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Tovot: ask larry

That's Impossible.

Tovot: y did u use past tense ?

I Remembered Our First Copulation.

Tovot: i just read one of the best novels on nairaland.. the brand of cain

Thanks Dear. You Inspired Me

Fishoy: .
...kk....larry guess u r nw a gd hussy hope u'l make a gd father
@T...wen is d baby comin

I'm Not Legal O! Her Pop Mustn't Catch Me With Her Or He'd Shoot Me.

Fishoy: Wr is evry1

I'm Calling Them Over One By One.

Tovot: how do u know

Of Course, I Know. You Rocked My World.

Fishoy: i see love in d air

Badoo Love.

Tovot: ,you like good things

And You've Got A Lot Of It.

Fishoy: around....hw av u been?

I'm Good. T Has Been Taking Really Good Care Of Me.

Tovot: larry ,it wuld be bad to leave fishoy here , so lets stay till oda's coe

Okay, I Understand.

Fishoy: Larry!!!helo

Where Have You Been?

Tovot: hello fellow literary Giants

Hello Giant Reader.

Shugamania: This silence is creepy.
Where's everyone..

I Wonder. How Are You?

Tovot: larry so your here

I'm In Both Places.

Tovot: she's as hot as it gets,
when she drops it on the lead it melts like thread,

Nice One. You've Got Mail.

She Is Very Hot. She Erupts Like Volcanoe. She Is Firestar. *Wish My Phone Was Querty Enabled*

Rap maestro: Her{1} Eyes{2} Are{3} Light{4} Rays{5}
She{6} Moves{7} With{8} Such{9} A{10} Grace{11}
And{12} Took{13} My{14} Breath{15} Away.{16}
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The 17 syallable rule of Haiku!

*Away* Is Two Syllables.

firestar: Fiery flutters
In line with the flowing tide
Colours of the wind

I Feel Sleepy Now. I Gotta Hit The Pillows. I Will Miss You All.

Rap maestro: maybe u guys should teach how u read it na.. Its still 16

Count Your Fingers Along While Catching The Syllables. By The Way, Where's My T? I Composed The Poem For Her Na.

firestar: Accepted. You have a wonderful woman as advisor. Stick to her or I'll have your hide.

I'm Stuck With Her.

Rap maestro: still 16

Did You Lose A Tooth?

firestar: Congratulations Larry.

You just learnt the basic rule of an japanese art form: Haiku

Her Eyes Are Light Rays
She Moves With Such A Grace
And Took My Breath Away.

The 17 syallable rule of Haiku!

I Didn't Follow The Rules Well. Line One Should Contain 5 Syllables. The Second 7, And The Third 5.

Rap maestro: thats 16

Count Again. *Using The Typical African Accent* I'm A Great Haikuist.

firestar: Then tell a story in 17 syllables.
Are you up to that? Try it. It's fun.

Her Eyes Are Light Rays. She Moves With Such A Grace. And Took My Breath Away.

Tovot: be a gentleman and apologize to fire star, *smiles*

Fire, I Apologize.

firestar: Drop dem lines jare....
Poem then, this is a chat section

I'm Not A Poet.

Tovot: lets go larry, mails awaits

Replied, Dear.

firestar:
So unsure of himself. And yet you called me a liar. That hurt you know.

Confess Joh.

HumbledbYGrace: Bros J, oga Larry, Madam Firestar, missus Fellis, son Rap, aunty tovot and all, goodnight. Juni is sleeping like a baby I should go now

Night, Sis.

firestar: Fire does NOT loff Larry.

Is Fire Sure?

firestar: Ehen? Drop something. Larry is falling hands. He doesn't know what challenge means.
Yes I said it.
Do your best.

What Are You Challenging?

Tovot: he misses d tiger in u,but loves the angel in me ,right sweets?

You're So Right, Baby.