₦airaland Forum

falconey:
you want to kill it? It has a life

Naah...automatically uncle konji will tear race

Ipledge:
Do I look 21 ?

I look 18 or 19 Nigeria and 16 Usa

lol @ ur pics background.....are u a nursery school teacher?

It's not a big deal dear....I look younger too.

I'm 20+ nd I look like a 16yr old gal...it's gud nd bad but I realy don't care

I force him to church on sunday...

Hit his dk real hard

maxy097:
Me nko , lanicky you no try

Lol...sorry..'ll include ur name next time.

holysainbj:
I no gree
Wey me dey nau!

U they here...lol

emmyrichie:
Oh! The op is even a kid.

Not a kid....I'm a newborn

Go home daddy....mama junior is waiting for u.

jacksparrow1207:
[size=26pt]@OP how about u go face your study and get prepared for your junior WAEC? remember, failure is no option. But if u fail to plan, then you plan to fail[/size]

Junior waec awww?......I'm still sucking moma's breast.

So...leave me alone Old man

*GUYS ARE NOT SMILING..... Cos of d postponement of d election.... therefore, I want to make 'em blush...infact I want to make some of them blush green white green*

So....I present to u....*coughs* (((d most handsome guys on nairaland)))

https://www.nairaland.com/Seun

http://www..nairaland.com/Lirusehn

https://www.nairaland.com/KingTom

https://www.nairaland.com/Kulboy

https://www.nairaland.com/Beennkumar

https://www.nairaland.com/chibwike

https://www.nairaland.com/samflexxy

https://www.nairaland.com/Iceberylin

https://www.nairaland.com/Kelvingraphics

https://www.nairaland.com/daveP

http://www.nairalande.com/Obinoscopy

https://www.nairaland.com/Kayemjay

https://www.nairaland.com/dygeasy

https://www.nairaland.com/Vjsmile

http://www.nairaland.com.......You! Yes!! U!

hey! I know some of them are arrogant...but biko, forget about dat for now let's cash fun.

Ladies...feel free to add urs.

Some Niggas 'lld cry Redsea cos I did not include their names..... I'm sorry *sniffs*


I'm outta here. *dodges stones nd razor tongues*

LogoDWhiz:
Interesting!

How's d tutorial class going?

It's going fine.....thanks

Lmaooo...peace don vex.....dis one na gbege

LogoDWhiz:
I trust u!

I'm cool dear.

How did u spend ur day?

I spent it with my mum's sister

dre11:
U no fit waka and you don't know what caused it....

Abeg reconcile that your statement

My leg just dey swell....dunno if u believe in attack. Can't say much.

cr80vity:
I v nt sin any idea I can buy o

Sin indeed...what a funny thread nd OP

buygala:
ok

Advice for the op, straight from the gods. ...

1- Take her to Baga on a Boko Haram sightseeing trip


2- Get her pregnant, then spend the whole of next month looking for a chemist who will inject her with mifepristone to abort the pregnancy


3- You guys can also go scuba-diving from 3rd Mainland Bridge.... You both might wind up dead ... isn't that fun?

4- You both can become armed robbers. .. Bonnie and Clyde ish ..... Wouldn't it be such a romantic way to die, being blown away in a hail of SARS bullets?

Lmaooo

Hehehe....ma siddon dey look

*sips yoghurt*

LogoDWhiz:
Very fine.

Hope u had an interesting day

Yh as usual....u?

dre11:
Wetin cause am

Seriously....I don't know

LogoDWhiz:
Hello nike!

How are u. Doing?

I'm gud....u?

dre11:


Nah now you sabi greet
How ur body?

Hehe....

Yes na

I can walk now....couldn't before.

LogoDWhiz:
Hmm. I trust u

Are u a student too?

Hi LogoD

dre11:
Tar......


You dey disapoint joor....... Abi why you dey beg for your diary

Em.. em ...let's forget bout ir joh.

Gudevening.

Is there an abnormal guy?

dre11:
Which plan is that......
Because I don't think we have hatch any for now




@lanicky..... Nah which essay you write and I no say u go disappoint nah

I no dey dissapoint na.....gud evening lolypop

Gudevening family

So sorry I didn't keep tó my promise yesterday....something came up dats why I couldn't check u guys yesterday....I'm sorry*sniffs*

Trypa...ao're U, daveP nd cutie baby
Sis charijee....ao're U nd big bro Jeffreyjames
Sexiest nd most SexySapphire.....ao'ré u nd nairaland boo's nd crush abi na crushes
sis Cheriepet....hope u're gud.....av u heard from 3Dimension?
seunfavour....where d fvck are thou?
dre11...like seriously...u're supposed tó receive award for creating about 10 threads in a day
...u don turn tó Tosyn2much *I doff my imaginary gele*
obayaya....I'm missing u like seriously....I don't see u online again...what's up?
MzLaurel...sweety pie...ao's school or work, ao're granny nd lil cousins?
Nickymezor...ao's skul or work too?
The one nd only Princess on nairaland...d great Princesschi...hehehe...ao's u nd ur funny friends?
toniro sweety...ao's work?
sucobaba sucre...wadup?
susrite....ao're u feeling?.hope u're good?

Abeg who else??

Rain dey fall jawe....I don't want it tó waste....*yawns* catch ya'all tmao...Goooooooooooooood night!!!

Scary but funny

Empty vessels makes the loudest noise. Mtcheew

RicKyRichards:
PDP supporters pickpocketing? Not surprised.

Not everbody in PDP rally are their real members.....likewise in APC rally.

So many people are there to steal cos they're seriously hungry....so next time, think twice before u post ur comment.

buygala:
Your mates are arriving from New York, London, Paris, even the White House... You are here carrying on about arriving from HIV infested South Africa


If you don't tell us you were imported from South Africa, shey your leg go bend?


JUST SAY WHATEVER BULLSHIIT YOU HAVE TO SAY.... WE DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCCK WHERE YOU WERE IMPORTED FROM

Can't stop laughing @ ur post






I'm sure OP is a village boy

Jeez! Thank God I was not born then.

Hehe...u go fear 1965 sexy babes