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Business / Re: My Friend Who Warned Against Investing In Nigeria Now Taunting Me – Dangote by Laple0541(m): 6:00pm On Jul 22
Baba just realized he’s 67! The same Nigeria economy that made him the richest Blackman in the universe four years ago till date is where his unnamed rich friend told him four years ago not to do business.

It’s obvious the accesses to free money are blocked hence the reason for all these lamentations.
Foreign Affairs / Re: UAE Hands 57 Bangladeshis Long-term Jail Terms For Protests - Al-Jazeera by Laple0541(m): 5:36pm On Jul 22
Richnero99:
News of the Nigerian youths planning to stage a protest broke, and suddenly we are seeing so many negative happenings towards protesters from other countries on the Nairaland front page. Well done Seun!

Did he or anyone stop you from protesting? Just steer clear of Lagos for your own good cos I heard Sanwo Olu is planning something juicy this time around.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Police Woman Vs Mommy Fight At A School Gate In Jamaica by Laple0541(m): 12:44pm On Jul 22
Jamos and their animalistic behaviours! Imagine how she held the officer! She didn’t even care she was rough-handling her country’s identity.
Celebrities / Re: Brain Jotter To Gift Mike Ejeagha N2 Million After Going Viral With His Song by Laple0541(m): 1:26am On Jul 22
SocialJustice:
The man is entitled to more than a N2m gift. You can't use a person's IP and dash them money. It has to be a proper revenue share.

He could have used any beat and still make the dance go viral. The dance went viral not because of the man, but because of Brainjotter. The fact he offer the amount should be commended.
Fashion / Re: What Style Is This?: Hairstylist Seen ‘Cooking’ Her Client’s Hair (Video) by Laple0541(m): 3:50pm On Jul 21
All because of dïck….



Shiooor

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Religion / Re: The Best Way To Stop Masturbation And Pornography (my Story Included) by Laple0541(m): 2:30pm On Jul 21
yemmit90:
Stop stressing yourself, the only way to stop masturbation is by having constant real sex. Masturbation is mostly done by those lacking real sex or good sex. When you have access to sex anytime you want it, masturbation automatically become more irritating and a waste of time to you.

Big lie, masturbation goes beyond that when it’s chronic.
Religion / Re: Anam River: "No Fanta For Mamiwater" Man Of God Says On Speed Boat (Video/Photo) by Laple0541(m): 1:36pm On Jul 21
The mumu did not use life jacket oooo!


Even Jesus will tell you not to be stupid again when it eventually happens,
Celebrities / Re: Uriel: 'I Want Burna Boy To Choke Me Till My Eye Balls Comot' (Video) by Laple0541(m): 10:46pm On Jul 20
Olosho


Na only to advertise kpetus dem sabi.

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Romance / Re: Viral Video Of A Female Nigerian Soldier Wedding (pics/video) by Laple0541(m): 10:29pm On Jul 20
Why dem no show the husband’s face?

If he’s a civilian, the lord is his shepherd ooo, he shall want by fire by force.

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Food / Re: Fishermen Catch And Butcher Manatee In Odi, Bayelsa (Photos) by Laple0541(m): 11:50am On Jul 20
cyphaAhmed:
Go and find a seat and try to sit down....The earth is older than the Bible or any religious testament, dinosaurs, dragons and other creatures have been here and gone and humanity still thrives. Take your pretentious and Western inferior complexity of wildlife preservation and live in the Safari for two weeks and lets know if the wild life are educated enough to know that you are not some meal to them. All you uninformed pricks who are addicted to NATGeo Wild are firstly subhumans then think like animals when it comes to the subjugation of a lower animal that made its way into the territory of a higher animal.... Try and encounter a Lion's pride, na there you go know say you be endangered specie....mtchewww!!! Louds are no longer effective when it’s cold.

You are a true definition of myopism and it will be a total waste of time trying to enlighten you. I stressed on the fact showing the pictures online may put them in trouble yet the hunger that bewitched you did not allow you to understand that. I beg move on.

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Food / Re: Fishermen Catch And Butcher Manatee In Odi, Bayelsa (Photos) by Laple0541(m): 11:24am On Jul 20
They caught a threatened specie of animal, still went online to post the pictures of how they dismantled it. They should be arrested.

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Fashion / Re: Mixed Reactions As Man Undergoes Eyelash Extension (Video) by Laple0541(m): 11:19am On Jul 20
See his flat head!

St*pid gay.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Turns 63 Today by Laple0541(m): 11:18am On Jul 20
Doracity82:
You won't be alive to witness Peter Obi's presidency. It will be over your dead body. We will read your news here and it will be very tragic one.

You will not even live to witness the end of Tinubu’s presidency, Infact this is your last year on earth. Wherever you are reading this, mark it, the devil had marked you and your entire generation for agony and severe destruction. You will all be roasted to death. You will roast here and still continue to roast in hell. Beast.

And for the fraudster with mouth like fowl yansh that you support, he will never rule this country.
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Economic Team Worst Since 1999 — Coalition Of Northern Groups by Laple0541(m): 12:14am On Jul 20
Tinubu had really cut the excesses these so called northerners enjoyed at the expense of others in the past. No wonder dem dey para every here and there.
Though things may be hard currently, but it’s obvious Tinubu has taken some bold steps that will be greatly beneficial to the common Nigerians in the long run. It’s just unfortunate the bulk of the people he’s making the sacrifices to can’t see it now due to the present economic situation. No pain no gain.
Politics / Re: Kano Obidients Celebrate Peter Obi's Birthday With A Billboard by Laple0541(m): 11:48pm On Jul 19
phorget:



With his personal money o, what have you done in your community with your own personal money?🤷‍♂️

Which personal money? Dey play!

It’s the money he stole from Fidelity bank and Anambra state.
Politics / Re: Kano Obidients Celebrate Peter Obi's Birthday With A Billboard by Laple0541(m): 8:12pm On Jul 19
One local borehole to that community.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Fans Wear Bandages On Ears To Show Support – In Pictures by Laple0541(m): 1:57pm On Jul 19
More like the zombies that support a particular fraudster of a politician in Nigeria.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Needs To Seriously Reconsider Re-election Bid, Says Obama by Laple0541(m): 12:01pm On Jul 19
The question is, who among the democrats can defeat Trump as at today if Biden withdraws from the race? He still remains their best candidate.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Turns 63 Today by Laple0541(m): 11:20am On Jul 19
Doracity82:
By that time, you will be dead and forgotten.

So shall it be for you and your entire family members 🙏.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Turns 63 Today by Laple0541(m): 2:57am On Jul 19
By the time Tinubu finishes his 6years and a northerner completes a 6year term, Mr Obi will be 74years old.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ISRAEL'S Parliament Overwhelmingly Passes Bill Rejecting Palestine State by Laple0541(m): 10:01pm On Jul 18
Animals

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Politics / Re: National Assembly Moves Bill To Grant INEC Authority To Conduct LG Election by Laple0541(m): 5:01am On Jul 18
Ebigwei007:
Its finish already, nw the fed can nw becum lord of all, they will control the LGA's directly, leavinging the governors helpless

If that will improve the country from local government’s perspective, so be it. The local governments have been helpless and useless under the governors. Hitherto, local governments used to engage in local road constructions and similar activities, but now they are as useless as ‘ay’ in okay.

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Crime / Re: Moment Police Chased & Shot At Truck Driver Tyres As He Refused To Stop (video) by Laple0541(m): 8:41pm On Jul 17
km4n:
Does it justify the actions of the policemen?


Which action?
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Pays Condolence Visit To Dr. Bukola Saraki (Video) by Laple0541(m): 11:12pm On Jul 16
Politics….


I fear who no fear politicians. Who ever thought Obi can leave APGA after swearing with his life that he will remain in the party till eternity?

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Doesn’t Believe In Labour Party’s Manifesto – Reno Omokri by Laple0541(m): 11:07pm On Jul 16
Obi is a greedy fraudster whose only belief is getting power through whichever means. He will not mind becoming a bokoharam member if he gets the assurance doing so will grant him his greedy ambition .

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Celebrities / Re: Sandra Ifudu Warns Actors Against Forcefully Kisses On Set (Video) by Laple0541(m): 7:27pm On Jul 15
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Foreign Affairs / Re: See The Unusual Jobs Politicians In Ghana Have Started Doing For Their Election by Laple0541(m): 6:21pm On Jul 15
Fake man of the people 😏

Just like one fraudster from Agulu 😝
Crime / Re: Nigerian Teen Girls Used As Sex Slaves In Ghana (Video, Photos) by Laple0541(m): 6:02pm On Jul 15
Southeast and Edo state people need to do more about this menace. It’s very rampant in those places. They are not only taking those innocent girls to Ghana, they equally distribute them to brothels within Nigeria especially southwest and other parts of the country. It’s high time a death sentence is pronounced as punishment for human trafficking.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Euro 2024 Final Showdown: Spain Vs England - Who Wins The Cup? by Laple0541(m): 3:33pm On Jul 14
WibusJaga:
grin grin
England and Colombia to Win. ✌️
Yamal and Messi to Cry cry

Though I love Yamal but I want England to win. Yamal still has a lot of trophies to win ahead and for Messi, he already won everything as a footballer.

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Politics / Re: Police Dismiss Officer For Rejecting Transfer To New Station by Laple0541(m): 5:34am On Jul 13
Calabar women don sweet the mumu he no wan go face him boko ladies for north again. Dan boro bah!
Celebrities / Re: Portable Fights Bikeman For Stealing His Phone In Lagos (Video) by Laple0541(m): 8:38pm On Jul 12
Portable needs to have outgrown stuff like this. This is too primitive, just a little stab from nowhere can send him to the great beyond. That was how the great Ayinla Omowura’s life was terminated over a worthless confrontation at the peak of his musical career.

Eni t’aye nye koma sóra ni oo.

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