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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Flaunts New Car With His Wife Ivy by Laple0541(m): 10:15pm On Sep 19
Trying very hard to prove he’s happy.
Education / Re: OAUTH Removes Beds Which Randy Lecturers Use For Sexual Harassment by Laple0541(m): 7:34pm On Sep 19
Who uses beds for that this days?

Remove the lack of self control in their heart not the beds in their offices.

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Education / Re: Lady In Shock As Man Lists Conditions For Sponsoring Her HND by Laple0541(m): 7:23pm On Sep 19
Attention seeker

You expected him to sponsor your HND for nothing before? Mtcheeeew
Romance / Re: Drama As Nigerian Man Proposes To His Lover In Public(photos & Video) by Laple0541(m): 7:04pm On Sep 19
That boy looks really foolish, and going by the kind of windscreen he puts on, you will know he’s not a man enough. I will advise that young girl not to say a yes for an idiot that that.

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Health / Re: The Sex Act Almost Everyone Does That Could Be Fuelling Throat Cancer by Laple0541(m): 11:18pm On Sep 18
eepeepook:
Bullshit. Animals do the same and we don’t hear of them catching throat cancer. Some people will always be unlucky with cancer. They can live the most healthy life and still catch the disease. The majority of cancers suffered in developed nations are linked to lifestyle.

So if animals for instance a dog has cancer, you expect it to say ‘woo woo woo… I have cancer?’

Continue to eat your toto,..I pray ignorance does not kii you.

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Science/Technology / Re: Meet Four Nigerians Ranked Among Africa’s Top 100 Scientists by Laple0541(m): 8:48pm On Sep 18
75% Omoluwabi.

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Honours EFCC Invitation by Laple0541(m): 11:42am On Sep 18
After behind the cotton’s arrangement?


Thief
Education / Re: Catholics Fault Makurdi University Students’ Use Of Clerical Robes For Ceremony by Laple0541(m): 11:35am On Sep 18
See their legs like toothpicks
Sports / Re: Salvatore 'Toto' Schillaci Dies Of Colon Cancer At 59 by Laple0541(m): 11:34am On Sep 18
Schillaci 💓



RIP
Crime / Re: 20-Year-Old Boy Involved In Murder Of Damilola Olowoyo (Kogi Student) Arrested by Laple0541(m): 9:22pm On Sep 14
I don’t even know how we got here in the first instance!

Same story every time and yet, the menace continue to sniff the life off our innocent young girls. Everyday one is arrested, another ten will be in the news the next day for this same crime.

I think a total reorientation program needs to be reeled out to change the mindset of Nigerian youth that money can’t be made via this inhumane means. Furthermore, stiffer penalties need to go with this criminal act.

May her soul rest in peace.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Denies Agreeing To Deputize Any Politician in 2027 by Laple0541(m): 4:27pm On Sep 14
I am 100% sure Obi’s name will appear as vice presidential candidate to a northerner in the next election.

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Politics / Re: Be More Understanding, Tinubu Also Affected By Fuel Price Hike, Onyejeocha Begs by Laple0541(m): 4:01pm On Sep 13
Rubbish

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Politics / Re: I’m Ready To Be VP If I See Someone Who Will Perform Better, Says Peter Obi by Laple0541(m): 4:00pm On Sep 13
This guy no get shame. Na anywhere belle face.


Now he’s ready to be Atiku’s running mate.

Headless Obidients, unna see unna messiah 😒

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Posts That He Won't Debate Harris Again by Laple0541(m): 3:55pm On Sep 13
Guyman! The consequence of the last debate still hunts him and it will forever do.

He obviously has nothing to offer Americans and the world at large except crisis, esp. racial discrimination and religious war.

How will you defend your policies on international level against opposing views when ordinary debate became an issue?
Politics / Re: Nenadi Usman: I Want To Leave The Legacy Of Unity In Labour Party by Laple0541(m): 12:15pm On Sep 13
Unity and Peteru Obidike can never be in one party.

He’s the father of religious cum ethno-political politics in Nigeria.
Family / Re: UK Police Probe Cop Telling Nigerian Women 'Do Not Call Police On Your Husbands' by Laple0541(m): 9:55pm On Sep 12
pocohantas:


Oga, have you not seen how many women your brothers have killed this week alone? When will you comment on the vast majority of Nigerian men? Abi no be same una dey travel abroad?

Encourage your brothers to marry foreigners. I want to see more of such marriages. I want to see more Nigerian men with their foreign wives celebrating 40yrs anniversary. There has to be a reason I hardly see this. The marriage must be so sweet that these women do not remain with you guys until retirement. It is only to hail una for buying Henessey in SA and Kenyan clubs. grin

If anyone kills, it’s obvious the killers are your brothers not mine. My brothers don’t kill, they only try to avoid toxic women who like to transfer aggression on every little issues.

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Family / Re: UK Police Probe Cop Telling Nigerian Women 'Do Not Call Police On Your Husbands' by Laple0541(m): 9:38pm On Sep 12
pocohantas:


I bet you are also very submissive and well-behaved. We see your videos on TikTok "My white wife tries egusi", "join me to make jollof for my white wife"

Keep it up and you will be fine. Also give same advice to your brothers to marry white women like you did. 🤝

So to you, anyone that doesn’t marry a Nigerian lady marries a white lady? You are absolutely wrong.

Btw, my submission was based on toxic happenings and occurrences Nigerian men face after such sponsorship. Though not all Nigerian women taken abroad by their husbands turn to a monster but I can categorically tell you a vast majority of them do. You may not understand though!

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Family / Re: UK Police Probe Cop Telling Nigerian Women 'Do Not Call Police On Your Husbands' by Laple0541(m): 9:17pm On Sep 12
pocohantas:


Don't marry a Nigerian woman at all. Go abroad and marry. Have your mixed kids with a white woman. They are the best. 🫂🫂


You must be a prophet/ess! I did that already and we are blessed with children. I sleep with both eyes closed and I have no reason to think one omo ajóberi (opportunist) will call the police on me over trivial issue just to take over all I laboured for years before bringing her over.

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Family / Re: UK Police Probe Cop Telling Nigerian Women 'Do Not Call Police On Your Husbands' by Laple0541(m): 9:02pm On Sep 12
If you are abroad as a man and your wife is in Nigeria, leave her there. If your children are with her, take them there but leave your wife in Nigeria. Come to see her as much as you can, let her enjoy nice trips around the world if you can afford it but don’t let her leave with you over there.




You will surely thank me later if you take the advice.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Harris Mocked For Exaggerated Facial Expressions As Trump Spoke At Debate.... by Laple0541(m): 11:17pm On Sep 11
OLAADEGBU:
Kamala Harris Called Out For Abortion ‘Lies’ During Debate
Sky News Australia


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElUsxmK0lWI?si=lJ1ZthU5Ni_o5dbC

Stop posting rubbish? Even a 2year old kid knows Trump fell totally for Harris’ baits. Trump had once again shown he’s temperamental and it will be dangerous for a man like that to lead the world most powerful country.
Business / Re: Nigerians Own Four Commercial Banks In Our Country – Liberia’s VP, Jeremiah Kpan by Laple0541(m): 11:05pm On Sep 11
Hope they will not start their madness tomorrow saying Nigerians have taken over their economy just like the animals in South Africa. I don’t trust most of these African countries anymore, envy can make them do anything.
Crime / Re: Nasarawa: Man Commits Suicide After ‘Discovering Wife Was Sleeping With Friends by Laple0541(m): 10:55pm On Sep 11
His corpse should be shot 3times to fully confirm he’d gone.

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Romance / Re: Woman Slept With 40 Men To Celebrate Her Birthday (photos & Video) by Laple0541(m): 10:52pm On Sep 11
She must had been celebrating her 40th birthday!



Happy birthday in arrears great woman.
Education / Re: MC Oluomo's Son Gaji Graduates With First Class From University Of Hertfordshire by Laple0541(m): 12:31pm On Sep 11
Lumarstone:
Congratulations to Him.

I won't be surprise if by tomorrow he is appointed as the Minister of State for Budget and Economic Planning.

This is a country where everything is possible.

If he’s appointed, didn’t he qualify?

I wonder what is wrong with you people sometimes. This is a first class graduate from a well recognized University, so you expect a third class graduate to be the Minister of State for Budget or what exactly is your grumbling all about?
Politics / Re: Nigerian Charged For Operating ‘Illegal Crypto ATM Network’ In UK by Laple0541(m): 4:59am On Sep 11
That is ingenuity!

The only issue is the guy should have ensured it was registered before operating it. Am sure if the concept was developed by a white guy, the British government would have registered it.

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Politics / Re: Edo Election: Peter Obi At LP Campaign Rally In Benin by Laple0541(m): 11:05pm On Sep 10
If the LP guy comes third in the election, he should be declared the winner.

I’m sure he can’t see third position from the election. Even void will beat him.

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Politics / Re: Who Are You Fighting? - Obi Questions LP Factional Chairman Abure by Laple0541(m): 11:02am On Sep 10
Everywhere Obi go na to scatter. Agent of divisive politics.

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Sports / Re: Osimhen Yet To Apologise For Social Media Rant – Finidi by Laple0541(m): 1:46pm On Sep 09
Oga park well! That young man is just coming out of a terrible transfer saga, allow him to breathe pls.

Did you apologize to Nigerians for your incompetence that made it almost impossible for us to qualify for the World Cup? Mumu man.
Politics / Re: Yemi Adenuga: Irish People Attack Nigerian Vying For Post by Laple0541(m): 5:20pm On Sep 08
toneroforever:


But nobody will attack whoever that decides to vote for her.

Just the way the man here👇 was not attacked I guess!

https://www.nairaland.com/7585504/elderly-man-assaulted-voting-apc

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