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If am the guy,I will simply accept it in good fate and wrap bread and beans and name it BB porch for her during her birthday.

I bought one of the Zinox Z mobile tab 10.1 but the touch pad is broken currently and I have searched IKEJA for it but nobody has it in their store,pls where can I get the parts?

During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.” Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!” This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do! When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.” The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!” This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.” This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job. The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!” This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!”
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks! So who are the real robbers here?

Godgay:
which record,am NOT a PDP fan,it was not a new York ride with them,but at least our expectancy was low,should name the things that has enter Nigeria in the last 16 years?but buhari came with his jagoons promising kingdom of god,yet the suffering is 2^10,and this son of a b*tch don't want me to criticize the government, even the past government was scrutinize but these zom**is want us to smile and suffer.

I wonder why u people just feel or believe this guy will come and take away ur nightmare in just 1year when we know so many forces like the judiciary is not helping matter in making those idiot who stole our yams to vomit it

Godgay:
oga shut up,brain dead zomb**,when will this billshit excuse end?,if you get mind go fuel station go talk this thing.

U are just an animal with fish brain,then go to the records too and see for UrseLf .

LET US REASON TOGETHER: Talking about 16 years of PDP Vs 9 months of APC. *How PDP ruined Nigeria. 1. PDP met a bag of rice at less than N2500 in 1999 but left it at N11,000 in 2015 when they left power. 2. PDP met the Dollar at N60 when they came in 1999 but left it at N220 in 2015 when they were leaving. 3. PDP met petrol pump price at N11 when they came in 1999 but left it at N87 when they were leaving in 2015. 4. PDP met a bag of cement at less than N400 but left it at N2000 while they were leaving in 2015. 5. PDP met a tin of milk at N15 in 1999 but left it at N130 when they left in 2015. 6. PDP met only OPC in 1999 but left us with Niger Delta militancy, MASSOB, IPOB, BAKASSI, and Boko Haram as at when they left in 2015. 7. PDP was ushered in with a free and fair election in 1999 by the military but dey left us with b-box snatching, rice sharing for campaigns, & political killing. 8. Life expectancy for Nigeria was 65 years when PDP came in 1999 but PDP left it at 42 years in 2015. Correct Me If I'm Wrong

ade2003:
200/ litre in ilorin and I had to queue for three hours!!!!!

Yours is abit better,cos I spend 5hours plus Agbero dictating the car that goes in to the filling station or not

yarimo:
Here in daura it Is 86 Naira no queue

Wow......guess that area is not populated?

IsaacBuchi:
No light, No fuel, No water .... APC there is God o!

Hmmmmmmmmmm

I bought fuel for #250 per liter@fagba yesterday!!
Please add yours!!

The Federal Government will not give 5k to anybody for doing nothing. Great. Now what if we suggested that using the BVN, N2million be put in every Verified Account Number? For an estimated population of 170 million, this is less than N4 Trillion. •Will it remove Okada Riders from the highway? •Will it stop kidnappings? •Will it curb crimes? •Will it boost SMEs? •Will it enhance Productivity? •Will it remove the dependency syndrome? •Will erase poverty? •Will it reverse rural urban migration or aggravate it? •What negative effect(s) if any will this device create? •Should conditions be attached to the money? •Should this idea be debated in the House of Rep? •Should there be mentors/funds managers associated with the idea if it becomes a national policy? •Would the CBN be able to handle the strategy? •Would this not be the best welfare policy on the planet if well managed/articulated?

Zenlife:
Oh well... What if what she says has an element of truth i.e. ''...Adeboye is a murderer''?
Worthy of investigation... Moreso for what he is.

I know advanced nations will check out such allegation and won't be carried away with sentiments like the posts before mine.

But hey this is your Nigeria where practical reasoning and rationality takes a back seat to religious sentiments.

Irrespective of who says it, whether liked or not, It is a very serious capital allegation/ accusation for murder folks, worthy of investigation by the law!

What is this one saying?are u blind Ni??why didn't she provide the evidence during the interview or can't u read the part where she said she went after him becos of what he preached and that's the reason for her stupid public stunt?

This is to tell u that Kemi listens to daddy adeboye messages believing that she could be saved but along the line,she discovered the bitter truth in one of the messages and u all know how it feels when ur pastor preaches exactly what u are doing when no one sees U as if he was there.So just let her be ,her conscience will hunt her for the rest if her life

olutunde12:
So, if he is fighting this and that whyis the country in disarray under him? Are you sure they are not stealing now? How is the so called fight of buhari diffrent from obasanjo own?

What are u implying?

Wailing wailers won't stop insulting sha .....Amechi has spoken let the Wikes rats at home inform the ones in the bush .

cashreport:

Broken the Nairaland rule
Misleading topic does not reflect the content
Thread close

I think u need glasses and a slap to reset ur memory

oloriooko:
What is this one saying sef?

see question oooo!!?

kenrish2:
we appreciate wat he is doing bt what we dnt appreciate is that he is been selective' he is just taking the fight against the opposition party that just the bitter truth

But we both know that it was the same opposition party that has held unto power for the past 16years and no one dared to question them until PMB became the president,and I think he is on the right path

It was the typical Wike, twisting, butchering and turning the truth upside down; and in most cases telling outright deceptive lies in his failed bid to denigrate, tarnish and rubbish the towering image, person and laudable, landmark achievements of his predecessor and now Minister of Transportation, Rt. Hon. Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi. “Most troubling, was Wike’s propensity, without any qualms whatsoever, to play politics with the safety and security of the lives of Rivers people. This is indeed most worrisome. “It is no secret that Wike plays politics with development, the welfare and well-being of Rivers people. But no government should play politics with the safety and security of its citizens like Wike is sadly and shamelessly doing. “Governor Wike claimed that the brutal political killings and murder of the All Progressives Congress (APC) members and other hapless citizens in the State are cult related or a result of cult clashes. What cult wars is he talking about? “Since he claimed to have security reports, we challenge Wike to tell Rivers people the cult group that Franklin Obi, the APC Ward chairman in Omoku, belongs to, that led to his being gruesomely beheaded and butchered, alongside his pregnant wife and teenage son. “Or did Franklin suddenly become a cult member because he had the guts and courage to host a resoundingly successful ward meeting of APC faithful in the same ward as Wike’s Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) State chairman, Felix Obuah, just a few days to the re-run elections? “We challenge Wike to tell us the cult groups and the cult wars that led to the killing of the innocent youth corper, Chukwudumeibi Okonta, on the re-run Election Day? Was the Youth Corper a cultist or victim of cult wars or yet another victim of politically motivated killings in Rivers State? “Wike must tell Rivers people the cult wars that led to the brutal murder of hundreds of Rivers people since the so-called election that made him governor, and the cult groups that all those that have been murdered, belong to. Wike’s cult wars/ cultists claim is akin to insulting and spitting on the graves and memories of all those murdered and their families. “With pity, we watched as Wike tried to compare the political killing of the late Okonta and INEC adhoc staff on the rerun election day in Rivers State to the fire accident that occurred at the home of the INEC Resident Electoral Commissioner in Kano State days after the elections of 2015. How pathetic. Even for Wike, this is a new low. “On the Rivers Monorail project, Governor Wike said that he will not touch Amaechi’s monorail and that the entire state has told him not to continue with the project. Can someone please tell Wike that the monorail belongs to Rivers State and it’s not Amaechi’s private monorail? Pray, Governor Wike, which Rivers people told you not to touch the monorail project? Is it the same Rivers people that have consistently praised the project and see it as a catalyst to jump-start the local economy and place the state at the forefront of transport infrastructural development in Africa? Or is Wike aggregating the jaundiced views of the coterie of court-jesters that hang around him daily, as the opinion of the entire people of the State? It is sad, very sad that Wike has elected to play politics with this laudable project that was almost completed before Amaechi left office. “Governor Wike also described several ongoing projects in the State when Amaechi left office as ‘abandoned projects’ that he claimed to have completed or about to complete. He specifically mentioned the Ogoni-Andoni-Opobo Unity road that connects the Island of Opobo to Andoni and the rest of the State. What a shameless lie! This project was ongoing and was almost completed as at May 29, 2015. “May we also remind Wike that the Eagle Island- Diobu road that he once claimed to have been abandoned was 90 percent completed with just the final course of coal tar remaining as at when he succeeded Amaechi. “It’s repudiating that Wike would even attempt to rubbish and destroy the laudable projects and achievements Amaechi made in the health and educational sectors as governor. Shamefully, what has happened in the past months since Wike became governor is that Wike has neglected the model schools and health facilities built by Amaechi and have allowed them to rot away, taken over by weeds and grasses, in tandem with his policy of not wanting to touch Amaechi’s projects or build on Amaechi’s enduring legacies. Governor Wike, these projects belong to Rivers State and its people, not Amaechi.

Who Is Marketing Buhari's Revolution

Do you now know why some people were dead scared of having the lanky general anywhere near Aso Rock?
They were right! Those who warned that Nigeria’s
prisons would be overflowing if Muhammadu Buhari
became president have had their prophesy come
true.
Have you noticed that Kudje Prison near Abuja has
become the nation’s new Government Reservation
Area? It looks like if you have not taken residence for some time in Kudje, you have not really been a big man in Nigeria. Time was when Nigeria’s big boys congregated at Transcorp Hilton or ‘the Villa’, now they get together at EFCC or Kudje.
Buhari has proved what a lot of people suspected.
Much of the glittering houses that you see in
Maitama and Banana Island or the shiny cars you see on our streets are not products of hard work or
creative thinking. They are monuments to madness; the frightening daylight robbery of a people’s today and tomorrow.
All you need to do to understand the hollowness of
the big money that a lot of Nigerians throw about is
to ask yourself a few questions: where are their
investments? Where are their manufacturing plants?
Where is their unique commercial enterprise? Where is that exceptional invention? Nine times out of ten you will find that all that glitters is not gold. The more you look, the less you see.
In the last nine months, Nigerians have been treated to a comedy of the bizarre. Each time you think you have heard the most confounding story of greed and avarice, there comes some more: huge amounts of smelly cash hidden in a soak away pit; trusted generals of the people’s army pocketing the salaries of dead and ghost soldiers in billions.
I was in fact present at the Federal High Court in
Abuja recently and listened to the testimony of a
young woman as to how an ex-Governor who was in
court scammed the people he swore with the Bible to protect. After two hours of listening to the lady, I had headache and had to go and look for some Panadol.
Anyone who tells you that what Buhari is doing is not important is mad. I do not care whether you are PDP, APC, ABC or XYZ, I do not know how our children are supposed to have a future if this brazen rape of our commonwealth is allowed to continue.
Who else in Nigeria do you know who has the guts to take on this bunch that has become drunk and
blinded by the zillions in stolen cash? Not even the
reputedly fearless Obasanjo! Who else could have
taken on the army Generals who sent out our young
boys empty handed on a suicide mission to go and
fight Boko Haram while they were busy buying up
choice mansions in Dubai and elsewhere?
I however worry that a lot of people who wish our
president well and genuinely want him to succeed
are finding it difficult to explain the unending fuel
supply crisis, the erratic power supply, the foreign
exchange debacle and the unquestionable hardship
in the land. A hungry man is an angry man and it
does not make it easier for him if he is repeatedly
being asked, ‘how is change working for you?’
I worry that there is very inadequate communication to the Nigerian people of the struggle that our President is faced with, the challenges of the sudden drop in oil price and the battle to turn around this massive ship headed for the rocks.
Let the truth be told – our President is on the quiet
side. He is not the talking kind. I suspect that he is
the kind that would think that people will see his
heart and know that he means well and is doing his
best. I am not sure that it works that way.
How many times a day do you see one government
official in some country come on CNN or Sky or Fox
News to brief you on a shooting that has just taken
place or an accident that has just happened or a
hurricane that is approaching or some power line
that has resulted in a one hour power outage? And
they will keep giving you updates because a good
government belongs to the people.
This is the age of Facebook, WhatsApp, Twitter,
Instagram and numerous social media platforms.
These days, news flies around pretty fast – the good, the bad and the ugly. There is a 24 hour a day
struggle for the minds of the people. Minds are
fertile. If you don’t plant good things there, evil will
sprout.
I am convinced that our President needs help from
his many assistants to market the Buhari revolution.
I am convinced that every Minister, Permanent
Secretary, Director – General, Police Commissioner,
DPO ought to know that it is a new day and that
communicating to the people you serve is an
essential part of everybody’s job.
For many weeks, I was not quite sure what was
responsible for the unending fuel supply crisis that
threatened to shut down the entire country. I waited
and waited and got very confused and frustrated.
Then I saw a Press Release from the Minister of
Information, Alhaji Lai Mohammed. I do not know
how many people saw it. To tell you the truth, I
expected much more.
There is no question that Lai Mohammed is probably the most accomplished spokesperson of an opposition party in Nigeria’s political history. Being in opposition and running the government are however two different things. Besides, Lai Mohammed is now Minister of Information & Culture with the responsibility to supervise diverse government agencies. Except he is a magician, his hands must be very full.
I do not want Buhari to fail. I cannot imagine the
failure of the Buhari revolution. Europe is in big
trouble because of the refugee crisis resulting from
the Syrian war. Imagine 170 million Nigerians joining the exodus. Unthinkable!

panini:
So Kenji the robot developed konji. Kenji na bas.... you know!

panini:
So Kenji the robot developed konji. Kenji na bas.... you know!

U said so ooo

Wailing wailers won't see anything good in this

amaechi1:
To them as long as it not PDP government, it is nonsense. It don't think he has recovered from PDP loss.

#GBAM

chinchum:
Are you sure you know what constitutes mainland in lagos? Some people just spew jargons so easily without giving it second thought.

How,please explain make we hear.......this is getting interesting

Kyase:
Trouble sleep you wan go wake am abi?

LWKMD

Kyase:
Trouble sleep you wan go wake am abi?

LWKMD

Driver’s licensing: Lagos calls for collaborative efforts
of stakeholders
The General Manager of the Lagos State Motor
Vehicle Administration Agency (MVAA), Mr. Lateef
Lawal has called on all stakeholders to collaborate in
a bid to improve service delivery and administration
of vehicle licensing in the State.
Lawal, who made the call at a meeting with
stakeholders, said there is the need for adequate
training of persons applying for driving license in
order to reduce accidents on the roads, imploring the
Association of Driving Instructors and the Lagos State
Drivers Institute to ensure that intended drivers
acquire adequate driving skills before certification.
While decrying the existing practice of issuance of
fake driver’s license and car documents, Lawal noted that a renewed collaborative effort amongst the various agencies and stakeholders will substantially reduce road accidents. On his part, the Deputy Corps Marshal, Mr. Ademola Lawal welcomed the call for better collaboration and
reiterated the FRSC determination to help all states
in the Federation to fast track the issuance of driver’s License within a minimum time frame.
He noted that the efforts of MVAA in curtailing the
activities of touts who issue fake driver’s license and other documents to unsuspecting members of the public is yielding positive results.
The Deputy Corps Marshal however used the
occasion to advise motorists to always use their seat belts and drive within the speed limit, stressing that it is essential that motorists undergo proper driving lessons before driving on the roads.
The representative of the Association of Driving
Instructors of Nigeria, Mr. Oluwatunmise called on
the State Government to help standardize and
harmonize all the driving schools as well as ensure
that the State Driving Institute re-train commercial
drivers and other motorists who are caught for traffic offences.
The General Manager then directed the Association
to come up with friendly television and radio
advertisements to enlighten the populace on the
dangers of over-speeding and the need for proper
driving lesson.
Stakeholders present at the meeting include the
Deputy Corps Marshal (Training, Standardization and Certification), Mr. Ademola Kab Lawal, Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC), the Vehicle Inspection Service (VIS), Head of Operations 2, Engr. A. O Adebayo, the Acting Chief Executive Officer of the Lagos State Driver’s Institute, (LASDRI) Mrs. Afisat Tiamiuyu and members of the Association of Driving Instructors of Nigeria.

Standing5:
He should realize that his IGR will be affected negatively and therefore take honest and whole hearted steps to be part of the local production. Don't think you can tax the people forever. Lagos is saturated already and may reject more tax.

Do you know who Ambode was and the office he occupied before becoming Lagos state governor ?I guess u should do ur proper research before jumping into this conclusion.

Everyone has refuse to go away ooo

Move this Topic to Front Page please.......

912:
He clearly doesn't have any reason for saying so. He is just programmed to criticize anything he sees. Programmed for negativity = choll

That means he is an agent of doom

doctokwus:
Ambode started poorly but has steadily and surely started doing a lot of good things and setting the standard in many áreas.
He may well turnout to be a better governor than Tinubu or Fashola.

You are very correct