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RomanceRe: Man Dey H O by LarryBeryl(m): 12:19am On Dec 26, 2017
Why did you omitt 2?

Man dey H2O
RomanceRe: Is School A Scam?? by LarryBeryl(m): 8:49pm On Dec 19, 2017
smulti:
hmmm... Can I say you are referring to somebody like me who did not have the opportunity to see the four walls of higher institution

though, by the grace of God, with my business enterprise I was able to train four of my younger siblings in the universities, without being boastful I'm currently living in my own house, also own a small car to convey me from point A to point B


this is to say if I'm to come across you and liked to marry you I will have to present university degree certificate

thanks
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Some graduates can construct sentences half this good
EducationRe: Nairalanders, Please Help Me Pay My School Fees. Deadline Is Today!! by LarryBeryl(m): 8:13pm On Dec 19, 2017
I hope you get the help you need... But hungry lions will still come for your head saying you are lying... Lemme siddo, cross legs and enjoy. I wish I can help....but we no different brother.
PhonesRe: Where Can I Unlock My Samsung Galaxy S8+ In Ikeja by LarryBeryl(m): 3:31pm On Dec 19, 2017
Affordables
CelebritiesRe: DAVIDO Has Accepted Daddyfreeze Tithe Against Poverty (TAP) Challenge by LarryBeryl(m): 8:29am On Dec 14, 2017
Aragon:
U can also help before u get rich. Even its buying groundnut and garri for a hungry person
Lol.... I'm that person that needs the groundnut and garri ATM.
CelebritiesRe: DAVIDO Has Accepted Daddyfreeze Tithe Against Poverty (TAP) Challenge by LarryBeryl(m): 7:48pm On Dec 13, 2017
Oh God please make me rich so that I can accept to help people in a big way
RomanceRe: Guys , Come Inside... Is This 3 Or 4inches? by LarryBeryl(m): 7:41pm On Dec 13, 2017
The size of a dick or pus*sy can't be measured during hibernation..... The active moment is the best time to measure.
TravelRe: Lagos Government Seals Off Chisco, Ifex, GUO, Other Transporters' Office by LarryBeryl(m): 8:54am On Dec 13, 2017
Trade off that pays
CelebritiesRe: Sexy New Photos Of Braless Maheeda In Her Underwear by LarryBeryl(m): 7:57am On Dec 12, 2017
Something to grab
CelebritiesRe: Mr Eazi: "Dating Temi Otedola Is One Of The Highlights Of My Year" by LarryBeryl(m): 5:41pm On Dec 05, 2017
Fu@ked up niggaz always have cool story to tell
FamilyRe: My Wife Saved A Male Number With A Female Name by LarryBeryl(m): 5:53am On Dec 05, 2017
enabledgoddess:
slap will only lead to more harm. I know it hurt but hold your anger and ask questions. such as why did you encode his name? what do you have with him? slapping her will push her farther from you. help your marriage work.
And if all the question prove his curiosity right or lead to more lies..... What should he do?
RomanceRe: ‘tithe Was Good Enough Till I Lost My Job’ - Man Outs Foursquare Church Pastor by LarryBeryl(m): 2:08am On Dec 03, 2017
Some gullible fools will still come here to justify the pastor's act.... Lemme cross legs and watch em speak undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Newcastle United - (3 - 1) On 2nd December 2017 by LarryBeryl(m): 12:48pm On Dec 02, 2017
Sirheny007:
Chelsea na yesterday's club nau.
No history.
My Joy would know no bounds if Newcastle can get a draw..
angry
You mean like a draw soup ?
RomanceRe: I met a dead man physically by LarryBeryl(m): 6:12pm On Dec 01, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
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@bolded...what do u mean? It's confusing ooo sad
Baba guys need money o. That game can change someone's life o.... Biko release am na make we send bet9ja go village
RomanceRe: This Post Explains The Current Stupidity Amongst Nigerian Girls Of Today by LarryBeryl(m): 6:07pm On Dec 01, 2017
savagefinder:
I gladly join my fiance in cooking.. If she is washing her clothes.. I bring mine and two of us sit down and wash our clothes together.. I have no problem with that
That's very lovely but I pray she wouldn't end up thinking it as a right
Christianity EtcRe: Dencia: "Devil Punish Pastor Adeboye For Asking Members To Donate N1bn" by LarryBeryl(m): 6:41am On Dec 01, 2017
Offpoint:
What annoys me most is all these useless people bashing this man are those who will not contribute kobo to the so called amount. every id^ot trying to be relevant these days. I don't see the man of God threatening anyone to donate. if you can't donate... just f^ck off and let those who will do their thing. if I decide to wake up one morning and withdraw all my money and give to any pastor.. how da-heck is that anyone problem/business? it's my goddamn money as long as I wasn't force to. abeg live and let's live. there are people of high profile giving a huge amount of money to babalawos and whatsoever diabolical deity the believe in and I don't see no id^ot telling them to use the money for schools and infrastructures. the church ain't your f^ckin failed government. free Adeboye and put y'all frustration on your government and hold them responsible for your woes. y'all have been paying taxes to government for donkey years...what da heck have they done with it?
dammit!!!
So government is now a religious organization... Your stupidity has no measures
PoliticsRe: 'Many Are Dead': Soldier Fighting Boko Haram For 3 Years Thanks God by LarryBeryl(m): 11:32am On Nov 13, 2017
jacyhelen:
No matter what,i can never die for Nigeria at all.....what do u gain from a country that never values its soldiers rather brutai and co sleeps with women upgandan!!!?smh
If you can't die for Nigeria, another person will. It's either you Shut the fu*k up or appreciate those that make you enjoy the little security you enjoy. As porous as NPF officials are, imagine they don't exist at all. The Government may be bad.....but if individuals are supposed tobbe appreciated just do so.
CelebritiesRe: Wow !!!check Out This Guy That Looks Just Like Tuface by LarryBeryl(m): 1:20am On Nov 11, 2017
Wow.....
RomanceRe: "Suck My Breasts" Says Iyabo As She Put The Tips In His Mouth. by LarryBeryl(m): 8:53am On Sep 11, 2017
Your sense should be removed and banned to think.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are There So Many Churches In Nigeria? by LarryBeryl(m): 3:33pm On Sep 10, 2017
Religious fanatics will eat you alive. Lemme grab a bowl of popcorn while I enjoy this thread.
NYSCRe: I Have Fallen In Love With A 55-year Old Woman In Port Harcourt – NYSC Member by LarryBeryl(m): 9:21am On Aug 15, 2017
Buhahahahaha. Lovehuh What the Bleep is happening ?
bleeped up stories everywhere, we need to retrace our steps. Something is wrong somewhere to
Science/TechnologyRe: The 22 Year Old OAU Student Who Built A Million Dollar Hedge Fund by LarryBeryl(m): 9:16am On Aug 15, 2017
Nice
ProgrammingRe: Which Is Correct by LarryBeryl(m): 3:58pm On Aug 14, 2017
The first one
RomanceRe: Pie Chart Of Penis Size Ratings Globally by LarryBeryl(m): 8:27am On Aug 11, 2017
misscandy111:
Nigerian guys always disappointing. cry
How so? The last time I checked Aboki guys weren't shown much love to receive blessing of huge dicks
RomanceRe: Pie Chart Of Penis Size Ratings Globally by LarryBeryl(m): 8:25am On Aug 11, 2017
FortuneTeller:
But thickness matters. I have seen a long one with small width. It's a waste sad
Jesu
RomanceRe: I Just Caught A Friend Mine Fingering Herself by LarryBeryl(m): 12:30pm On Aug 09, 2017
912:
You can say you don't see anything wrong with it and I will agree because that's a personal opinion (which we are all entitled to) but don't say the Bible doesn't condemn it. That's just wrong.
sexual immorality was mentioned over and over in the Bible. And no matter how we like to twist it, masturbation falls into that category. That's why your pastor condemns it. Since you think it isn't sexually immoral to masturbate then try reading your Bible while you do it grin.

The fact that you masturbate only when you are aroused sexually which is usually with the aid of porn (watching others fornicate) should on its own tell you that it isn't something supported by the Bible.

Yes, every now and then we fall into sin but let's not try and justify it by saying it wasn't explicitly mentioned in the Bible.
Oga, please define how masturbation is pornography when you are neither televising it for people to see nor practicing it with someone else. There are too many rules to abide but masturbating helps to do away from actual sins like premarital sex and adultery

As for me o... I prefer to knack straight up than to cut corners and nobody can prosecute me for that. But the world will see me as a bad person if I
1. Rape
2. Wrongly impregnated a Pastors daughter.

With Vaseline and Fingers can save some people from these sins, let them continue o.
Jobs/VacanciesN-power Teach Test Postponed Again!!! (screenshot) by LarryBeryl(op): 8:01am On Aug 09, 2017
Sequel to the general information drawn from all possible sources, N-power teach test assessment was suppose to available by now but according to the information attained directly from the website during the attempt of writing the test came the note that the quiz will be available on the 13th of August 2017.

RomanceRe: Which State Or Country Have This Breed Of Yansh by LarryBeryl(m): 2:32pm On Aug 05, 2017
julietkcee:
Ewo! Wah z dah tine there shocked
Lmaooo saggy vj

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