₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,226 members, 8,510,777 topics. Date: Saturday, 31 October 2026 at 04:15 AM

Toggle theme

Lanruze's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Lanruze's Profile › Lanruze's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 70 pages)

Politics › Re: Tinubu's Brand-new Campaign Vehicles Spark Questions Over Spending Priorities by Lanruze:
This Video is one of the most provocative videos I have seen from the PBAT Administration.

Nigeria is currently enjoying one of the longest Oil Boom in over 40 years i.e since February 2026-till date, Nigeria has earned almost 40% above budgeted benchmark.

Under the Obj & Goodluck era especially during the invasion of Iraq by the US around 2010, Nigeria had an excess crude account with over $20B from differentials in Budgeted amount and Crude oil receipts.

PBAT Administration has enjoyed excess crude for nine (9) months with nothing to show except election items and a bloated FX reserve.
Politics › Re: The Moment Peter Obi And Kwankwaso Arrived Sokoto (Video) by Lanruze:
I have closely watched your comments, shenanigans, jabs and bile towards a candidate/ person that doesn't even give a hoot about you.

Note, no matter how well you have been commissioned, no matter how articulate & skillful your are in typing falsehood, know that there are smart Nigerians who knows your ultimate goal.

Enjoy the ride while it lasts.






[quote author=Richtaiwo post=140770438]Maybe start by changing the tired "rhetoric" about what Peter Obi will supposedly do if he ever wakes up from his political fantasy and wins. [/quote
Romance › Re: My Sister Is Tired Of Being Single, Please Come And Marry Her Lady Begs Men by Lanruze: 9:31pm On Sep 28
Let me ask you a very straightforward question.

When your dad married your Mum was she a virgin ?







Lalami3232:
grin
From my experience with desperate women/some single mothers eeh, they're so so vulnerable and easy to chop. And the moment we sense you're desperate, you get our curvy and brutal gbola rather than our hearts.
I have a big issue with this video. My issue is, if all these nonvirgins get married and stay off the street, who we go us dey hold body and cure conji? Make una dey careful about getting married na, nonvirgins.
That been said, let's get to the video. Now you say your sister na wife material, we the "elite but not ready bachelors" have some questions to ask her:
1. What would be our benefit if we marry her?
2. What's she giving us that we can't get ourselves?
3. Is she a virgin? We can't eat leftovers na. Kings are meant to eat like lions not vultures
4. How industrious ans productive is she? This number 4 question should be answered with proof and not mere words.
That been said, it's time I advise the "Mr save a desperate woman", oga if you marry one of these kinds of women, go for DNA test and thank me later.


What do I even know sef!!!!
Politics › Re: Peter Obi The "Greatest Liar" Misled Me That He Left No Debts - Kenneth Okonkwo by Lanruze: 6:42pm On Sep 28
I am beginning to think there is a sinister move by some Igbo Politicians to use cognitive dissonance on the electorate.

Left to me this negative talk and name calling of H.E Peter Obi is actually a very subtle free PR, Advertising and Marketing for him.

Most state Governors have increased their advert rates and billboard fees especially those for political campaign and Umahi, Soludo, Onanuga and now Kenneth Okwonkwo have been re-inforcing Top-of-Mind-Awarness (TOMA) for the name PO.

Over 100 opinion polls have been conducted virtually and physically across the Southern states and Middle Belt and PO has consistently done a weighted score above 60%. Without campaigns, without bribe, without incentives but pure organic love.

May the better candidate win '27 Presidential Elections.
Phones › Re: Why Is Apple Inc Manufacturing Phones Every Year? by Lanruze: 7:05am On Sep 28
Simple.

Any organization with long term goals will do same.

50years - 100 years goal.

Also for changing consumer styles and taste.
Politics › Re: Tinubu To Return To Lagos From Working Vacation On Sunday - TheCable by Lanruze:
I find something intriguing about PBATs adherent and fanatic supporters.

1, Nigeria signed one of the most consequential, debatable and controversial "agreement" in the recorded history of the country feeding our raw earth minerals to the United States for a super-humongous rate of $700B i.e at N980 trillion and the C-in-C of the country wasn't physically present !

2, The President hurriedly put together a face-saving "Agreement" with DP Infrastructure on the construction of a Deep Sea Port in Ogun state almost 1/10 the size of the contract signed in the US on our minerals.

3, President Tinubu should provide the National Assembly approval for attempting such a very debatable and consequential initiative even in his physical absence as the Head of Government and CEO of the Country - Nigeria.

4, Dangote Refinery Petrochemical compared to this contract is worth a paltry $35B and the whole FEC, House of Representatives and Judiciary were present during it's launch and commissioning not to talk of this.
Family › Re: Lonely Chinese Men Turn To Africa For Wives, But Many Get Scammed Instead by Lanruze: 11:44am On Sep 26
You can go ahead and give your daughters to the Chinese.

Many relationships will break as a result of the woman not being satisfied & the Chinese Man will be an easy fit.

See your face.

Ojutana kó







Ojuntana:
See them. What has your gbola size given the world apart from poverty, wars and diseases
Have you thought about the advantages of interracial marriage with a society there's sitting top of the food chain?
Some of the offspring of those marriages will even come back and settle in Africa.
But no let's worry about dick size and smell of garlic as if iru and okpehe does not smell
Continue you hia
Family › Re: Lonely Chinese Men Turn To Africa For Wives, But Many Get Scammed Instead by Lanruze: 7:06am On Sep 26
Hope you have seen the genitals of an average Chinese Man ?

Compare it to a black man's gbola@ then know why an average woman can't stay. You wouldn't advice your sister or daughter to stay ?

Most women want it hard and sizable too not just a little joystick.

Secondly, Chinese and Indians consume a lot of hard raw Garlic. The smell of the item can take anybody out.

Lastly, poverty has damaged Nigerian Women's mind and all we hear is Money! Money!
Politics › Re: 2027: Atiku names detained El-Rufai deputy chairman of ADC campaign council by Lanruze:
This is both a Machiavellian & Strategic move.

Nasir El-rufai's electoral value will be tested in absentia in the North by January 2027.

Atiku got the right advice and signals from his Core Muslim Northern adherents.

Northerners are not like the Igbos who do in-fighting and outdo each other,

The Muslim North has one voice and it was exhibited during the Buhari era where he could ganer a predictable 12m votes from the Core Northern Muslim community.

Atiku made a deliberate, planned and conscious move against the APC.
Business › Re: How Cardoso Rewired Nigeria’s Monetary Architecture In Three Year by Lanruze: 7:29am On Sep 25
The simple Public finanace & macroeconometric tool he used is the Trinity Model.
.

One of the models is a combination of choices from the interest rates to inflation rates and the FX rates calibration.

It's not a very fantastic "Magical" model. It has been in use for a while but re-inforced by his regime.
Politics › Re: Atiku Names Akobundu PCC DG, Nasir El-rufai, Dele Momodu Makes List by Lanruze:
I knew Atiku would play the El-rufai card boldly.

You see, the die-hard fundamentalist Fulani people have still not forgiven PBAT on the detention of Mallam Nasir El-rufai.

When Senator Fadahunsi made same statement about the kpaing of Accord party stalwarts during the last Osun Gubernatorial Elections they expected same action on Mallam Nasir El-rufai on Senator Fadahunsi.

Atiku and Peter Obi should bury their egos and work together.

Most Facebook online polls that have been surveyed with predominance of Northerners shows an overwhelming support for Alhaji Atiku Abubakar whilst in the surveys conducted on Facebook with predominance of followers in the South excluding S/W shows a significant voting bloc to PO.

Only the combination can win PBAT for now.
Politics › Re: VeryDarkMan Calls For Igbo Presidency In 2027 (Video) by Lanruze:
I personally have issues with POs elocution, articulation and firmness at National leadership level.

However, amongst all the contestants in the Presidential Elections in '27, his records and credentials are the cleanest and most untainted.

Nigeria needs an accepted reputation standard in front of the Globe and it starts from the head.

Integrity is a currency and attracts FDIs translating into economic growth & prosperity.

According to Robert Greene, Author of "48 Laws of Power" quoted one of laws thus ; Your integrity is everything guard it with your life!.

Peter Obi will be bringing Integrity to the table, Integrity is a currency on the global stage.

Ask Mandela, Pope, Mother Theresa, Kim John Hun etc.
Politics › Re: "Tinubu Is Hiding Because He Is Avoiding Arrest" - Kenneth Okonkwo (Video) by Lanruze: 10:21am On Sep 24
This author of this piece should carefully proof read what he posted and ask himself in good conscience if it makes sense to the writer himself.

If this lots are who we see in Nigeria, then there is an issue.










franchasng:
Peter Obi self no go fit enter Japan, na today? Obi no go be President, Soludo self don expose am, e no concern me na. Aisha Yesufu de follow am, make she self try enter Jamaica see wetin go sup. Alaye forget that thing, na 4 + 4, even if Baba decide make e no come back Naija again self we go vote am, na today Naija spoil na we go fix am? Buhari print money Una no catch am, abeg leave that thing jareh, wetin concern me and Israel, free visa I no fit visit South Africa, laye, instead self I go de okay for Dominican nothing de happen. Abi who no de carry drug? Trump self no de carry drug? Abi make I burst una bubble? To carry drug easy? Na for jaxxi men na, Baba na strong man if e easy enter Thailand come back, ah wetin self.


Peter Obi should step down jareh, Tinubu don win, whether him work or not na 4 + 4, Kanu no de for prison? Wetin self. Na why I like Igboho be that e no send anybody Papa, if I lie ask Tompolo wetin him eye see, them no de telli person na, Obi ko Obi ni shocked shocked
Politics › Re: FG To Engage 4000 Influencers To Showcase Tinubu's Projects - Umahi by Lanruze: 5:21pm On Sep 23
This particular minister has moved from over-hyping uncompleted projects to De-marketing the President.

I suggest all rhetorics of APC is tampered down a bit.

Umahi's overzealousness on the SE voting PBAT is becoming comical.
Politics › Re: UNGA: Tinubu Will Sit Beside Trump In New York (cartoon By Business Day) by Lanruze:
If PBAT and his handlers have shame ( which I doubt), he should silently enter the country without pomp and pagentry and keep low for 2 weeks.

PBAT's past hunted him in UNGA '26 disgracefully.

A LG councillor shouldn't be disgraced in that fashion and the unfortunate issue is that it happened in the glare of the entire world i.e over 6 Billion people globally.

Tinubu has lost the moral justification to issue any hard order to his subordinates because within them they know his very dirty past.

A whole C-in-C is ashamed to resume work from leave and couldn't join his other global colleagues in a high-level global rendezvous where the biggest FDI stakes are initiated.

This is unprecedented in Nigerian recorded history.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Africa’s 3 Biggest Economies Attend UNGA 2026 Without Their Presidents by Lanruze: 3:48pm On Sep 23
its quite shameful, distasteful and pure incomprehensible why a full adult of above 30+ and a function@l brain will type this.





quote author=Richtaiwo post=140724845]Unintelligent mobs are saying Tinubu has killed Nigeria for sending his vice to represent Nigeria. I still don't know why they haven't called Trump to come to their aid.

Funny, if Tinubu had attended in person, same mobs would still have it was not necessary for Tinubu to "waste" tax payer's money.

This is what happens when people practically roam the streets like lunatics all because of hate. Though, that won't change Tinubu's re-election.[/quote]
Celebrities › Re: Kwam 1 Settles NURTW Bosses MC Oluomo, Sego’s Long Rift by Lanruze: 8:00am On Sep 23
I am a proper Lagos boi and street wise too.

I watched the "so called reconciliation" move by KWAM 1 on YouTube yesterday and gives a smack of photo ops rather than genuie reconciliation.

Those dudes are dangerous and very fetish.

Very hard to forgive each other as the beef needs more than recorded optics to resolve.

The LASG Government has intervened on two occasions amounting to nothing.

The reconciliation meeting is probably for the upcoming elections to ensure there is no cross fighting and mutual interest are agreed.

Unserious lots.
Politics › Re: Hardship: Civil Servants Write Tinubu, Demand N500 Pump Price, Wage Award by Lanruze:
Dear PBAT,

The Nigerian worker is the fifth (5th) least renumerated in whole world.

Nigerian workers on Minimum wage of N70k ($53), other poorly paid countries are Guinea, Zimbabwe, Ghana, Iran and Chad.

Nigeria has one of the most toothless and ineffective Labour Union Movement.

Taiwo Oyedele before assuming the office of Minister of Finance & Coordinated Minister of the Economy suggested that with a daily calculation of three square meal with a quality meal, the "Living Wage" should be around N250k-N300k monthly.

Minimum wage in the US is an average of a $15 per hour which is converted to N1.5m monthly, in the CFA regions it's over N300k per month.

People have never been this poor & wretched since the Amalgamation of the Northern and Southern Protectorate colonies to Nigeria.

I blame the compromised NLC President who was promised N250k by the FG when full subsidy removal is executed after negotiations.
Politics › Re: El-Rufai’s ₦1 Billion Suit: AGF Urges Court To Dismiss Case by Lanruze: 10:35am On Sep 22
Dear AGF,

It's too late, the damage has been done and the Nothern Muslim establishment into the caliphate may have taken its decision.

Nasir El-rufai and Isa Pantanmi in the core muslim North signify the mordern face of educated Muslim scholars in the entire Muslim North.

Mallam Nasir El-rufai was the person who single handedly convinced Pres. Muhammed Buhari to take the last shot at Presidency which eventually led to the formation of the APC from the aggregation of CPC, ACN,nPDP & APGA.

El-rufai also fought the Northern establishment to rotate the Presidency to southern Nigeria including sueing Godwin Emefiele & Abubakar Malami on behalf of APC.

His only reward was a detention, humiliation and accusation of being an enabler to vi@lenç£ in Kaduna.

Let the APC enjoy the monitised ride, most Nigerians have taken a position.
Christianity Etc › Re: Go To The Police, Court Or Shut Up — Tobi Adegboyega Fires Back At Critics by Lanruze: 7:43am On Sep 22
This one called Tobi too is talking.

I am sure they are building a rock solid and water tight case against him.

Aza man, what his new found relationship with Peller who is alleged to be number 1 TikTok gift receiver.

Abi him dey whine himself.
Investment › Re: NGX Market Cap Hits ₦162 Trillion For The First Time Ever by Lanruze: 10:32am On Sep 19
Respectfully, can you point out what you know ?

And if not can you politely keep mute.

Google search: The commissioning of Dangote Petrochemical Plant under Buhari and listen to the keynote speech by Dangote.



ElSudani:
Don't talk about what you don't know.
Investment › Re: NGX Market Cap Hits ₦162 Trillion For The First Time Ever by Lanruze:
When Godwin Emefiele, Afrexim Bank, AFDB under the watch of Dr. Akinwunmi Adesina and a syndicate of Nigerian Tier 1 Banks pooled funds to support the Dangote Petrochemical Plant Dream, these were some of its Justification.

Aliko Dangote has single handedly through the listing and IPO offer of his Refinery & Petrochemical Plant made the most consequential impact on the Nigerian Stock Exchange.

However, I find it amusing that Aliko Dangote fails to give credit to Godwin Emefiele publicly.
.
Dangote would have spent over 80% additional FX rate if the CBN hadn't deliberately subsided the dollars for this specific purpose.

Congratulations to the NGX and congratulations to Nigerians, Wealth has been democraticised finally.
Politics › Re: NASS Transmits State Police Bill To 36 State Assemblies For Approval by Lanruze: 7:33am On Sep 19
You are more than funny too my brother.

PBAT had Three years and Four Months (3 years & 4 Months) to execute this laudable policy intiative.

PBAT and his handlers chose to execute it when its four (4) months to a potentially consequential Presidential election through state governors that are all in bed with them.

Why not mid-term ? Why not like the PIA which was initiated by Buhari and executed by PBAT.

Iru-èkun has commenced in the S/W, let each region draw coordinated security initiatives.

State Police should be after the elections.








[quote author=Femancy34 post=140681391][/quote]
Politics › Re: NASS Transmits State Police Bill To 36 State Assemblies For Approval by Lanruze: 10:43pm On Sep 18
Comon kwayet there !


.
simpleseyi:
,
Yes, since it us only negativity that your brain thinks
Politics › Re: Tinubu won't attend the 81st UNGA in New York - Sahara Reporters by Lanruze:
President Bola Ahmed Tinubu took the wisest decision if he truly is not attending UNGA.

Donald Trump by now would have requested exclusively for PBATs DEA/FBI files and would have weighed the enormity of the content of the case.

Trump is noted to have a personal disgust and disdain for Alcohol & Drugs.

Donald Trump's doesn't drink &smoke because he lost his most respected mentor (His brother) early in life to indulgence in Alcohol & Smoking.

Even if PBAT isn't arrested, Trump may publicly embarrass him. Trump remains the most unpredictable American President.

President Trump is the first ever American President to call the bluff of it's Allies including calling out Pres. Macron & Benjamin Nethanyahu.
Politics › Re: NASS Transmits State Police Bill To 36 State Assemblies For Approval by Lanruze:
The ruling Party -APC after impoverishing majority of low and middle income Nigerians and haven seen the staggering unpopularity of PBAT across the North and South want to use the Governors through the creation of State police for election outcomes.

Nigerians should know that the implication of this bill scaling through would give an advantage to the ruling Party with an overwhelming Thirty (32) Governors.

State Police will be empowered to carry assault and sophisticated war grade ammunition like the AK-47 Riffle.

Why the hurry to pass it when there are a thousand bills that have still not been effected
Celebrities › Re: Peller Gets An UNCOMPLETED Building From Ochacho As N400m House Gift (pics) by Lanruze: 1:33am On Sep 18
I am.a real estate & construction expert.

The valuation of a property has Land as it's highest valuation. If this property is located in a prime area, then Ochacho has done very well.

In Nigeria and Lagos State specifically Land in VI, GRA Ikeja, Lekki Phase 1, Magodo GRA 1 &2, EKO Atlantic, Ikoyi all have a 500sqm (I plot) value higher than N500m.
Business › Re: Nigeria’s Daily FX Turnover Hits $500 Million On Liquidity Surge From Reforms by Lanruze: 6:55am On Sep 17
Mr. Oluyemi Cardoso is the Starboy of the Bola Tinubu Administration.

He really is incorruptible and has maintained a honest focus on his core assignment of handling the Monetary Policy effectively and in a disciplined manner too.

However, Nigeria at both 14% & 17% interest yield for foreign investors through the JP Morgan index, our Dollar ($) Denominated debt will continue to soar to unprecedented levels.

The Debt Nigeria has accumulated since Nigeria started accumating Portfolio Investors funds (PFIs) through Open Market Auction (OMO) & Eurobonds is almost the size of our recurrent expenditure in our '26 National budget.

Debt Service to Revenue has peaked to an unprecedented 90% as a result of high dollar Denominated debt Nigeria is accumulating.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri’s ₦3,000 Claim Detached From Reality — Onoh by Lanruze: 9:58pm On Sep 15
People who knows Reno Omokri have confirmed that he is under a generational spell which started from his Grandfather.

He was never close to his biological father too and grapevine have it that he didn't attend his own father's funeral.
Politics › Re: "Anambra Had Nigeria's Lowest Unemployment Under Peter Obi" – Soludo (Throwback) by Lanruze: 5:08pm On Sep 15
NDC should have by this time come-up with a Presidential Campaign Council and not just anyone, a formidable one.

Time is of the essence.

Let's see the formation early.
Politics › Re: 'There will be vacancy in 2027': Atiku's aide replies Oba Akiolu by Lanruze: 4:18pm On Sep 15
Are you referring to your grandparents and your mother in the quote below ?

Clarify please.

Delusional (Delu-lu).




oneMalik:
deh play .

na you go come win ?

Ozuor .

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 70 pages)