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Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns Female Banker For Alleged N462 Million Fraud (Photo) by Laolballs: 10:57am On Mar 17, 2022
AFvckingAlpha:
Damn!

Not judging or something, hell nah, I ain’t even the judge but she look like she did that shit.

And she got balls mehn!

I said what I said


She is only used as sacrificial lamb. She is not the real culprit. The real beneficiaries are chilling over champagne

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Programming / Re: Can I Code With My Phone by Laolballs: 6:21am On Dec 02, 2020
Ooh yes , you can code on a phone. I remember back in the days when i code final year project for people on my android tab becausei have access to no laptop. Its was a painful experience, its like coding with notepad on windows, but it gets the job done. Make do with what you have.

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Religion / Re: Why Do I Wake Up With Mysterious Marks On My Body? by Laolballs: 11:52am On Jan 26, 2020
kingmeme:
Like razor blade marks on my face or body

Pls I need answer

Cockroaches, they can leave a mark on your body. Fumigate your environment
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bye Nairalanders by Laolballs: 7:08am On Jan 02, 2020
shaggy007:
Rip in advance bro.

Have a smooth transition to the spirit world

Blood on you hands if he actually committed suicide. There are somethings you should never say. If you can't help the situation, it doesn't hurt to keep quiet

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bye Nairalanders by Laolballs: 7:06am On Jan 02, 2020
KINGYAGAA:
To all those who listened to my cry and assisted financially, I really thank you all. May the good Lord bless and surprise you all unexpectedly in this new year 2020 Amen. And to those who thought I came here to form stupid posts or playing around, thanks for the encouragement and insults, at least I learned a lot. And to those that don't understand what happened you can just click on my username and read my other posts you will understand more. Thou if you didn't ask you will not learn even it was written, ask and you shall be given. Well, I think I have to end it all because it has not been easy and is getting worse and worse everyday. Please do not comment bad things or pity comments probably when the news surfaces. God bless you all and may God forgive us all. Bye guys

When there is life , there is hope , the greatest gift ever given to man is life . The one way we appreciate this gift by doing all our possible best to preserve it. True , life itself can be challenging, but hey brother it worth waiting , because the tables turn around when you least expected it. SUCIDE is not the answer, learn to face your problems heads-on rather than running away from then. Think about the pain and agony those who you left behind would face , put yourself in their shoes. It would all become clear to you that. SUCIDE is the worst gift you can ever give them. SAY NO TO SUICIDE

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Autos / Re: ⚫⚫ CarGuideNG Comprehensive VIN Reports - More Useful Than Generic Free Reports! by Laolballs: 8:36pm On Oct 26, 2019
please check this VIN : 1HGCP26848A154820
Travel / Re: Ibeno Beach: The Longest Sand Beach In West Africa (Photos) by Laolballs: 12:28am On Feb 11, 2019
Winningodd02386:
See below
SCAM !!!
Family / Re: Nigerian Couple Welcome Their First Child After 19 Years Of Waiting (photo) by Laolballs: 10:44am On Jan 24, 2019
Adebowhales:
When there is life there is hope.

Brothers, help me ooo.
I need your ideas and opinions about this issue.
I registered on 1XBET.
After few weeks, I tried to withdraw my money.
I got an error message asking me to go complete my profile details.
During this process, I input a random number as my ID NUMBER (EITHER NATIONAL ID, DRV LICENSE or INTL ID) since I had none as at then.
Then they started asking me to send documents for verification.
Then I went to do National ID card...
The problem is this; after sending the national ID card to them, they are now asking me to send a document which contains the RANDOM NUMBER I inputted earlier on.
Please what do I do?
What do you suggest please.

Tell them you lost it , that they should use the new one instead
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Will A British Degree From Middlesex University Get Me A Job Easily In Nigeria? by Laolballs: 7:05am On Jan 05, 2019
Accolades2018:
Will a British degree from Middlesex University get me a job easily in Nigeria?

Contact @migration_hub by Fix25Nigeria dot com . They can help you with your school chioces when planning to study abroad. Not all of these schools are recognized here in Nigeria so please contact the experts to put you through. Contact them on +2347036317909
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Senior PHP Developer Needed Urgently! by Laolballs: 7:01am On Jan 05, 2019
ScalarD:
Job Description
We are looking for a PHP Developer responsible for managing back-end services and development of Web API for data exchange.
Candidate will be involved in all aspects of the software development lifecycle.
Candidate will be responsible for application design, development, testing, debugging and documentation.
Develop web portals allowing users to input and retrieve accurate information and RESTFUL service for data exchange. Perform testing of applications, engaging end-users, information security, support staff, and stakeholders as necessary and documenting and reporting

Skills
Understanding of cross-browser compatibility and web standards.
Understanding of common software project management practices
Understanding of common software development practices
3+ years of PHP and MySQL development experience.
1+ years of developing Web Services
HTML, CSS, JavaScript, JQuery.
Excellence in programming, debugging, and implementation skills.
Flexibility and dependability.
Excellent communication and collaboration skills.
Experience with Laravel framework.
Knowledge and experience in Object Oriented Programming.
Strong working knowledge of HTML5, CSS, JavaScript/JQuery, ObjectiveC (iOS) or Android


Responsibilities
Development of application based on specification
Preparing application for live environment.
Unit-Testing and End-to-End testing of code.
Determine time estimates to complete tasks.
Documenting technical specifications.
Write functional requirement documents and guides
Write the application according to specifications.
Ability to work independently and work with other team members to ensure on-time quality delivery of applications.
Prioritizing tasks and daily activities.
Part of a project where he/she will receive the technical specifications and write code from it.
Weekly meetings to review with the entire technology team.

Send your CV to smartdev.recruitmennt@gmail.com

Is it a part-time job?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Laolballs: 10:02pm On Oct 25, 2017
Tamihawtt87:
I WAS TOLD AT DPR TODAY THAT EVERYONE THAT WOULD BE INVITED FOR INTERVIEW BASED ON MERIT GOT THE E-MAIL/SMS.. NOT TO BREAK ANYONE'S HEART BUT PLS PPL NEED TO FIND ALTERNATIVES JUST INCASE THIS DOESN'T WORK OUT. HECK EVEN THOSE THAT WILL GET TO INTERVIEW STAGE HAVE NO ASSURANCE OF GETTING IN. ABOUT 3,500 PPL WERE INVITED FOR INTERVIEW TO FILL JUST ABOUT 300 POSITIONS. WAS ABOUT 400 INITIALLY, NOW REDUCED ACCORDING TO WHAT I WAS TOLD. I WISH EVERYONE ALL THE BEST.
I love this guy...Help me tell them "Application Portal Closed" gang to find something better to do
Religion / Re: Mentally Challenged Man Healed By Lords Chosen Church Members In Ebonyi (Photos) by Laolballs: 8:11pm On Oct 25, 2017
daewoorazer:


Fake pastors

I'd prefer you go to teaching hospitals and lay hands on patients battling terminal diseases. You can come back and beat your chest then.

Shyte

Fake as Fake could be...See script #God is watching them Fakes in 5D

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Laolballs: 8:04pm On Oct 25, 2017
meetgaya:

The phones and the emails that is hacked?
Nigerians would just make asumptions based on what they feel. If a site is hacked the first thing the hackers would do is to de-face the site , to show off that they are behinde the hack . Trust me those that recieve the sms and email are still the ones in the game. Those with objected moved problem are those using operamini to access the site, when the instruction says specifically to use a chorme or mozilla. Some people are already failing interview before it even starts. Are these the bunch of idiots DPR want to employ. NIGERIA IS A FAILED NATION. If this is the kind of mentality youths have. SMH for this country
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Laolballs: 10:25am On Oct 24, 2017
Harddiskng:
cheesy cheesy cheesy

I have been a silent follower of this trend i just stumbled on it and i found it hilarious.

No offense but the rantings from people aspiring for a position at DPR is quite unbelievable; one would normally expect a large congregation of bright minds under this kind of circumstance but it doesn’t seem to be the case.

This is two cent, first keep your assumptions to yourselves, a silent trend is far better than a noisy one full of presumptuous nonsense

Secondly this is a computer guru or something in your mist that is messing with you guys. The site is hacked right, google confirmed that. Ordinarily anybody with sense wouldn’t be inputting login details into a hacked site, i think you should confirm the update claim before you do such.

P.S. it looks like a juicy job; if i were in your boat nothing stops me from hiring a hacker with 100-200k to get some profiles. Just in case I don’t make it a simple swap of acquired detail with me such suffice. just messing with yall lol but you need to rant less and think
The site is not hacked...the "this site may be hacked " is on the main website not on the recruitment.dpr.gov.ng
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Laolballs: 10:19am On Oct 24, 2017
Akexstinger:


Don't say what you don't know. Some persons had their portal closed few hours after they did the editing and reuploading and up till now they've not been able to login into the portal.
So what do you have to say about that?
The reason why i'm so confident is that I know some gurus that I know for sure that they will do well in the aptitude test stage and they had their portals closed right from inception.
So, no doubt about that, people whose portals were closed and passed the first stage will be called for interview stage.
I love your courage...My own portal was closed... i guess am out of the race....hence why would some people still have access to their portal while others don't. Well i hope for the best but expected the worse
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Laolballs: 1:35pm On Aug 09, 2017
modash:
Don't think the letter was fake after all there was a received stamp on it
Its a complete fake. The Reference number of 4 and 5 , is from Neptune. Wisieup , this is a cheap blackmail.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Laolballs: 7:33am On Aug 09, 2017
engrnic:
Good morning guys....I will advice we stop spreading this picture...reason being that it might cause this whole recruitment process to be cancelled with the guise of it not being transparent...remember this is Nigeria and those in power has mastered the act of covering their tracks.
Owing to the date the letter was written( 21/7/2017) and the date it was accepted(24/7/2017), and my doubt that kwara had a centre for the test, I doubt if that list is genuine, but if it is, I suspect the aim was for them to be shortlisted for the test....which for sure gives them an unfair advantage... There are many list flying around there, let's not put ourselves in a vulnerable situation by shooting ourselves on the foot( those that wrote the test).
We have already done enough damage during the test by revealing questions to our fellow applicants who wrote on a later dates. I don't know anyone from that list,I don't have my name on any, but its smarter to pretend we didn't see it and let God sort out things for us than starting up a campaign that will cause this whole recruitment process to be scrapped and perhaps those that sacrificed a lot to write the test will loose cos I know this people; they would scrap the test and carryout a secret recruitment...let's be wise....especially those that wrote the test....#we have a lot to loose if we take on this campaign.

Its not genuine, there is no center in kwara , so how did they have a reference number of 'KW' , this is a pure blackmail

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Laolballs: 8:54pm On Aug 08, 2017
shawlar:

@meetgaya

I know its too late for this already but just take down that picture,
I just went through your profile now and you are also an applicant, lucky enough to have been shortlisted for the test
your reg/ref number is boldly shown in one of your posts along with your email address. (You couldnt even be anonymous undecided)
You have just played yourself if you think you are still going to be in consideration for this job.
No employer likes an employee who broadcasts confidential information to the public

You are right, 88% of young people are unemployed because they are simply unemployable. We just keep we are rejected here and there , when we are our own problem. This generation is bleeped!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Laolballs: 8:39pm On Aug 08, 2017
48noble:
snapnet just pressed control 'rejected' without categorically scrutinizing our applications.
Weytin concern Snapnet for this matter now.? Let us accept our faith , Goodluck to those that scale through. Wishing them best of luck

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Laolballs: 6:15pm On Jul 26, 2017
kaka22:
Just finished my test. Snapnet is the worst vendor ever. The questions and options for fill-in-the-gap questions were constructed badly. It got to a point that I was wondering if the questions were set by an illiterate sad... How I wish Dragnet had conducted the test.

Losers are always looking for excuses while successfull people sets their eyes on result. Its so obvious you probably didn't perform well in the apptitut test. We as for me i took the test and am positive i'll kill it. GBAM

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please I need help on how to get to JKK Building, 229 Ikorodu Lagos From Osogbo. by Laolballs: 5:36pm On Jul 16, 2017
gidimasters:



If it's about job Vacancy, I will advice you to make background research ooo... Cos if you waste your tfare and time all because of GNLD job, den OYO



its DPR not scam

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