Investment › Re: The 2026 Nigerian Bank Recapitalization: Where Does Your Bank Stand? by Laolballs: 9:52pm On Jan 12 |
How do you find a stable company in a volatile market? 🌪️ You could spend hours reading annual reports... or you could let AI do the heavy lifting. I integrated AI into NairaShield to rank Nigerian companies based on two critical factors: Dividend consistency. Stock price resilience. We also added an interactive Bubble Chart so you can visualize market performance instantly, no boring spreadsheets required. See which companies are actually performing: https://finance.threadnix.com
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Investment › Re: Investdata Market Updates For Investors And Traders Forum by Laolballs: 9:50pm On Jan 12 |
How do you find a stable company in a volatile market? 🌪️ You could spend hours reading annual reports... or you could let AI do the heavy lifting. I integrated AI into NairaShield to rank Nigerian companies based on two critical factors: Dividend consistency. Stock price resilience. We also added an interactive Bubble Chart so you can visualize market performance instantly, no boring spreadsheets required. See which companies are actually performing: https://finance.threadnix.com
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Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Laolballs: 9:48pm On Jan 12 |
If your portfolio is up 10% but inflation is 20%, you are losing money. 📉 It’s a hard pill to swallow, but it’s the reality of investing in Nigeria right now. Most apps show you your nominal returns, but they don't show you your real purchasing power. I built a feature in NairaShield called the Dividend Time Machine. It allows you to simulate your returns against historical inflation data. It answers the one question that matters: "Did this company actually beat inflation?" Don't let inflation eat your profits in silence. See the real numbers. Try it now: https://finance.threadnix.com
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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Laolballs: 9:41pm On Jan 12 |
I’ve noticed a dangerous trend in how most people approach the Nigerian Stock Market. They buy because a friend told them to, or panic sell because they saw a scary headline. That’s not investing, that’s gambling. The market is too complex to navigate with just "vibes" and rumors. You need data. That’s why I built NairaShield. I wanted to create a tool that moves the "Regular Joe" away from gossip and towards data-driven decisions. No more guessing. No more FOMO. Just clear, actionable insights. Check it out here: https://finance.threadnix.com
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Crime › Re: EFCC Arraigns Female Banker For Alleged N462 Million Fraud (Photo) by Laolballs: 10:57am On Mar 17, 2022 |
AFvckingAlpha: Damn!
Not judging or something, hell nah, I ain’t even the judge but she look like she did that shit.
And she got balls mehn!
I said what I said She is only used as sacrificial lamb. She is not the real culprit. The real beneficiaries are chilling over champagne |
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Programming › Re: Can I Code With My Phone by Laolballs: 6:21am On Dec 02, 2020 |
Ooh yes , you can code on a phone. I remember back in the days when i code final year project for people on my android tab becausei have access to no laptop. Its was a painful experience, its like coding with notepad on windows, but it gets the job done. Make do with what you have. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do I Wake Up With Mysterious Marks On My Body? by Laolballs: 11:52am On Jan 26, 2020 |
kingmeme: Like razor blade marks on my face or body
Pls I need answer Cockroaches, they can leave a mark on your body. Fumigate your environment |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Bye Nairalanders by Laolballs: 7:08am On Jan 02, 2020 |
shaggy007: Rip in advance bro.
Have a smooth transition to the spirit world Blood on you hands if he actually committed suicide. There are somethings you should never say. If you can't help the situation, it doesn't hurt to keep quiet |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Bye Nairalanders by Laolballs: 7:06am On Jan 02, 2020 |
KINGYAGAA: To all those who listened to my cry and assisted financially, I really thank you all. May the good Lord bless and surprise you all unexpectedly in this new year 2020 Amen. And to those who thought I came here to form stupid posts or playing around, thanks for the encouragement and insults, at least I learned a lot. And to those that don't understand what happened you can just click on my username and read my other posts you will understand more. Thou if you didn't ask you will not learn even it was written, ask and you shall be given. Well, I think I have to end it all because it has not been easy and is getting worse and worse everyday. Please do not comment bad things or pity comments probably when the news surfaces. God bless you all and may God forgive us all. Bye guys When there is life , there is hope , the greatest gift ever given to man is life . The one way we appreciate this gift by doing all our possible best to preserve it. True , life itself can be challenging, but hey brother it worth waiting , because the tables turn around when you least expected it. SUCIDE is not the answer, learn to face your problems heads-on rather than running away from then. Think about the pain and agony those who you left behind would face , put yourself in their shoes. It would all become clear to you that. SUCIDE is the worst gift you can ever give them. SAY NO TO SUICIDE |
Autos › Re: ⚫⚫ CarGuideNG Comprehensive VIN Reports - More Useful Than Generic Free Reports! by Laolballs: 8:36pm On Oct 26, 2019 |
please check this VIN : 1HGCP26848A154820 |
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Travel › Re: Ibeno Beach: The Longest Sand Beach In West Africa (Photos) by Laolballs: 12:28am On Feb 11, 2019 |
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Family › Re: Nigerian Couple Welcome Their First Child After 19 Years Of Waiting (photo) by Laolballs: 10:44am On Jan 24, 2019 |
Adebowhales: When there is life there is hope.
Brothers, help me ooo. I need your ideas and opinions about this issue. I registered on 1XBET. After few weeks, I tried to withdraw my money. I got an error message asking me to go complete my profile details. During this process, I input a random number as my ID NUMBER (EITHER NATIONAL ID, DRV LICENSE or INTL ID) since I had none as at then. Then they started asking me to send documents for verification. Then I went to do National ID card... The problem is this; after sending the national ID card to them, they are now asking me to send a document which contains the RANDOM NUMBER I inputted earlier on. Please what do I do? What do you suggest please. Tell them you lost it , that they should use the new one instead |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Will A British Degree From Middlesex University Get Me A Job Easily In Nigeria? by Laolballs: 7:05am On Jan 05, 2019 |
Accolades2018: Will a British degree from Middlesex University get me a job easily in Nigeria? Contact @migration_hub by Fix25Nigeria dot com . They can help you with your school chioces when planning to study abroad. Not all of these schools are recognized here in Nigeria so please contact the experts to put you through. Contact them on +2347036317909 |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Senior PHP Developer Needed Urgently! by Laolballs: 7:01am On Jan 05, 2019 |
ScalarD: Job Description We are looking for a PHP Developer responsible for managing back-end services and development of Web API for data exchange. Candidate will be involved in all aspects of the software development lifecycle. Candidate will be responsible for application design, development, testing, debugging and documentation. Develop web portals allowing users to input and retrieve accurate information and RESTFUL service for data exchange. Perform testing of applications, engaging end-users, information security, support staff, and stakeholders as necessary and documenting and reporting
Skills Understanding of cross-browser compatibility and web standards. Understanding of common software project management practices Understanding of common software development practices 3+ years of PHP and MySQL development experience. 1+ years of developing Web Services HTML, CSS, JavaScript, JQuery. Excellence in programming, debugging, and implementation skills. Flexibility and dependability. Excellent communication and collaboration skills. Experience with Laravel framework. Knowledge and experience in Object Oriented Programming. Strong working knowledge of HTML5, CSS, JavaScript/JQuery, ObjectiveC (iOS) or Android
Responsibilities Development of application based on specification Preparing application for live environment. Unit-Testing and End-to-End testing of code. Determine time estimates to complete tasks. Documenting technical specifications. Write functional requirement documents and guides Write the application according to specifications. Ability to work independently and work with other team members to ensure on-time quality delivery of applications. Prioritizing tasks and daily activities. Part of a project where he/she will receive the technical specifications and write code from it. Weekly meetings to review with the entire technology team.
Send your CV to smartdev.recruitmennt@gmail.com Is it a part-time job? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Laolballs: 10:02pm On Oct 25, 2017 |
Tamihawtt87: I WAS TOLD AT DPR TODAY THAT EVERYONE THAT WOULD BE INVITED FOR INTERVIEW BASED ON MERIT GOT THE E-MAIL/SMS.. NOT TO BREAK ANYONE'S HEART BUT PLS PPL NEED TO FIND ALTERNATIVES JUST INCASE THIS DOESN'T WORK OUT. HECK EVEN THOSE THAT WILL GET TO INTERVIEW STAGE HAVE NO ASSURANCE OF GETTING IN. ABOUT 3,500 PPL WERE INVITED FOR INTERVIEW TO FILL JUST ABOUT 300 POSITIONS. WAS ABOUT 400 INITIALLY, NOW REDUCED ACCORDING TO WHAT I WAS TOLD. I WISH EVERYONE ALL THE BEST. I love this guy...Help me tell them "Application Portal Closed" gang to find something better to do |
Christianity Etc › Re: Mentally Challenged Man Healed By Lords Chosen Church Members In Ebonyi (Photos) by Laolballs: 8:11pm On Oct 25, 2017 |
daewoorazer: [color=#995500]
Fake pastors
I'd prefer you go to teaching hospitals and lay hands on patients battling terminal diseases. You can come back and beat your chest then.
Shyte
[/color] Fake as Fake could be...See script #God is watching them Fakes in 5D |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Laolballs: 8:04pm On Oct 25, 2017 |
meetgaya: The phones and the emails that is hacked? Nigerians would just make asumptions based on what they feel. If a site is hacked the first thing the hackers would do is to de-face the site , to show off that they are behinde the hack . Trust me those that recieve the sms and email are still the ones in the game. Those with objected moved problem are those using operamini to access the site, when the instruction says specifically to use a chorme or mozilla. Some people are already failing interview before it even starts. Are these the bunch of idiots DPR want to employ. NIGERIA IS A FAILED NATION. If this is the kind of mentality youths have. SMH for this country |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Laolballs: 10:25am On Oct 24, 2017 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Laolballs: 10:19am On Oct 24, 2017 |
Akexstinger: Don't say what you don't know. Some persons had their portal closed few hours after they did the editing and reuploading and up till now they've not been able to login into the portal. So what do you have to say about that? The reason why i'm so confident is that I know some gurus that I know for sure that they will do well in the aptitude test stage and they had their portals closed right from inception. So, no doubt about that, people whose portals were closed and passed the first stage will be called for interview stage. I love your courage...My own portal was closed... i guess am out of the race....hence why would some people still have access to their portal while others don't. Well i hope for the best but expected the worse |