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[color=#990000][/color]There is a word called some

This Joke is lame

The news is baseless

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=274483.msg3910524#msg3910524 date=1243051574]ok, ass , LovePeddler, google, harlot what next, i like that, when i tell you u listen , i told you to upgrade your words and you did just that, you are very obedient you know but u still need to upgrade your idiot

hahahahhahhahahahahahahhahaha, ROTFLMSGBOOOOOOOOOOO  see her copying me, the minute i mentioned IndecentStar, she joined in tooo buahahahahahahahahahahhahahah now its no longer gorilla, the second i mentioned customers , she joined in tooo ok which one again, yes school, i mentioned school and she followed buahahahhahahahahahahahha try on girllllllll , keep copying, copycat is good atleast you can learn from ur mum, copy ur mums style, yes the way she creams out loud " oh yea Bleep me real hard, Bleep that condemned womanliness, yea tear it open with your manliness, give me my womanliness juice"   yes copy these words too

oh what next again? yes i mentioned tom manliness and harry, and u joined in with apostle paul apostle peter and co, landwinnnnnn be industrious for once, form your own words with your smoke cloudy brain

thats how u said cunt is for male and bitch for women, but u still used both for a male, aint you fool?


its better to Bleep older men that Bleep your sons mate, why im i hitting on your mum, cos shes does not only sleep with old bear bear men she also sleeps with her sons mate, the igbos will say "ono na di na cho di" the yorubas will say " gboko ni iya landwin"

maybe this is the reason why your mum does not wear panties, the only thing she wears when going out is her bra, cos she needs it to uplift the boobs dat have reached her knee, after wearing her bra wat does she do? she will take a seed of groundnut and position it on the boobs like her nipples, cos her own don die finish, all this to attract them boys , bring her to me darling, i have a long pole in my house, i know she likes big dciks, i can as well help take the pole into her vagina, and shake it inside pretty hard, until her oozing sperm comes gushing out


go and buy tissue paper for your mum atleast she can clean herslf up with it and throw it into the dustbin, instead of allowing the boys use their handkerchief on her, its late now dont be surprised your mum is out in the backyard giving some Mouth Gig , oya go and join in the game, afterall if your father the ibi infested antelope can sleep with you, then im also sure that other men will[/quote]"herself", "her" and "she" points straight to your d.i.c.k. fucker(your mom). , "see her copying me", you had better leave jennykadyri's profile , she has no new curse words in there, how about fool, Oh I'm copying you. Ever since I told you to stop mentioning the kanu crap, you've played the role of an obedient houseboy and I have never seen that name again , who is being obedient?

You mean your mum uses handkerchief instead of a condom to Zap peter and paul , what does she use to Zap robert,micheal and the gorillas? , Go tell your d.i.c.k. self-servicer that her customers(robert and micheal) are waiting for her in the nearest hotel and this time they don't want to use condoms, they can't pay her $1.00, they would take it on credit . "I have a long pole in my house" , this has confirmed my hypothesis , Isn't that the same pole your slutty and whorish douchebag(your mum) uses to measure the length and size of peter, paul, robert, micheal and the gorillas d.i.c.k. before proceeding to Zap. them , or does she use it to Zap herself whenever peter and paul don't have $1.00 and don't have erections and isn't it the same pole your mum uses to learn new techniques , if it is the same pole, keep it for her she needs it , at least without that pole she wouldn't be what she is today(A well known slut in Africa and in Nigeria)

Exactly punk or I mean Mr "waste of the[b] feminie [/b] specie" , I don't need to copy curse words from anyone, I've got a special talent to expose two timing sluts like your mum and to put them in the level they belong , keep telling me the technique your mum uses to Zap. the gorillas , go and tell your slutty mama that she needs to stop Zap.i.n.g gorillas , peter and paul and get a real man(if she would actually get one) to Zap her smelly, rotten a.s.s. , peace out

Son of a slutty and whorish b.i.t.c.h

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=274483.msg3910465#msg3910465 date=1243048338]keep deceiving yourself a man is never called a cunt , when did men start having cunts,? and you said its a male version of a bitch, then how come you were calling a man a bitch too, you see why i said you are a gay keep contradicting yourself

dispshit, two timing after copying that from jennykadri, gorilla, bla bla blaaa all these insults youve typed on here , abegii dont go about peoples profile stealing their words, be useful for once.

tell your mum that i said she is the ashewo of mbaise , the one whose ass stinks of too much sperm, the one who discharges un known liquids in her womanliness, the one whose numerous abortion has taken away her miserable womb, its better to sleep with a gorilla than to sleep with all the men dat comes her way, you better go and look for your father, your akuna akuna mother, has messed you lots up, no wonder they call her konga(well) the womanliness is like that of the well the people in okoko and ajegunle use to draw water from, the only difference is that your mothers, is already contaminated, and if care its not taken she will start peeing with the help of a pipe, since her vagina walls have lost its pressure 50 kobo per night woman, shameless woman, no wonder your father is moving around town now with "ibi"  increase of the penis, what other sickness has ur mum given to him? wait oooo, hope your mum isnt the same person dat took kanu from amarachi, tufiakwa  that womans needs a shovel to be shoved up her ass, if she needs help let me know i can as well stitch up her anus and womanliness with the help of an obiomas needle and thread

im so done with you, i know you are trying to cover up for the insults i rendered to your mum, take heart you hear,it shall be well
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oops i promised pepeye dat i wont do tis again, arrrrgggggggg why cant i keep my promise for once

if not for landwins mother whos womanliness cant rest at a place, if only she can stop doing the doggy style with her sons mate, if only those old men can stop deep fisting her vagina with their whole hand, the way those mens hands go into her vagina and then come out from her mouth is unbelieveable, i mean how can someones ass be that wide to accept a whole hand into it, no difference between your mother and the porn stars.  [/quote]This has got to be the worst attempt for an insult , stick to google it would give you better and annoying curse words and not "gay" , you son of an ass Zap.i.n.g self-servicer, your mum was very busy Zap.i.n.g different men from peter to paul from paul to robert from robert to micheal and all those numerous customers that come to Zap. her and pay her $1.00 that she forgot to use a condom and eventually was infected with AIDS. Have you asked your mom which of her customers is your biological father,Is it peter or paul? , Your mum is the highest paid IndecentStar in pornography history that was how she was able to train you in school and you were able to buy a computer , "I promised pepeye dat i won't do tis again", you're only trying to cover up idiot, you said you have a lot to say about my mother, I 'm still waiting for it. "The way those mens hands get into her vagina" continue killing the English Language, I'm sure when you're through your mom would have retired from Zap.i.n.g old grandpas and she would have the money to send you to school.

Son of an a.s.s banging w.h.o.r.e/harlot

@amebo no.1

Little fannypack ,A cunt is a male version of a bitch, you Arrow "youve made an improvement" you definitely need an apostrophe before the v , you daft cunt , "Stop covering up your stupidity",Even without covering my stupidity Mr."waste of the feminie specie ", Aren't those the techniques, your mom used to Bleep the gorilla in which she was moaning over and over again asking for more pleasure and as a result came about the lose of her virginity then your delivery ? in which I am definitely sure affected your development, Hey tell your mom to stop fucking every d.i.c.k that comes her way and make time to teach you English Language and spellings, now be honest amebo no.1, Isn't your mom the same two timing slut that admitted she raped the son of a gorilla after fucking the gorilla ,Now be candid, Isn't she the one that raped poor Linus(a goat) that stays behind an alhaji's house , Wasn't your mom one of the prostitutes that was infected with H.I.V.caught on tarkwa bay and has since then been isolated from evey other human being except of course the gorillas , NowI want you to tell me the truth ,how were you conceived? , whose sperm fertilized your dick fucker(your mom) ovaries(if she didn't lose it when she was fucking a gorilla)

Why did your mom prefer a gorilla to Bleep her instead of a man or is she too fugly that she can't find a real man , tell your mom to keep her fugly legs closed idiot

Fucking d.i.p.Poo

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=274483.msg3904953#msg3904953 date=1242956520]hahahahah like i care about my typos keep killing yourself over them, all thanks to google for your high sounding nonsense

Ok sweetie, learn to always give a space after your comma, im sure you were not taught that in school

yea so whats it now? yea from fool, to jungle bunny, and shit* oh shit is used everyday by you, so its not new), now its stupid cunt, which you obviously learnt from this forum, hahahahahahha i never knew men had cunt, ROTFLMSGBO do you just copy and paste things without verifying which gender it falls into, how can a dude be called a cunt ROTFLSGBO

obongyi you is one hell of an un-pitiable bastard [/quote][/b]

Oh shut up you copycat "[b]all thanks to google for your high sounding nonsense", you're very busy copying curse words from jennykadri,you loser,illiterate.A cunt is used mainly for guys it means someone who is terribly disliked,you dipshit,now I hope I gave you a better answer so you wouldn't need to destroy the software in your computer looking for the meaning in google,I guess
google worked for you this time,your curse words don't bother me because they amount to nothing and anytime it seems you made an improvement, you end up making a fool of yourself,"Obongyi you is one hell of an un-pitiable bastard",really funny but it would be funnier if your mom actually stops fucking a gorilla and stick to your father, a.s.s.h.o.l.e, Dude go and learn English or is your worthless grammar from the DNA you acquired from the gorilla,b.i.t.c.h.


You see,I've told you the next time you want to talk Poo, STEP UP

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=274483.msg3902203#msg3902203 date=1242921185]pot calling kettle black, how many times have you typed the word fool, how many times have you typed mother , your mother bla bla bla,uncountable and you are telling me to get something new, common sharappp diaaaaa


You waste of the feminie specie [/quote]ROTFLMFAO,Dude you need an education in your life,"You waste of the feminie specie",you can't even spell "feminine" right,you fugly jungle bunny,What happened?did google give you the wrong spelling or did illiteracy take over the better part of you,"common sharapp diaaa" are curse words for crybabies,keep searching in google for mature curse words and their spellings and you might be lucky to find one, don't ever give up ,continue searching,I'll tell you something,Next time you feel like talking Poo. STEP UP.


Stupid Cunt

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=273264.msg3899073#msg3899073 date=1242871613]


"on" not "in"

ok this says it all, with this we know you are just a growing up teen looking for curse words on google, i mean, we all have gone past the mummy and daddy yabs, please upgrade my dear

SO what did the doctor say? did he say your womb is off or still intact? have you seen a "gynae" im sure a gynae might be of help too

dont forget to tell the doctor that it was kanu that raped you? come to think off it , hope you are not one of the sluts in tarkwa bay that were raped recently by some soldiers

are you the HIV infected sandra?[/quote]ROFLMAO, all thanks to English textbooks for giving you ideas to post this crap,If not for google I doubt you would be able to construct even a sentence,H.I.V.,did your mom tell you that she was raped by a gorilla and that's why you can't spell better right even when you have a dictionary right in front of you.

Zap.i.n.g snitch

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=274483.msg3902051#msg3902051 date=1242919805]"the" make it the


please whilst you are in the cybercafe, dont forget to self-service with kanus picture

ok now hurry up ,u know u just paid for one hour, time is running[/quote]Huh,All those kanu crap I've heard them so many times fool, I need to hear something new or is that all you've got, self-servicer

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=274483.msg3901850#msg3901850 date=1242917959]   may arusi okija wipe you from the surface of this earth

talking of cheap computer, u beeter go and cook food for your mum, leave the cyber cafe this minute [/quote]Even with the aid of Oxford Dictionary you still can't spell better right,bloody illiterate, instead of going to study your English Textbooks you prefer creating arguments,Now who needs to leave his computer.fool

michelin89:
Does that include women? Coz I don't remember ever bleeping her!

Is that your business? because I don't remember inviting you in this argument

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=274483.msg3899079#msg3899079 date=1242871793]@landwin, a.k.a back up, a.k.a obongyi, ashleign et all

atleast she is better than you, shes married to a divorcee, you are still here, waiting for " prince charming married kanu nwankwo", to sweep you off your feet"

oloriburuku oshi, elemu [/quote]May amadioha of Okigwe strike you and your cheap computer

here it is

Here they are

This is my favourite fruit

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=273264.msg3893235#msg3893235 date=1242793536]when did men become bitches?

the time you spent typing this shit, you should be seeing your doctor for regular check ups, and confirm if your womb is still in place, after the way you were raped [/quote]It's your mom that got raped,you idiot,you should be seeing a Neurosurgeon after being Zap.e.d up by every user in this forum,clit.

people have different reasons,what are your reasons

mine is for companionship

They use bodyguards because they believe in vanity upon vanity

Mine is:

The ant probably came from the sugar that was put in the tea

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=273264.msg3882523#msg3882523 date=1242636260]isnt she better than you that wants to marry kanu nwankwo even though you know he is married [/quote]Now,Listen up you fool,I have been ignoring you, but you keep frolicking around me and my comments,being a kanu fan doesn't mean I would like to marry him you idiot,it simply means someone admiring someone who has given so much to his society and a patriot to his country and hail someone who doesn't sit back behind his cheap computer to talk Poo. like you do.


Dumb bitch.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=273410.msg3881190#msg3881190 date=1242596414]to kanu u mean [/quote]Mind your own business

Mine is:

Kanu dribble amara and score,their son began to shout it's a goal daddy give me mummy irony leg.

A woman tried to blackmail her husband but she didn't suceed, she paid a 17 year old akata girl to braid her daughter's hair,when the girl was finished it was already late so she asked the girl to sleep in her house for the night,when it was morning she told the husband that she is leaving,so it was only her husband and the girl, unknowingly for the husband he didn't know that his wicked wife wanted to blackmail so he would go to jail and she would claim everything he has before he comes out from jail,so when the husband was ready for work he knocked in the door where the girl was sleeping and asked the girl that she should wait outside that he cannot leave the house for her alone that he doesn't know her.Immediately he knocked on the door,the girl began to shout rape! rape!,and the wife came out and began to laugh and told him she told him she would teach him a lesson and began to say he would go to jail.The man is a very intelligent man so he called the police,the police asked the akata girl some questions which she couldn't answer and the police called her a liar.

In summary the woman paid the akata girl for her to say her husband wanted to rape her. I don't want to call names for security reasons, please

What kind of wife would do that

My list are

Kanu
Soyinka
What the heck is Aliko Dangote doing on that list,what does being the richest man in Nigeria got to do with being a Legend

Why isn't kanu's name there?

Yes I am

@poster

Think about your life and not others

Isn't she the one who said her sugar daddy bought her a new car

joyblinks:
what do u think about this nollywood actress?
to me, i will say, i love her
she is good in acting, simple, she's got the shape, the looks and ,  infact, i think she is beautifull

pls if you don't have anything to post just get a job,I already posted this topic