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Politics › Re: South-South Generated The Highest Revenue In 2023 - StatiSense by lapintoz: 8:28am On Nov 08, 2024
They are the last on the list.....and they still sit at home 2 days a week.

Small talk, they are the developers of Lagos, Abuja, PH and Kano.

I laugh in Spanish 😁
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sex Scandal: Equatorial Guinea Sacks Engonga As ANIF Boss, First Lady Reacts by lapintoz: 10:06pm On Nov 07, 2024
Are you seeing what i am seeing....I hope madam first lady to never collect....abi she is making noise so she can collect her own too....
Politics › Re: AMCON To Takeover Governor Abiodun’s Heyden Petroleum Company Over Bankruptcy by lapintoz: 5:27pm On Nov 06, 2024
Cotrect!

And diverted the N400 billion into his private pocket!

Shikena.

lithiumnigeria:
This is how it works...

Heyden Real Worth: N100 Bn
Fraudulently value it: N800 Bn
Then secure loan worth: N500 Bn

Effectively, you have sold N100 Bn asset at N500 BN to the Federal Government
Politics › Re: AMCON To Takeover Governor Abiodun’s Heyden Petroleum Company Over Bankruptcy by lapintoz: 5:23pm On Nov 06, 2024
Our man don divert both company money and state house money go obodo oyinbo land abi na Wigwe hand the tin dey......

Thereis God o.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Promotes Olufemi Oluyede To Lieutenant General by lapintoz: 6:19pm On Nov 05, 2024
Wait for your turn.....IPOBcracy

Philistine:
Welcome to Yorubatocracy
Politics › Re: National Grid Collapses Again by lapintoz: 5:32pm On Nov 05, 2024
Hope this is giving you firm erection.....😁

lazkizz:
Omo !!! x 1M grin


1. Mabila hydro Dam , Buhari use sing for 8yrs grin

2. All Northern Governors solar projects from 2003 till now grin

3. Siemens mobile sub stations grin

4. Ekiti state Grara gara grin" first state Grid "

5. Eko Atlantic 24/7 power initiative grin

6. Aba uninterrupted power supply grin

7. Minister of power mass metering grin

8. World Bank 1.7B$ loan to boost Nigeria Enery grin

This is a circus and we are all clowns enjoying the show . We have the power to STOP the show or keep on enjoying it.
Politics › Re: EFCC Is Being Used To Settle Political Scores, Should Be Disbanded - Felix Odita by lapintoz: 6:33pm On Nov 04, 2024
My Prof is Fidelis Oditah. Not Felix....please correct yourself MOD!
Crime › Re: There Are Many Other Ways To Poison Apart From Pepper Soup - Lady Says (video) by lapintoz: 1:37pm On Nov 04, 2024
Gbam !

You said it all!

Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed. Nigerian men are now endangered species in the hands of this present generation of Nigerian native hens.

I think it's high time we,Nigerian men started being careful when dealing with these Nigerian scorpion queens.....

Just imagine what these diluted cum product is vomiting out of her mouth angry. Well,I thank God for my life I ain't a smoker and I don't kukuma do anything alcohol........

Honestly,to find a Nigerian banny who's sensible these days,you may end up crossing different deserts and seas and at the end, you'll still end up finding a very beautiful one with empty coconut head...
Politics › Re: Sit At Home: This Is Abakaliki Today Monday 04-11-24 (video/pics) by lapintoz: 12:38pm On Nov 04, 2024
What a beautiful city Abakaliki. Everywhere dey developed, no single brown roof like my Ibadan. IPOB do very well. Make the sit at home one whole month, so we will see how wonderful the development go be.....
Politics › Re: Hardship: What I Would Have Done Differently – Atiku by lapintoz: 8:09am On Nov 04, 2024
Very well said Alhaji.

Infact, you would have built a mansion for every Nigerian in their location of choice. You would also provide each and everyone of us with a holiday home in Dubai. To cap that up, we will all be living in paradise now with all your 30 children as heads of ministries, departments and agencies.

Well said Alhaji. We will put you there by 2077!
Crime › Re: ₦‎4.4 Billion Cocaine Seized At Lagos Airport By NDLEA by lapintoz: 12:28am On Nov 04, 2024
The usual suspects.....our one and only set of developers.....
Politics › Re: Abia LG Poll: ZLP Wins 15 LGs, YPP 2 by lapintoz: 9:03am On Nov 03, 2024
Where.....ODP, PDP, NewPDP, ZLP, NNPP....or they just form ObiAtiku Party 😁

Chidera57:
There is a rumour PO is merging with Atiku..
Politics › Re: Abia LG Poll: ZLP Wins 15 LGs, YPP 2 by lapintoz: 8:57am On Nov 03, 2024
And our BBC commentator Peter Obi Pandora Gbajue will say...........................


Nothing!

Because he is deaf and dumb to things like this...........
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kemi Badenoch Elected New Conservative Party Leader (Video) by lapintoz: 1:47pm On Nov 02, 2024
Another round of wailing don start for some people.....

Una go cry tire as the wheel of progress is moving us forward.

Make una continue with una drug trafficking, fake medicines and drinks. 😄



D00msDay:
Agbadorians food don done.grin
Events › Re: Man Buries In-law With Casket Worth Over 130 Million Naira In Anambra by lapintoz: 9:32am On Nov 02, 2024
Another idiotic vanity chest beater on display 😊

Lonestar124:
I'm proud to a Nigerian

I'm proud to come from Igbo tribe

I'm proud to come from Anambra state.

Jee chuba ego cheesy
Politics › Re: EFCC Arrests Edo Accountant-General Julius Anelu Days To Obaseki’s Handover by lapintoz: 8:33am On Nov 02, 2024
Idiots and their destiny looters are 7 and 8 😁

pdppower:
APC and witch-hunting Na 5 and 6.
Fashion › Re: Chidimma Adetshina In Mexico For Miss Universe Pageant by lapintoz: 8:26am On Nov 02, 2024
Our South African ungrateful bastards can go hug transformer 😊
Politics › Re: Even Underage Children Not Spared From T-Pain’s Wickedness – Atiku Blasts Tinubu by lapintoz: 8:24am On Nov 02, 2024
And if you don't work for him, you hunger goes up while sanity comes down 😄😄😄

jmoore:
When I said that Tinubu is a weapon fashioned against Nigeria, I was not joking.

No matter how intelligent you are, once you start working for Timlubu, your sanity starts to go down and your insanity rises.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Decries The Poor Handling Of 124 Protesters By The Federal Government by lapintoz: 9:15pm On Nov 01, 2024
Obi he and Oby she are struggling on FTC news 😁😁😁
Politics › Re: Acting COAS Oluyede Assumes Office (Photos, Video) by lapintoz: 9:14pm On Nov 01, 2024
Scam

Scam

Scam


Run o.....this Scam has been on for years....


Run Run Run....





Mystar:
Dear everyone, please, i won't be doing this if only there's a glimmer of hope. please forgive me, but it seems that I have no choice. I'm typing this with tears in my eyes and with a very heavy heart. I'm doing this for my little girl who is asthmatic, I have exhausted my savings to buy her Seretide inhaler but at this point it has become too expensive to afford. I work two jobs to provide for my family but it never seem to be enough and as it stands I have exhausted all channels with which I can borrow money to buy it. It is sold for 18,500 but anything we can lay our hands on is perfectly okay please. Even 1k will go a long way to keep my baby girl alive please. Please my family, am on my knees, I am pleading for assistance to save my daughters life. I beg you in God's name please.. Any well meaning Nigerian whom God has touched their heart to help us, please help us. May the Almighty GOD bless all you lay your fingers on, amen.

10 25 02 57 87. First City Monument Bank (fcmb)
May God bless you immensely ❤ 🙏
Politics › Re: Letter To Tinubu By Oby Ezekwesili (Trial Of Minors) by lapintoz: 9:12pm On Nov 01, 2024
When unknown gunmen yamutu her people in Anambra, Aba, Imo, this ugly chicken is deaf and dumb....now she can write idiotic letters on other peoples crisis.

Oponu
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Fines Google $20 Decillion, More Than Global GDP by lapintoz: 10:37am On Oct 31, 2024
Don't worry Google. I will pay this fine on your behalf 😎😎😎.

Putin, please send your bank account details for immediate transfer.
Celebrities › Re: Portable Jubilates As He Arrives Canada For The First Time (Video, Picture) by lapintoz: 10:33am On Oct 31, 2024
No be only senator, na president......

The last I checked, who are the senators representing your development region....

At least they are doing good, sharing millions in salaries and allowances monthly while your kunu defender is chopping beans....

What a sophisticated set of senators 😁😁😁😁

Sultanofpiglets:
Check if he is carrying drugs .. or is high on drugs.

In 20yrs from now . he will be a Senator representing the sophisticated region.
Celebrities › Re: Portable Jubilates As He Arrives Canada For The First Time (Video, Picture) by lapintoz: 10:29am On Oct 31, 2024
Who dash Portable business class seat....after all passengers don disembark, he go sidon for empty business class seat dey take picture.....mumu
Politics › Re: Major Gen. Olufemi Oluyede: 10 Things To Know About Acting Chief Of Army Staff by lapintoz: 10:22am On Oct 31, 2024
I expect PBAT to put Simon Ekpa as COAS and Nnamdi as Deputy COAS....😁

All bandits and IPOB miscreants go pick race 😁😁😁
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Performs Groundbreaking Of 18-Floor Ibom Towers In Lagos by lapintoz: 8:54am On Oct 31, 2024
That means that na Akwa Ibomites own Lagos.

Kudos to Sanwo Eko for attracting investment to our Lagos 😄
Politics › Re: Update On Reconstruction Of Tai Solanrin Road In Ogun State (video) by lapintoz: 8:47am On Oct 31, 2024
Is this man still alive....

With the level of rot in the state, I am not sure they have any body in government house onikolobo.....
Car Talk › Re: Video Of VIO Officers Secretly Removing Vehicle’s Number Plate In Ibadan by lapintoz: 5:55pm On Oct 30, 2024
Chai....I get am....

E too pain am 😁😁😁😁

Next time....the right word is Proof.....OK?

Proudlyomonna:
Hahaha hahaha see cursed deadheaded tribalistic hate-filled zombie don see who go help am do the senseless boring tribal rants wey him Eleda destined am to do till him go die enter grave grin grin grin grin.

This is a prove that your life is meaningless without this nonsense wey you dey do here, the day wey nairaland go put check on you shameless deadheaded cursed tribalistic hate-filled bastards na that day you go die bcus you go drink otapiapia due to depression grin grin

Dead goat Shun senseless tribal rants.
Politics › Re: Pictures From The New Flyover Project Along Enugu-Abakaliki Express by lapintoz: 5:53pm On Oct 30, 2024
See this SIMP.... na defence be this.....

SmartPolician:
Yes, it is. However, it's a village market in an Enugu suburb that has been demolished and the traders asked to relocate to a much decent market due to road expansion. If you look further, you will see modern houses and sellers' umbrellas.

It's insane to compare this to those brown roofs that overrun the entire South West (especially Ibadan) and someone calls abject poverty preserving one's culture.
Politics › Re: Pictures From The New Flyover Project Along Enugu-Abakaliki Express by lapintoz: 5:51pm On Oct 30, 2024
Chai see Eldorado....Nnewi, the Dubai of Africa....

Seyi Makinde needs to send my Ibadan people to this place to learn infrastructural development. ! No single brown roof....only skyscrapers 😁

Chai see GeePee tank!
Celebrities › Re: A Lot Of Women Crush On Me Than Men And I Don't Know Why - Says Tiwa Savage by lapintoz: 5:47pm On Oct 30, 2024
Mr Cunningham Road....will you keep quiet!

Abi you wan make i wire you slap over the humberside bridge.....


Hullcity:
Dis old woman is bcoming very annoying by the day. At her age she suppose to begin to conduct herself more decently. Its hightime she realise that her youtful years are over when people find her numerous controversial lyfstyle intresting.

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