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Politics › Re: Ondo ADC Crisis Worsens As Party’s Vice Chairman Resigns by lapintoz: 12:24am On Apr 11
They should pick ZDP......so they can be last on the ballot paper. Before people find the name on the ballot paper on election day, vote don finish 😁😁😁😁

Na why Atiku wan die for any name before APC...........


reddingtonblack:
Please the Pdp reps/governor decamping to APC, are they going there to be slaves

Fubara went to APC and he became 001, the olodo delta governor did he under APC as steward or boss

I dont know why you guyz are so naive with these new party as a solution ..... Make dem atiku open new party under Tinubu regime ... ADA they tried to open inec just give some excuses nd rejected it
Politics › Re: Ondo ADC Crisis Worsens As Party’s Vice Chairman Resigns by lapintoz: 12:21am On Apr 11
They should pick ZDP......so they can be last on the ballot paper. Before people find the name on the ballot paper on election day, vote don finish 😁😁😁😁

Na why Atiku wan die for any name before APC...........


reddingtonblack:
Please the Pdp reps/governor decamping to APC, are they going there to be slaves

Fubara went to APC and he became 001, the olodo delta governor did he under APC as steward or boss

I dont know why you guyz are so naive with these new party as a solution ..... Make dem atiku open new party under Tinubu regime ... ADA they tried to open inec just give some excuses nd rejected it
Politics › Re: Ondo ADC Crisis Worsens As Party’s Vice Chairman Resigns by lapintoz: 12:18am On Apr 11
And so? is he not El Rufai's stooge. Dauda Lawal join APC, Bala Muhammed join APC una no report, one local Rep join which faction of ADC, una dey call Dan Maraya Jos to perform.

Time is a very fine gentleman. Make una sha no complain.

AMINDA:
If someone is willing to spend our collective patrimony on destroying all opposition parties and rigging an election, he will always find accomplices.

Soldier go, Soldier come. Barracks remain.
Politics › Re: No Pathway For Tinubu To Return As President  -  Rhodes-Vivour by lapintoz: 12:12am On Apr 11
Na only online voters and keyboard warriors dey complain.

The silent majority dey behind Tinubu gidigba.

Una go wail tire.....till 2039!

Agalu failure should wait for his time 😁

Ironfaceman:
Why is everybody against tinubu. Something must be fundamentally wrong with that character.

Tinubu travelled to Jos but didn't meet with the mourners.

He travelled to Lagos but snubbed Sanwo eko.


Now he has gone to INEC to tell them what to do.
Haba baba let the ADC breathe.
Politics › Re: ADC Crisis: Mark, PRP Leaders Hold Closed-Door Talks by lapintoz: 12:10am On Apr 11
Na only obidense dey complain.....nigerians no want the agalu man. Pronto.

Wait for 2039!


franchasofficia:
They should open discussion with NDC and other parties too and confuse the iragbiji desperado.


People say them no want you because you be failure, you still wan force yourself on them as per say you be who na?


If no be Buhari, El Rufai, Yakubu Mahmoud and Nyesome Wike, you for smell Aso Rock? sad
Politics › Re: Lagos 2027 Election: James Faleke Urges Support For Hamzat by lapintoz: 7:35pm On Apr 10
Incoming Governor Lagos State!

Chinedu Rhodes Vivor......please go and sleep 😁
Politics › Re: Ondo ADC Crisis Worsens As Party’s Vice Chairman Resigns by lapintoz: 5:07pm On Apr 10
I beg where this people no get crisis. Even in the northern state, there are several state exco faction. Coalition of Confusionists
Politics › Re: Tinubu Approves Production Tax Credit To Fast-Track Shell’s $20 Billion FID by lapintoz: 9:33am On Apr 10
This is way too much for obi.oma the tailor to comprehend.

Person wey no sabi toothpaste dey take am chop bread.

Followers of agalu the failure.....

ColdHunter:
Even Tinubu can't explain it.

He can't explain most of his own governments policies, that's why his major KPI is to run from the media and then packed SAs everywhere who release statements that Pablo isn't even aware of.
Crime › Re: North-east Logs Nearly 2,000 Explosions In Seven Years – Report by lapintoz: 9:20am On Apr 10
And bring in who......ADC coalition of failures and illegal usurpers. Particularly that agalu failure that can only build one brewery in his 8 years rule as governor.

ZombieTERROR:
APc should not be allowed to near Aso rock anymore..

more military deaths
more military financing with nothing to show
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Peter Mbah Urges Youths To Apply As Army Opens 91 Regular Recruits Intake by lapintoz: 8:27am On Apr 10
The other Peter will never say this.....very clueless human being. Will be the 1st tobcomment on insecurity. You wonder why he has not asked his son to join NA to fight insecurity. Sorry, the boy is away in London servicing one guy......
Politics › Re: At 52, Dino Melaye Declares Himself National Youth Leader Of ADC by lapintoz: 11:51pm On Apr 09
Why Dino no donate 2 of those cars to the factional ADC leader.....he for withdraw his case in court.....😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dino the youngest youth leader in the country.......
Politics › Re: Senator Kabiru Marafa Dumps APC, Joins ADC by lapintoz: 11:42pm On Apr 09
We know say na dem loud pass for NL. We call them the loudest minorities. Social media voters. Election held for Anambra. Kaduna, Kano, and recently FCT. APGA and APC cleared the elections. The aga.lu failure was nowhere to be found.

Here we are again, cho cho cho cho......permutations and combinations.....

If governor join APC, na only one vote he carry, if one former commissioner or midget joins coalition, the whole region has joined ADC. And the aga.lu man is only fighting to be VP, handbag to Atiku.

Who really do these guys this kin thing....e be like say dem don forget the other man in sokoto like this.....



Okoyeeboz:
Soyinka did more than you are doing. He went to jail for Biafra. The children of those who he went to jail for are busy insulting him today.

Banjo led the only Biafran offensive. He was killed by Biafrans.

Adekunle Fajuyi gave his life. Not a single road is named after him in the East.

Seun gave them a free platform last election. Obidients reported his platform till it was suspended in the UAE.

Keep pandering to those who don't mean well for you. You will learn.
Politics › Re: Senator Kabiru Marafa Dumps APC, Joins ADC by lapintoz: 11:29pm On Apr 09
Former this, Former that, unknown substances, people that either support Atiku or APC for mouth only are decamping and some people are wonking.....is it not better to gain Dauda Lawal and lose a former commissioner .......

2 + 1 is 2........😁
Politics › Re: Ralph Nwosu: You Said You Were Offered Money & Ministerial Slots By Who Exactly? by lapintoz: 12:59pm On Apr 09
Because they feed on other people's sweat:

Atiku feeds on Yar Adua's dynasty,
Obi feeds on Ojukwu's legacy,
Kwakwanso is a local champion,
Ameachi is an orphan, has zero political value.

The are leeches not builders.


Nwaokunkpara:
Why is it so hard for obi Atiku Kwankwaso Amechi to form a new political party
Politics › Re: Hafsatu Danladi Declares Herself APC National Chairman by lapintoz: 9:33am On Apr 09
That is good. Everyone can declare. If you are not happy, go to court!

Afterall, its good to create distractions for your opponents to confused them the more...
Politics › Re: ‘Ex-Obidient Movement Member’ Alleges Peter Obi Admitted Losing 2023 Election by lapintoz: 9:26am On Apr 09
That one no concern us.....obi na monumental failure......we all know.

How can you rule a state for 8 years and all you have to show is a failed brewery......how?

And some people want to force this failure on Nigerians. Kopossicant!
Politics › Re: Verydarkman Says Tinubu Shouldn’t Remain President, Reveals Alleged DSS Call by lapintoz: 9:15am On Apr 09
Leader of RATEL movement. He is entitled to his opinion. As long as he remains law abiding. 😁
Celebrities › Re: Saheed Osupa Admits Using Juju For Success: “it’s Not Good To Be Poor” by lapintoz: 9:11am On Apr 09
Is that what made you successful......

Most of them dont know that its God that smiled on them, not the juju man's thrash........
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Closes Strait Of Hormuz In Response To Israeli Strikes On Lebanon by lapintoz: 7:37pm On Apr 08
Una sha wan fight this civilisation ending war.......Iran don hold Trump for blukus......na to dey shout cease fire remain now....
Politics › Re: Your Second Term Not Certain, Liars Surrounded You – Primate Ayodele To Tinubu by lapintoz: 1:30pm On Apr 08
Lamba prophet, has Tinubu sent money to the Prophet to buy 5,000 trumpet 🎺 so that he can blow his enemies away.....

This is the kind of news that gladdens the Obidients and Aminda
Politics › Re: #occupyinec: Atiku, Obi, Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Others Protest In Abuja (Pics) by lapintoz: 12:29pm On Apr 08
Wetin musa no go see for gate.....the coalition of failures are not protesting for killer bandits to stop......

But they can protest for their source of looting to continue......inside this hot Abuja weather.......
Politics › Re: APC Loses Senator Gaya To ADC In Kano by lapintoz: 11:47am On Apr 08
But you know we have mostly business men as pastors in the south.....Pastorpreneurs.

The key factor here is who will headline opposition's ticket. Atiku can only win NE, NW, and SE. Obi can only win SE. Obi as VP adds little value to Atiku in the south.

Head or tail, 2027 still favours PBAT.

AMINDA:
That is not what your Prophet is saying here o, but time is a gentleman. Does Tinubu have the South on lockdown?

Politics › Re: How Tinubu Won And Lost The North By Salihu Tanko Yakasai by lapintoz: 11:28am On Apr 08
Oh ok, you are actually a full fledged member of ADC 😁

Don't worry, Atiku was far more confident than this in 2023. Even me, I was 100% certain that Atiku will win. Not that I wanted him to win, as Buhari just finished a bad 8 yrs.

But be careful to write off Tinubu with this cockyness. Its not over until it is over.....still many many hurdles ahead

Saladdin:
Lolz, me online voter? I doubt you even have a PVC. The first three states you mentioned are currently a nightmare for any ballot snatcher. Please do short vox pop in any of those three states and you'll know what's going on.

In one of those states, clear warnings have already been given that NOBODY should bring spaghetti and 200ml groundnut oil to come and campaign, else they'll be flogged and chased away. People are campaigning for free in those states.

Igbos' hardly pay Soludo any attention. They'll vote their choice and send useless street born-throways who attempt to snatch ballot boxes back to his maker.

In Kano, Abba has already lost his goodwill. Gawuna is already smiling in a corner. I won't be surprised if he has sew his inauguration agbada. cheesy

In Kaduna, most grassroot politicians have joined the ADC. I'm talking of young rugged politicians that'll give Uba Sani a run for his money. You don't know anything. When last did you hear anything from him? cheesy cheesy

Isa Ashiru's residence from 2027 is the Sir Kashim Ibrahim House.

FCT residents will naturally vote against Tinubu, they are as sophisticated as that. Tinubu should forget the FCT.

You think this is a joke? If you doubt me, follow the news in months to come.
Politics › Re: APC Loses Senator Gaya To ADC In Kano by lapintoz: 11:02am On Apr 08
Only northern votes didnt work for Buhari in 2003 nor 2011.....so save us the cliche even when monkeys and baboons were soaked in red oil 😁

AMINDA:
I was expecting you to call him "former and irrelevant". Is the tone beginning to change? Tinubu can only return elected if he's the only candidate on the ballot but that will be impossible.
Politics › Re: ADC publishes INEC affidavit affirming David Mark leadership as legitimate by lapintoz: 8:59am On Apr 08
Coalition of confusionist. INEC support una, did affidavit to back this up. Now court ruled against all of una including INEC. So what do you want INEC to do? Disobey court order......
Politics › Re: Aisha Yesufu Vows To Oppose Peter Obi If He Exceeds One-Term Promise by lapintoz: 8:20am On Apr 08
And you write this epistle about one agalu failure. A man that ruled a state for 8 years and failed woefully. All he coukd achieve is brewery!

And you think Nigerians will risk that level of disaster? Even Obi himself is only begging to be VP to Atiku secretly. Hoping to redeem his very poor record.

geoworldedu:
Ways by which Peter Obi can win the election:

1. He should beg his supporters to avoid abusing tribes, rather they should abuse Tinubu as much as possible. My reason is that there are millions of Tinubu's tribespeople who were and are willing to vote for Peter Obi, but when Obidients abused the hell out of their tribes before election date, they changed it and turned everything to tribal election.

2. Kwankwaso should go as a running mate. With this, the north would be secured for Obi and the east is already tied down for him. Lagos and Abuja will be in the bag for Obi and then some parts of South West will vote for him.

3. A massive campaign should be done all over the country by the Obidients. The campaign should be titled "Chop and Clean Mouth."
This means that when they pay you for voting, collect their money and go there to vote otherwise. Let them know that this is the best way of revenging against APC wickedness, at least for now. Chop and Clean Mouth campaign should be made very very viral on twitter, Instagram, YouTube and all over social media and on the streets. T-shirts of CHOP AND CLEAN MOUTH should be made. People should wear that T-shirt everywhere. Sensitise the people to such a level that they will know that selling their vote means selling the future of their descendants and generations to come.

4. Obidients should tackle anybody abusing Tinubu's tribe on social media. They should inform those people to attack Tinubu directly. They should also avoid attacking the Northern tribes who are also needed for winning the election. They should channel 100% criticism towards Tinubu. You can't win an election by fighting potential voters or trying to force them into voting for you. If you think by cursing and insulting some people, they will change and support your own candidate, you are on a long thing.

5. Obidients should have people in every polling unit to record the final vote results. They should also involve international bodies and keep using the words 'America is watching' 'UK is watching' etc. Any ballot snatcher caught should be dealt with severely.

6. Lastly, they should pressurise whoever will be the Inec Chairman not to accept any money from Tinubu to change results. They should make him get scared of them. They should try to let him know that they have employed international experts who are watching him closely , his communications and everything. So whatever he is trying to do they will know.

Note: I am not a supporter of any politician. So please in case Obi gets there in the future and shock all of us with the usual politician behaviours of 'I don't care' pls don't quote me to say that I am the cause of Nigeria problem o. My hands are clean. I no dey o grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Serves Fluffy Bread For Holy Communion by lapintoz: 4:29pm On Apr 07
Na so my church dey server correct jollof rice and chicken takeaway every Sunday. Before you know it, all the almajiris and iron condemn don full church sotey even we regular members no see seat siddon again.

Sharp Sharp, Pastor stop am. 2 Sundays later, church empty like graveyard.
😁😁😁
Career › Re: Tattooed Lady Says She Can’t Get A Job Because Of Her Appearance (Photo) by lapintoz: 1:07pm On Apr 07
Unfortunately, she doesn't qualify for that either.....witches can't read....she needs to change the tattoo images to that of a dracular......then she may be able to get a job......

thorpido:
She should be judged by what she can offer.
She deserves a role in a movie as a witch.
Politics › Re: How Tinubu Won And Lost The North By Salihu Tanko Yakasai by lapintoz: 1:05pm On Apr 07
I can sight the usual online voter, social media analytics.......

Recent votes in Anambra, Kano, Kaduna, FCT has shown that some people are blind to the facts on ground....

2023 na child's play... 2027 go shock una...

Continue


Saladdin:
Tinubu's plan is to scatter every opposition, and once that has been achieved (in his wildest dreams), then he'll choose any candidate he like as running mate since he'll not have any significant opposition. Shettima is unlikely to run with him for 2027 and he knows he'll be vulnerable to more sabotage and that scares him.

However it's all dead on arrival because with what I currently observe in the North and part of the South (esp. S.E), anyone who attempts to rig for any politician will be swiftly sent to their maker. People are very hungry and angry!
Politics › Re: How Tinubu Won And Lost The North By Salihu Tanko Yakasai by lapintoz: 1:00pm On Apr 07
The same way OBJ lost the north after his 1st term in 2003. By refusing to do the bidding of the northern oligarchs only. By insisting on allowing development and government appointments to reach all the 6 geopolitical zones in reality and not on paper.

Same thing PBAT is doing with his 1st term.

Please tell the northern oligarchs to wait for their time in 2031.

Kindly take the message back to the sender.

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