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Romance / Re: Why 9ja Man Like Choosing Ugly (sometimes Fat) Foreign Partners by landwin: 10:37pm On May 23, 2009 |
@poster [color=#990000][/color]There is a word called some |
Jokes Etc / Re: They Are Burning! by landwin: 10:33pm On May 23, 2009 |
This Joke is lame |
Celebrities / Re: 2 Face Idibia Settles Down by landwin: 6:33pm On May 23, 2009 |
The news is baseless |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Is Not Naturally Beautiful With Proof by landwin: 5:57pm On May 23, 2009 |
amebo no1.: "herself", "her" and "she" points straight to your d.i.c.k. fucker(your mom). , "see her copying me", you had better leave jennykadyri's profile , she has no new curse words in there, how about fool, Oh I'm copying you. Ever since I told you to stop mentioning the kanu crap, you've played the role of an obedient houseboy and I have never seen that name again , who is being obedient? You mean your mum uses handkerchief instead of a condom to Zap peter and paul , what does she use to Zap robert,micheal and the gorillas? , Go tell your d.i.c.k. self-servicer that her customers(robert and micheal) are waiting for her in the nearest hotel and this time they don't want to use condoms, they can't pay her $1.00, they would take it on credit . "I have a long pole in my house" , this has confirmed my hypothesis , Isn't that the same pole your slutty and whorish douchebag(your mum) uses to measure the length and size of peter, paul, robert, micheal and the gorillas d.i.c.k. before proceeding to Zap. them , or does she use it to Zap herself whenever peter and paul don't have $1.00 and don't have erections and isn't it the same pole your mum uses to learn new techniques , if it is the same pole, keep it for her she needs it , at least without that pole she wouldn't be what she is today(A well known slut in Africa and in Nigeria) Exactly punk or I mean Mr "waste of the[b] feminie [/b] specie" , I don't need to copy curse words from anyone, I've got a special talent to expose two timing sluts like your mum and to put them in the level they belong , keep telling me the technique your mum uses to Zap. the gorillas , go and tell your slutty mama that she needs to stop Zap.i.n.g gorillas , peter and paul and get a real man(if she would actually get one) to Zap her smelly, rotten a.s.s. , peace out Son of a slutty and whorish b.i.t.c.h |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Is Not Naturally Beautiful With Proof by landwin: 4:46am On May 23, 2009 |
amebo no1.: This has got to be the worst attempt for an insult , stick to google it would give you better and annoying curse words and not "gay" , you son of an ass Zap.i.n.g self-servicer, your mum was very busy Zap.i.n.g different men from peter to paul from paul to robert from robert to micheal and all those numerous customers that come to Zap. her and pay her $1.00 that she forgot to use a condom and eventually was infected with AIDS. Have you asked your mom which of her customers is your biological father,Is it peter or paul? , Your mum is the highest paid IndecentStar in pornography history that was how she was able to train you in school and you were able to buy a computer , "I promised pepeye dat i won't do tis again", you're only trying to cover up idiot, you said you have a lot to say about my mother, I 'm still waiting for it. "The way those mens hands get into her vagina" continue killing the English Language, I'm sure when you're through your mom would have retired from Zap.i.n.g old grandpas and she would have the money to send you to school. Son of an a.s.s banging w.h.o.r.e/harlot |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Is Not Naturally Beautiful With Proof by landwin: 11:41pm On May 22, 2009 |
@amebo no.1 Little fannypack ,A cunt is a male version of a bitch, you Arrow "youve made an improvement" you definitely need an apostrophe before the v , you daft cunt , "Stop covering up your stupidity",Even without covering my stupidity Mr."waste of the feminie specie ", Aren't those the techniques, your mom used to Bleep the gorilla in which she was moaning over and over again asking for more pleasure and as a result came about the lose of her virginity then your delivery ? in which I am definitely sure affected your development, Hey tell your mom to stop fucking every d.i.c.k that comes her way and make time to teach you English Language and spellings, now be honest amebo no.1, Isn't your mom the same two timing slut that admitted she raped the son of a gorilla after fucking the gorilla ,Now be candid, Isn't she the one that raped poor Linus(a goat) that stays behind an alhaji's house , Wasn't your mom one of the prostitutes that was infected with H.I.V.caught on tarkwa bay and has since then been isolated from evey other human being except of course the gorillas , NowI want you to tell me the truth ,how were you conceived? , whose sperm fertilized your dick fucker(your mom) ovaries(if she didn't lose it when she was fucking a gorilla) Why did your mom prefer a gorilla to Bleep her instead of a man or is she too fugly that she can't find a real man , tell your mom to keep her fugly legs closed idiot Fucking d.i.p.Poo |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Is Not Naturally Beautiful With Proof by landwin: 4:28pm On May 22, 2009 |
amebo no1.:[/b] Oh shut up you copycat "[b]all thanks to google for your high sounding nonsense", you're very busy copying curse words from jennykadri,you loser,illiterate.A cunt is used mainly for guys it means someone who is terribly disliked,you dipshit,now I hope I gave you a better answer so you wouldn't need to destroy the software in your computer looking for the meaning in google,I guess google worked for you this time,your curse words don't bother me because they amount to nothing and anytime it seems you made an improvement, you end up making a fool of yourself,"Obongyi you is one hell of an un-pitiable bastard",really funny but it would be funnier if your mom actually stops fucking a gorilla and stick to your father, a.s.s.h.o.l.e, Dude go and learn English or is your worthless grammar from the DNA you acquired from the gorilla,b.i.t.c.h. You see,I've told you the next time you want to talk Poo, STEP UP |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Is Not Naturally Beautiful With Proof by landwin: 11:36pm On May 21, 2009 |
amebo no1.: ROTFLMFAO,Dude you need an education in your life,"You waste of the feminie specie",you can't even spell "feminine" right,you fugly jungle bunny,What happened?did google give you the wrong spelling or did illiteracy take over the better part of you,"common sharapp diaaa" are curse words for crybabies,keep searching in google for mature curse words and their spellings and you might be lucky to find one, don't ever give up ,continue searching,I'll tell you something,Next time you feel like talking Poo. STEP UP. Stupid Cunt |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Speaks!my Love, My Husband, His Ex-wife by landwin: 4:40pm On May 21, 2009 |
amebo no1.: ROFLMAO, all thanks to English textbooks for giving you ideas to post this crap,If not for google I doubt you would be able to construct even a sentence,H.I.V.,did your mom tell you that she was raped by a gorilla and that's why you can't spell better right even when you have a dictionary right in front of you. Zap.i.n.g snitch |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Is Not Naturally Beautiful With Proof by landwin: 4:37pm On May 21, 2009 |
amebo no1.: Huh,All those kanu crap I've heard them so many times fool, I need to hear something new or is that all you've got, self-servicer |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Is Not Naturally Beautiful With Proof by landwin: 4:26pm On May 21, 2009 |
amebo no1.: Even with the aid of Oxford Dictionary you still can't spell better right,bloody illiterate, instead of going to study your English Textbooks you prefer creating arguments,Now who needs to leave his computer.fool |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Speaks!my Love, My Husband, His Ex-wife by landwin: 4:18pm On May 21, 2009 |
michelin89: Is that your business? because I don't remember inviting you in this argument |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Is Not Naturally Beautiful With Proof by landwin: 3:57pm On May 21, 2009 |
amebo no1.: May amadioha of Okigwe strike you and your cheap computer |
Celebrities / Ini Edo Is Not Naturally Beautiful With Proof by landwin: 4:42pm On May 20, 2009 |
here it is
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Celebrities / P-square Cruising by landwin: 4:37pm On May 20, 2009 |
Here they are
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Food / Re: Wat Is Ur Best Fruit? by landwin: 4:28pm On May 20, 2009 |
This is my favourite fruit
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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Speaks!my Love, My Husband, His Ex-wife by landwin: 4:21pm On May 20, 2009 |
amebo no1.: It's your mom that got raped,you idiot,you should be seeing a Neurosurgeon after being Zap.e.d up by every user in this forum,clit. |
Romance / Why Do You Want To Get Married? by landwin: 11:44pm On May 19, 2009 |
people have different reasons,what are your reasons mine is for companionship |
Religion / Re: Pastors And Body Guards. by landwin: 11:34pm On May 19, 2009 |
They use bodyguards because they believe in vanity upon vanity |
Food / Re: Assorted Driinks by landwin: 5:20pm On May 19, 2009 |
Mine is:
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Family / Re: Ant In Your Cup Of Tea by landwin: 5:12pm On May 19, 2009 |
The ant probably came from the sugar that was put in the tea |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Speaks!my Love, My Husband, His Ex-wife by landwin: 5:00pm On May 19, 2009 |
amebo no1.: Now,Listen up you fool,I have been ignoring you, but you keep frolicking around me and my comments,being a kanu fan doesn't mean I would like to marry him you idiot,it simply means someone admiring someone who has given so much to his society and a patriot to his country and hail someone who doesn't sit back behind his cheap computer to talk Poo. like you do. Dumb bitch. |
Family / Re: Why Would A Woman Blackmail Her Husband? by landwin: 3:58pm On May 18, 2009 |
chaircover: |
Nairaland / General / Re: Are You Addicted To Nairaland? by landwin: 10:41pm On May 17, 2009 |
TOPE2000!: Mind your own business |
Jokes Etc / Let's Create A Kanu And Amara Joke Here! by landwin: 10:39pm On May 17, 2009 |
Mine is: Kanu dribble amara and score,their son began to shout it's a goal daddy give me mummy irony leg. |
Family / Why Would A Woman Blackmail Her Husband? by landwin: 10:34pm On May 17, 2009 |
A woman tried to blackmail her husband but she didn't suceed, she paid a 17 year old akata girl to braid her daughter's hair,when the girl was finished it was already late so she asked the girl to sleep in her house for the night,when it was morning she told the husband that she is leaving,so it was only her husband and the girl, unknowingly for the husband he didn't know that his wicked wife wanted to blackmail so he would go to jail and she would claim everything he has before he comes out from jail,so when the husband was ready for work he knocked in the door where the girl was sleeping and asked the girl that she should wait outside that he cannot leave the house for her alone that he doesn't know her.Immediately he knocked on the door,the girl began to shout rape! rape!,and the wife came out and began to laugh and told him she told him she would teach him a lesson and began to say he would go to jail.The man is a very intelligent man so he called the police,the police asked the akata girl some questions which she couldn't answer and the police called her a liar. In summary the woman paid the akata girl for her to say her husband wanted to rape her. I don't want to call names for security reasons, please What kind of wife would do that |
Politics / Re: 5 Greatest Living Nigerians by landwin: 10:21pm On May 17, 2009 |
My list are Kanu Soyinka What the heck is Aliko Dangote doing on that list,what does being the richest man in Nigeria got to do with being a Legend |
Sports / Re: Okocha Named Among Fifa’s World Best Midfielders by landwin: 10:07pm On May 17, 2009 |
Why isn't kanu's name there? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Are You Addicted To Nairaland? by landwin: 10:06pm On May 17, 2009 |
Yes I am |
Celebrities / Re: When Will This Nollywood Stars Get Married? by landwin: 9:47pm On May 17, 2009 |
@poster Think about your life and not others |
Celebrities / Re: Actress Uche Iwuji:meet The Man Who Has Captured Her Heart. by landwin: 9:32pm On May 17, 2009 |
Isn't she the one who said her sugar daddy bought her a new car |
Celebrities / Re: Ebube Nwagbo by landwin: 9:30pm On May 17, 2009 |
joyblinks: pls if you don't have anything to post just get a job,I already posted this topic |
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