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Crime › Re: 11 Feared Dead In Latest Imo Community Massacre By Unknown Assailants by lapintoz: 10:19pm On Jan 10, 2025
But is is not Monday yet.....

Where is Pandora Peter Obi.....he should talk to his boys now.....
Celebrities › Re: Asake Named Nigeria's Top-Selling Artist Of 2024 by lapintoz: 10:08pm On Jan 10, 2025
Ehn ehn....
1. How many Grammy nominations dem get?
2. How many Top 10 songs on ITunes, Spotify, Audiomack etc dem get?
3. What is their streaming volume on YouTube?
And so on and so on....

I am sure when you get the right answers to the above....your ego go pipe down small....

franugo:
Your reasoning is very skewed, there's plenty of artists that are very successful without using Yoruba in all their songs, e.g drille, chike, phyno etc
Family › Re: After 10 Years Of Marriage, My Wife Doesn't Like Sex Anymore by lapintoz: 10:36am On Jan 10, 2025
You are 💯 correct!

The wife is done with the guy. And like the forbidden apple, she has tasted something that has opened her eyes......another prick or the new found prestige job.

Man should lick his wounded ego and help himself.....cheat quietly and stay in the marriage to support the children or just blatantly get a 2nd wife 🙃 to start a 3rd world war!

Namaster:
Oh boy!

1. Married for 10 years.
2. Has 3 kids.
3. RECENTLY got a job with BETTER pay.
4. NEVER initiates sex.
5. RATIONS sex and it's down to just 4 times in 30 days.
6. CONSTANTLY complains of stress.
7. BLATANTLY tells you to get your sex elsewhere.

Dude, this woman NO LONGER finds you attractive if she ever did.

She has achieved her goal in marriage. She has 3 kids and has gotten a job with MORE money so she does not need yours anymore.

By the way, realise this:

NO man ever thinks his wife is even CAPABLE of cheating on him.

They'd SLAM their chest with confidence and proclaim it to the world. Meanwhile, the said wife is giving professional porrnstars a run for their money with ANOTHER man.

So NEVER discount the possibility that she's cheating on you.

BUT even if she's not, the fact remains that she is NOT attracted to you anymore.

Sex is an INCREDIBLE way to relieve stress.
A stressed woman who finds you attractive would be EAGER to jump your bones. Not refuse you.

Also, a wife who STILL loves her husband and finds him attractive would NEVER advise him to go out and fuccck OTHER women. Instead, she'd do better.

The fact that she was even the one who brought it up should be a HUGE warning siren inside your skull.

She could be INSTIGATING you to cheat because she ALREADY cheated and is attempting to assuage her guilt.

Someone suggested you do MORE chores with the hope of getting MORE sex.

That's RIDICULOUS!

It has NEVER worked. And it'll NOT work for you, either. In fact, it could AGGRAVATE the issue.

Women HATE it when men do "nice things" for them with the hope of getting sex.

They find it REPULSIVE. And close their legs, padlock their pussies and melt down the keys for good measure.

Doing more chores will NEVER get you more sex 'cause she'd counter with the argument that it's something you should have been doing anyway.

So, it'll NEVER work!

The fact is something FUNDAMENTAL has changed for your wife and she has REPLACED you.
Either with ANOTHER man or her new job.

You have 2 SIMPLE choices:

1. STAY in a sexless marriage.
2. DON'T stay in a sexless marriage.

It's up to you.

But before you make your decision, consider this:

Your wife no longer cares whom you stick your dick in, as long as it's NOT her.
Business › Re: Landmark Group Secures Waterfront Property In Port Harcourt by lapintoz: 10:26am On Jan 10, 2025
Very easy for your warped mind to stand logic on its head.

Try and buy one plot of land in those locations or a house and tell us how much it will cost you compared to that in your home town.

Banana island is now N3 billion per 1,000 sqm.

Just wait and watch, after PBAT's 8 years, I will ask you to reel out your stats again.


kettykin:
What GDP are you clinging to? Lagos is an economic graveyard. Telecommunications companies are bleeding to death. Manufacturing is are going with unsold inventory climbing to the roof, with breweries and pharmaceuticals rotting away. The aviation sector is on life support—only four airlines left, and even Tinubu’s First Nation couldn’t survive the carnage. Banks are staring into the abyss, one step from collapse. Malls, supermarkets, and eateries are gasping for air, crushed by diesel costs. Hotels? Reduced to desperate short-let hustles to stay afloat.

The city is dying, and apart from the Lekki axis, the rest of Lagos is an economic wasteland crawling toward oblivion.
Ask those in bariga. Ogba, iyana oworo, iyana oba, Abule egba , ikeja, gbagada, Anthony axis.


The only flicker of economic life in Lagos is in the Lekki axis—everything else is crumbling into ruin.
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Decorates His ADC Nurudeen Yusuf With New Rank Of Colonel(pic) by lapintoz: 10:26pm On Jan 09, 2025
It will be foolhardy to expect any objectivity in any of your comments.

1. Clearing over $10 billion FX swaps of Emiefele scam
2. Crude at 1.5m bpd. 1st in 4 years
3. Local govt autonomy
4. Blockage of fuel subsidy scam.
5. Blockage of FX multi billion $ racketeering from which Emiefele and co built 754 housing estate.
6. Routing of killer herdsmen and bandits
7. Highest FX reserves of $40+ billion
8. Lagos Calabar coastal highway to transform the economy of 6 southern states.
.......and many many more.....

But what do we expect from omo ibo.....only hatred and wailings.....

Una go cry and curse tire.....till 2039!

MadamVanessa:
shocked



Ever since our dear first class accountant president was sworn in , decorating his ADC Is One of his major greatest achievement in office. Congratulations your Excellency.
Crime › Re: Emefiele To Stand Trial As Court Dismisses Objection In $2.1bn Allocation Case by lapintoz: 9:59pm On Jan 09, 2025
Igbo man is looking for supporters.....try harder South South is not part of IPOB or Biafra.

You still remain a dot in the circle. I hope you know what that means.....

MadamVanessa:
shocked



Witch hunt by Tinubu government all because Emefiele is a south south man. Until the Daura skinny skeleton is questioned also, I will continue to see this as witch hunt, I am sorry.

South South should realized that they're hated seriously in this country. That's how they hated GEJ and pursued him out.

Remember how they say that genocide should be carryout in Delta state, that all living things there should be wipe out just because a soldier mistakenly die. Same soldiers that northern terrorists are turning into barbecue everyday yet no fuss from those haters, but it comes to South south now, their dîck rise.

South south people are not loved in this country, but let them continue dancing, dinning and smiling with their haters.
Politics › Re: Yoruba, Igbo, Others Should Separate If Nigeria Isn’t Working – Sunday Igboho by lapintoz: 4:05pm On Jan 09, 2025
God bless you.

Their hatred has beclouded any sense of logical reasoning. Only content creation works for them.


Xisnin:
See this one.
Igboho is currently in Nigeria.

You should have been ashamed to type this given that all your "freedom fighters" are foreign-based

Unlike some cowardly man-gods who hide in foreign countries to show bravery and also instigate
killings and destructions against their own people under the guise of secessionism,
Igboho is home-based.
Politics › Re: Yoruba, Igbo, Others Should Separate If Nigeria Isn’t Working – Sunday Igboho by lapintoz: 3:59pm On Jan 09, 2025
For the first time in my adult life, I agree with him on this one. The union is about cat and mouse. Turn by turn Nigeria Limited at the ruination of the country. No commensurate development with the resources at hand.

The only common denomination, only time Nigerians unite is when they are sharing the loot, proceeds of corruption and embezzlement, then they are brothers.

Unfortunately the boys from the East sees the yoruba man as his problem, thus leaving leprosy to attend to head lice.

One day, everybody eye go open.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Finally Meets OPEC Quota, Lokpobiri Credits Tinubu for Increased Oil Out by lapintoz: 10:34am On Jan 09, 2025
So what are you trying to say unintelligently.....

phemmie06:
Look out blind followers... I am not people like you that depend on your neighbors internet facility.
You shy away from the truth..... Evaporated brained element
Politics › Re: Nigeria Finally Meets OPEC Quota, Lokpobiri Credits Tinubu for Increased Oil Out by lapintoz: 10:32am On Jan 09, 2025
Obi.goats will credit him for telling Tinubu how to do it in his new year directives.....

Awon oponu dede.
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Joshua Iginla Sees Nigerians Abroad Returning To Nigeria – Here’s Why by lapintoz: 8:22pm On Jan 08, 2025
Which kind of weed did this man smoke....

Naija taxi drivers in Dublin earn €10,000 a month on average....what are they coming to do in Nigeria aside from coming on holiday
Politics › Re: Stop Dreaming Of Presidency, Tinubu Till 2031 – Igbokwe Tells Obi And Atiku by lapintoz: 2:53pm On Jan 08, 2025
😁

Politics › Re: NNPC MD, Mele Kyari Seeks Forgiveness From Nigerians In 60th Birthday Post by lapintoz: 2:45pm On Jan 08, 2025
👇


Heffalump:
By clocking 60 years he statutorily retires from the system. No amount of apology is acceptable in keeping him perpetually in that position. He's the only GMD of NNPC that has spent over 5 years in position.

Very crafty and sleeky manipulator. What he does is to bribe Tinubu cabals so that he remains as the boss of NNPCL. Nigeria need fresh air in the oil sector, so he must retire now!

Politics › Re: Tinubu Returns To Lagos After Working Visit To Enugu (Pictures) by lapintoz: 2:39pm On Jan 08, 2025
Try harder.....una go wail tire.....😃😃🙃

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Business › Re: Landmark Group Secures Waterfront Property In Port Harcourt by lapintoz: 2:37pm On Jan 08, 2025
This is where your ignorance comes to fore.

Compare and contrast the GDP value added of Landmark recreation centre and the Lagos Calabar coastal road to our economy and tell us your conclusion.

Before, Landmark, we had the bar beach, Tarkwa Bay, Oniru Beach, Lekki Beach, Alfa Beach....all supporting vibrant SME businesses and are no more......has the GDP of lagos state deteriorate because of this?

That's why I like Reno, he knows how to make the obi.goats look very stupid in their wrapped innuendos.

kettykin:
Someone whose business was wrecked and demolished relocated to PH and you are here talking about hatred and foolishness?
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Left Anambra Without Tangible Progress – Bashir Ahmad by lapintoz: 2:30pm On Jan 08, 2025
We all know the guy is a fraud. But the ipob and Biafra supporters wanted to force him on us.

So that he can turn the country into Afghanistan.....

Mbano, it can't work.
Politics › Re: "I have received over 200 death threats since Peter Obi's Accusation" - Morka by lapintoz: 2:02pm On Jan 08, 2025
And what has you and your Obi supporters achieved? 2 years down the line, you are either wailing, crying, or creating content.

You can salivate from threatening other people, but your Pandora gbajue Obi cannot be cautioned.

Make una continue.....

MadamVanessa:
shocked




Though your figure is highly exaggerated but you can't threatened an enigma like Obi and you want to have peace. It's not possible. I am sorry for you and your family. Get ready to cry because the cry go long.

I know what Obidients can do, if you doubt me ask fóolish Reno mockery those that made him to start supporting Tinubu, I mean the same Tinubu the fool despised so much. They made him lose his integrity and he's now a laughingstock. You think Reno willingly supported Tinubu because he wants to? No,
he did all that to spite the Obidients, but ultimately, he's the one who lost. The good thing is, nobody can trust a snake like him, not even Tinubu, whom he's now praising, trust him, and that's because Tinubu is smart enough to see through his facade.


Your cry go long if Obidients truly get your time.
Business › Re: Nigeria Surpasses 1.5 Million BPD Crude Output, First Time In 4 Years by lapintoz: 11:23am On Jan 08, 2025
Jagaban of Africa. He will pursue, overtake, and recover all. Next target 2 million barrels per day!

Doubting Thomas, ipob, and obi.goats can drink sniper
Business › Re: Landmark Group Secures Waterfront Property In Port Harcourt by lapintoz: 11:20am On Jan 08, 2025
When you combine hatred with foolishness, you end up with a deranged mind. While you are already kolo mental... I can see that this illusion gives you joy, so please enjoy your dreams 😄😄😄


kettykin:
The relocation wave is surging with intensity. Landmark Group has boldly uprooted and shifted its entire operations. One can only hope that the dominant Niger Delta-owned banks and oil giants will seize the moment, relocating their headquarters—or at least a significant part of their operations—to Port Harcourt. Failure to act now risks leaving the region vulnerable to the next toxic chapter of political neglect and economic marginalization as the proverbial cock crows its timely warning.


Due to numerous inquiries in the thread.PH was part an parcel of the Eastern region. PH was originally developed to evacuate coal from Enugu. PH was originally called Igweocha.

They are absolutely losing their minds over a business that coughs up N10 Billion per year in taxes relocating to PH . Imagine the chaos if bigger players like Access Bank, UBA, Zenith Bank, Seplat, Nextoil, or even the Zinox Group decide to pack up and leave too. Lagos is living on borrowed time, and the clock is ticking.

Word on the street is that even Dangote is fed up with Lagos’ endless drama. Rumor has it he’s planning to move his main HQ to Abuja and rent out his Lagos office once it’s finished. If that happens, expect BUA to follow suit, and Lagos will finally settle into the role everyone’s been envisioning: the economic hub of Yoruba land and little more.
Properties › Re: Is It Wrong For A Landlord To Date His Tenant by lapintoz: 11:16am On Jan 08, 2025
Kiss your rent goodbye. Yansh don chop am and that of other tenants.....
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Returns To Abuja From Accra (Video & Pictures) by lapintoz: 11:14am On Jan 08, 2025
Are your ancestors not a bigger disgrace to you and your family. Of what use are you to human kind.

Or tell us one single achievement of your entire lineage......just one!

Peakdesign23:
Good for him.
As far as am concerned this man here don't value Nigerians, he keeps disgracing us. Mtcheew...
Politics › Re: I Will Stand As Guarantor, Release Nnamdi Kanu – Abaribe Tells Tinubu by lapintoz: 10:12pm On Jan 06, 2025
When hand touch you now, you will be jumping up and down that you be content creator.....

😁
Chegesnd:
Even in their graves, your parents are ashamed of you.
Because of what they passed through, just to make you survive.
You think Abaribe is a coward like an average Yoruba person.
Politics › Re: I Will Stand As Guarantor, Release Nnamdi Kanu – Abaribe Tells Tinubu by lapintoz: 10:10pm On Jan 06, 2025
What happened to the last guarantor? He stylishly dodged his obligation. Buhari did not waste his time....just went and brought the monkey in Kenya back to the zoo.

Shikena
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Arrives In Ghana (Pictures & Video) by lapintoz: 10:02pm On Jan 06, 2025
Those are obi.goats heading to owerri after dirty December. OBJ, Yardua, Jonathan, Bubu, all president when in transit will cause delays to vehicular and airline ops.

We were kept in the air for 45 minutes in abuja cos buhari was flying in. Heaven did not fall.

But obi.diots will always wail and curse their ancestors

Foreign231:
Omo na today I know say Nigerians no like this man. I was at the airport today and Mr president came arojnd boarding to Ghana. We were boarding to Abuja and was already about to take off when we were told Mr president was around and we needed to wait an extra 1hr before taking off. Omo see curses flying everywhere ontop Mr president head. I was surprised at how much people hates to hear the name “Tinubu”.
It’s a pity.
God bless Nigeria
Politics › Re: Troops Eliminate Terrorist Kingpin, Sani Rusu, Others In Zamfara (Photos) by lapintoz: 5:17pm On Jan 06, 2025
The ipob he goats looking for pictures can store this one for reference
Properties › Re: Seven Injured As Three-Storey Building Collapses In Rivers by lapintoz: 12:56pm On Jan 06, 2025
I am shur some obi,goats will blame Tinubu for this. Wailings shall never cease in their lives.
Politics › Re: Katsina Government Applauds Troops As 80 Bandits, Camps Neutralized by lapintoz: 12:48pm On Jan 06, 2025
Unlike Buhari that was pampering the bandits and killer herdsmen, PBAT dey waste them, left right and centre.

Dan boro ba!
Politics › Re: I Removed Fuel Subsidy To Prevent Nigeria Becoming Bankrupt — Tinubu by lapintoz: 12:35pm On Jan 05, 2025
My prayer is for you and your family,your wailings shall never cease till the year 2039.

Do I hear a very loud Amen........



Frigga13:
Normally only his Yoruba praise singers cares about his gibberish..

Druggie like story telling ans no one is really interested in his stories .

Do quick and share the money… sane Nigerians already know you’re a time waster and are all unified in patiently waiting for 2027

Na your rigging we dey wait .. no be even election
Politics › Re: Tinubu Returns To Lagos After Working Visit To Enugu (Pictures) by lapintoz: 12:30pm On Jan 05, 2025
Your father....na so you go wail till 2039!

😁😁😁

Frigga13:
Frigga terrorizing ronuist zom*** with truth.

I feel una pain

Tinubu for sleep for Enugu.. make we check if he’s truly in government.. in power and in charge.

Fear fear Yoruba god.. ran 4|40 .. .. something others v do without qualms.


Nigerians just can’t wait to kick him out… we await his rigging 2027 .., not election

Imagine another 8 years of Nigeria under Tinubu..

Walahi God forbid
Politics › Re: Tinubu in Enugu, Says It’s Time to Unite, Build Nigeria by lapintoz: 11:43am On Jan 05, 2025
Some people will only talk about Kwanu and the content creator here....
Christianity Etc › Re: Marine Kingdom Has Injected Strange Women Into The World - Olukoya by lapintoz: 12:31pm On Jan 04, 2025
Chai! As you dey do doggy, you go just dey slap the yansh....ta..tata...tatata...ta...tata.....tatata.....

E sweet me die.....🥰

saddler:
grin

Where are the strange women?
I want to disappear grin grin

Hope Lizzy is not among because i like this yansh.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Visits Lagos Island (pix) by lapintoz: 9:02pm On Jan 03, 2025
Are you jobless.....

A lot of us are making money legitimately.

If you are not, maybe you can join the content creators gang

Urheadmaster:
tongue




Shame! It's close to two years, and all Nigerians have gotten from you is...

- Economic hardship due to the removal of the fuel subsidy.
- Currency devaluation leading to inflation and loss of purchasing power.
- Rising poverty and increased cost of living.
- Persistent insecurity issues, including banditry and insurgency.

The man with the big brain my foot. Radarada.

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