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KingTom:
Big yansh good na

For ur dirty mind

Happy bornday

daveP:
Lanicky that your gist sweet no be small. Abeg re-narrate it again and spice am wella.

Wait so kingtom..... If you think im surprised@ the married part then youre IBADAN. Im surprised your brought Khiaa along. Right glad i am!

dont believe him o

@Kingtom- dont bother washing off the powder, more coming@ the top of the hour.

Lmao...

No be small thing oo....pls..help me shout 3 hallelujah!

LogoDWhiz:
Yeah.

Change into your nyt wears!
Or u do sleep n***d?

When you're through wit that, lemme know.

I do sleep n***d

Where nd why did u hide lastnight?

LogoDWhiz:
I go commot that tongue.

Its past your bed time dear.

Lemme go and tuck u into ur bed

Into my bed?! Woa! Can't wait

KingTom:
****In Tinubu voice****
Hay Peee Ceee

Local peeps them...smh

KingTom:
*****Flogs her with broom*****

What kinda broom?!

LogoDWhiz:
Okay!
All is well!

Guess you're good now, and I've recovered from the shock

Lol...yh, I've recovered from the shock.

Thanks..

LogoDWhiz:
Chai!

Lanicky!!!

Yes!!

KingTom:
Oko na Husband na, but Oko means dick

Faints!

LogoDWhiz:
Hmm.
B like nollywood film.

God really helped u out!

How many were they? And how big is d boutique?

About 10 of 'em.

The plaza is sooooooo big...it has different department like....CHILDREN'S DEPARTMENT, BOUTIQUE (ADULT WARES ONLY) PROVISIONs & KITCHEN UTENSILS DEPARTMENT nd so on.

KingTom:
My Oko is covered with the blood of Jesus

Wetin be Oko? ...abeg! I'm still a learner oo

harlos:
Long time, how u dey?

I dey fine...u?

LogoDWhiz:
Lol. I promise not to laugh!

U're already laughing na.

Okays..lemme tell u *whispers*

Last week while we were about to share d grace after our morning devotion....some1 ran into the shop shouting *pls help me*

I opened one eye to look at the ghost wey enter...but alas! Lotta ERUIKU's (agent of death ) entered almost immediately with sharp nd dangerous objects including....Stones, cutlass nd big sticks..
Hehehe!...I bn don dey speak in tongues...If na u waiten u go do?

I ran under a table....but the table dey vex..he no hide me wella... I ran under a big bag...but na dat one bad pass....the bag no gree hide my a.ss..chai! Na dat day I know say big yansh no good.

Hmmm! As I no see where me go package my whole body...na so I kon comot...I faced one of the guys who came in...I said "Bross good morning"

Shuu! The guy no dey look uche face oo...his face strong pass akpu. He roared like a lion...He said "where's the guy who ran into this place?"

I was like...shuu! See waec question oo...
I replied him..."uncle...I didn't see any guy"

Sincerely...I saw d guy when he entered our toilet....but I didn't want to tell those guys....something (maybe na holy spirit) told me to pretend as if I don't know where the guy is.

The guy with bloodshot eyes like Jigsawkillah's ordered the remaining guys to check every department in our plaza...they checked the boutique which was upstairs...I followed them though....they might be thief..... Know naija guys na

My fellow prayer warriors don tear race...na only me remain for battle grand...lmao

Some of the girls said....they would tell those badt guys where the innocent boy is hiding...I warned them not to....I even threaten them with sack letter.....I don't blame them though ,they were afraid na

I was the only one inside the whole complex...I was staying close to the toilet so they won't enter....I locked the door firmly nd I removed the key....I WANTED TO SAVE THIS UNKNOWN GUY...WHO BEGGED EARNESTLY FOR HELP.

THOSE badt guys noticed a kinda fowl play.....so they threatened to beat the day light outta me...I was a lil bit afraid but I was unwilling to tell them what they wanted..

I called big mum....as I was about to talk....some of the guys shouted at me to end the call immediately...I ended it by giving mum a clue bout what was going on....
I know she would call back..so I silenced my phone...I stylishly picked the call.....I told her to inform police but later I told her not to inform them cos I didn't want the police to know where he his.

To cut the long story short, hmmm! those badt guys left but promised to come back with more guys.....but they didn't.

When I opened the toilet....lo nd behold! the guy in d toilet was some1 I know. Some1 who had offended me b4, some1 who set me up.....I was surprised!!

I acted according to a yoruba adage which says..."bí a ba n jà, kín sé bi tí tíka kukú" (even if we're fighting...it's not possible to kill or allow peeps to be killed.

I fought for him, I saved him from the death's mouth(actually, it was Although I was almost beaten but God saved me.

KingTom nd dre11 would've made a gr8 fun of me....

Dat was ao God saved me from the snares of the evil ones.


The end

LogoDWhiz:
I'm fine o.

How are the nurses

We're perfectly okay

KingTom:
Please don't break my head like your brothers in Rivers o

Lmao....me no dey break heads na....***• I dey break

U won't be able to function well again...hahahaha!

JigsawKillah:
laugh u?
When?
How?

U want to deny right?

So u've forgotten what I told u about those guys who came to our shop!

Lmao! Dat's KingTom

The guy don reach cloud 20

Madness!

KingTom:
I am not here to fight

Hahahaha! Naughty guy

Nl funny tday ehn....na soso royal naughtiness them me dey see.

MsPat:
Hian!!
Which one is brother again?! WTH happened to his name? I never call my elder bro "brother" sef....na one yeye bf i go dey call?! O di egwu.....make i kukuma call u "my ancestor" na, as methusela wey you be!

CSL

Do u expect me to call him "Brother Steve or Brother Jelili?" Even on bed?!

Hian! kojo!

KingTom:
PDP smh

U're high on APC's dongoyaro nd monkeytail right?

LogoDWhiz:
Being on my phone all day.

Can't guess. Just tel me please.

*draws ear closer*

naah! I don't want to...u would laugh @ me d way Jigsawkillah did

dre11:
Hum!!!!!




Hope you won't come back and requote this part again

How do u mean?

KingTom:
Ok I have

Smbh

LogoDWhiz:
I trust u to be.

How did u spend d day?




3,500th post

As usual na

U?

Guess what happened in our shop last week?

KingTom:
I go deactivate that account tomorrow weyery oshi, I smoke before I snap that pic na

Pls deactivate it today

LogoDWhiz:
Lmfao.

For your mind o


I'm fine sha.

And u?

Hehehe

I'm gulder

dre11:
And you think am online for a fight.......

Aiit! Let's forget about 'er thing.

Lmao...

Say something to her b4 it's too late.