₦airaland Forum

chibwike:
Same.


Its been a while

Yeah, I mailed you sometimes ago.

chibwike:
Lanicky...hw are you doing

I'm good
You?

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]There goes my Lil princess ...this promises to be actual fun [/color]

Hehehe
Hi sis.

I wish to woo STFareyouGod

Cc: Naijaboiy

Swissheart:
Niaja mum will be like 'collect it, collect it nau.... I didn't tell her not to collect it oh' .... when visitors want to give you money. After the visitor leaves, she'll be like 'so you collected it abi olojukokoro.

Hehe

donbenedict:
no wonder most of dem r just fat.

My mum isn't

donbenedict:
Nigerian mum dat will be sittn down one place and call nneka to give her the cup dats just beside her.

Lol
So true.

Lets be honest with ourselves, the typical Nigerian mum is a unique and beautiful creature created specially by God.



The typical Nigerian mum is full of life, social, fashionable and is passionate about her family.

1. A typical Nigerian mum will always answer question for question..lol

Child: mum, where should I drop this cup?
Nigerian mum: Drop it on my head.

2. When the child says "mum, I want to go and play with my friend"

Niger mum's reply will be *in a commanding tone with arms akimbo*
"You must not go o, because have never seen that friend of yours in this house before".

3. A typical Nigeria mum is referred to as ‘Mama Somebody’

A Nigerian mum is referred to as Mama Nkechi or Mama Tolu. As soon as that child comes out of you, your identity changes. You become ‘Mama Somebody’. Lol

4. She's an expert in the art of backing a child

You cannot call yourself a typical Nigerian mum if you have never backed your child. Haba.

I remember when I was young, I used to back my younger ones..me wey never even born pikin.


The first trick any Nigerian mother or mother-in-law will teach her female child is the art of backing. This art is as old as time itself.

5. A Nigerian mum will not allow you to change the boring television channel even when she's not watching. If you dare insist to change the channel, she will be like "Tolu, oya go and read your books. At your age we were not allowed to watch Tele"


6. Her backside is noticeable from afar

While this may not apply to all Nigerian mums, but let’s be honest, most of the mums we see on the streets or in our homes have a nice round ‘backyard’.

Childbirth and marriage gradually changes their figures as the years roll by. The good thing however is that their backsides are needed to ‘elegantly’ carry their wrappers or traditional attires that they so love to wear.

7. She's a ‘gele’ or scarf tying expert

No matter what part of the country you are from. The typical Nigerian mum knows how to tie a head scarf or ‘gele’. The skills some Nigerian mums have in this regard, is simply extra-ordinary.

8. A typical Nigerian mum will tell her child's teacher to beat her child in school if he/she does not do the right thing, but if the teacher dare beat her child, Niger mum go wear trouser go fight the teacher for school. Lol
My granny once did this.

9. Her wrapper is one of her most important possessions

No matter how ‘posh’ or ‘classy’, she may claim to be, the typical Nigerian mum at least has a wrapper of some sort in her wardrobe. Wrappers are an essential item for backing children, dressing light to avoid the heat on days when there is no light or to protect us from dreaded mosquito bites.

10. Her eye is the most powerful tool of correction

Eye signal is perhaps the most powerful tool for the Nigerian mum. Woe betide any child that fails to read what their mother’s eyes are saying.

11. When you offend your mum and people plead on your behalf.
Niger mum will be like "ahhh! I promise not to beat her again", but when you get into the room, mum will lock the door and say "I'll beat the hell out of you today"

I do experience this when I was younger, cos I was a very stubborn girl.

11. ‘I will beat you’ is always at the tip of her tongue

Any Nigerian mother who hasn’t threatened to beat her child is lying. When a child misbehaves the first words at the tip of the Nigerian mother’s tongue is ‘I will beat you.’ Even a 10 month old baby is not spared.

12. No matter how educated she is, she still believes in traditional medicine and self medication.

13. "There's no food for you in this house today"
Lol.
Most Nigerian mum threaten their child with this phrase whenever she's angry.


Lalasticlala oya talk your own.

www.Boko.H.com

Or

Yabaleft.com.

peeparty:
Oh yeah it my birth month already am so happy,my birthday is tomorrow #2march baby.

yes it that that time of the month again were we do the usual.send in your shalla messages to your spouse, friend's,business partner's etc.
Wish 5 romancelander a Happy New month.
sit back and relax while we play some cool jazz music to begin your month .

wishing the following :

cremish
aminat508
yourmain
stfuareyougod
lanicky


Don't give up on you. #bless up.
wishing all my March born a Happy birthday/happy new month.

Thanks dear.

I wish you thesame.

Aminat508:
Happy new month


Midehi2


Sameer1212


naijadeyhia


shumuel

Omotayor123

Neyoor

skyface00


Funjosh

winetapper

Agarawu23

Peeparty

KingTom

HerexG

Loomer

Ask4bigneyo

Oyin17

Dre11


Obinoscopy

Ichommy

Lanicky

Kazrem

As the sun shines and it is Visible for all to see so shall the Glory of God be in your Life always Happy New Month

I wish you the same.

Thanks a lot.

Laveda:
Babe I'm sorry
I'll call you when I recharge I haven't yet..
How far that stuff? Is it that serious?
Hope you not in deep mess?

*sighs* well, I wanted to pretend as if it's nothing serious, but it's something I can't shove aside. *shrugs*

Thanks for your concern dear.

tempem:
thanks, dear. Been a while!

You're welcome sweet.
Hope you're good?

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Hello cutie princess ....hope life has been fair to you? [/color]

Life has been good big sis.
How's Lil sweetheart over there?

lanre147:
Lol sista... no vex I no dey look anything na to jux talk wen I feel say I get wetin to talk.... can I meet u?

I'm Lanicky.

tempem:
Bros Jeff, charijee, lanicky(mama the mama)

Muaah* Thanks sweet

Sis charijee

STARSHYNE:
No

You be lawyer?

Aminat508:
Babe, Thanks

You're welcome

lanre147:
bros u no lie ooo.... but me and d guy still dey and na d girl wey gree na im no know her worth... U knw say guys go be always guys

I know go let one yeye girl cause issue between me and a friend Abi u no read d news wey one person die because of gurl for mushin last week..

gurlz don dey cause dispute among two guys no be today... so jux let dem Cary dia wahala pass

Okay.

Btw, I bee lady oo.. shuo! You no see (f) wey glue with my Monica?

lanre147:
it happened to me one tym like dat...
my surest padi kon consult me say in wan dey Bleep my gf

dare :wasiu I wan dey date zainab
lanre:shey my own zainab
dare:yes na shebi u say u no like am too much
lanre:bros carry go ur papers complete
dare:ok now u get mouth


Next week :d guy begin dey Bleep d girl but for d girl mind I am smart am playing two friends.....
. jux observing tho.....


But if na with girl wey I like my broda e go pain me ooo
I go cut ties with d both kux padi wey do like dat go fit kill u o

What! Which kain yeye thing be that?
You suppose don bone that friend of urs tey tey.. that kain friend nd GF fit kill you.

Water no dey the babe eyes sef..

STARSHYNE:
Lie lie

Amebo... Lawyer na your husby?

Happy birthday Aminat.

He's a nairalander nd I dunna want somebody to cry on my neck tonight.

Linda Oghona wemimo Binta Tutu Evelyn Rachel Yinmu (LOW BATTERY)


Ciroma Nairaland Niyola (CNN.)

Lawma Adekunle Lilkesh Ayokunle Seun Tiwa Iceprince ChonChin Laveda Ashanti Linyoo Angeli (lalasticlala) shuo! See name

Bone that thing joh! Love nur dey Paramount to them men for now, na hustling dey their mind.
60% of NL guys will convince you that love doesn't exist. Lol.

Nice write-up anyways.

Marry a Niger lawyer at your own peril... Assasin go chase una wella

kirchofff:
av u seen d devil b4?

I wanted to explain before, but I don't need to waste my precious time.
If you want the answer to your question, kindly search *www.Google.com* for the meaning of Devilish. Nd if you're not satisfied by what you get, then you'll need to visit OXFORD DICTIONARY office for more explanation.

The sex dolls looks devilish

JeffreyJamez:
Na only one I get o biko.. lol

Where did your boo take you to so?

Ehn ehn! So who's that one person that made you drink yourself to sleep? *tongue out*

He took me to a kinda natural landscape which have been designed to look more esthetically pleasing to the eye....
You think I'm crazy right....yeah I've been reading and writing since morning (it explains why i don't wanna revive this place for now, cos I won't have time to reply peeps intime nd they may not understand)
Pheew! I'm tired oo! *yawns* Plus flat battery.