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Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by samosward(m): 12:11pm On Oct 29, 2008
Want an exhilarating one night pleasure meant to be set into oblivion after such event?
then you need not look further, state your interest here at <meetwithosward@gmail.com>
Females only please!
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by MrCrackles(m): 12:12pm On Oct 29, 2008
why females only?!

dive into a sword, u fool!!
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by samosward(m): 12:30pm On Oct 29, 2008
Mrcrackles dear,  i can feel your aura,  too bad!
if the rush of that molten milky liquid in you is so intense, 
if you know what i mean,
you'll chill man and solve your prob because this post can't help ya,
except if you are gay grin grin grin
and if that is the case, look else where man, cause we don't have services for GAY yet,
may be next year! grin grin grin
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by MrCrackles(m): 12:32pm On Oct 29, 2008
bloody sucker!

i aint no gay, i am just wondering why idiots like you have descended to a new disgraceful low, that is putting up threads like this!

do urself a favour, get a life or rot in hell!! grin
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by samosward(m): 12:40pm On Oct 29, 2008
Mrcrackle, hey!
see who is blabbing, shocked shocked
who is the bloody sucker here?
if you had a life yourself,
why are u so interested in this thread,
i told you man i can't help ya tongue tongue tongue
but you could use this little advise,
get rid of that heat in you as soon as you can
or else your skin will melt like rubber
you bloody cuntly cunt! bastard cock deprived of a hen! grin grin grin
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by MrCrackles(m): 12:50pm On Oct 29, 2008
I hit p*ssies anytime i want, you must be the only living thing that is not getting it!
I aint gotta advertise on nairaland to get it, if you have to then it is pretty pathetic and sad!
You need to get ur swag on and continue your sheep-shagging ways or cut ur coc.k off if ur tired of boning trees!!
When some people are not getting it, they run mad and that is exactly what pushed you to advertise on nairaland

Believe me, no one would reply your thread, you have once again fired blank and would continue doing so

Conclusively, get a gun, turn it on ur goofy head and blast off to exist no more, you are a bloody waste of space and time!

If you dont want to do that, then eat a dic.k!! grin grin grin

honestly i love winding people up!
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by samosward(m): 1:34pm On Oct 29, 2008
Hey! Mrcrackles
easy there you bull dogfrog,
if you so hit p*ssies as much as you say you do,
then back off and go spill some of those stuff up the ass of you Pussy Cat, grin grin grin
anyway sorry!
cause i have got 11 hot mails from hot and willing chicks to attend to tongue tongue tongue
oh! the 12th one just came in, oh! and another,
see you man, i am the king here tongue tongue tongue
Hey! that reminds me, could it be that you have contracted
the deadly A*ds from the number of p*ssies
you'v gotten that you have decided to spill it around?
hey for your info man, you can't get that, not in my gig tongue tongue tongue
kiss my knuckles man cause i am the love-vendor king here tongue tongue tongue
you son of a b*tch
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by edatika(m): 1:48pm On Oct 29, 2008
wow,
whats all this for
why not change the title of the thread??
i feel for the 2 of u,
eh ya, e pele
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by GINODRAM(m): 3:04pm On Oct 29, 2008
I support Crackles,why should it be for only girls,it should be open to whoever cares,then the world will believe you have no aulterior motive,
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by samosward(m): 6:50pm On Oct 29, 2008
GINODRAM, u r such a nice fellow stressing your plights nicely
i wish MrCrackles was so nice,
he came down too hard as if we were depriving him of something,
anyway guys and that includes you MrCrackles, it ladies first,
we plan to include the guys page later on,
but for now we already have enough mails
from the ladies to treat over the next few days.
but if any of you are still interested,
drop your details on this e-mail addy <meetwithosward@gmail.com>
so that we can arrange some hook ups if our own resources (guys)
can't contain the entries we have already.
thanks for your understanding.
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by LadyT(f): 11:04pm On Oct 29, 2008
Do you want money in return for your time in bed?

You dont even have any preferences. Tall short thin fat?

In this age of sexual over indulgence
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by samosward(m): 11:37pm On Oct 29, 2008
Lady T, i quite admire the tone of precision in your plight.
curiosity they say kills the cat
i don't want to perceive you as one ,
even if all ladies have got p*ssies
i don't think they are PUSSY CATS. grin grin grin
anyway, here, where we are,
we don't put the cart before the horse,
we believe in taking things one step at a time.
the instruction was that you should show
your interest by mail to <meetwithosward@gmail.com>
after then can you get a reply stating the requirements.
so lady T do that and you might just be amongst the
few that have gotten the requirements and
already planning their next weekend wink wink wink
Cheers!!!
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by LadyT(f): 12:24pm On Oct 30, 2008
Oh my days LMAO!

Omo Were look not everyone wants the HIV you are trying to spread!

My advice to you is to please use a condom I just hope you are smart enough to use protection while you LovePeddler around!

More lubricate to your privates!
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by MrCrackles(m): 12:26pm On Oct 30, 2008
LadyT:

Oh my days LMAO!

Omo Were look not everyone wants the HIV you are trying to spread!

My advice to you is to please use a condom I just hope you are smart enough to use protection while you LovePeddler around!

More lubricate to your privates!


i doubt if those would sink into's his mucus filled goofy head!
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by Andy1985ng(m): 11:51am On Nov 01, 2008
AIDS is a thing of the mind, Fire down bro!! She is out there waiting for you.
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by arramyjay: 12:39pm On Nov 01, 2008
No thanks.
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by lancevader(m): 3:20pm On Nov 01, 2008
shegirl71:

No thanks.



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Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by arramyjay: 3:47pm On Nov 01, 2008
lance_vader:



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THANKS AND YOU SHOULD ASK GOD FOR A LIFE IT IS SO OBVIOUS YOU don't HAVE ONE.AND THAT GLASSES YOU HV ON SHOULD BE DESTROYED.
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by MissyB1(m): 3:59pm On Nov 01, 2008
Yes!!
Wanno hook up with Shegirl. tongue
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by arramyjay: 4:14pm On Nov 01, 2008
hiya missy b cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by sistajay(f): 8:34pm On Nov 01, 2008
@ Poster

Promises, promises, I bet you'll be poppin Viagra all night, who you kiddin?
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by lancevader(m): 9:58pm On Nov 01, 2008
shegirl71:

THANKS AND YOU SHOULD ASK GOD FOR A LIFE IT IS SO OBVIOUS YOU don't HAVE ONE.AND THAT GLASSES YOU HV ON SHOULD BE DESTROYED.

laughing

wi dnt yu try destroying it
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by samosward(m): 3:26pm On Nov 02, 2008
Guys, I really appreciate your responses but all the same, nobody is spreading any HIV here , just hooking up and that's it. Any hook-ups as i know should go in line with protection meaning you Using Condom,

MrCrackles, from onset you've been an anatomist which I believe is not really okay for this thread but all the same, things like this occur so as to put more light to things,

Some many people do not have the opportunity of hooking up with girls or boys but on here, we make it more easier for people to do that, So I believe, if we are mature enough to understand things, this shouldn't be an exception,

Guys, lets keep the ball running on here,
Re: Want A One Night Stand? Hook Up Here! by honeric01(m): 3:46pm On Nov 02, 2008
Uhm i see, do you need more hands or you can handle the 12 emails you already got from interested ladies out there?? and wait a minute, does it mean the ladies can be married or unmarried? angry

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