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Ajibel: I have learnt that critics would always be criticised for their criticisms...

especially a terrible jobless one,.who is most terrible at his critism job..

dani1luv: [size=13pt]^^ is that not ajibole?? [/size]

na tthief dey sabi thief footprint on top rock my broda...na real ajibole

Ajibel: Its like the op is living with garnnies at home cuz only grannies are fond of stuffing our ears with jokes drier than a desert

if u were somebody wt better peception an usage of intellect..i wudnt mind,.i checkd ur profile,.believe me, even in her happiest moment ur jokes wudntt make a dump blonde laugh..sooo dry

Queen,Bush and OBJ die and go
to Hell.
Queen says "I mis UK, I want to
cal UK". She makes a 5minute
call and asks "devil, how much?"
Devil says, "£800".
Bush says "I want to call the US".
He makes a 3minute call and asks
"how much?" Devil says,"$2500".
OBJ too wants to call 9ja. "I wan
talk to Goodluck, Atiku,
Alameyeseigha, etc". OBJ talks for
about 15hrs and asks devil "how
much?" Devil says "5naira.." OBJ
surprised, asked, " why na?" Devil
says "Hell to Hell na local call!!

A new day,.new hope,a clean slate,untamed platform,an opputunty to make
a change,.implment a positve influence in
ppl's life..d decision to partake in evil or good depends solemly on us..we ave been endowed wt understanding beyong tradition,to recognise and decide our ways..soo its not an accepted excuse claiming its devil's work,we are wat we do..so i ask you.."how do u plan on spendn ur
new coin?

A parable is told of a farmer who owned an old mule. The mule fell
into the farmer's well. The farmer heard the mule 'braying' - or -
whatever mules do when they fall into wells. After carefully
assessing the situation, the farmer sympathized with the mule, but
decided that neither the mule nor the well was worth the trouble of
saving. Instead, he called his neighbors together and told them
what had happened and enlisted them to help haul dirt to bury the
old mule in the well and put him out of his misery.
Initially, the old mule was hysterical! But as the farmer and his
neighbors continued shoveling and the dirt hit his back...a thought
struck him. It suddenly dawned on him that every time a shovel
load of dirt landed on his back...HE SHOULD SHAKE IT OFF AND
STEP UP! This he did, blow after blow.
"Shake it off and step up...shake it off and step up...shake it off and
step up!" he repeated to encourage himself. No matter how painful
the blows, or distressing the situation seemed the old mule fought
"panic" and just kept right on SHAKING IT OFF AND STEPPING UP!
You're right! It wasn't long before the old mule, battered and
exhausted, STEPPED TRIUMPHANTLY OVER THE WALL OF THAT
WELL! What seemed like it would bury him, actually blessed him...all
because of the manner in which he handled his adversity.
THAT'S LIFE! If we face our problems and respond to them
positively, and refuse to give in to panic, bitterness, or self-
pity...THE ADVERSITIES THAT COME ALONG TO BURY US USUALLY
HAVE WITHIN THEM THE POTENTIAL TO BENEFIT AND BLESS US!
Remember that FORGIVENESS--FAITH--PRAYER-- PRAISE and
HOPE...all are excellent ways to "SHAKE IT OFF AND STEP UP" out of
the wells in which we find ourselves!
********
What "well" do you for yourself in? How are you shaking it off and
stepping up?A parable is told of a farmer who owned an old mule. The mule fell
into the farmer's well. The farmer heard the mule 'braying' - or -
whatever mules do when they fall into wells. After carefully
assessing the situation, the farmer sympathized with the mule, but
decided that neither the mule nor the well was worth the trouble of
saving. Instead, he called his neighbors together and told them
what had happened and enlisted them to help haul dirt to bury the
old mule in the well and put him out of his misery.
Initially, the old mule was hysterical! But as the farmer and his
neighbors continued shoveling and the dirt hit his back...a thought
struck him. It suddenly dawned on him that every time a shovel
load of dirt landed on his back...HE SHOULD SHAKE IT OFF AND
STEP UP! This he did, blow after blow.
"Shake it off and step up...shake it off and step up...shake it off and
step up!" he repeated to encourage himself. No matter how painful
the blows, or distressing the situation seemed the old mule fought
"panic" and just kept right on SHAKING IT OFF AND STEPPING UP!
You're right! It wasn't long before the old mule, battered and
exhausted, STEPPED TRIUMPHANTLY OVER THE WALL OF THAT
WELL! What seemed like it would bury him, actually blessed him...all
because of the manner in which he handled his adversity.
THAT'S LIFE! If we face our problems and respond to them
positively, and refuse to give in to panic, bitterness, or self-
pity...THE ADVERSITIES THAT COME ALONG TO BURY US USUALLY
HAVE WITHIN THEM THE POTENTIAL TO BENEFIT AND BLESS US!
Remember that FORGIVENESS--FAITH--PRAYER-- PRAISE and
HOPE...all are excellent ways to "SHAKE IT OFF AND STEP UP" out of
the wells in which we find ourselves!
********
What "well" do you for yourself in? How are you shaking it off and
stepping up?A parable is told of a farmer who owned an old mule. The mule fell
into the farmer's well. The farmer heard the mule 'braying' - or -
whatever mules do when they fall into wells. After carefully
assessing the situation, the farmer sympathized with the mule, but
decided that neither the mule nor the well was worth the trouble of
saving. Instead, he called his neighbors together and told them
what had happened and enlisted them to help haul dirt to bury the
old mule in the well and put him out of his misery.
Initially, the old mule was hysterical! But as the farmer and his
neighbors continued shoveling and the dirt hit his back...a thought
struck him. It suddenly dawned on him that every time a shovel
load of dirt landed on his back...HE SHOULD SHAKE IT OFF AND
STEP UP! This he did, blow after blow.
"Shake it off and step up...shake it off and step up...shake it off and
step up!" he repeated to encourage himself. No matter how painful
the blows, or distressing the situation seemed the old mule fought
"panic" and just kept right on SHAKING IT OFF AND STEPPING UP!
You're right! It wasn't long before the old mule, battered and
exhausted, STEPPED TRIUMPHANTLY OVER THE WALL OF THAT
WELL! What seemed like it would bury him, actually blessed him...all
because of the manner in which he handled his adversity.
THAT'S LIFE! If we face our problems and respond to them
positively, and refuse to give in to panic, bitterness, or self-
pity...THE ADVERSITIES THAT COME ALONG TO BURY US USUALLY
HAVE WITHIN THEM THE POTENTIAL TO BENEFIT AND BLESS US!
Remember that FORGIVENESS--FAITH--PRAYER-- PRAISE and
HOPE...all are excellent ways to "SHAKE IT OFF AND STEP UP" out of
the wells in which we find ourselves!
********
What "well" do you for yourself in? How are you shaking it off and
stepping up?

oldave: It is ok for poorly educated guys like Ikpeba,Amokachi etc to make wrong use of words intermittently. When it comes to skills, ball sense, and game interpretation, you know they have made excellent contributions globally. It is you that have problem with Language, these guys are professors in their fields.

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u ave spoken soo sensibly....that young man needs to understand d world dont revolve around sound spoken english..being sucessful at ur feild in life sud be everyone's focus not borrowed language

this is creativity at its peak..i wud praise and kiss ur feet right now..only if u are d author..

ok, i seriously do hope we dont jump thru too much hoops b4 we start enjoyning the fruit of d garden

OBJ,Goodluck and Sambo were in a
plane, OBJ said: i can throw 1000
naira note down and make 1
person happy.Goodluck said: i can
throw 2 notes of 500 naira down
and make 2 pple happySambo
said: i can throw 5 notes of 200
naira down and make 5 pple
happy, The pilot heard them and
saidd to Himself: IDIOTS, i can
throw three of you down and
make 150 million people happy, Lol!

this is very educative, lab test confirmed me AC, and seriously,.i think i ave some symtoms, after stayin too long in a dark place i experience dissiness,i fill too weak after little sexual excersise, and within days my eyes wud go deep wthin its sucket, is this any relatd

seriously i hope its reversable, sanusi spent several airtime explaining his insane innavation to the public, several people kicked against it but he proceeded to drag d bull by its horn.i wonder why they ever bother to seek our opinion, if they wud still do what they aggitate for despite protest

well, everybody shud coat thier coat according to thier size, but i wont deceive u, ur expesense wud depend largely on ur invitee,.and mogbomoya, for no fewer than 100ppl, be prepared for 1million, i commeserate wt u

this is not the scorn of aggrieved minority, this wud surely aggrieve anybody who now ave to proced to 5 diffrent banks to clear just #5000000 check, or company that ave to open diffrnt bank account and fund them all to prevent %25 surchage for checks above 5m

@poster, it is supposed to be implemented by april, at least that was the initial agreement.,but surprisingly the table was turned and implementation took effect from january first

according to the newly implemented rule by cbn, a soo called cashless banking innitiative, purpoted by mr sanusi himself, personal account holders are hereby not allowed to withdraw above a total amount of #150,000 on daily basis, "note"not at a transaction but a total withdrawal for a day, and in situation where exception would be made the withdrawal is hereby sur-charged #100 per every #1000.00 additional withdrawed,, cooprate organizations are prevented frm withdrawing not more than #1000000.00 on daily basis and a subsequent %25 charges of the total amount withdrawd, saying this is absured is an understement, reason posed for this mallicious act, reduction of armed robbery,, for petes sake nigerian do large scale business that involves reasonable large amount of cash, how in Gods name can that be effectively carried out if we are incapaciated by the very industry we saddled wt obligation of securing our income, its just a perfect example of imprisioment by our very own intelligency, pls, electronic transfer yet to be generally accepted, soo nigerians can we protest dis

sayin d country witnessed d worst of time durin his time is an understatement, soo on wat bases do we rate him as d man of d year, worst president of d year, dat he would win in landslide

belive me no such high target attack wud take place wtout an inside collaboratn, people who belive in rightfulness of this sancthimonius act,see things in thier way,bribed, or simply coerced into this, we all re not save,what depicts a good governace is ability of goverment to quaranty security of life and properties and its lacking in this our govermant