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cee001:
At last ..adm list is officially on the schools portal....I rep #Economics
congrats to all again

pls are you a DEa student

Pls is the list DE inclusive Someone pls reply so need nervous

Hi...i guess you clicked on this topic because you don't satisfy your wife due to weak erections or u clicked because you just for the fun of it...
Well before i proceed pardon my misuse of punctuation marks has you read ...pardon inadvance..
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Erectile dyfunction (ED) Is certainly one of the enormous reasons behine arguement and even divorce in marriage. People say the more you age the less sexully active you tend to be let me put it too you "that is a capital lie from the pit of hell"....have you ever wondered how Abrahm father of all nations had erections at his age or how he was able to try sex serveral times just to have a child Take. While to ponder on that quesrion before you read on.

I remember an incidence that happend to me some time back...i had told this bae i was gonna kill her in bed..upps the size of my tin sef ehn she done die but it never happened tht way..the girl i so wanted too bleep is now in the mood..the girl i promised to kill with my sex power was now staring at my manhood in dismay..OMG it was heart breaking...i feelt sad and not manly at all.... ever since i've been on viagra until a came across this remedies i would tell you soon....

First up as a guy or man stop using viagra it may seem to do u good but it surely does u more harm than think..really stop it follow my remedies strickty for two weeks and whala you are a youth again....

Okay am not. A doctor actually am a beat producer/student and i have been able to uncorver the mistry of ED...

I guess tyou've gone through google lots of times...eyha sowi...if this rememdies does not work for you please go to elegushi or the nearest beach and wash yourr head...

#1.instead of viagra or other similar.drugs why not take WATER MELON?? Okay suprised abi....lemme bust your bubbles...what viagra does is too cool off ur immune system so blood flows too your penis freely making it erect did u know WATER MELON does the same and even more..viagra contains citrulline that helps blood flow freely...there u have it

#2.Someone once told me plantains help...brother i eat a forest of plantain mhen it wasn't a joking matter ooo guess what the hussling too make my dick be the stong long thong all this gorls where feelling never worked out...so i intensionally stoped then tried bananas ate some of them for weeks bro remember that aunty i told you i wanted to bleep..yh yh she came over during t the second week of my banana dieting omo....see her screaming my name..lash stop lashing me...ooowww...arrrhhh...taping me..guess i killed her..lol...Bananas has potassium that helps blood flow....eat some

#3. BEANS...yeah you read right BEANS...do u know u need blood down there?? When i see friends come too me and say lash i won go increase my dick size....omo i lugh oo its all bullshit....leave ur dick the way it is all u need to do is to increase the supply of blood that gets tooo it..beans contains protein that help strenghten your muscle... ueah u need that during sex..lots of bangong power after the two highlighted remedies have worked...

Bro my hand they pain me... send me an email at dannybolzzy@yahoo.com....if u have question or wanna shre ur testimony...
I love testimonies..thanks have a helthy relationship.

I am interested my email is dannybolzzy@yahoo.com

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chocolateme:
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MrTeymee:
First of all, I'm educated. Im in my finals and music is gon be full time for me after graduation. Secondly, am talented. I sing, rap and m learning production.
To be continued...

he he see serere...dude no be buh "I am educated in my finals" so Dude nigga music for me is yoy got tha connection then you've taking the first step to success....Add lashbeat 08167948811...let's work on our dream together ..u sing d song I do the beat..dis not limited to dis final year guy oo...you to can add up

Okay okay this onlly for serious minded guyz
Are u into serious music and you are like daim only if I could get a dope beat...brother stop worrying I've got ya cover'd. Alll you need to do is to call me or add on whatsapp 0813764948811 then let's get that song rolling 2 star level..I sight ya...

youngestfool:
Yeye people



See them they look like show up




All d gift no reach 1m

which one you don use competiate the family of the rat u kill last night Rubbish person @least she took a Bold step

I don't know if I'm the only one or there are lots of people facing the same issh outthere...Aright,I did Ijmb exam got my result buh not feeling comfortable paying my codinator the guy is an unserious minded thief and liar .I'm in need details how to go about obtaining my DE form..please if u can suggest to me and others facing the same serere please feel over comfortable to drop a message Abeg

Hook up to join the whatsapp group. 08167948811

Waw..just viewed the blog..unbelievable...pleasse snd me details to my email dannybolzzy@yahoo.com. I'll love to pertake that oppurtunity

princeokpara:
How is that one our business...........we r thinking of hand over power to buhari n u guys r saying something else..... Next topic pls

dude..so fuel shortage no dey waya you....go sleep jawe if u won view next topic..go forum u go c'am...nawa 4r u sef*

ELTON123:
Finally i made it






first to comment

Omo see live ambition...con grates bro..u just achieved ur dream...lol

[b][/b]I'll say guy ..mrun comot 4 that house sharp sharp

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am0s: i nid smtin wey fit cure pimples within a day

han han.....no problem...make I prescribe some way u fit use cure your pimple within a day........ 1.Acid. This as never failed to kill pimples permanently since 1126ad. 2. Hot palm oil. Heat oli @abt 30c-40c when it starts emitting stem.....pls rush and pour evrything on your face......leave it for one hour......then reins......Good luck

MisterLongman: Nigerian Engrish....... The story is fake

tah mean say ur nose dey deceive you

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MisterLongman: Nigerian Engrish....... The story is fake

tah mean say ur nose dey deceive you

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oyatmicah: pinshures of d frog jump or i dontbelieveit

lie why....would try get d pic in confirmation...

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Yesterday Chris Brown posted a pic his and Karrueche Tran's faces melded together on his instagram page and a fan asked him why he wasn't following Karrueche. (Chris is not following anyone on instagram). Chris Brown's response? Priceless! See it after the cut...

Its a recent trend for fashion lovers and celebrities to take risks while trying to be fashionable and wearing of Army camouflage uniforms hasn’t been left out of the fashion risk-taking.

As a matter of fact,80% of Nigerian male artists have at one time or the other been seen wearing Camo in their videos or in public.

Like they say,everyday for the thief one day for the owner. This is the case as Wizkid,one of Nigeria’s foremost artist,was publicly embarrassed in the street of Surulere by men of the Nigerian Army.

Its popular known that Wizkid fancies hanging out in Shitta his childhood street in surulere and he has as a matter of fact,contributed to the popularity of this street but his fame in the street,couldn’t stop soldiers from stripping wizkid of his Camo short and telling him to do frogjump as he disappears.

According to onlookers,Wizkid was stopped and questioned,of which he initially tried talking his way through but after one of the soldiers stamped his palm ferociously on wizkid’s face,it became a situation of weeping&pleading,Meanwhile,Wizkid’s entourage had run for their lives,knowing of the recent violence caused by Soldiers in the city of Lagos.

“The soldiers tell Wizkid make him comot the camo and tell am make him do frogjump run comot” said an. 22CB629A add me up @lashbeat

Monday, 8 September 2014

Meet the Incredible man Who Found & Returned N16.2M($100k) In Jigawa! [Photo] would you have done same?


On June 27, 2014, Umar, while working in the Jigawa three-star hotel, saw something he had never seen in his life. He was working round the hotel garden around 1am when he came across an Ipad pouch that a guest, who lodged in the hotel and left earlier that day, had forgotten as he was leaving the lodge. Out of curiosity, the Dutse-born hotelier picked the small bag and opened it. What he saw shocked him and he quickly went away with the bag to his duty post. He did not tell anyone but his manager.

Inside the small bag were crisp $100,000 notes neatly packed in rows that would have made the man an instant millionaire in Nigeria. At the current exchange rate of N170 to a dollar, the money translates to N17 million and would have been enough to change the social and economic status of Umar, an orphan, who was brought up by his uncle, Kadi Umar, who resides with him at Garu Quarters, Emir's palace in Dutse.

Although Umar saw the money in the jacket, he never counted it, he presented it as it was to the manager of the hotel to keep. But it was not long before the man, who forgot the money discovered that he had misplaced the money and the Ipad bag. He rang the hotel, fearing that his worst moment had come. What would he do if the money was not found and who was he going to report to given the fact that there was no evidence that he even came to the hotel with such amount of money?

Many troubling thoughts continued to ravage his mind and he could not sum up courage to come back to the hotel or call the staff to inquire about the missing money.   However, the woman, who booked the lodge for him, rang the hotel and reported the loss of the money to the Head Receptionist, who happened to be Umar, whom she had known at the point of booking the place forthe man.

’’Hajia, the bag is with me’’, Umar answered when the lady called. I don’t know exactly how much is in the small bag but it is neatly packed inside the bag,  In a jiffy, the woman landed at the three- star hotel and was handed the bag containing the money by Umar.
She could not believe it was real. She almost fainted after counting the money and realizing it was complete. Not a single note was missing from each of the ten packs of $10,000.

She disappeared in ecstasy and returned in a short while clutching two envelopes, one containing some money for Umar in appreciation for his honesty and the other for the hotel management for being exceptionally transparent in dealing with its clients.
The singular act by Umar has continued to reverberate two months after the money had been found and returned to the owner. But Umar himself, an Ordinary National Diploma Student at the Jigawa State Polytechnic, who lost both parents at a tender age and joined the JHL at inception in 1999, is enjoying the fame and positive publicity he is getting daily.

Like a good product, he is being sought after by visitors to the hotel and top government officials, who have heard about him. Some regularly come around to shake hands with him while others drop by to give him some gratis all in a bid to identify with one-of-a kind Nigerian, who has lifted the name of Jigawa State to the international limelight.

’’I could not have taken the money because it was not mine’’, Umar told Sunday Vanguard at Dutse, adding that he was taught by his parents not take what does not belong to him so as to prosper in life.

He said he was not also tempted to disappear with the huge sum because as far as he was concerned, his conscience had already told him that the money did not belong to him, and that he should quickly present it to the owner in line with his religious values of speaking the truth no matter how difficultthe situation may be. According to Umar, three factors influence his decision not to keep the money.

First, as soon as he took it, he remembered his God that it would be an offence totake what does not belong to him; second, he remembered his father’s  injunction not to take what does not belong to him if he wanted to prosper in life and; finally, the fact that it is a policy of the hotel management not to tamper with any item left behind by any guest.
There is a tradition in the hotel that even if a guest forgets an item or money it should be kept forhim in a strong room that now accommodates undisclosed large amount of cash and valuables as a demonstration of its commitment to honesty and integrity.

Umar said a man, who had forgotten N200,000 came back and was given it in the same currency that he left in the hotel. The money was picked up by a cleaner while sweeping the room and returned to the management for upkeep until the owner showed up two years later with evidence of lodging there and proofthat the money was in certain denominations.

Umar’s act of honesty has already attracted the attention of Governor Sule Lamido, who, at a public ceremony, last week, showered praises on him and urged him to continue to exhibit the virtue of integrity.bAs a reward, the governor presented Umar with a motorcycle and a plaque and a certificate personally signed by him during the 23rd anniversary of the state. It was an honour that excited Umar the most in his life. He never expected to have a handshake with the governor but the single act of honesty provided the platform and lifted his family name beyond Dutse.

Before the governor honoured him publicly at the Mallam Aminu Kano Triangle on Wednesday, Umar was blessed on Monday with a bouncing baby boy by his wife, increasing his family members to two. He already had a boy.
I really value the certificate and plaque given to me by the governor more than the motorcycle because the gesture means that I am known within and outside Nigeria. I am really really excited about that, Umar said.
For that reason, Umar has decided to change his course of study so as to give the opportunity to become a diplomat one day. I want to go into the Foreign Affairs Service so that one day I can work as a diplomat and make my country proud, the father of two said.[img]

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Afro Candy will be the first Nigerian celebrity to come out openly to say she is ready to undergo a plastic surgery just to look beautiful for the game. She said she plans to stay another 20years which will make her have a plastic surgery in order to still look good. Here is what she said in a recent chat about how she started what she does and why she might consider a surgery eventually;

 

It was just an idea that popped up in my mind. It wasn’t in any way to get back at my estranged husband then. I’d been separated from my husband since 2007, but the p*rn movie thing came up just around last year. I can say that money was the primary reason because at a time after my husband left me in the US, I couldn’t pay my house rent. So I went into it both because of the money and the fun. I will quit when I get old with wrinkled body. I plan to have a plastic surgery because I wish to stay in the game for another 20years

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It won't be pay day for an unknown conman who tried to hustle Basketmouth of at least N500,000 after he met a brick wall at the hands of the comedian.

Said conman had sent a text message to Basketmouth telling him that his phone number was among 30 lucky winners selected to win N500,000 "in NNPC OIL COMPANY". The leading comedian promptly took to Instagram to share a screen shot of the text message as well as his hilarious reply:

Congratulations! You've just won the award for the BIGGEST idiot in the world, this award comes with a very dirty slap. Pls call 0800eatsh*t to redeem your price.

Trust Basketmouth to make light of any situation, the funny man also went on to say that what hurt the most was the fact that the person thought he was a MUGU.

Do you agree? Have you ever received any of such fraudulent messages? How did you feel and what did you do? Share your stories with us in the comment section below.

Meanwhile, beware of fraudsters!