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Hello fellow nairalander,

I am making it official to all and sundry that we are ready to help people with various offerings as regards cars, jeep etc.

Here are few of what we offer;

CAR CONSULTANCY
CAR SALES - WE BUY WHAT YOU WANT

Obviously this pix is Photoshop. You can only believe the news if the Nigerian army or authority confirms the story. Till then...

Update: Goods landed. Coco pops, rice krispies, cornflakes will be available shortly.

Police Arrest Man Who Tried To Steal Money At Bank Wearing Invisible Ring
admin | September 11, 2014 | Jobs, Life & Style, News | 1 Comment



Whoever gave this guy an invisible ring to go and steal is wicked, but what about the boy who decided to wear the ring to steal in a bank, lol.

 
Apparently, a man walked into GTbank thinking he was invisible because he wore an invisible ring and he could steal. The young man jumped over the counter and started stuffing a bag of cash, before the cashiers held him. They called the police and he was asked why he did that and he said he thought no one could see him because he wore an invisible ring.

http://naijaparrot.com/police-arrest-man-who-tried-to-steal-money-at-bank-wearing-invisible-ring/

Once again we appreciate the calls,text msgs received so far and the equiries. These are indeed encouraging.

We need to reiterate the fact that only the attached pictures() are what we have left in the store, Orders have been made for various product which will be posted any moment.

If what you will like to get from us is not among what will be posted, feel free to contact us anytime so we could add it to subsequent Orders.

Thanks for the understanding.

Remaining stock...

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has admitted that one of his top goalkeepers could leave the club this summer.
 

The veteran Petr Cech, who has been Chelsea’s number 1 for the past decade, is under threat from Thibaut Courtois, who has returned to Stamford Bridge this summer after spending three successful three seasons on loan at Atletico Madrid.
 

Mourinho has admitted that one of the duo will have to leave the club this summer, but he will make his decision on Sunday prior to traveling to Turf Moor to face Burnley on Monday in their new season kick-off.
 

‘I can’t tell you (who will play) because they don’t know and the team doesn’t know,’ said Mourinho.
 

‘What I can say is that in my opinion, with all respect to fantastic goalkeepers around the world, I think Chelsea has two of the three best goalkeepers in the world, which is unique.
 

‘Is it a problem for me? It’s a great problem because they are both fantastic. Even Schwarzer, who is at a different age and a different level at this moment, is a good goalkeeper. But, to have Cech and Courtois is a good problem every manager in every club would like to have.
 

‘It’s not easy because I don’t think any manager is happy to see one player in an uncomfortable situation, so from that perspective it’s not easy for me. I like to see people happy. I understand that for goalkeepers who could play for any club in the world, and here one of them is going to be on the bench, it’s a difficult situation, but for Chelsea Football Club it’s a great situation.
 

‘Obviously during the season if one is definitely my first choice I will have to support and stimulate the other one. I can’t have one incredible goalkeeper on the bench for three or four months waiting for a Capital One Cup game.
‘The best way for me to work is to think in a pragmatic way, in a cold way too. It’s to forget and hide the emotions around the situation and decide what’s best for the team and the club. It’s a very safe situation.

http://kicksocca.com/premier-league/chelsea-goalkeeper-will-leave-summer-admits-jose-mourinho-8760/



Football fans alike, who would you prefer to keep the goalie for chelsea this season and why?

:oHun

I will be updating this post regularly till God knows so relax and see what we about to offer so many people.

Many will thank us for what we are about to offer. I will be uploading pictures of what we have in stock now and keep all updated of our orders for quick placements as retailers rush to get them from us.

You can as well tell us what you will need so we include it in our subsequent orders/shipping all in wholesale prices directly from United Kingdom.

Another great News for all.

We deal in wholesale supply of varieties of baby diaries from Wipers, pampers Etc...

Also in Kellogs varieties...

COCO POPS 16 X 550G

CORNFLAKES 16 X 500G

FRUIT 'N FIBRE 20 X 500G

Like I said Earlier we sell at wholesale prices so you can't get these prices anywhere in Nigeria.

NB: Thread only for serious buyers.

How much can I fix Acer aspire 15.4" screen? New and used screen, let me know the prices. Thanks.

...hmmm

65k for s5?

Scary how it may sound but ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥A̶̲̥̅♏ trying to imagine how every one will be affected if Ebola is transmitted by Mosquitoes.

Let's hear your mind what you will do and how you will dress when going out.

With mobile devices like smartphones and tablets becoming an integral part of our life, even replacing the PC for some, the need for sufficient storage space has now become more critical than optional. This is further heightened by the increasing size of apps and games as developers want to utilize the high resolution, pixel packed displays of new mobile devices and the growing size of videos and pictures shot through high-resolution cameras of these devices.

Unfortunately, even though smartphone cameras are now capable of recording 4K videos, a number of premium smartphones do not include a slot for expanding storage.
Thanks to USB on-the-go, it’s easy to plug in conventional storage drives like pen drives. However, with the need for adapters and cables, the process is a bit cumbersome. To make it more seamless, storage solution companies have now introduced USB drives that feature a micro-USB port in addition to supporting USB on-the-go functionality. Storage solutions company Strontium offers on-the-go USB drives under its Nitro product line for tablets and smartphones that support USB-on-the-go functionality.

The drive sports a compact form factor and features a standard USB port (USB 2.0) on one end and a micro-USB port on the other to plug into mobile devices without the need for an additional cable.

The drive is available in 8, 16, 32 and 64GB storage capacities, with prices starting at Rs 490 and going up to Rs 3,000. The USB on-the-go drive offers write speed of up to 5MB per second and read speed of 15MB per second. One of the biggest advantages of USB on-the-go drive is that it can be used for expanding storage capacity of devices that don’t feature external storage slots.

However, as we mentioned, the mobile devices need to offer support for USB on-the-go function. So, its application is limited to Android devices and PCs, but not Windows Phone and iOS gadgets.

Windows Phone does not support USB on-the-go and iOS devices use a proprietary connector. In our use, the Strontium Nitro USB OTG drive worked as promised. We did not encounter any problems while transferring data from a PC to an Android phone and vice versa.

The only thing that bothered us was that the drive heats up after a brief period of use. The company informed this was due to the drive’s design. The temperature goes up to as much as 40-42 degrees, but would not damage the drive or the smart device. The company elaborated that the design of Strontium OTG was based on half-size CoB or micro CoB (Chip on Board), which causes the heating.

The heating effect was only noticeable when the product was used with an Android device and not a laptop or PC.

“We conducted a study on the heating effect with a Samsung smartphone and found that the phone’s unusual behaviour was responsible for the heating effect because even at the time when there was no operation in execution, the phone was still accessing the OTG which eventually heated it up,” a company spokesperson stated.

The drive’s metal casing was also responsible for the heating effect and the company is looking at other possible solutions to overcome the thermal effect, he added. Strontium is also working on a USB 3.0 version of the Nitro OTG drive.

http://www..ng/2014/08/05/introducing-usb-flash-drives-smartphones-see-photos/

Fellow Nairalanders,

First of all 'happy Eid il Fitr to everyone'

Have you ever sit back at any point in time to reason if truly it is right for you not to have a Will of your own? Or possibly you are too busy with hustling or feels writing a Will is a thing associated only with the old as we mostly are made to believe?

Writing a Will does not imply you are dying the next minute! No. Writing a will does not mean you have just signed a death warrant either! Not limited to any age, it is one of the easiest decisions to make for you and your family.  However, before you embark on it, here are a few things to note.

Get your will into written form

 You have a number of options when it comes to actually writing your will. You could go and see a local or you may seek an expert who is usually an attorney who produces your will.

Identify yourself

Do this using your name and current address. State clearly that you are of sound mental health and of contractual capacity. Without this important step, somebody who gets a raw deal in your will will be able to shoot down the will in court easily. Also make an explicit statement that you are revoking all other wills and codicils you may have executed before.

 The final total is…

According to www.myestate.com, determine roughly how much you are worth, if you die today. Compile a list of your assets. To efficiently write a will, you should have an inventory of all your possessions. Be sure to list everything from cash assets to any property that you own. Make a list of your family members and any other beneficiaries. These will be the people who are named in your will. If you want to leave any part of your assets to someone, name them in this list.

 Work out whom you want to leave things to

 Do not just think about your first choice; also think who you would like to leave things to, if your first choice person has died before you. You can say things like, “I wish to leave my whole estate to my wife but if she predeceases me, then I would like my whole estate divided equally between my children.” You can also leave percentages of the estate or fixed amounts of money to people.

 Think about appointing guardians

 If you have children that are still minors. You should have a first and second choice just in case the first choice is unable or unwilling to take on the responsibility at the time. Write a clear letter indicating which assets you want to leave to which beneficiaries. Make sure that your intentions are very transparent and lack any ambiguity. The clearer you can make your intentions, the better. Place your signature at the end of the letter.

 Appoint an executor

The Executor is the person who carries out your instructions and administers your estate after your death. Every country has rules over who can serve. In some, if the person is living in your state and over the age of 18, that will do but you obviously want a person who is honest, thrifty, prudent, and resourceful. Name an alternative executor to take over if your first choice dies, becomes incapacitated, or is unable or unwilling to serve.

 Write in a residuary clause

A Residuary clause takes everything that was not already disposed of and gives it to your “residuary beneficiaries.” Even after distributing 100 percent, you can say, “If there are any other assets remaining in my estate including, but not limited to real property, personal property, causes of action or any other assets, of whatsoever nature and wheresoever’s situate, I give, bequeath and devise such residue to (name the persons).” Be clear about whether your Executor should be paid and/or reimbursed for expenses. You may set the pay or just leave it as a “reasonable fee such as is ordinarily charged in the community for services of similar complexity and nature.”

 Make sure you sign correctly

 How you and your witnesses sign the will is a matter of state law and can affect its validity. Check on this but in all states, you will be fined if you sign the will in the presence of three witnesses and a notary public all of whom watch you sign and were present all at the same time and all of whom are unrelated to you and not beneficiaries or other persons with an interest in your estate. Your signature must come at the end of the will, preferably right after the last line of text. You should also initial each page.

 Store the will safely

 Your will does not get filed with the courts until after your death. Tell only your nominated executor where you keep it or place the will in a place that can be accessed. Tell your beneficiaries where this place is so that they will be able to retrieve your will. You may also wish to give the Executor a copy or second original.

Wishing you long life and prosperity! 

Credit.... http://www.punchng.com/spice/lifestyle-spice/write-a-will/

Lemme know if you change your mind.
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800k serious buyer.

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