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lafin

hmm, m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m

well i have a grandmama 90 years still virgin wat abt that at poster

never mind most of them are always in the dead man playing ground


poster go get them from dere

goood luck

happi searching

@ tgirl no mind mi jo

am finie and okay and yu?

lolololo

kant help bt laf bele tear yicob wi now

aniway for ibkare or ibkaye to kall load dis cards from different networks

glo 301-41235-412367

zain 5874153479648513

mtn 7899 4562 7483


etisila dat 1 no dey ogunstate 4 here o

mislead mi i knew yu werent talking to mi b4 ??

may bi she wanted to mention sum1 else nt mi mi ke

omo kekere

talking to who o i dnt tink so?

@sexyhotbom i just hope dat pixs is yurs o


hum it is hushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*Morenike:
Irony-

She said you're fine, while you're not?

hummm.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.

no nau i just dey wonda wi she kan dey laf

Tgirl4real:
Yicob,
Since u are goin that way, den i choose
Lance vader. . . Lol

i wonder wat i did to dis tgirl o?

whi yu kan dey laf now?

i choose yicob toluaxa,infobaba,honsule e.t.c

lafin yoruba intonation mi know understand wetin yu dey sing o

altavista:
Guy,y not tell us if its free or not instead of blabbing about what it can do or not do because maga no dey pay 4 nairaland o.

maga go and mail him oo

shegirl71:
No thanks.

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Militants rape 28 female youth corps members

By Ibanga Isine, Port Harcourt
Published: Saturday, 25 Oct 2008

Some unidentified gunmen suspected to be militants on Thursday raped 28 female youth corps members in Abonnema, a town in Akuku Toru Local Government Area of Rivers State.
A source said the militants invaded the residence of the corps members, who were posted to the town on primary assignment, and rounded up the ladies. He said the suspected militants went into every flat, raping the women at gunpoint after which they fled through the waterfront. He noted that Abonnema residents had been constantly terrorised by gangsters who relocated to the area after they were sacked from some of their locations in the creeks.
He said, “These boys are not fighting the Niger Delta cause. How can they fight the Niger Delta cause, when they continue to terrorise the people they are supposed to fight for? Abonnema has become a war front and people are fleeing their homes. Now, they rape women and threaten elders. They invaded homes of some female corps members and raped them at gunpoint.”
A security source told our correspondent that the Joint Task Force had deployed troops in the area to forestall the breakdown of law and order. He admitted that gunmen invaded the community and attacked defenceless persons, noting that the people had cried out to the authorities to intervene in the matter.
Our correspondent, who visited the Rivers State Secretariat of the National Youth Service Corps in Port Harcourt, was told that the state coordinator was not on seat.
However, a senior official of the organisation, who would not want to be named, said the NYSC was yet to receive a report on the incident from its field staff in Abonnema.
He said, “We have not heard anything like that. But we hope that if it happened, our staff in Abonnema will brief us before the end of the day.
“I will make contacts with them to know what transpired because we would have expected the affected corpse members to call us and report such incident. We gave them our telephone numbers before they left the camp.”
When contacted, the spokesman of the JTF, Lt. Col. Sagir Musa, said troops had been deployed to Abonnema and Degema in Asari Toru Local Government Area of the state. He noted that the JTF Commander, Brig. Gen. Sarkin Yaki-Bello, ordered troops to move into the two towns as result of the increasing activities of militants, which tended to threatened peace and security.
Musa also noted that the naval component of the task force on Thursday had an encounter with militants along the Cawthorne Channel, which resulted in the killing of five gunmen. According to him, two AK 47 rifles and one speedboat were seized from them, adding that none of the soldiers sustain injury in the attack.
He said, “The Commander of JTF, Gen. Sarkin Yarki-Bello has decided to deploy troops in Abonnema and Degema areas of Rivers State. The decision to deploy troops in the above mentioned areas is based on undeniable report that these communities have high concentration of militants and related criminal acts.
“Above all, some militants’ camps are located in the general area. Community people were killed terrorised, maimed and in some cases, women were raped by the militants. Practically, people are begging for JTF’s intervention, hence the decision to deploy troops to the affected areas.”
Meanwhile the state Governor, Mr. Rotimi Amaechi, has pleaded with Abonnema and Degema people to return home, promising that the situation in the communities has been brought under control. Amaechi made the appeal during a visit to assess the security situation in the two townships.
He noted that the situation was not as bad as it was being painted, pointing out that people were still going about their normal businesses. He assured the people that such an incident would never occur again, especially with the deployment of more security personnel in the area

ANOTHER JOKE



Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a
romantic winter vacation. When they get there,
the guy goes out to chop some wood.

When he gets back, he says, 'Honey, my hands are
freezing!' She says, 'Well, put them here between
my thighs and that will warm them up.' After
lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and
comes back and says again, 'Man! my hands are
really freezing!' She says again, 'Well, put
them here between my thighs and warm them up.'

He does, and again that warms them up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop
some wood to get them through the night. When he
returns, he says again, 'Honey, my hands are
really, really freezing!'

She looks at him and says, 'For crying out loud,
don't your ears ever get cold?'

kai yu are offline

aniway just passing bi and decided to se hi and drop a hello

bt yur aslleep

no yu are offline


hw was yur day?

presido1:
If ur name is this list please report to the nearest police station.
Tgirl4real
~Sauron~
MrCrackles
tope2000
Missy B

Offence committed: Giving under 18(Ibkaye) cheap liquor.

Whatever90 aka danke,jenny etc
Offence: same as above/food poisining.(two count charge)

Okija-Juju
Offence: for neutralizing the poison in his food with juju
U did not miss anyffin, police is after them now.

ha wi una give am alchol nw

well ib se yu enjoi the ganjia sha

kidding

just dnt know wi sum posters wunt edit their picture before sending to their profile

haba


aniway nice look bt it sumhw dark kip it yup

[b][/b]4RM ROBERTA TO MISSI B
JUST CHECKING YUR PROFILE
AND SEING YUR PICTURE
AND YU BEING THE FIRST FEMALE
PROFILE BEING CHECKED BY MI


HUM LET MI SAY YU ARE

CUTE AND OKAY



BT DNT LET DAT SCATTER YUR HEAD OOO

JUST KIDDING

KP IT YUP

kai i missed alot o

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This tips are true u made a good research
Posted on: Today at 03:30:11 AMPosted by: webman
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You try Jo
Posted on: October 28, 2008, 10:16 PMPosted by: namun
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and then?
Posted on: October 28, 2008, 09:45 PMPosted by: Okija_juju
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@ Poster

I was expecting to be shocked by your post but I already knew all that.

Now here is my ten cents.

1. Looks does matter to girls or rather presentation.

2. Your first approach might just be all you get. Use it wisely.

3. No disrespect Women are very complicated. They are never easy to understand and can switch moods like that. Always have an alternate Plan in mind.

4. Be cautious when approaching a girl in the midst of her girlfriends. Isolate her before you make your move.

4. Jokes!! Always a good ice breaker.

5. Let her do most of the talking, you just provide the topic. That way she tells you more about herself than she realises.

6. Always know when/be ready to back out. Some chicks are just plain stuck up or are not into you.

7. Money. Always have some on you or create the impression of money. Chicks dig a guy who is finacially stable.

Posted on: October 28, 2008, 09:30 PMPosted by: nellydee
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@poster
1. looks does matter for somegirls. there's a friend of mine that would date any guy that is handsome be u rich or poor. but for ugly ones no way. am a sucker for fine guys myself.

2. the way you approaches a girl matters a lot. for instance there are guys that approaches a girl flaunting about what he has or who he is. for some girls
it a turn off.

3.about being stuck in friendship zone. it depends, for some girls provided they don't like you, whether you tell them up front about ur intentions or try to be their friend and then tell them later it doesnt make a difference the ans will still be NO.

now let me tell u a fact about somegirls they already know the answer they want to give you. how u approach them,what u do,what u say are just mere formalities. like okanran said u can never presume when it comes to a girl .everygirl is different.
Posted on: October 27, 2008, 09:45 PMPosted by: A-40
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Quote from: rickky421 on October 27, 2008, 12:03 AM
Oh women do care a lot about looks. They will look past it if you have money.

Perfecto! Now thats real talk

@poster of topic
I totally agree with the 3rd point cutting to the chase is the only way with these ladies.Going the friendship route is a long drive to a dead-end
Posted on: October 27, 2008, 09:36 PMPosted by: gabe_logan
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now wey the truth don commot, some girls like tope and shegirl don dey vex


Quote from: rickky421 on October 27, 2008, 12:03 AM
Oh women do care a lot about looks. They will look past it if you have money.


this should have been on the list
Posted on: October 27, 2008, 09:22 PMPosted by: Tranngirls
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In the animal kindom the female choices the strongest
male not the handsomest or sexiest male. We women
want a man that will make us like loved, protected, sexy,
important, etc. A guy once asked his girl friend what will
you prefer a guy that makes you feel loved but does not
give you good sex or a guy that gives you good sex but
does not make you feel loved. All the ladies in the house
knows the answer to that but for the guys in the house
she said the guy that makes her feel loved but does not
give her good sex
Posted on: October 27, 2008, 09:22 AMPosted by: Ujujoan
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@ Poster

Whats so 'shocking' about your posts
Posted on: October 27, 2008, 12:11 AMPosted by: tope2000
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jagbajantis article
Posted on: October 27, 2008, 12:10 AMPosted by: *Morenike
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Quote from: richo on October 27, 2008, 12:09 AM
girls actually care about looks. . . its easier for a cute guy to yan a chic than a guy with coconut head!!!

your story
Posted on: October 27, 2008, 12:09 AMPosted by: richo
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girls actually care about looks. . . its easier for a cute guy to yan a chic than a guy with coconut head!!!
Posted on: October 27, 2008, 12:05 AMPosted by: *Morenike
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Quote from: rickky421 on October 27, 2008, 12:03 AM
Oh women do care a lot about looks. They will look past it if you have money.

Please, some naija men don't look bearable even with money.
Leave that one jor.

@post
It's not the look, it's how he carries out himself.
Posted on: October 27, 2008, 12:03 AMPosted by: rickky421
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Oh women do care a lot about looks. They will look past it if you have money.
Posted on: October 26, 2008, 11:27 PMPosted by: chika98
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shegirl71:
You are obviously looking for someone to trade words with but seriously i am nt going to with UI don't want to be rude about asking UJust wait and see what will happen,it is as simple as that.

hum let seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sista-jay:
Every babes here on Nairaland are HOT!, the men are as cold as ice!

did yu say coldddddddddd

hum si d way tgirl dey yab mi

gross

like i said my guy o i was onli kiding yu o dats was allllllll
nutin more oi