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Sports › Re: IFFHS: Messi Wins 2019 Playmaker Award by Lashist(m): 3:03pm On Nov 28, 2019
I am a Ronaldo fan but let me join Ronaldo fans that will say Messi should go to another club and another country to play b4 we rate him better undecided
Celebrities › Re: Tasha Looking Extremely Gorgeous As She Celebrates Royal Hair Day by Lashist(m): 2:54pm On Nov 28, 2019
shocked shocked Royal hair ontop empty cranium
Sports › Re: Messi's Stats In 700 Barcelona Games by Lashist(m): 1:26pm On Nov 28, 2019
Wavvywind:
Goat that cannot leave Barcelona or win major titles for his country, is that one a goat?

Ok let's do a detailed exercise with who they scored against.

These tiers are my own view so feel free to comment on them.


Historical Giants

Brazil

Uruguay

Spain

France

Germany

Portugal (let's pretend plz)

Netherlands

Argentina


In this tier, Messi scored 14 goals in 32 games while Ronaldo scored 8 goals in 25 games.

In friendlies Messi scored 10 goals in 14 games while Ronaldo scored 1 goal in 10 games.

In competitive games Messi scored 4 goals in 18 games while Ronaldo scored 7 goals in 15 games.

All the competitive goals Messi scored were against Uruguay in WC qualifiers. No goals in final stages of the tournaments.



Strong teams

Paraguay

Colombia

Chile

Switzerland

Mexico

Croatia

Serbia-Montenegro / Serbia

Sweden

Belgium

Denmark

Russia

Greece

Poland

Czech Republic


In this tier Messi scored 20 goals, 13 in competitive and 7 in friendlies.

Ronaldo scored 23 goals, 20 in competitive and 3 in friendlies.



Medium teams

Venezuela

Ecuador

Bolivia

Nigeria

Algeria

Peru

Iran

United States

Slovenia

Bosnia-Herzegovina

Hungary

Northern Ireland

Cameroon

Egypt

Finland

Ghana

Iceland

Morocco

Slovakia

Ukraine

Wales


In this tier Messi scored 21 goals, 16 in competitive and 5 in friendlies

Ronaldo scored 22 goals, 16 in competitive and 6 in friendlies.



Weak teams

Panama

Haiti

Guatemala

Hong Kong

Nicaragua

Albania

Lithuania

Andorra

Armenia

Latvia

Luxembourg

Estonia

Faroe Islands

Azerbaijan

Cyprus

Kazakhstan

Saudi Arabia

New Zealand

North Korea


In this tier Messi scored 14 goals, 3 in competitive and 11 in friendlies.

Ronaldo scored 46 goals, 40 in competitive and 6 in friendlies.





So, if you ignore the badmouthed weak team tiers this is their numbers:


Messi: 55 goals, 33 in competitive and 22 in friendlies

Ronaldo: 53 goals, 43 in competitive and 10 in friendlies




Now let's also remove the medium tier to have only giants and strong teams


Messi: 34 goals, 17 in competitive and 17 in friendlies

Ronaldo: 31 goals, 27 in competitive and 4 in friendlies



What, shocking! Ronaldo scores basically the same as Messi vs strong teams, but he actually does it in competitive games!



But Messi has 14 goals against the giant tier while Ronaldo has only 8 goals. Messi needed 32 games for that (0.4375 goals per game) while Ronaldo needed 25 (0.32 gpg).

But if we go competitive the tables turn dramatically! Messi has 4 goals in 18 games (0.22 gpg, and no goal in final stages of competitions) while Ronaldo has 7 goals in 15 games (0.466 gpg, all in final stages).

So another shocking horror: in competitive games vs the giants Ronaldo has more than twice the goal ratio of Messi!

Those friendlies, got to catch 'em all
shocked shocked see analysis...bro you did well jare but you didnt remember to include the number of tap-ins for both players and number of assists for both of them grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Obasanjo: If Jesus Were In Nigeria Today, He Would Not Keep Quiet by Lashist(m): 6:58pm On Nov 18, 2019
helinues:
Catholic Igbos are the problems of the East..

They condemned worshipping any idol but bow down for Mary statue

Pity your self and your region before pitying Nigeria..
Lol. Tribalism + religious "bigit" + dumbness + poverty in just one person cheesy grin. Baba the weight you are carrying is too much o. Your neck go shift o grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Speaks As Abba Kyari Takes Bill To Buhari In London by Lashist(m): 8:42am On Nov 06, 2019
Lol...anybody supporting this move is one of the biggest problems in this shithole. Even if I'm a polithiefian like these thieves and i want favour in the govt, I'd rather just keep quiet if anybody ask me to comment publicly on this issue. Make i just save small intergrity cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Kesari! Itele D Icon Meets Helen And Susan Who Defamed Davido. PHOTOS by Lashist(m): 7:09am On Nov 05, 2019
ctleurocollege:
You're mannerless bro
You are exceptionally stupid bros
Celebrities › Re: Kesari! Itele D Icon Meets Helen And Susan Who Defamed Davido. PHOTOS by Lashist(m): 12:46pm On Nov 04, 2019
Sincerely speaking eh, most Nigerians are logically stupid. See as they want to make these tiny sluts trend bcus of their stupidity. Even the person that created this topic isnt exempted. Totally stupid entities
Romance › Re: See Photos Of The Hiv-positive White Man Who Slept With 600 Black Women (photos) by Lashist(m): 10:42am On Nov 04, 2019
cheesy These hoes...they fvck everybody cheesy grin
Celebrities › Re: Why Tickets For Comedy Shows Are Expensive - Ali Baba And Seyi Law Explain by Lashist(m): 7:04am On Oct 14, 2019
for me, its not by force to go to comedy shows if the expenses are much. I think the country is a joke already and once people know this, there is enough laughs to go round cheesy
Politics › Re: Foundation Of Nigeria Police Institute Of Finance In Anambra Laid By IGP(Photos) by Lashist(m): 7:49pm On Oct 11, 2019
is it not the same police that their primary role is to escort BBN housemates cheesy grin
Celebrities › Re: Tacha Hugs Mercy As They Meet After BBNaija (Video) by Lashist(m): 7:47pm On Oct 11, 2019
LastSurvivor11:
This is beautiful
It would have been love all through if not for body odor..
you be cow cheesy cheesy grin
Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill And Oyinbo Girlfriend In New Photo by Lashist(m): 7:17am On Oct 06, 2019
viewed but disliked by tontolet and 120 others cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Tacha Meets Ojukaye Amachere, APC Chairman In Rivers State by Lashist(m): 10:40am On Oct 05, 2019
that man wont meet best students of UNIPORT or their state schools. Hoeism pays sha
TV/Movies › Re: #BBNaija Thelma Mocks Seyi Also Applauds Tacha For Blasting Him. PHOTOS by Lashist(m): 3:30am On Sep 09, 2019
AmazonTopaz:
Who cares I don't think the question should be whi she is for now but what she would be after the show cheesy.
And she would be mega made. cool
lol...it seems you are a girl. average naija gals no dey surprise uscheesy. ur queen has been "mega made" since twerking on IG. i dont watch BBN but people quoting you constantly should know how tiny ur IQ is by now cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Actress Genevieve Nnaji & Lynxxx Spark Dating Rumours (Photos) by Lashist(m): 10:14am On Sep 08, 2019
exstreve:
I wouldn't be surprised, cos I was about 25 when I first got a sight of Genevieve's glorious pussy hole. She loves them young, but too shy bout what the public will say, I'm glad she's coming out gradually...

As I sat in front of my $50,000 LED plasma TV to watch Lionheart on Netflix, memories flooded my potruding dick as it remembered the time it spend in Genevieve's pussy
Be like your own issues are hereditary
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye's 'Deep Hole' Tweet That Got People Talking On Twitter by Lashist(m): 10:07am On Sep 08, 2019
Ceoking6:
Damn, i imagine how a gay would feel reading that message
Oh Lord!...how would a guy even imagine a gay in this concept. Your own case worse pass. You are 97.3% not "straight" lipsrsealed

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