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KingTom:
God! Baba Oluwa please help this girl

*flickers eyes on nd off*

Fvck!! I'm outta here.

KingTom:
It's worse than I thought

Mtcheew!

Can't u just let me be!! I said I don't know u...av not seen this scary face before.

Or are uu...mr ..

KingTom:
Jonathan's loss has made you lose your mind

Awww! Who's Jonathan?

KingTom:
Aje!

Hello mr!! Do u know me somewhere?

Trypa:
Hey lanicky o u no go kill mi o

I no fit

dre11:
Do I have the strength to laugh before

Aww! Dre.....go home pls

khiaa:
Hello Lanicky.
You're going to be ok.
Kingtom you better leave her alone and start focusing on being a better sidepiece, you have to make yourself perfect in MY eyes if you expect to continue to be my piece on the side.
Concentrate on pleasing ME then you will not have time for a spirit wife or anybody else.
@topic.... I don't believe in reincarnation.

Heheheeehee.....I can see u can't just get over him

Wait a minute!! did I hear u say side piece!?! ...ekwa!! Ayebaje!

Lol...gudmorning.

ggrin:
who release this winch again

I don enter am again

Ur left leg....weyreh!

So....upon all the jobs wey dey this earth na sister come fit me. Mtcheew.

Anyways.....I can become a sister though....(there're so many cute holy brother waiting for a holy sister like me)

dre11:
what makes it funny then


since yah believe guys doesn't know about it

No one is forcing u to laugh dear....

ggrin:

alberto2k---- conductor
Orijin101----drunkard
Mznelly----stripper+olosho
Tallesty1----palm wine taper
Kingtom----GM (gate man)
Vizkiz----shoe repairer
Vjsmiles----noise maker
Lanicky----sister
Iceberylin----supa star
AgapeCharis----tout (orubebe)

Ashi!

dharay99:
plz my guys should open a counter thread so dez ladies will know wah dey are missing.


We tha real deal..

Counter thread for what!?! *shrugs* well.

Mama P always act funny

lagmostkuit:
You made me smile

Aww! I'm happy about it.

Would try to make u laugh next time

I av never liked a president like GEJ.....I'll surely miss him (his government)

Kudos to him.

Twaci:
On point! Nice writeup dearie

Thanks

Hey! Wait, we all know ladies have so many weird habit that guys find funny or confusing. Although, some are a little exaggerated, but some are actually true.


Let's look at some funny & weird things that for some reason, turned into OUR everyday girly habit. (if not all of us atleast 60% of us).


1) We arrange things into the right place and then we forget where the right place was.

2) When we look at our selves in the mirror, we often think: "It would ve gr8 to have a picture taken in this position"

3) We do take picture anywhere, anytime not minding what people would think of us. (We take pictures in the car, while walking on the street, when we wake up @ night, immediately we leave the bathroom, while eating in the church nd so many funny places) lol

4) We set our alarm for 10 minutes earlier than needed and oversleep anyway.

5) We throw our phone into our big purse and then spasmodically, look for it and can't find it when it rings. Lmao.

6) When we're in a hurry, we look for our cap which is right on our head.....simetimes keys that we had in our hands just couple of second ago.

7) When we look for stuffs around the house, we secretly which those things have a ringing tune.

We definitely need to check out how we look in the mirror before hitting the ourtside world.

9) It's okay for us to dance with other women without thinking that we're ∵gay∵ but when we see two men dancing together, we quickly start having second thoughts.

10) We always have nothing to wear, even if our wardrobe is overloaded with colourful dresses.

11) We often feel insecure about our breast size.

12) Our walking posture changes from catwalk to zig zag or from zig zag to catwalk nd we raise our chin high when we're about to pass through where so many guys are. #just like ggrin#

13) We always carry big purse or bag full of stuff that we never use, but we always think we would need them some day.

14) We always apply mascara with an open mouth and if we ever attempt to shut it up, we always mess up nd get the mascara stain.

15) We have a special look nd voice tune assigned to every call we make. it's either disgusting, happy, angry, innocent or normal.

16) We brush our hair before going to bed.

17) We are never satisfied, no matter how beautiful we look.

18) Sometimes we fake pleasure, because our man faked the pre-intimacy.

19) We think all beer tastes thesame

20) We dress up nicely and apply make up to go grocery shopping, empty the garbage or even to just answer the phone.

21) When we use a map we need to turn into the direction we so desire even if it's not the right way.

22) When we say to a guy "well....nothing....", we mean an entirely different thing.

23) We're never wrong we wait for men to take initiative and apologize.

24) When we cry we would love some one to see it and offer us a cuddle.

25) When we go on a 2 day trip we usually pack over 8 outfits, just incase we will hesitate about what to wear.

26) We don't always keep to time cos of make up session and all when going for a date.

27) Some of us cry while watching a tragic movie.

28) We crush on our best actor in a movie.

29) Some of us have 50 different items in our bathroom or make up shelve which men would hardly identify.

30) In entertainnent, while men are seeking the escape from reality, we ladies on the other hand, look fo stuff that reminds us about the real life. Lol.

Weird isn't it?......I hope u find this facts interesting and I hope that I could make u smile. If no.....m sorry, I would try better next time. ToOoOdles

dre11:
What's up everyone


Kingtom I saw your mention
Greetings to all
Charijee
Lanicky
JJ
And the rest...... Wish you a beautiful month

Hello dre...Happy new month

KingTom:
Eruku! I dey Uyo now

Ashi!

Do quick joh....abi ma come meet u for road?

SexySapphire:
Tnx love

UWC

KingTom:
I dey Delta now o, I go soon reach Calabar. Make I no drive into wall because of you

No weapon fashioned against u by ggrin nd co shall prosper in Jesus name.

Do quick....I dey wait for u (abeg look road well oo...I know say na my image u dey see so)

charijee:
[color=#8B4513]I've told you to fuse yourself into the era of change and things would be a lot better [/color]

I won't accept it....lai lai.

I'm already @ the back stage......I'm watching u nd oga buha....

daveP:
okay. Im on the move. Before 11 sha. Driver said he know there.

Until I see u in flesh nd blood....I'm not ready to fall for ur prank.

JeffreyJamez:
Eiyah sorry darling..... sebi I warned you about this politics thingy, but you didn't listen..see what has happened now.....oya sorry you hear

*sniffs* alright bro....thanks

daveP:
morning, im @ futa's east gate now. Spent the night wif my cousin.

Record? Abeg

Sure! OND....sebi i told u.

Shey u get?

JeffreyJamez:
in-law mi!!! .......hbd....... where the party at



Wait o!....April 1?

*runs out *

I'm sure this is no prank

SexySapphire:
Thanks so much for the beautiful wishes darling. I'm so grateful.

U're more than welcome

JeffreyJamez:
Morning Princess, why that face, are you OK?

I'm not.....baha..something won the election nd his followers are making fun of me

ggrin:


Ur left boobs

Kalicharam

Pray to av something as beautiful as it


Imported weyrey

ggrin:
loser

Official sweeper

Don't stick ur tongue out again..it doesn't fit u.

KingTom:
Baba I go travel back to Calabar tomorrow, Ogun don tire me, Lanicky nyash just dey disturb my dreams anyhow Make I go resume work, my nurses go don miss me tire!

Your head! Ashi!

JeffreyJamez:
Good morning fam

Good morning bro Jeff

SexySapphire:
I'm patiently waiting for others and u also to uncover the hidden ones. In other news, it's ma birthday in a teeny tiny bit

Lol....I know the answers already.

Happy birthday sexy sis