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Politics / Re: APC Disqualifies Segun Abraham, Tinubu’s Ally by Laple0541(m): 9:19am On Jul 11

Ondo state people are very wise, they don't want their destinies to be locked inside a bullion van grin

Ondo is not Lagos.

You always masturbate at every news relating to Tinubu, don't turn to a nuisance over this man's issue, he is not the cause of your regional failure. Get a life man.

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Politics / Re: Bode George: Justice Ayo Salami Unfit To Head Panel Investigating Magu by Laple0541(m): 6:00am On Jul 08
Every prisoners will groan at the sight of a judge so I don't blame Bode George.

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Akindoju: Actors Guild Of Nigeria Replies Lala Over Visit To Regina Daniels by Laple0541(m): 9:30am On Jul 07
Bunch of hungry and jobless people, to make the matter worse they named the baby "nollywood baby of the year", a baby that was born in late june! So none of them gave birth from Jan.?

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Capture 2 Wives Of Boko Haram Commander In Adamawa by Laple0541(m): 11:10am On Jul 06
Upon all the brags from Buratai it's their wives they could capture? Hmmmm, even if they want to use it as a bait to get the husbands, why making it public at this stage?
Politics / Re: Plot To Impeach Ajayi Agboola Thickens As Ondo Assembly Reconvenes by Laple0541(m): 11:05am On Jul 06
Akeredolu be like even if covid 19 go kpayn me no be you go be my successor.. I beg my honourables, sama this mumu impeachment.
Celebrities / Re: Jonet Makeovers Turns Her Face To Kanayo O. Kanayo (Photos) by Laple0541(m): 9:59pm On Jul 05
If she carry dis face go rob now, no be Kanayo dem go dey find? Make them arrest her before she start to de put ppu for kasala grin.

Good job anyway.
Politics / Re: Hushpuppi Is An Angel Compared To Buhari - Reno Omokri by Laple0541(m): 6:07pm On Jul 05

oga your logic doesnot make sense. anybody can snap with anybody at any event. there is no crime to that. shebi na invictus them catch recently... would you have called him a scammer prior to his arrest?

You mentioned Ramsey that is why I made the illustration.

Yeah, anyone can take a snap with anybody, but when anyone have four or more snaps with anybody at different locations, it's no more accidental. At least I'd seen 4 difderent pics of Hush and Dino online, they are somehow connected.
Crime / Re: 800 Police Officers Deployed To Zamfara To Deal With Bandits by Laple0541(m): 5:59pm On Jul 05
free Ray Hushpuppi!!!

Hushpuppi kii you there, mumu. Na jail you go end up las las.

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Politics / Re: Hushpuppi Is An Angel Compared To Buhari - Reno Omokri by Laple0541(m): 10:11am On Jul 05

if you snap picture tomorrow with Ramsey Noah and after a year or 2 them catch Ramsey Noah dey commit crime, dies that make you Ramsey Noahs associate? Dont be a fool and stop disgracing your generation

At least you know Ramsey Noah's profession, what is Hushpuppi's?
Politics / Re: Hushpuppi Is An Angel Compared To Buhari - Reno Omokri by Laple0541(m): 4:15am On Jul 05

you're a crazy idiot. Unrepentant Zombie who chose to forever remains a bigot. The imposter at Aso Rock,didn't he scam 200m Nigerians with palliative,feeding school children at home,transferring of #20k to Nigerians during the lockdown? Mumu,don't worry, you will soon feel the heat.

Your entire generation are mad, na thunder go kpayn you where you de Animal.
Politics / Re: Hushpuppi Is An Angel Compared To Buhari - Reno Omokri by Laple0541(m): 10:39pm On Jul 04

shut up!
Tinubu is a big thief!!!

Your fada!
Politics / Re: Hushpuppi Is An Angel Compared To Buhari - Reno Omokri by Laple0541(m): 10:36pm On Jul 04
face where everybody are facing and talk the fact! nomatter what truth will not be left unsaid. this man hit the nail on the head yet you still call him madman

Ask your self since buhari administration and how this corntree has been going. does it look like a corntree with future to you?

So if everyone is facing hell you must face their too?
If you are old enough to vote, your future is in your hand. You can correct the fraud of Buhari (if their is any) with your vote but you can't correct that of Hushpuppi with vote.

Reno and the likes are part of the people that put Nigeria where it is today, he called Atiku, Saraki, Dino and the likes thieves when they were in APC but now sees them as saint in PDP! Mind you they are all thesame, that is why he is a madman.
Politics / Re: Hushpuppi Is An Angel Compared To Buhari - Reno Omokri by Laple0541(m): 9:17pm On Jul 04
Mad man, maybe you are one of Hushpuppi's asociates like Bukky, Dino and Dogara, thank God you are currently in US, FBI will not need to travel far.

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Politics / Re: Customs Collects N1.1bn From South-west Importers In Six Months by Laple0541(m): 10:51am On Jul 02
They should use the money to re-roof their houses grin

That is part of what attracted your ancestors that keep them moving there in their millions.


Politics / Re: Court Orders Seizure Of 46 Houses, Land Linked To Ngozi Juliet Olejeme by Laple0541(m): 1:00am On Jul 02
I check the first two pages of this post, nearly everyone condemned her action withiout being subjective on her tribal affiliate, if the name is from other tribe you would have seen the children of hate coming in their thousands with their fufu brain yarning thrash... la'anar yara.


Health / Re: COVID-19: Woman Slumps, Dies As Husband Tests Positive In Delta by Laple0541(m): 7:07pm On Jul 01
She was probably an Hbp patient..

Deaths here! Deaths there!

No one knows the next hour..

In all you Do,soak yourself in the main deal.

The Main deal is no other but The Lamb of God, Jesus Christ

You never get sense yet! Mumu.
Religion / Re: Oyedepo: Lagos, Ogun Now Infected With Anti-Church Virus by Laple0541(m): 10:52am On Jun 29
There's a simple question Oyedepo is asking. Which is more worse, opening the Churches or the Market?

Answer the mumu question yourself now!

But if you can't, I will assist you and your greedy Oyedepo. Did we need to be in church before God answers our prayers? Market is opened because it's very essential, we all need to eat so as to continue existing but for church/mosques, we can still communicate with God without going to those places.

Opening the churches now mean people will go to the market as well as going to the church thus increasing the chances of contracting the virus. How many times have Oyedepo openly prayed about Covid 19 or infected patients? All he does is shouting and condemning government over its closure.

It is more risky opening the churches now because it is not essential. Prayer is essential but churches are not.
Politics / Re: Nemesis Catching Up With Tinubu – Bode George by Laple0541(m): 10:03am On Jun 29
What is this prisoner saying?
Politics / Re: AFDB Ranked Fourth Most Transparent Aid Institution In The World by Laple0541(m): 6:32am On Jun 25
This same AFDB that the Trump administration tagged ineffective and lack transparency, shame on Trump and his officials, they are only aggrieved based on what they perceived as collaborative relationship African nations are having under the current AfDB administration with China thus finding every means to tarnish the image of AfDB leadership.

Assuming the plans of US come to pass, Dr Adeshina would have been removed unjustly but thank God while they were planning their ungodly act, the issue of Floyd George came up and their plans were truncated.

Dr Adeshina is among the few intellectuals we have in the helm of affairs in Africa currently, even as corrupt as Nigeria is, he stood out when he served as minister of Agriculture so it's pertinent on us in that part of the world to stand against any oppressor that wants to bully character like this.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Sheffield United (3 - 0) On 24th June 2020 by Laple0541(m): 5:48am On Jun 25

Ole Gunnar Solskjær is the first manager in Premier League history to make a quintuple substitution.

The Super Sub lives up to his name. ♷

In competitive football history
Politics / Re: Sagay To Buhari: Don’t Attend Giadom-Led NEC Meeting by Laple0541(m): 5:35am On Jun 25
APC should leave us alone with their wahala.

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Properties / Re: Molding Or Buying Blocks. Which Is Better? by Laple0541(m): 12:32am On Jun 20
Molding block is cheaper than buying blocks..
If u buy sharp sand for 28k and cement the molder will collect 900# per bag of cement.

Education / Re: Renowned Economist And Academic, Professor O Teriba Laid To Rest. by Laple0541(m): 7:40pm On Apr 28
May his soul rest in peace, a lot of death this 2020 and this is just April..... God help us ooo.
Celebrities / Re: KWAM1 Denies Having An Affair With Olori Ajoke, Alaafin Of Oyo's Wife by Laple0541(m): 7:17pm On Apr 16
K1 could be a flirt to some ladies but I'm sure he dare not go around any of Alafin's wives. Alafin is a god and according to information I obtained from a close ally of him years back, if anyone sleep with a woman he'd earlier slept with, series of misfortunes will befall the person. K1 will know this and am sure he woun't dare take his alms beyound the mosque (koni fe gbe saara e kója mósalasi).


Politics / Re: IPOB Should Allow Us Bury Nnamdi Kanu’s Parents In Peace – Kinsmen by Laple0541(m): 1:13pm On Feb 05
Poor Nnamdi, he lost his Biafra struggle, lost his pet dog as well as his parent, now he lost the opportunity to give his beloved parent a befitting burial rite. May the soul of his parent rest in peace. NNA MEHN, NNAMDI DON SUFFER.
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Becomes First Juventus Player To Score In Nine Straight League Games by Laple0541(m): 3:34pm On Feb 02
This one no go stop to de make/break records, sabbi man.


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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG Orders The Recruitment Of Constables For Community Policing by Laple0541(m): 3:07pm On Jan 26
I Amotekun Laple0541 do solemly swear that I support Amotekun with all my heart, so help me God.


Business / Re: Yusuf Fatai 'Oko Oloyun' Buried In His Hometown (Photos) by Laple0541(m): 1:48pm On Jan 25

It is so disrespectful how his corpse is being handled.

Show some decorum to the dead, let religion not be used as pretence to encourage stinginess.
Simple casket, they can't buy.

See, they even wrapped him up like fufu.

Will the casket prevent his dead body from decaying or will it restore his life? The millions some wasted on caskets for their dead ones is sufficient enough to empower ten unemployed youth.

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Politics / Re: Amotekun Not Unconstitutional, Falana Tackles Malami by Laple0541(m): 12:43pm On Jan 16
I beg make them leave us with all this Amotekun, Amotaja, Amotakiniun wahala....



Sports / Re: Video Of Asisat Oshoala's 4 Goals For Barcelona Against Tacon Yesterday. by Laple0541(m): 4:45pm On Jan 12
Nice one from her.....but una sure say nor be training?? See as d stadium dey empty

Na female football, people no de follow am like men own.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Family Rejects Me Because I'm Disabled by Laple0541(m): 5:02am On Jan 01
For you to have achieved all you claimed to have achieved it shows you are ABLE not disable, you are just physically challenged and everyone of us has that challenges one way or the other (noone is perfectly made). Tell the lady to try hard in convincing her mother, if your effort is proven abortive, just leave her, your God chosen wife will surely locate you. ALL THE BEST.

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