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susrite:
wow! Thanks a bunch. Everyone come dine with me

Ao're u susrite?

JigsawKillah:
Abeg see me for HD biko
I done miss you like madt

I'm not talking to u for a month...start counting from today. Sebi na me get ugly lips abi after u don kiss d screen of ur phone....no nene, na me nd u.

dre11:
I dey suspect u before
Ogbanje


Anyway...... Have being vindicated

Yh...ogbanje.

Who vindicated u?

dwilliams:
well as I wrote earlier, I do feel something 4 her and we have been together for years,but when it comes to kissing I do it just to make her happy,and she aint my first chick, I have seen dem all in all shapes, colours and height,but there is none which have ever made me feel something not even a tiny bulge in my trouser or even a little tingling in my heart, I need help o

Uhhh! Jeez! Kai!

U need deliverance.

UchihaMadara:
What I usually do, is apply a thin layer of ketchup to her lips to bring out the flavour.

@OP, I bet you have been kissing un-flavoured lips all this while, that is not a very good life to live.

So next time, before kissing her, grab a bread knife from the kitchen and use it to apply your favourite condiment to her lips; you could try butter or grape jam.

Can't stop laughing @ ' Un flavored lips'
So lips don get categories...lwkm

Princesschi:
after 5years?? Mehn dis is heartbreaking... I wish both of 'em a happy separate lives

A happy separate lives?!

susrite:
aww thank you but why are you lazy nah?

Dunno why'rw..*shrugs*

Here...manage this chocolate

dre11:
Which school did you go self

Am doing good as you can see and u can send her a pm nah

ogbanje community high school

Common gettout joo....no be ur friend ni

susrite:

Good morning to all members here. Are you all still slleping at this hour? I have been knocking at the entrance door for the past 2hours, oga o! Una too like sleep for hia o.

Lol...sorry for d late response.

Actually I'm the laziest person here..*covers face*

Welcome to our lovely e family

Princesschi:
aww tnks sweerie... *guarding ma chicken jealously*

Gudevening Princess...don't tell me u're still eating ur chicken

Cheriepet:
Muuuaaahhhhh *winks* alryt u can go back to sleep *drinks my lacasera n munch gala* gudnyt

Evening sis...

dre11:

What time is it

50:09pm

Ao're u?....where's Nickymezor?

MzLaurel:
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Hiii everybody!! Did u miss me at all? Cos I missed all of u badly...hehe

Lanicky! Where's my own goody goody? Lol

Ur own goody goody? Em..em ..i'll be right back

Gudevening.

charijee:
Hope you kept my share of the goodies?

Sure! I kept it...ao's u?

daveP:
(cocks up neck like DareyArt Alade and sings) She's not the girl you used to know..... (pauses and asks)


I jst hope youre not a shadow of thyself?

Not really a shadow but almost

JigsawKillah:
Guess who's here?


Dre11
Lanicky
Naijaboiy
Charijee
Cheriepet
Jeffreyjamez
Et al


Sup y'all?

Hiiiii! My long lost sugarberry

Portugal and real madrid soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo confirmed tuesday that he has broken up with his longtime girlfriend, Russian model Irina Shayk.

"After dating for five years, my relationship with Irina has come to an end", Ronaldo said in a written statement sent to exclusively TO THE ASSOCIATED PRESS. "We believed it would be best for both of us to take this step now"

Shayk won international fame as a sport illustrated swim suit model and lingerie model.

"I wish Irina the greatest happiness" Ronaldo said.

He made the statement to end speculations about their relationship and to end recent rumors about his private life.

Ronaldo played as a teenager for sporting Lisbon before moving to manchester united in 2003. He transferred to real madrid in 2009, building his reputation and wealth through endorsement and sponsorship.

Ronaldo has a 4 year old son, called Cristiano Junior, but he has never disclosed the mother's identity.

safarigal:
which yeye marriage una dey even talk of?

No mind this OP wey tag 'husband'...Pique and Shakira are NOT married. There is NO marriage, he's just her BABY DADDY, so what they have here, is no different from what all those Lagos oloshos have.

Hey! I didn't say they're married....I wrote Shakira's BOYFRIEND not husband.

Moreso...their being together till dis moment shows they understand each other despite the fact dat Shakira is 37 while Pique is 27.

Hahahahahaha! Seriously satan will be glad to marry her

daveP:
(wipes hand wif napkin) she's doing so so fine




vvvv your siggy(puts on investigative glasses)

I'm CHANGED.

Princesschi:
where's my chicken and lacasera?

Here's ur chicken nd lacasera....enjoy

Cheriepet:
*slaps her bum bum* wake up it is night already where is my gala n lacasera??

Ouch! I want to sleep jawe...
ur gala nd lacasera is on d table

Lol...crazy guy.

blueandbirds:
Indeed, wat about the high rate of divorce in marriage? Is it not the white folks dat we africans are copying? Wah do u have to say abou dat miss?

Although we imitate them cos we're not wise but now they're wiser than us...then don't divorce anyhow again.

dre11:
Have you finish sweeping my room

Stop dreaming dre

daveP:
(wipes hands as jeffrey ask for groundnut) is this for real

He's not begging...he's asking

How's ur wife doing?

JeffreyJamez:
My banana and groundnut?

It's right here!!

She looks more beautiful than ever in new photos.

The 37 year old Colombia POP star and former THE LIFE VOICE JUDGE is expecting her second child with her longtime (boyfriend) partner who is 27.

Shakira, her son Milan & Gerard Pique her partner.

Blogger beware...I made d research moi self.

*walks in with Travel man leather box*

Choii! I'm tired already

*sneaks into d living room*.....phew! Thank God sis Cheriepet, sis charijee, bro JeffreyJames, elantracey, dre11, Nickymezor, MzLaurel, Trypa, daveP, Princesschi, seunfavour nd brother inlaw 3Dimension are not @home.

Now I can eat, sleep, wake, watch movies, eat nd sleep again. Yipee!!

JeffreyJamez:
Our future will be fine jor..... just stay outta politics.... It's disgusting.

Aiit bro...I'm on my way home.