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PoliticsRe: Tsunami That Swept Jonathan Out Of Office Is Building Up Against Tinubu – Dalung by lapintoz: 6:52pm On Mar 24, 2025
You want me to continue to dey open una yansh.....your bloders in Onitsha, Aba, Idumota drugs market are crying to the banks.....over N100 billion worth of fake drugs destroyed by NAFDAC. The money na water gang......gradually it will get to you too....International developer....

Come to yellow house in abuja. I go reunite you with your kunu.....will make your life easier for you....

specialmati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin werey abeg which underbrigde you they hustle make I come buy you smoke
PoliticsRe: Coalition Talks Face Hurdles As Atiku’s Bid, Zoning Threaten Negotiations by lapintoz: 6:18pm On Mar 24, 2025
Tinubu moved the 2011 coalition to oust Jonathan. It didn't work because of his VP ambition. In 2015, he jettisoned the ambition for a possible Amilokan in 2023 and it worked!

Alhaji Atiku don't have that luxury of time and will be desperate so therefore, the coalition is DoA!
PoliticsRe: I Don’t Have An Alarm Clock, Soyinka Defends Delay In Tinubu Assessment by lapintoz: 1:46pm On Mar 24, 2025
My Prof, I can make the assessment for you. President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has met and exceeded our expectations.

Aside from student loans, I drove for the first time on Lagos Abeokuta motor road in 16 years ! All the bridges in Lagos would have collapsed including 3rd MB if not for PBAT's intervention. What of intervention on; Lagos Calaba Coastal Highway. 2nd Niger Bridge Highway, Abuja Kaduna Kano Highway. East West Road. Sokoto Badagry Highway. Massive road works inside Lagos, FCT, Aba, Anambra, Enugu and other states that their governor's head is correct using the 4x monthly revenue accruing to them!

Retired petrol and crude theft cabal. Retired FX currency arbitrators...aka Emiefele fele.

Reducing the menace of killer herdsmen.

In 2 years time, we will see much more progress!
PoliticsRe: Tsunami That Swept Jonathan Out Of Office Is Building Up Against Tinubu – Dalung by lapintoz: 1:36pm On Mar 24, 2025
Wahalai, if your 2nd bloder, kanu can apologise to institutions of the zoo, certainly, your case is not beyond redemption. I have hope(s) for you too.

specialmati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy grin grin you need to book a session with me to use confirm 2by2 wood to set you free from those demons tormenting you
PoliticsRe: Police, Military Rescue Kidnapped DHQ Officer, Arrest Four Suspects In Abuja by lapintoz: 1:33pm On Mar 24, 2025
Intelligence and security works are not conducted on the pages of newspapers or the keystrokes of social media platform.

Brendaniel:
why don't you have the pictures to show me ?
PoliticsRe: Police, Military Rescue Kidnapped DHQ Officer, Arrest Four Suspects In Abuja by lapintoz: 9:56am On Mar 24, 2025
No fuss, no noise, already sent to their maker.

If you want to see graves, DM me, I will take you there.

Brendaniel:
Can you show me evidence?
PoliticsRe: Why Obasanjo Was Successful In Removing Governors — Atiku’s Aide, Demola by lapintoz: 9:44am On Mar 24, 2025
Bros no be today 'head' don dey sit ontop 'neck'.

The table turn for 6 years under Jonathan. And e turn well well under Buhari for 8 years.

So, no be today. We are used to turned tables!

Heffalump:
You people are so wicked in supporting every evil agenda of Tinubu. Know that what goes around comes around as well.

He that comes home with ant infested wood should know that he's not immuned against ant bite. The table will surely turn-around.
PoliticsRe: Why Obasanjo Was Successful In Removing Governors — Atiku’s Aide, Demola by lapintoz: 9:41am On Mar 24, 2025
Mr Anywhere belle face....thank you for educating us. When Atifku contests again, you will be made the campaign director so that you can chop Baba's money the more.

Goodluck!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Unveils 125KM Benin-Asaba Highway by lapintoz: 9:36am On Mar 24, 2025
Aside from your gully erosion region, others are enjoying the setback. If your Kunu can apologise to the zoo, maybe its not too late for you too. You can still find redemption.

For your information, and to cure your fkathead ignorance, Tinubu already approved the phase 2 of the 2nd Niger bridge running into billions of naira, so he is not as myopic as some people. He will spread the development across Nigeria.

Tell me, are students from SE not benefiting from the student loans? Ask your governors, what is the size of their federal allocation at the moment. What are they doing with it. We can see Otti, Soludo, Mbah at work. How about others?
AustineE1:
Education has no meaning to yorubas,look at what this unfortunate scum of the earth is saying,so you think Tinubu is building roads with his money,this is Tax payers money and he must use it judiciously and must be accountable to all.It is not a privilege to South East,it is the absolute right of south East until the contraption called Nigeria is dissolved.So get it into your empty Ewedu skull.
Reason why is very bad to give power to a local champion like Tinubu,whom is very myopic and petty and whose only achievement is tribal politics,he would do better as an Oba(local chief)in Iragbiji Osun State.Senile old men,setting Nigeria 50 years back.
It seems the only criteria for supporting Tinubu is to be daft and most of his supporters are completly daft.
PoliticsRe: Police, Military Rescue Kidnapped DHQ Officer, Arrest Four Suspects In Abuja by lapintoz: 12:45am On Mar 24, 2025
Trust me, the fulani kidnappers that sre caught, are being dealt with decisively without fuss....

Brendaniel:
So you are saying Fulani herdsmen should keep killing people because they are Nigerians?
PoliticsRe: Tsunami That Swept Jonathan Out Of Office Is Building Up Against Tinubu – Dalung by lapintoz: 12:41am On Mar 24, 2025
Of course I get am, na so demons turn your bloder into content creator so tey he enter Finnish prison.

Ya turn dey come.....

specialmati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy like wtf you type for me to read, didn't you notice I discovered demons are using you to defend satan.i don't read useless writes up from demon possessed asslickers grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy run behide me mudafucker
PoliticsRe: Sen Natasha Rushes To Share Grains As Constituents Intensify Recall Efforts by lapintoz: 10:41pm On Mar 23, 2025
BREAKING: "Sex, Power, and 500 Million Naira – Senator Akpabio Accused of Harassing Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan and Asking About Her Nightwear"

In December 2024, around 9 PM, Akpabio called me on the phone and asked where I was. I told him I was at home, in my bedroom. He then asked if I was wearing nightclothes. I said yes. Next, he asked what color they were, and I simply replied, "red," not really paying attention to his intentions.

Then, out of nowhere, he asked if I could UnCloth and tell him. Curious to see where he was going with this, I played along and said, "Okay." After a few moments, I told him I had undressed. That’s when things took a strange turn—he told me to finger myself, smell my fingers, and describe the scent. Shocked, I asked why. Instead of answering, he told me to send my account number. Moments later, I received a credit alert—500 million naira, just for fun, he said.

While I was still in disbelief, he asked me again about the smell. I jokingly told him it smelled like a clean armpit with the scent of a tired woman. He laughed and told me he was in the mood, asking me to come over to Transcorp Hotel in Abuja. I reminded him that I was married, hoping it would end the conversation, but he casually brushed it off, saying, "If you don't want your husband to know, he won’t." Then, as if it was nothing, he admitted that the money he sent me was originally meant for a road project in Abuja but told me I could keep it.

To prove how aroused he was, he even sent me a picture of his dick. At that point, I told him, "This is too much—I’m a married woman." That’s when his tone changed. He said, "Soon, your Senate seat will be empty." And that’s where our problems began.

The next day, at the Senate House rest home, he blocked my way and said he just wanted to grab my ass. To avoid causing a scene, I let him, but when he tried to hold on for longer, I pushed him away and walked off.

Chai

Let's have some obi,goats fun 😁😁😁
PoliticsRe: 2027: Shekarau Predicts Failure Of Opposition Merger by lapintoz: 9:59pm On Mar 23, 2025
No be only Yoruba Muslim....na itshekiri idol worshipper....

At N2k what difference does it make to us....

Educate us please....

zombieHUNTER:
Yoruba Muslim

Dollar will be 2k before December

may your suffering be long as you wish Nigeria
PoliticsRe: 2027: Shekarau Predicts Failure Of Opposition Merger by lapintoz: 9:51pm On Mar 23, 2025
Your bloder de content creator dey finish jail....the sit at home exponent dey dss jail....wetin you wan do again wey we never see before....

Continue to dey beat your chest....na your palava be that


Stolen:
ONE THING WILL GO IN 2027, EITHER TINUU OR ONE NIGERIA.



2027 WILL BE THE CLIMAX OF EVEREYTHING,GO AND GET READY.
PoliticsRe: 2027: Shekarau Predicts Failure Of Opposition Merger by lapintoz: 9:46pm On Mar 23, 2025
Sadly for you and your likes, those 30% are still with him. I will ask you how market come 2027.....

These gegudu gera politicians can never come together to speak in one voice....with Atifku at the head of the coalition....zero chance!

shortgun:
Nonsense angry this was how people in Jonathan’s camp didn't believe an incumbent president could lose election back then in 2015.
Let's see how Tinubu who became president with 30% of votes cast with massive rigging win reelection after senseless anti people economic policies that have thrown millions of Nigerians into poverty
PoliticsRe: Police, Military Rescue Kidnapped DHQ Officer, Arrest Four Suspects In Abuja by lapintoz: 8:36pm On Mar 23, 2025
See the gibberish you are yarning. Are fulanis not Nigerians? Where is innocent until proven guilty?

The ones that are caught are being dealt with.

We know your objectives are different from this your wailings.....and I can only sympathise with you because this is how you will wail till 2031.



Brendaniel:
That's because he is not ready to do it, and I knew he wasn't going to do it during election because he struck deal with the Fulanis just to win, you people have no idea the kind of human being you supported to become president and obviously still don't have an idea supporting him now, if any tribe touches the Fulanis, Tinubu will use army to fight you, that includes Yorubas, try it and see..

I constantly told you guys Tinubu's presidency was too costly for Nigeria, you all thought I was just hating him, enjoy his insane administration
PoliticsRe: Tsunami That Swept Jonathan Out Of Office Is Building Up Against Tinubu – Dalung by lapintoz: 7:10pm On Mar 23, 2025
Hear yourself, able body men and women as beggers. Cleanners earn 5k, 10k daily, artisans earn 20,30,40k per job. Traders earn more margin on their wares. Of course you can see the lazy bums in your sight as beggers. In a country with fertile land everywhere. The choice is yours and theirs.

I will give you just one example. Last year July, a young lady came to beg for school fees funds for herself and her sister because their father went down with stroke. I told her about student loan. She thought it was scam. She applied for herself and her sister too. School fees paid, plus N20k monthly allowance. Today she is singing praises! Before she would have had to turn to prostitute or if male, robber, or drop out of school. Tens of thousands of Nigerians irrespective of their creed have benefited and are still benefiting. Much more in the north.

This is peanut money that would have been embezzled and used to develop foreign countries....UAE, UK, US etc in the name of buying properties.

I can go on and on....but of course of what use is daylight to the blind!

Wail as much as you can, light will overshadow darkness!

specialmati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin I don't like when demon possessed asslickers quote me .if he had done something the permanently blind will see it,they will feel it, everyone will celebrate him but for now beggers are much.never been this much.demon possessed asslickers like you are the permanently blind to good news.you like it that we have much beggers now.
Foreign AffairsRe: Terrorist Attack: Niger Republic Confirms 44 Dead, Declares 3 Days Of Mourning by lapintoz: 6:58pm On Mar 23, 2025
Obi,goats will blame Tinubu for this massacre.

Clueless bunch of ignoramus
CrimeRe: Police Officer Runs Mad, Shot And Killed 4 People In Calabar (video) by lapintoz: 4:39pm On Mar 23, 2025
Tge Madman is creating content like your blodder cooling off his fat ass in finish prison.

Abi you don forgot about him already

PresidObi:
State of emergency to be declared l by the droggie
PoliticsRe: Tsunami That Swept Jonathan Out Of Office Is Building Up Against Tinubu – Dalung by lapintoz: 1:59pm On Mar 23, 2025
To those of you that are permanently blind you can never see what he has done. It's either hatred or ignorance. This can never let you see. Amen

specialmati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin former chairman agbero union nairaland branch see as you and your union members are attacking someone else.small time now you will start your cry .if una agbero chairman has been doing well even Peter obi will support him.but look at what he had done.when I thought buhari is the worst , Tinubu surprised me with all the hype
PoliticsRe: Tsunami That Swept Jonathan Out Of Office Is Building Up Against Tinubu – Dalung by lapintoz: 1:39pm On Mar 23, 2025
Are We All Guilty?

It is ironic how people suddenly become experts on good governance and morality once they are out of office. When in power, they commit the very atrocities they later preach against. Are we all guilty of enabling this hypocrisy?

1. The Corrupt Preacher:
A man whose presidency was marred by corruption scandals suddenly becomes a champion of anti-corruption the moment he leaves office. The same individual who turned a blind eye to looting and mismanagement now lectures the public on integrity and transparency.

2. The Puppet Turned Advocate:
The man whose government was controlled by proxies, with no independent leadership, will later become the loudest voice advocating for decisive and firm governance. Where was this wisdom when he had the chance to lead with authority?

3. The Incompetent Security Expert:
A former governor who failed woefully in providing security—resorting instead to persecuting perceived religious enemies—now offers unsolicited advice on how to secure the nation. Shouldn’t his track record disqualify him from speaking on such matters?

4. The Patriot in Disguise:
A man who plundered the national treasury and stashed the loot abroad suddenly becomes the face of patriotism. He gives grand speeches on loving Nigeria while his wealth develops foreign economies.

5. The Hypocritical Journalist:
A journalist who once pocketed campaign funds meant for distribution among colleagues suddenly becomes a poster child for transparency. He preaches accountability despite having once betrayed the trust of his peers.

I Beg, Shey Eyin Wèrè Yì O Lójútí Ni?
(Are you mad people not ashamed?)

Once they are out of government, these political vampires suddenly become saints. Àwon òkúgbé dédé kò ní jé ká retí gbóràn mó (These political corpses refuse to let us breathe).

Why can’t you people be honorable for once in your lifetime?
Òlóríburúkú wón (Cursed people), walking around like abandoned car tires, pretending to be saints when they are the architects of our suffering. They prance around as if they’ve lost their minds, just like their corrupt peers.

Everything must not revolve around money and power. There should be a time for decorum and omolúàbí (good character).

Why can’t you, just once, think about the masses?
Why is it always about you and your children, while the common people are left to suffer?

Àwon òlóríburúkú ènìyàn àìjírí (Good-for-nothing wretches), with necks as long and thin as a liquid Maggi bottle.

If you lack elders in your family to teach you decency, why not learn from leaders abroad?

In the United States, within a short period, over $5 billion was paid into the government’s account by people who subscribed to President Trump's golden card scheme. Meanwhile, here in Nigeria, our leaders sell the country’s soul to Lebanese, Chinese, and Arab terrorists, granting them unrestricted access without adding any value to our nation.

Oro gbogbo yín sú mi (I am tired of all your nonsense).

(Copied from another platform.)
PoliticsRe: Reverse Fubara’s Suspension Now, Northern Elders Tell Tinubu by lapintoz: 10:54pm On Mar 21, 2025
Northern Elders that did not support PBAT candidacy...that were supporting Atiku.

Continue
PoliticsRe: Armed Herdsmen Overrun Ndiagu Community In Enugu, Burn Houses, Sack Thousands by lapintoz: 6:32pm On Mar 21, 2025
Where is IPOB and ESN....abi na to kill innocent people to sit at home dey know....Peter Mbah wake up....else state of emergency loading.....
PoliticsRe: Frustrated Politicians – Bayo Onanuga Reacts To Opposition’s Move Against Tinubu by lapintoz: 5:06pm On Mar 21, 2025
Very well said. Ali Baba and the 40 thieves.

I recall a lady that came to me crying. Her father just went down with stroke. Her sister and she didn't know how to pay school fees ifor the final year and 300L. Told them to apply for student loan. They got it promptly with 20k monthly allowee.

This is money Hell Rufai would have sent to Dubai and USA to buy mansion and develop foreign country. With their 40 children living large!

Ko ni da fun iyalaya yin!
PoliticsRe: Utomi To Tinubu: Why No Emergency Rule In Lagos During Obasa Saga? by lapintoz: 4:59pm On Mar 21, 2025
When intelligent people, a prof for that matter begins to talk like ignoramus, then the country is finished. Completely finished.
CelebritiesRe: I Lost All My Savings, MrMacaroni Shares Financial Struggle, Disclose ₦500m debt by lapintoz: 9:02am On Mar 21, 2025
If e con be one of your flat heads nko...wetin you go yarn....

43Ronin:
The last straw was when I was betrayed by someone whom I have always loved as a friend and sister. She betrayed my trust, love and confidence and for that I was completely destabilized.
I fit bet my balls say the betrayer na mgbati. An mgbati should never be your bestie, they will strike( betray) when you least expect
PoliticsRe: SDP Not For Disgruntled Politicians’ — Presidential Candidate, Adewole Adebayo by lapintoz: 8:54am On Mar 21, 2025
Hell Rufai 2 - 1 SDP.

This match-up go sweet o. Make i grab my popcorn 🍿

E be like say mallam go soon decamp the decampees
PoliticsRe: I Thought The Worst Was Over - Natasha Broke Down In Tears During BBC Interview by lapintoz: 8:50am On Mar 21, 2025
Or crocodile tears, the same tears she take hook 6 husbands....maybe want akpabio to be husband No. 7.

press9jatv:
Hmm 🤔 . For the first time I’m seeing Senator Natasha bursting into tears here. Really Akpabio do her bad no be small.
CrimeRe: Nigerian National Arrested In Ghana With N3.2billion Worth Of Cocaine, Heroin by lapintoz: 8:36pm On Mar 20, 2025
I have not checked the name....but 100% its a developer.....and the obi,goats are very happy about this. As they are one and the same....
PoliticsRe: Senate Approves Tinubu's State Of Emergency Declaration In Rivers State by lapintoz: 4:43pm On Mar 20, 2025
Senate approves wahala. Senate no approve ijogbon. PBAT intervene, wahala, he no talk crisis comes chaos... no-one can satisfy the obi,goats and the selfish hell rufais of this country
CelebritiesRe: Kanye West Lists The People Who Have Betrayed Him by lapintoz: 3:31pm On Mar 20, 2025
Let me check for my name on the list.....😁😁😁

On a serious note, this guy don kolo finally....beyond repairs
PoliticsRe: House Of Reps Approves Tinubu's Emergency Rule In Rivers State by lapintoz: 1:24pm On Mar 20, 2025
They know this fact! They just want to latch on to any straw that makes them feel good from Mr Obi's loss. Its natural actually.


lagonovo:
Looks like we have too many morons in Nigeria.

Even if state of emergency is withdrawn and Fubara restored, the house of assembly guys will impeach him. That will stand but lead to violence and eventually a state of emergency after possible loss of lives.

Your untamed family house stubbornness no reach politics, watch and learn!

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