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 Politics / Re: I Dare Anyone To Arrest Me - Aisha Yesufu by Laple0541(m): 9:11pm On Jun 03 |
Smello Them never get your time! When it’s your turn, you will know say “iwó lo kan”. Go ask Bob for kirikiri, he can explain better. 2 Likes |
| Crime / Re: Hunter Shoots Colleague Dead In Ogun Forest After 'Mistaken Him For A Deer' by Laple0541(m): 6:47pm On Jun 03 |
Hunting is not for the kids Some animals do disguise as human to confuse hunters. Only those that lived with their grandparents or great grandparents will get it. 2 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Lady Blocks A Guy Who Didn't Send Her Money For Hair But Wanted Her To Visit Him by Laple0541(m): 6:05pm On Jun 02 |
See this grandma wey they form too! Didn’t you have a father? Let a man marry or engage with you first before you start putting your life problems on him. |
| Politics / Re: Mufti Yaks Dies At 20! Pantami Mourns by Laple0541(m): 10:15pm On Jun 01 |
May his soul rest in peace. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Borussia Dortmund vs Real Madrid: UCL Finals (0 - 2) On 1st June 2024 by Laple0541(m): 7:53pm On Jun 01 |
Dortmund all the way No be only Madrid they made the cup for. Na Kareem Adeyemi go destroy Madrid today, mark my word! |
| Politics / Re: Katsina Village Head Collects ₦700k Bribe From Bandits, Allows Invasion, Killing by Laple0541(m): 5:45pm On Jun 01 |
#700,000 divided by 30 = #23,333 That is the price for each life! That village head should be buried alive. 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Crime / Re: South Africans Rejoice As 6 Nigerians Are Killed In Their Country (video) by Laple0541(m): 5:40pm On Jun 01 |
JohnnA1: They were not directing the hatred to a particular tribe, they did to all Nigerians irrespective of their tribe. I’m a Yoruba man and I have friends and relatives there who are always complaining about them. South Africans did not hate you just because you brought drugs to their country, they hate at the slightest of every silly reasons. They hate if you are more intelligent, they hate if your biz is more progressing, they do if their ladies follow you. They are animals especially the black ones. If you think they hate Nigerians due to drug related issues, what about the Zimbabweans and other Africans they were killing few years ago? Were they into drugs too? If a close family member of yours that does legal business in South Africa ended up like that, then you will realize they have no justification for such bad wishes. |
| Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe Knocks Aisha Yesufu Over National Anthem by Laple0541(m): 5:14pm On Jun 01 |
People should stop giving that smelly lady attention. Her excesses is becoming unbecoming. The government did not have her time for now, when they do, she will know what’s up! I see her sharing apartment with Bobriski before the end of this administration. |
| Business / Re: First Bank Posts ₦238.53bn Profit Before Tax In Q1 2024 by Laple0541(m): 5:03pm On Jun 01 |
They should invest half of it in Agriculture. These banks need to start being supportive in the areas of poverty alleviation and human development. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics / Re: Tension As Soldiers Lay Siege On Aba, Markets Shut by Laple0541(m): 6:35am On Jun 01 |
rinzaugustine: No be only police, na Man ‘O’ War and Boys Scout go investigate the issue. By the time the Nigerian Army is done with your brothers, they will transit from Unknown to Well-Known gunmen. 1 Like |
| Travel / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In Switzerland For Coming In With Laser Pointer by Laple0541(m): 12:04am On Jun 01 |
omoadeleye: Where in the post did they ask him not to put it on social media? He only wrote “I resisted” which was his personal feeling. |
| Politics / Re: Ogun To Join Oil Producing States, As Exploration Commences by Laple0541(m): 11:23pm On May 31 |
Saintganduje: Yes it is, that is why your ancestors have been storming there in thousands everyday for survival. 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Cross River Demolishes Historic Monolith, Replaces It With Statue Of Jesus by Laple0541(m): 11:14pm On May 31 |
Stupid people Is that even the image of Jesus? |
| Politics / Re: Sit-at-home: Peter Obi Condemns Attack On The Nigerian Army In Aba Abia State by Laple0541(m): 8:41pm On May 31 |
All thanks to Mr Reno Omokre for calling out the werey, imagine him coming out from his shell after 48hrs or thereabouts. If it were to be elsewhere, he will post the news even before some media houses. |
| Politics / Re: Who Will You Pick To Lead Your Region If Regional Government Is Reintroduced? by Laple0541(m): 8:35pm On May 31 |
naptu2: I beg remove Obi from southeast, na scammer him be. It’s between Soludo and Umahi. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Education / Re: Anambra: WAEC Candidates Disguise As Water Fetchers To Beat Sit-at-home Enforcer by Laple0541(m): 8:28pm On May 30 |
And you will never see that mumu liar with mouth like fowl ass called Obi saying anything about it. If it were elsewhere in southwest, the ode would have toured every radio stations in the country by now. 7 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Court Declares 25 Rivers Assembly Seats Vacant by Laple0541(m): 8:13pm On May 30 |
They don’t deserve to be called lawmakers in the first instance. As a law maker, you are expected to know the intricacies of the law. They should have stayed back in PDP and truncate Fubara’s government rather than decamping. As it’s now, they should just ask Wike to get them clerk jobs at the Ministry of Federal capital to survive till another election comes. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Old Relics: Which Of These Are You Familiar With? by Laple0541(m): 7:28pm On May 30 |
ruggedtimi: Us |
| Politics / Re: Labour Party Appoints Ngogbehai, Elumelu, Ismaila, Others To Oversee Obidients by Laple0541(m): 6:01pm On May 30 |
May we not labour in vain in Jesus mighty name 🙏 6 Likes |
| Politics / Re: One Year After: Tinubu Building A Safer, Stronger, Prosperous Nigeria — Reno by Laple0541(m): 5:06pm On May 29 |
Tinubu should sack that Ngelale and appoint Reno (to especially destroy Bitter Hoebee and his zombie do-or-die supporters with facts). The guy is just too good. 1 Like |
| Crime / Re: Nigerian Scammer Failed Attempt To Auction Off Elvis Presley Mansion In USA by Laple0541(m): 4:53pm On May 29 |
Ishilove: It’s obvious you are a naive little kid to ask if they stole from my ancestors! What scamming process is more pronounced than colonization and slave trade? The impact of which will forever be eternal. Inasmuch I never wrote people should continue to scam others, I only emphasized the origin of SCAM should be retraced and compensations should be continuously made. ‘You gave someone a piece of mirror for gold/human slaves’ Isn’t that the peak of scam? Yet they mostly portray Africans that scam for peanuts as the origin of scam! If you can read through lines, just pass by and don’t be rude when quoting others. 2 Likes |
| Crime / Re: Nigerian Scammer Failed Attempt To Auction Off Elvis Presley Mansion In USA by Laple0541(m): 4:36pm On May 29 |
| Crime / Re: Nigerian Scammer Failed Attempt To Auction Off Elvis Presley Mansion In USA by Laple0541(m): 4:31pm On May 29 |
Promise47: The oyinbos too scammed our forefathers, and they must return our stolen goods. 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics / Re: If I Had My Way I Would Bring Back Our Old Anthem - Tinubu (Throwback Video) by Laple0541(m): 4:23pm On May 29 |
I beg where is the old and where is the new to start with? I only know the one we sang in the eighties during our primary school days, I don’t know if that is old or new. Seems e don tay small when aböki left Sabo ooo! |
| Politics / Re: Youths Harass Northern Man For Putting On Biafran Colours (Video) by Laple0541(m): 4:21pm On May 29 |
egoldman: Nnamdi Kanu should be able to answer that cos he broke thesame law. |
| Politics / Re: Youths Harass Northern Man For Putting On Biafran Colours (Video) by Laple0541(m): 10:14am On May 29 |
They should arrest him. Even though he’s an unlettered individual that hardly read the inscription on the cloth, yet ignorance of the law is never an excuse. 1 Like |
| Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Two For Currency Racketeering In Enugu by Laple0541(m): 2:42am On May 29 |
Misplaced priority People have been selling new notes for decades as far as I know, and the act has little on no impact on the overall performance of the economy or value of the currency. |
| Foreign Affairs / Re: Spain, Norway Recognise Palestinian State, Ireland Next by Laple0541(m): 3:53pm On May 28 |
Righteousness419 aka Holiness and Tribulation… How market’? 1 Like |
| TV/Movies / Re: Security Guard Fights With Massiel Taveras Who Wanted To Unfurl Huge Jesus Dress by Laple0541(m): 11:23am On May 28 |
Jesus eyes don see ooo! May the lord have mercy upon us 🙏 |
| Sports / Re: Footballers Who Married Older Women (Photos) by Laple0541(m): 11:16am On May 28 |
It’s a fantasy smashing a older lady BUT NOT MARRYING THEM OOO. emmabest2000: He was the reason the post was created! 24 Likes |
| Religion / Re: 'Educated Illiterates': Prophet Odumeje Mocks Nigeria's Education (Video) by Laple0541(m): 7:28pm On May 27 |
Odumejeje my guy  The naira to dollar you promised will go down when you return is yet to do so oooo. Agba yahoo 1 Like 1 Share |
| Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye & Ifeoma Share Photos From Their Traditional Marriage by Laple0541(m): 7:21pm On May 26 |
OriOko88: Small stout, I hope your John Thomas no short as you short sha! 😁. |
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