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Taming to collect..........

350kg of weed was in your breakfast abi Mr OP

Chinachriss:
Must you reply to nonsense?

Must you reply nonsense-ly?

Must you people talk nonsense

My future wife please don try making that number 1 style o

How much

searchng4love:
Convenant University under studied Babcock University too! Where's the news? Caleb University team was at Landmark University and Afe Babalola University last week to study some things.

Unnecessary publicity

Kudos...... Leadership instinct, later all those baba 70 ruling Nigeria will think they are the only one with Nigeria's love at heart

EastGold:
See their heads

Edwardpokiripo

Nice but Obasanjo's voice is ticker than Bamboo na

Richardabbey:
can someone narrate d story for me ??

FOOTBALL VS SEX ! !
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1. Going to your boyfriend or Girlfriend without
being invited = Offside.
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2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the
sameday = Free kick.
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3. Condom = Defender.
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4. Abortion = Red card.
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5. Condom breaks = Penalty.
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6. A girl with a lot of energy = Captain.
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7. Having sex without condom = Own goal.
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8. Taking a lot of time without coming back = man of the match.
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9sexing three girls in one day = Hat-trick.
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10. Having sex with your Ex = Friendly match.
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11. Eight years of sex without getting a child = Arsenal.
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12. After two rounds and you request for more = Extra time.
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13. Taking it gently when having sex = Fair play.
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14. Biting your girlfriend's nipples = Suarez.
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15. Two legs on the shoulder = Throw in.
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16. Asking her ''how do you want it?" = Taking
instructions from the touchline.
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17. A lady using pills after sex and later she still gets pregnant =Defensive error.
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18. A girl getting pregnant = Gooooal.
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19. Having sex with your girlfriend and your mum
opens the door = Injury.
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20. A guy who pregnanted the lady = Active striker.
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21. A girl telling you to stop = Yellow card.
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22. You and your girlfriend break up in your love
relationship = Game over.
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What's the name of the school and email

Computer explains life of girls

Rich people no sey dey get six packs

Caro don dey Bleep different paddies yeh?

Badgers14:
Where is freedom of speech

Under my bed observing the sex beat

After all the jacking ....... No job. God punish all that led to this country to this mess

1 ½ 1

AceMarlin:
pornographic actor

Weyrey re ooo

Applied too

Bumbae1:
Firstly

Hear her out .. the only crime she has committed right now, was not telling you truth about her whereabouts
It might actually be an uncle and a friend
If she has never ever been dishonest then you owe her that .. after hearing her out if the story don't add up
Then you know what to do
But don't just conclude without having all the facts ...

If one of those men is her uncle she would have felt free to greet him and at least introduce him to them as a friend. She is a ho no doubt, just stay cool enjoy her for a while till you find a better option. Don't be dumb by falling in love again o. Just for her to satisfy your sexual needs till you find another girl. To me o, girls na try and error till you find that better one.

dhakingpin:
This is question is now trending on Facebook, so I decided to bring it down here to nairaland.. so the question is Can you sell your waec result for 20million pounds?

I can sell it for just 250k

Nonsense