jul 19
Many of all this boys Na cultist mak dey on a mission from their leaders
Mostly their first mission


Romance / Re: I Was Assigned This Role And I'm Really Depressed Right Now by Lance008(m): 6:32am On Jul 16
Oboy Na lack of English Dey worry all of Una to be honest
Your usher and security Na same
Wat ws ur duty as an usher and now as a security
Na pride dey worry u
If u no go the church again nobody go kill u
Been the chief security u are already been made as the head of the usher team

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Romance / Re: My Sister Is Getting Married To A Married Man by Lance008(m): 2:27pm On Jul 08
Bro u too funny
U no even happy say ur sis find rich husband for this hard economy jus Dey play
Abeg carry the right man go give her so that u fit Dey happy
Some first wife don go back house
All she need Na ur prayer for a successful relationship


Politics / Re: More Defections Hit Edo PDP As Entire Etsako East Exco Resigns by Lance008(m): 2:10pm On Jul 03
As someone on ground in Edo state, there is no way Apc can win the election. Etsakor people are known tribalist and are doing everything to show their anger because of Oshiomole and Philip issue with Obaseki. Owan and Akoko-Edo will give the PDP their vote
Online voters u get voters card
Crime / Re: Anambra : Servant Steals Goods Worth Millions From Master. Graphic Pictures by Lance008(m): 11:08am On Jul 03
I too hate ungrateful people
Na ungrateful ness mak God lay curse on us
Pursue any ungrateful person around u Dey are dangerous Na small small something dey start
Business / Re: Govt Must Act Fast To Stop Investors From Leaving In Droves β€” Dangote by Lance008(m): 10:09am On Jul 03
No need to act fast πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Even the citizen Dey run

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Politics / Re: Gwoza Suicide Bombers Given As Low As N20 –retired Captain by Lance008(m): 5:41pm On Jul 02
I don't believe such analysis #20 can't even buy pure water or where they brainwashed?
Wat is 20naira dem do am for their religion


Romance / Re: Is This A Prank?? by Lance008(m): 1:39pm On Jul 02
Go find money
No body dey break up with successful person


Politics / Re: Return 22 Official Vehicles: Edo Govt Issues 7-day Ultimatum To Philip Shaibu by Lance008(m): 11:55am On Jul 02
22 vehicles
Naija don spoil
Politics / Re: Wike's N2.2 Million Jeans Coat by Lance008(m): 7:26am On Jul 02
Is this a news
Wike no rich pass wizkid?
Forget politics those men get business mostly oil rig
One land with oil mak wike go sell wen he be govnor fit be $15m
We from Niger delta we have high opportunities of getting rich
Politics / Re: Flood Affected Over 4,000 BVAS Machines For Edo Election β€” INEC Chairman by Lance008(m): 6:57am On Jul 02
Yakubu on the beat again
Apc don start


Travel / Re: Polish Student Visa by Lance008(m): 7:52am On Jul 01
Yes, but expensive sad

How much
Fashion / Re: Why Are Some Watches Expensive? Do They Provide Other Benefits by Lance008(m): 7:15am On Jun 29

Which work does the watch do?
Some watch are made of rear gold
Which work Cuban chain Dey do ?
Fashion / Re: Why Are Some Watches Expensive? Do They Provide Other Benefits by Lance008(m): 7:13am On Jun 29

Do you think our people that buy expensive watches care about what you say regarding watches or they just do it for show off?
No be show off Na u Dey reason am as show off
Which person like to lose bro
Like Na win everybody won win
The watch Dey fancy and Na stil investment
Same as gold Cuban mak boys Dey wear some people Cuban Na their last hope if he lost dem go cry because dem don already put am for mind if dem broke dem go sell am to Aboki
Fashion / Re: Why Are Some Watches Expensive? Do They Provide Other Benefits by Lance008(m): 7:05am On Jun 29

What is the work of the watch?
Watches are investment Na jewelry
U can sell it back to the dealer at any time
Fashion / Re: Why Are Some Watches Expensive? Do They Provide Other Benefits by Lance008(m): 7:03am On Jun 29

So you think our people that buy expensive watches care about what you just regarding watches or they just do it for show off?
Na investment bro
Ur Richard Mille of $350k u fit sell am $500,000 in few year time or you sell am lesser
Fashion / Re: Why Are Some Watches Expensive? Do They Provide Other Benefits by Lance008(m): 8:56pm On Jun 28

There's that, but there's also the matter of brand. If Patek Phillpe spend $1 making a watch, they can still sell it for an absurd price with that name on it. Mankind revels in such idiotic self delusion and narcissistic fraud.
You can't sell fake as original
Before selling stuff costly it must be original
If u sell fake u only spoiling ur brand
Family / Re: Why Are Most Nigerians Mentally Timid Even Though They Are The Most Educated ? by Lance008(m): 6:46pm On Jun 28
No lies
Have seen a lot of illiterate graduates
Fashion / Re: Why Are Some Watches Expensive? Do They Provide Other Benefits by Lance008(m): 2:02pm On Jun 28
Oboy u funny
Why is diamond more expensive than silver ?
The makes are diff also the durability are diff
Some watch fit last for more than 50years Na why dem Dey very expensive

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Family / Re: My Daughter's Fingerprint Opens My Phone by Lance008(m): 2:02pm On Jun 27
100% not the case. My wife has access to the phone and doesn't need to do that.

I am convinced the finger print opens my phone and checking online, maybe are saying the same thing. Her elder sister who is 8 can't open it neither can her younger sister who is 3 but that second born can and it is not hacking, she is just 5 years.
Fingerprint they open
Most especially siblings
My guy face Dey open he brother phone

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Crime / Re: Sanwo-Olu Vows Crackdown On Kidnappers Of Fouani Brothers by Lance008(m): 9:39am On Jun 27

Shut up. You're the one who is unintelligent and incapable of rational thinking to boot.

Do you think people who think critically entertain conjectures so as to feed the narrative they want to create?

The kidnappers could have fled. No arrests confirms nothing either way except to people like you always wanting to use what is presented to valid your own 'truth' or version of events.
U too dumb Na every nonsense u Dey beleive
Mak dem show us picture of the kidnapper den Mak dem for rescue dem or dem no get location
Bro Na correct $1.5million dem pay
Crime / Re: Sanwo-Olu Vows Crackdown On Kidnappers Of Fouani Brothers by Lance008(m): 9:38am On Jun 27
I thought the Nigerian police neutralize dem... Police rescues kidnapped victims get anoda meaning? Shey Dem no see the criminals when Dem dey rescue the victims.... Nigeria is gone... Ransom paid
Me too no understand
Dem pay ransome dey talk say dem rescue
Family / Re: Calling Stepfather "Dad" by Lance008(m): 8:58am On Jun 27

Why must he be forced to do something he doesn’t want to do . He lost his dad biological dad. When the time is right he will call him father.
Person mak dey help u Na ur father even if no be him born u
Una too dey ungrateful maybe u think say Na the mman duty to cater for them or watin
Appreciate little help
Family / Re: Calling Stepfather "Dad" by Lance008(m): 8:24am On Jun 26

To be honest I tire for am
Person mak dey provide for u
I swr God Nigerians are too ungrateful
I no fit raise pikin mak I no born
Jus to call him dad Na him u carry am come Nairaland

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Family / Re: Calling Stepfather "Dad" by Lance008(m): 8:22am On Jun 26

Call him dad
U are only behaving primitive to be honest
Person mak dey help u Na ur dad even if no be him born u biologically
He takes a lot of stress to help
Abeg respect am

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Family / Re: To Visit Nigeria After 13 Years! by Lance008(m): 8:06am On Jun 26
Dear Family,

I'm reaching out for your advice, recommendations, and most importantly, suggestions. I've been absent from this forum for a while now, and I'm facing a difficult dilemma.

For context, I was born and raised in Nigeria but left over 13 years ago. I've become completely disconnected from the people, community, family, and the entire environment there.

While I do encounter other Nigerians here, I haven't spent more than 80 hours communicating with them in 13 years. My dilemma stems from my plan to marry a Nigerian woman. She has expressed that we have very different perspectives on life and relationships, particularly within an African context. She's advised me to return to Nigeria to understand how people truly think.

I'm confused by her suggestion. She's recommended specific actions like sitting in a bar, spending time with family, and even trying the food again to get a feel for the culture. She told me during my hangout i should observe both the men and women to understand how they think.

To be honest, I attempted to visit a country with a large Nigerian population. After just five days, I found myself voting for the right wing due to their stance on immigration.

For those that might ask, in out of the 13 years i have lived in a country whereby in my city i was the only black man, i have been only in relationship with the other race, i must tell you its different on how we think, i have seen the best of both worlds and choose the way to live my life. I once had a conversation with a friend's wife, she told me Mr.... No typical african woman can ever marry you. All this really got me concern.

Nevertheless, reading the news on the security issues, being arrassed by Police, people both male and female trying to take advantages how do i survive to visit Nigeria and fly acorss the countries to explore, different regions. All my old friends are no longer there.

I will really appriciate your support.
Bro no go marry Naija gal mak go cripple ur destiny take make her own destiny
Jus an advice
You no even fear if Fulani no kidnap u πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Hold ur ransom tight
Which region are u traveling to ?
Watin Dey pain me pass for the whole story Na non virgin u won take risk for
Dem jus Dey see u like mumu
I wish I fit give u better knock mak he rest ur brain
Anything wrong raising a mixed kid or u too Na racist

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Family / Re: To Visit Nigeria After 13 Years! by Lance008(m): 8:02am On Jun 26
"My dilemma stems from my plan to marry a Nigerian woman."

More than a DECADE in a foreign country and you still want to marry a Nigerian woman?

WTF is WRONG with you??

ALSO, why the fucck do you need to understand the perspectives of Nigerians on life and relationships?

Did you RUN AWAY from Nigeria because said perspectives were something to emulate?

You are NOT married and the girl is already CONTROLLING you and trying to ruin your life.

You want ro come to Nigeria to risk your life because of a Nigerian girl. Ask your mother and let her describe the depth of her DISAPPOINTMENTS.

Guy said he wants to travel to DIFFERENT region. Funny man!

By the way, is the girl coming with you or are you undertaking the FOOLISH journey solo?

You spent just 5 days in ANOTHER foreign country with a significant population of Nigerians and you wanted that country to build a WALL like Donald Trump because of the level of fucckery you beheld.

YET you want to come to Nigeria, the father of all SHIITHOLES and the Poverty Capital of the world.

Hold on to your fond memories of a Nigeria governed by Goodluck Jonathan. Don't TAINT it by experiencing the CALAMITY that Tinubu presides over.

Most importantly, you should NOT be doing it for a Nigerian Woman.

Also, avoid the FOOL who told you NO real African woman would marry you. That's a GREAT thing but it seems to have hit your self-esteem hard.

Plus, consider the fact that BLACK women are the LEAST desirable people in the world in addition to Asian men.

Don't let a Nigerian woman send you on a fool's errand.
Don't be that guy.
Jus leave am
Naija gals God forbid I rather marry Indian
Bro Abeg change ur plans

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Travel / Re: Polish Student Visa by Lance008(m): 4:23am On Jun 24
Please how many days does it take before payment appear in Poland bank if you use domiciallary Payment in sending

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