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Politics / Re: Edo: Obaseki Accepts Shaibu’s Apology, Says To Err Is Human, To Forgive Divine by Laple0541(m): 3:27pm On Sep 29
Philip Shuaib is the most foolish politician in Nigeria presently. You guys have less than a year to go so why can’t you just be a man enough and fight for your right?

Obaseki fought Oshiomole over godfatherism and he’s doing exactly thesame thing. How can you say a grown up politician should drop his political ambition as the only condition for reconciliation?

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Politics / Re: Resign And Save Nigeria From Further Embarrassment — National Coalition, NADECO by Laple0541(m): 3:22pm On Sep 29
Signed by Ukwu omo irankiran

He should resign and swear in your 3rd class Philosophy graduate that you all cursed as a governor in Anambra due to inefficiency abi?

Na ogun go kii all of unna.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Which One Is Better? To Be Right? Or To Be Correct.? by Laple0541(m): 3:16pm On Sep 29
Correct is a factual expression that if being put into tests years to come will still produce thesame result, while right on the other hand is a circumstantial statement that could be subjected to changes in future.

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Politics / Re: Dave Umahi Begs Civil Servants After Locking Them Out For Late Coming (Video) by Laple0541(m): 11:40am On Sep 29
Respect kii all of una there…

Engr Umahi please don’t beg them. Sack the hell out of them; they are the most lazy civil servants in the whole world.

You can’t expect a change Nigeria and still operate an unproductive civil service like this.

Umahi is the greatest Igbo person that ever existed.


Romance / Re: Ladies, Dudes Are Not Falling For This Anymore by Laple0541(m): 10:04pm On Sep 27
Maybe the guy was too dull to keep the lady’s company. Normally if he engages her in a real conversation he will get her full attention. Though I admit some ladies are naturally mannerless.

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Politics / Re: Ex-President Obasanjo Prostrates For Olota Of Ota by Laple0541(m): 9:56pm On Sep 27
Dementia is troubling this old man.

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Politics / Re: Mohbad: Reps Observe Moment Of Silence by Laple0541(m): 2:59pm On Sep 26
His soul will not rest until the whole truth about his death is revealed.

Btw, why is his wife scared of carrying out a DNA test? The son’s paternity brouhaha is another dimension and potential cause of his death. The police should include it in their findings.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Rocking Saudi Arabia's National Attire (Photos) by Laple0541(m): 3:06am On Sep 25
What does the knife symbolize

For slaughtering dwarf goat aka Messi.
Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy - City Boys (Official Music Video) by Laple0541(m): 7:18pm On Sep 24
On behalf of that guy that always like to dedicate music, I dedicate City boys by Burna boy to the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (the number one City boy).

Great jam 🕺💃


Celebrities / Re: Barber Yanks Off Naira Marley’s Poster From His Shop by Laple0541(m): 4:38pm On Sep 24
Funny enough Marley may be innocent.

Am not shying away from the fact his record label harassed Mohbad while he was alive, but their are still some shady deals that transpired the day he died which must be made public.

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Politics / Re: This Picture Of Wike Will Show You How Power Can Dry A Person by Laple0541(m): 11:26am On Sep 23
The first picture is Wike shortly before he became Governor of Rivers State 8 years ago

The second picture is Wike Shortly before he handed over some months ago

Power can dry person

Their was an interval of 10years or more between the two pics, so expectedly they can’t be the same. He is getting old too.

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Music/Radio / Re: Peter Obi Mourns Mohbad, commiserates with family by Laple0541(m): 6:52pm On Sep 19

Ask him who is Mohbad; he will tell you he was a great footballer.

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TV/Movies / Re: Neoenergy Evicted From The Big Brother All Stars House by Laple0541(m): 7:38pm On Sep 17

It suppose to be on Bleep not on the NBC list.

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TV/Movies / Re: Omashola (Sholzy) Evicted From The Big Brother All Stars House by Laple0541(m): 7:36pm On Sep 17
So they haven’t finished this senseless stuff? I thought it was over last week.

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Politics / Re: Senators Scheming To Oust Akpabio Hire Marabouts, Plot To Crush Tinubu's Govt by Laple0541(m): 7:05pm On Sep 16
Enemies of the country; they will never succeed. Tinubu will complete his two terms and the country shall know his time for unprecedented growth and development.

Igba oko pelu ada toun ba oke leri, oodaju oke ni o bori gbogbo won.

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Sports / Re: Man United's £989m Squad Is The Most Expensive In The WORLD by Laple0541(m): 1:01am On Sep 14
Their mumu fanbase go dey scream Guardiola use money dominate England and Europe, bunch of hypocrites they have the most expensive squad in the world, and they will never win any meaningful silverware this season, they will end up fighting for top4 as usual

Mudus, is that the reason you wrote this long epistle?
Politics / Re: Ondo: I Was Never Disloyal To The Governor - Deputy Governor, Aiyedatiwa, by Laple0541(m): 1:42am On Sep 13
Dey play, goner.
Politics / Re: APC Vows To Arrest Anyone If They Protest, Disrupt President Tinubu UN Outing by Laple0541(m): 7:11pm On Sep 12
Shoot them at sight….
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Celebrates His Wife, Margaret, On Her 49th Birthday by Laple0541(m): 8:14pm On Sep 09
Hbd madam

How that dull man woo this kind of beautiful woman is still a mystery to me; a lot of money must be involved.

But wait ooo, Obi’s wife is 49 and her daughter 33, does that mean Obi married an underage? So that liar is also a pedophile!

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Presidential Legal Team Clarifies 'header' On copies of PEPC Judgement by Laple0541(m): 6:02pm On Sep 09

People that believed former president Muhammadu Buhari was one Jubril from Sudan based on what one quack albino journalist told them; why wouldn’t they believe what one fake third class philosophy graduate told them?

To be a zombie with a dent is the greatest disaster that can befall any Nigerian.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Teaches Russian Nuclear Scientists How To Choose A Wife (Photos) by Laple0541(m): 5:57pm On Sep 09
This one likes noise too much…

If you want to use your nuclear weapon, use it and stop all these childish display of nuclear prowess. All I know is, even you and your families will not be spared of the consequences whenever you try to.

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Politics / Re: Defend Yourselves Against Bandits’ Invasion – CAN Tells Southern Kaduna by Laple0541(m): 11:10am On Sep 09
De play

Bandits wey trained soldiers self no fit confront!
Travel / Re: After JAPA - How Long It Took To Make Your First 100 Million by Laple0541(m): 10:30am On Sep 09
Ma so 100million easy?

Many of you will sit in a corner thinking people abroad are picking pounds/dollars on the street.

I pray God make it easier for you all to come and pick your own free dollars on the street very soon. My only advice is just that don’t sell your house all in the name of Japa and always have a Plan B.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by Laple0541(m): 6:56pm On Sep 08
Today I went for job interview just to find out it was gnld. Oboy I no fit cry.
After spending over 1k for transport.

You for curse dem before you comot from d place!

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Men Are Generous And Last Long In Bed - Kenyan Socialite Shakila (vid) by Laple0541(m): 11:16pm On Sep 07
Is this the only thing they are good at?
😂 This is an insult

To 95% of ladies especially African ladies, those are things that really matter.

Money and bed power.

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Politics / Re: I Don't Know Who Is Giving PDP Hope, Whether It Is The Pastors Or Imams - Wike by Laple0541(m): 10:47pm On Sep 07
Nigeria 🇳🇬 is finally gone.

Gone too soon cry cry cry


You don change moniker since the Tribunal gave her judgement? Your wish for Nigeria shall be for your households alone, Nigeria will be great under this administration.

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Politics / Re: I Don't Know Who Is Giving PDP Hope, Whether It Is The Pastors Or Imams - Wike by Laple0541(m): 10:44pm On Sep 07
Based on the judgement from the Tribunal, their is virtually little or nothing the Supreme Court can further do, it’s a dead on arrival case.

Atiku and Obi should just use the money they had stolen hitherto to do something more meaningful. Those set of charge and bail lawyers they employed can not withstand the level of sagacity of Tinubu’s team of lawyers.

To be candid, I really pity Obi ooo, where is he going to get the 48million the Tribunal asked him to pay again? Even those elementary school lawyers he used are yet to collect their balance! Anyway may be his zombie group of supporters can help.

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Politics / Re: Wike To Atiku, Obi: Election Petitions Cases Are Not Won On Social Media by Laple0541(m): 10:24pm On Sep 07
Wike Mr vawolence
Politics / Re: You Are Not An Engineer: Tinubu Aide Replies Obasanjo On Port Harcourt Refinery by Laple0541(m): 5:05pm On Sep 07
Obasanjo is just a bitter old man that did not want anyone to get to his level in terms of achievement. He’s full of negativity.

Tinubu is a progressive, he sees possibility where there seems to be none. If you doubt it, ask yourself how a man all Beerfraud faithfuls said will never be the presidential candidate during APC primaries; will never succeed with a Muslim -Muslim ticket, will never win the presidential election but eventually scale through all those impossibilities?

I believe Tinubu, the refinery projects will be completed and Nigeria shall be great under his watch.


Family / Re: Is This Enough Reason To Send My Niece Back To The Village? by Laple0541(m): 12:22am On Sep 06
A twelve year old girl is sill a baby so don’t expect her to take care of your children. If you guys can’t afford to employ a trained adult that can take care of your children, then both of you should decide on when each of you should work and when to be the the children.

For the girl, take her to her parents before she gives you children kerosene thinking it is water. But before you do, get some canes to reset her brain. She lacks home training coupled with some traits of wickedness in her.

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Politics / Re: Passport Backlogs To Be Cleared In Two Weeks, Says Minister by Laple0541(m): 12:18am On Sep 06
Funny enough, thesame madness is extended to Nigeria’s embassies in some western countries. If you don’t bribe them they will just put your application aside.


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