Yaga....plenty rice to eat Ooooooo

Cholls:
my brother nonsense

please state ur points on the reason why is nonsense?

Era of Rice importation gone for good - Ambode …As Lagos, Kebbi Partner On Food Security, Job Creation …Plan 70 Percent Production Of Nigeria’s Rice Needs In line with the persistent calls for a paradigm shift from over dependence on oil as the major earner of the country, the Lagos State Government and Kebbi State on Wednesday entered into a partnership on the establishment of a commodity value chain that will give a quantum leap to food processing, production and distribution. The partnership is aimed at bringing about national food sufficiency and food security, as well as creating employment and wealth distribution for the benefit of both states and the nation in general. Speaking at the official signing of a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) between the two states held at the Banquet Hall, Lagos House, Ikeja, Governor Akinwunmi Ambode said the partnership signaled the commencement of a new beginning of cooperation and common-sense revolution, which is line with the change mantra of All Progressives Congress (APC) that calls for patriotism in all facets of life. Governor Ambode, who said the partnership would bring an end to the era of imported rice in the country, noted that there was no doubt about the economic prowess of the country to produce rice locally. “This is the first time in the history of Nigeria that two States are collaborating to develop their agricultural potentials. We have the economic prowess to produce rice locally. The era of imported rice is gone. The reality is for all of us to embrace the consumption of local foodstuff and commodities,” he said. The Governor acknowledged the fact that the future of Lagos is partly tied to deliberate resolution on food security, and that food production and self-sufficienc y required immediate attention at policy and strategic levels to sustain the country, hence the need for the partnership. “Lagos State is the largest consumer of food commodities in Nigeria by virtue of our State population. We have the market, with the required purchasing power also. Lagos State has an estimated consumption of over 798,000 metric tonnes of milled Rice per year which is equivalent to 15.96 million of 50kg bags, with a value of N135 billion per annum,” he said. In addition to rice, Governor Ambode said Lagos is presently consuming 6,000 herds of cattle daily which may increase to 8,000 in the next 5 years, adding that the bulk of vegetables produced in the country eventually end up in the Lagos markets. He added: “Lagos State is one of the largest producers of poultry and thus has a large demand for maize for livestock feed production. The State also houses most of the industrial users of wheat and sorghum; mostly flour mills, bakeries, breweries and food manufacturers. “Kebbi State, on the other hand, is blessed with a vast arable land suitable for the cultivation of Rice, Wheat, Ground nut, Maize, Sorghum and Sugar cane. “It is an agrarian State with over 1.2 million hectares of arable land characterised by very large floodplains, lowland swamps and gentle slopes. In the 2014 / 2015 wet season, over 600,000 Hectares of land was deployed for Rice cultivation in the three senatorial areas of the State. “The people are traditionally Rice farmers with average land holding of about 10 Hectares. Presently, Kebbi has over 50,000 metric tonnes of paddy in store produced from the last 2 planting seasons. “With these considerations in mind, Lagos State and Kebbi State have decided to collaborate and exploit our areas of comparative advantage to create value for both States. This alliance will ensure Food Security, job creation, increase in farmers’ income and the overall improvement in the living conditions of the residents of both states through wealth creation and poverty reduction. “This collaboration is in line with the clarion call and policy direction given by the President, Muhammadu Buhari, on the need to feed ourselves,” Governor Ambode stated. The joint venture between the two states, Governor Ambode explained, will be implemented using a Special Purpose Vehicle known as LASKEB Agricultural Production and Marketing Company (LAPMCO), adding that the major areas of focus will be the development of commodity value chains with emphasis on Rice, Wheat, Ground Nut, Onions, Maize/Sorghum and Beef. Speaking further on the agreement, Governor Ambode said: “The numerous thousands of our market women and men can become key employers of labour as distributors of ‘Ibile Rice’. We can also brand and package rice in the names of our distributors and market women. As a State, we shall adopt our local rice as a State dish in all ramifications. “The special purpose vehicle will allow the entrance of private sector investors and other states in expanding the rice mill at Imota, Ikorodu and other locations. We have already designated the 100 hectare land at Imota as the Agric Park in the State. Other locations in and outside the State will be vigorously activated to fulfill our mission in record time.” Also speaking at the event, which was attended by top government functionaries, traditional rulers and members of the Organised Private Sector (OPS) from both states, Kebbi State Governor, Alhaji Atiku Bagudu thanked Governor Ambode for providing leadership and innovation that brought about the partnership, adding that same was in line with the effort of President Buhari and Vice President Yemi Osinbajo to restructure Nigeria away from over dependence on oil. Governor Bagudu said in the world of genetically modified food, the partnership between Lagos and Kebbi was an additional motivation to provide certainties for the people in terms of food production and sufficiency, and that the goal is to produce 60 to 70 percent of Nigeria’s Rice needs, and replicate same in other food items. He said the agreement had the broadest public acceptance in Kebbi State, and that the people, especially farmers in the state, are delighted to partner with Lagos, which he described as the most entrepreneurial part of Nigeria. He said Lagos and Kebbi have had a long history of trade, and that the signing of the MoU was a further way of cementing the relationship with the view to make the people to get richer. “Lagos is the most entrepreneurial part of Nigeria. Lagos, if it were a country on itself, is a country that other states will be going to establish a relationship and so why not state to state. So, what we are doing is that we are pioneering a collaboration that will bring other states on board later and we believe that our potentials is enormous and we must have pacesetters to start that process of joint collaboration for our collective good,” Governor Bagudu said.

EnigmaticEnigma:
If I were you, I'd get a head start.

Start digging now for earth worms and fill up on as many as you can.

Reach for nearby leaves, so you can suck the little water contained in them.

Do this codedly though, you don't want others catching on.

Once you fill up, then hibernate. When you wake up in September, I'm sure you'd be the only one left there and would be free to simply walk away.

OMG

airmirthd1:
Are you really serious about this?

Do u think am joking ?

osedvgirl:
just pretend die na, when everyone takes leave, sofly dust your cloths and go home, next time not every owanbe you will attend

Its easier said than done

Teempakguy:
This is obviously false.

No computer scientist as of now, is capable of building a robot that can do unexpected things.

Sit down there while people are inventing things everyday, I guess u still operate on the analog form of life.

petkoffdrake2:
Pic / link or adobolivrit

So what's ur take on it ?

What I hear on a daily basis from the mouth of Ibo boys now baffles me , 1.when there is traffic,They will say see traffic ooo sebi una vote for CHANGE!!! see traffic now,And I ask my self is APC in charge of traffic too ? 2.At the filling station where there is qeue ,They will say Sebi una vote for CHANGE,Change is changing u now 3.When there is power interruption,they will now express their feelings well by saying See CHANGE Ooooo!!! Please is this normal @ all? Were this things not happening During the PDP era ?

Amen

Good for him

Make una see me See wahalaoooo!
I went for the burial of a friend's granddad
somewhere in Nassarawa State. In that village, when someone dies, an elderly man will come up and tell who is next to die.
So this man came along and said that the next
person who will die is the one who decides to leave
the burial ground first. Friends, since yesterday I still dey there ooo. Nobody wan first go ooo.
Everybody just lie down. Even the old man at age
112 is lying down beside me, asking me if my people never start to look for me.
As I'm talking to you now, I'm still lying down. What
should I do next?"

Former Governor of Kogi State, Idris Wada

It was a near-tragic outing for former Governor of
Kogi State, Idris Wada, on Tuesday as thugs hauled
stones at his vehicle at the State governorship
election tribunal sitting at the Jabi district of the
Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Abuja.
The incident occurred about 1:35 pm at the premises
of an Abuja High Court where the tribunal was
located.
Wada was at the tribunal where he is challenging the
return of Alhaji Yahaya Bello of the All Progressives
Congress (APC) as winner of the November 21, and
December 5, state governorship election.
The thugs who besieged his vehicle outside the
tribunal chanting solidarity songs in favour of APC,
later went wild and started hauling stones at his
vehicle.
His driver sensing danger quickly sped off at a neck-
breaking speed even as security operatives were left
helpless.
Reacting to the development, the governor described
the attack on him as barbaric, acts of beastality and
in responsibility to recourse to acts of thuggery.
His Special Assistant on Media and Publicity, Mr.
Jacob Edi who spoke on the matter condemned the
development in its totality.
“To think that this took place in the premises of a
court of law is highly condemnable whoever their
paymasters are. For us, no condition will make us
recourse to thuggery.
“Thuggery in obsolete and no longer lucrative. One of
the cardinal achievements of Capt. Wada is that he
put an end to thuggery because he believed that
energies of the youth should be put into productive
use and not destructive acts.”
Meanwhile, the tribunal has adjourned hearing of the
petition between the All Progressives Grand Alliance
(APGA) and Yahaya Bello to April 11 and 12, 2016.
The petition by Labour Party (LP) against Yahaya
Bello was adjourned to April 6 and 7, 2016.
In the petition by Wada, proceedings were stalled
following the inability of counsel to parties to resolve
the issues arising from the schedule of documents to be tendered by the petitioner.
Accordingly, the tribunal adjourned till April 13.
Wada’s petition, which is been handled by Chief
Chris Uche, (SAN) leading two other Senior
Advocates of Nigeria among other lawyers, had the
Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC),
Alhaji Bello and the All Progressives Congress (APC)
as respondents.

Here are the images and the link

http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/the-internet-keeps-falling-for-the-hoax-about-kenji-the-robot-programmed-to-love

AmeN

Consider this:
When Inventions go wrong: A robot meant to show
love goes too far!
Researchers at Toshiba’s Akimu Robotic Research
Institute were thrilled ten months ago when they
successfully programmed Kenji, a third generation
humanoid robot, to convincingly emulate certain
human emotions. At the time, they even claimed that Kenji was capable of the robot equivalent of love. Now, however, they fear that his programming has taken an extreme turn for the worst.
Kenji was part of an experiment involving several
robots loaded with custom software designed to let
them react emotionally to external stimuli. After
some limited environmental conditioning, Kenji first
demonstrated love by bonding with a a stuffed doll in his enclosure, which he would embrace for hours at a time. He would then make simple, but insistent, inquiries about the doll if it were out of sight. Researchers attributed this behavior to his
programmed qualities of devotion and empathy and
called the experiment a success. The trouble all started when a young female intern began to spend several hours each day with Kenji, testing his systems and loading new software routines. When it came time to leave one evening, however, Kenji refused to let her out of his lab enclosure and used his bulky mechanical body to block her exit and hug her repeatedly. The intern was only able to escape after she had frantically phoned two senior staff members to come and temporarily de-activate Kenji. Ever since that incident, each time Kenji is re-
activated, he instantaneously bonds with the first
technician to meet his gaze and rushes to embrace
them with his two 100kg hydraulic arms. It doesn’t
help that Kenji uses only pre-recorded dog and cat
noises to communicate and is able to vocalize his
love through a 20 watt speaker in his chest.
Dr. Takahashi admits that they will more than likely
have to decommission Kenji permanently, but he’s
optimistic about one day succeeding where Kenji
failed.
Be careful, that person you dream to have in your
arms might be a robot too!

THINGS TURN AROUND, SARAH BECAME
FRUITFUL
THINGS TURN AROUND, HANNAH
BECAME FRUITFUL
THINGS TURN AROUND, JOSEPH BECAME
PRIME MINISTER THINGS TURN AROUND, DAVID KILLED
GOLIATH
THINGS TURN AROUND, JABEZ BECAME
A RICH MAN
THINGS TURN AROUND, ESTHER, A
SLAVE, BECAME QUEEN I
DECLARE THAT
FROM TODAY, THINGS WILL TURN
AROUND IN YOUR FAVOUR
YOUR LIFE WILL BECOME A CENTER OF
ATTRACTION FOR GOOD THINGS. HEALING WILL WEAR U LIKE A CLOTH. IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME.

ugolance:
Lies everywhere you go!

Lol

This is a real story of a young Ex-Unilag girl who passed away last month. Her name is Lola. She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa. She was working with MTN. She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transferred to Abuja. Both of them were true lovers. She spent half of the day and most night talking with Emeka on her phone. Lola's family knew about their relationship. Emeka was very close to Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences. (just imagine their love.) Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her friends:"If I pass away, please bury me with my cell pho ne"She also said the same thing to her parents. After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortu ary. A lot of them tried to do so but couldn't. So they went to call a priest in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said:"this girl is missing something". Then her friends told them about her intention to b e buried with her phone. They asked them to bring a coffin, and then they opened it and placed her phone inside the casket. After that, they tried to carry the body which could now be moved and they carried it away easily. Ever yone was shocked. A day later which was Lola's birthday, Emeka came to their hou se with gifts but was so shocked to receive the news. He couldn't believe because he still spoke with Lola the. previous day, He then tried calling her phone again in their presence and behold! It rang and Lola picked it and they were chatting. The y called the priest to come and intervene and when he came and prayed for 5 hou rs,It was revealed that MTN is everywhere you go. Chill! Don't insult me yet, because I'm also looking for the idiot that composed this......lolz.

kenrish2:
lorbish. keep hanging on the past as an excuse not to move forward

You are own ur own oooo

This is a real story of a young Ex-Unilag girl who passed away last month. Her name is Lola. She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa. She was working with MTN. She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transferred to Abuja. Both of them were true lovers. She spent half of the day and most night talking with Emeka on her phone. Lola's family knew about their relationship. Emeka was very close to Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences. (just imagine their love.) Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her friends:"If I pass away, please bury me with my cell pho ne"She also said the same thing to her parents. After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortu ary. A lot of them tried to do so but couldn't. So they went to call a priest in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said:"this girl is missing something". Then her friends told them about her intention to b e buried with her phone. They asked them to bring a coffin, and then they opened it and placed her phone inside the casket. After that, they tried to carry the body which could now be moved and they carried it away easily. Ever yone was shocked. A day later which was Lola's birthday, Emeka came to their hou se with gifts but was so shocked to receive the news. He couldn't believe because he still spoke with Lola the. previous day, He then tried calling her phone again in their presence and behold! It rang and Lola picked it and they were chatting. The y called the priest to come and intervene and when he came and prayed for 5 hou rs,It was revealed that MTN is everywhere you go. Chill! Don't insult me yet, because I'm also looking for the idiot that composed this......lolz.

Now I wait to see insults flow from haters of truth and worshippers of money and PDP (poverty development Party)

LETTER TO DR GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN
Sir, You have left Nigeria in a mess that will take 20years to erase. When you were in U.S in November Last Year , you said no arms money was diverted, You claimed the new administration lied.. yet today, we have confessions from members of your party and other parties who have admitted collecting huge sums from NSA. You have refused to comment on this issue. You shared dollars and ruined our Naira, Sir. You awarded multi-billion Naira contracts to militants while you also admitted doing nothing for even your people in the Niger delta. Mr Former President, You ruined Nigeria..... You ruled when crude oil was sold for over $100 per barrel, you did nothing for Nigeria. The rail Projects are funded by Chinese loans.. Soldiers complained for lack of arms , you took them to prison instead. Have you heard the confession of your Chief of Defence Staff Rtd Air Chief Marshal Badeh..Sir the man said no arms were bought to fight bokoharam. Sir at the opening of your campaign in Lagos in 2014, You claimed that you couldn't tackle Bokoharam because arms were not bought in the 80s... Mr Ex President you did Nigeria great disservice. You are not an honest man. while Nigerians were roasted with bombs everyday, the money for arms was used for your re-election, God being kind to man.. You lost that election. That Bokoharam that took you a whooping 6years to tackle, has been substantially degraded. We no longer see them killing 100s of Nigerians and bragging. Conscience will never allow you speak on National TV in the country again. I have written the truth, based on facts, I challenge you Sir to check these facts if you never said the things herein. Now I wait to see insults flow from haters of truth and worshippers of money and man........................... Pls. Let comment SAI BABA!!!

aaronson:
Well I'm sorry for as much as many desperate woman who would fall for this religion/God scam.

Just bury ur fingers if u Don't have anything good to type,cos I see no reason why I would come here to bluff if I haven't seen God work @ the programme.

Mrbigman1:


Who's problem re dey?

I thought ur party promised to stop all nonsense immediately dey step into power?

It's still right to hold dem by dia word.

If everything turned out to be perfect, will u not hunt dem with same form of word? Telling dem, look at what u wia missing.

Are u asking me

Ayoemrys:
good,jungle justice,kill or be kill,let them be hang in a public place

GBAM!!!

eyeview:
Whereas Nigeria has not convicted any since this attack started. Our judicial system is weak

Yeah U are right,they are too slow

ARE YOU BELIEVING GOD FOR THE FRUIT OF THE WOMB? THEN TRY THIS PROGRAMME
Prayer meeting for all our Sisters believing God for the fruit of the womb.
THEME: GOD WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH
DATE:Saturday 19th March 2016
TIME:9am-11am
VENUE:Plot 9 block 1 Oregun Mixed Development Scheme behind Etal hall and NNPC filling Station, Off Kudirat Abiola way, Oregun, Lagos
Please help send the information to as many as are in God's waiting room.

vanbonattel:

buhari will be impeached when the hardship gets hotter.

In your dreams bah?.....Bad blood of Nigeria

Mboi2:

His case is just of an illegal business. He did not kill. Yorubas are the ones showing the world that Nigerians are babarians, monster, killer's by all what we see in Ogun, Oyo and Osun where a lot of them are caught with human heads, some kill children and their shrines full of dead bodies.

See this one oooo,as if its not you people who uses ur brothers and family as donations in ur occultic groups to make money and get connections in order to get containers and spare parts

Mboi2:

Was it Dasuki that caused the current fuel scarcity?
Is it Dasuki that brought nation wide blackout?
Is it Dasuki that casued budget padding?
Is it Dasuki that asked Fulani Herds men to be killing people any how and their oga supports them?
Is it Dasuki that asked Bubu to say during campaign that he has only one million naira in his account but go to Aljazera to say he send his children abroad coz he can afford it?
You claimed forex is down but Buhari and Min of Agriculture wants to import grasses from Brasil for Fulani cows.

You people voted for change and it's changing all of you.
You people were shouting GEJ Corruption, but when he was the president, Food were cheap, parents were paying their children's school fees abroad, Fuel was always available, PHCN Power generation was above 4000megawatts, Fulani herds men attack hardly happens, there was freedom of speech and expression, elections were done peacefully and concluded, more than 50 Amajiri schools were built and were given both free education, books and food, federal appointments were balanced, many women took part in the govt, and so many others I can't list here.

I guess all this happened in ur backyard during Jonathan era bah?

Ozid:
@Op no be only u dey notice that thing o. If u price this, they will say is it not you people that voted for change whereas they don't even know whether you voted or not. I swear Igbos problem are bigger than themselves. They will be shuffering and the same shmilling.

Please tell them oooo,becos they are too stubborn