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I don't patronize either.
Don't care for blogspheres and 'tatafo news' with mega viruses looking to destroy your computers. . .I will never click on them.
So bring them to NL.

"Just because we don't flaunt our relationship doesn't mean there is something
wrong with it. Privacy is our luxury," she said.

Thank you jare!
Abeg leave them.
Dem tink say na everybarry dey for sufferhead marriage of hardship. . .misery loves company you know!
Awon bitter Christian DIE-vorcees.

Only miserable peeps will not understand that the best kept secrets to successful marriages is to keep it private!
Never discuss your spouse and your family with anyone.
Even on the www. . .that is as good as it gets. . . NEVER LET THEM ANYWHERE AROUND YOUR SPOUSE OR KIDS!!!!

Booolsheet!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-820178.0.html

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Nigeria is a FuRkiNg mess.
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  The Character Called Bootyonme Aka Lasinoh
« on: December 07, 2011, 10:30 PM » 

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This BootyonMe aka Lasinor lady sure is one damned weird character. She criticizes anything Nigerian and belittles anything religious. She also uses funny phrases which seem drug-induced. She indeed has issues with Nigeria. She once boasted about her American citizenship and how she was taking a trip to China, goodluck to all we Nigerian monkeys.

BootyonMe, really we don't give a flying fuuk about you or your nationality ok? It seems you are more American than even Christopher Columbus. Really we Nigerians don't give a shyt. Na you go first get American passport no be so? See your poverty influenced mind. On Nairaland there are dozens who possess US passports but they don't see it as a biggie, so shove yours up your as$$ cos it best fits there.

And lastly, if you hate Nigeria so much, why are you on NL almost 24 hours? It seems you were banned a while ago but because of your acute love for Nairaland, you opened another account. Hahahaha! Seems you are lonely in your newfound country and desire the company of your former compadres. I lafff in Texas

Don't worry, upon how we bad reach for Nigeria, you just can't keep away from our forum. Immigrant-turned-citizen you are nothing but another niggar with a blue passport 'cos you don't fit in. Don't worry girl, no matter what you do, Nigeria will always be in your blood. Embrace it, fuuk it and sleep with it because that is what you are.

Girl, you aint even a Niggar. You're a Nigerian.

We still luv ya though. Tata.[/b]

Where you dey wey dem dey open this kain thread?
Fake moderator!
Is it not one of you cyber riff-raffs that opened this kind of thread? Do you see me hiding under a rock or crying to one crawfish mod or supa mod? God forbid! I will never cry to any moderator or supa moderator. . .To give who or what an air of ye-ye importance or what? . . .Lai-lai. It ain't gonna happen. . .yesterday, today, tomorrow or forever!
We go dig am out.
All for fun.

Please, stop giving unnecessary significance to cyber phantoms.
Who cares?
Other than NL, do we know or relate with each other offline?
I don't and frankly do not care to. I frankly do nAt care a sweet or sour phock!
Move on. . .if you cannot take the heat. . .gerrrout of the phocking kitchen!

Igbo person nor win crawfish award for Nairaland political section. . . the world wanno end with 2011!!! Ewoooooo!!!

Booooooolsheeeet I say!

Cry me a river, an ocean, a sea or a well!

Pharoh:
Yeah sure not about me but in this same thread i have been accused of selective bashing and multiple ID syndrome to cure my fathom proposed problem.

Never said it was wrong but it should be done by the right person, at the right time and circumstance. This is clearly not the situation hence my contribution to this thread. I am not complaining for them but highlighting and helping the management of this site in things they should look into to make this environment a better place for everyone without all these destructive actions.

I do not have any problem and neither am using multiple ID's to cure any problem, this is me or can we say the three people who called him out are one and the same person?.

Make i rush go work and season greetings to you the one and only MILITIA.

Happy New Year coming up!
Stop whining please.
LIFE CAN EITHER BE A BEACH OR A BIT*CH. . . Your choice!

Pharoh:
It would be a good excercise if you can point where i have bashed anyone or thing here on nairaland

This is not about you. 

Pharoh:
This is about someone creating a thread and the theme of the thread is to criticize other members.

There is nothing wrong with criticizing others. If they feel bad about it. . .it is not your place to complain for them. Unless you are using another handle to take care of YOUR PROBLEM!

Pharoh:
With all due respect there is absolutely and not even an atom of any form of knowledge or thing to learn ( personally ) from the post made by the original poster.

Everyone has the right to air his or her/their opinion/s. This is a public forum. If you have any problems. . .take it up with YOUR  usual authorities.

Pharoh:
He goes further to attack beaf because Gej was inducted into the hall of shame but we all know that beaf is not the only one that supports goodluck. Why is he not attacking the others?,

Then start your own thread and pick your own battles. You are not the gospel of what others should do or believe. In other words, do your own thing and let others be.

Pharoh:
This was clearly no damn reflection but just an avenue to attack those he is not getting along with because there would not have been any relflection if only truth and GEJ came out positively during this elections. We are waiting for the reflection of the other sections and lets see what he has to say about those.

If you call this an attack. . .then you must have a very 'small' mind that does not even have any 'imagination'. No surprises there. NL is full of people like you. Maybe you need to start living a life that is truly yours. . . instead of worrying about what others are doing or not doing. The world does not revolve around your petty concerns and worries. NL is just for entertainment. . . enjoy it before life passes you by.

Cheerio!

Igbo people on this NL and other websites are really sick!
See whining?
IF YOU AGREE OR DISAGREE. . .STATE YOUR EVIDENCE. This is not a G-8 conference and you can't win a Nobel Prize on NL.
Just sit back and have fun or get a GADDEM LIFE!
Please, no one is taking these redundant, pseudo-elections seriously.
This is just a fun thread. . .different from the usual Boko Haramic rubbish around NL. . . and I like it!
Moreover. . . MANY(excluding some meaningful areas such as travel, health, auto, business or technology. . . sections that do not interest me of course) other parts of NL pretty much suck with ephemeral re-tards. . .I could not be bothered with the winners or losers of such sections that do not have anything to offer my materially or spiritually enriched life. . . ! Any dog or goat could win those sections.

Back to work please!

Pharoh:
^^

I am really surprised and shocked about this, even before the moderators act on it but why should someone come out and make such a thread in the first place?.

[size=20pt]I am not really talking about the attacking that goes on when they give comments,[/size] i can start attacking Ejine and we can resort to tribal bashing for example but [size=20pt]starting a thread to attack others is very strange to me.[/size]

I have just highlighted two paradoxical areas in your write up there. It only shows you choose to practice selective bashing on NL. Attacking while making general posts on NL is ok with you then? But not while addressed to an individual in a thread? Well darling 'Einstein', PEOPLE MAKE THE POSTS TOO WHEN THEY 'GIVE COMMENTS'. . . or are they donkeys and tortoises? So, what difference does it make if you are in a group or alone when the 'bashing' takes place?

Read HER thread again. There is nothing absolutely offensive about it. She did not attack anyone. She only gave a subjective analysis of the NL s-elections. . . .as she deemed fit. . .FROM HER PERSPECTIVE. She did not bash anyone. Some of what she wrote are EMPIRICAL FACTS! Now, I don't like Eko Ile and her theatrics around NL(TYPICAL-SEMI-ILLITERATE-YORUBA-COWARDLY-MOTOR-PARK-TRIBALISTIC-THRAAAAAAAAASH. . . with all kinds of cowardly personas of course. . . dancing around Seun, Gbawe and Jakumo with her reta-rded fat arzzzzze! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh). . . but I will always be fair in my approach and opinion in dealing with NLanders or people in and out of the www. Read again and learn a thing or two. You might just benefit from it!

Mu he he he he
Na today attacking other members scale through 'moderator' and 'supa-dupa-moderator' tri-focals. . .SELECTIVELY?
It's the season to be jolly.
Nothing wrong with baring all as usual.
K[b][size=20pt]i[/size][/b]mon. . . be a sport and ring in 2012 with style.

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Beaf

1. GEJ wining the hall of shame category clearly repudiates Beaf's many mindless and dishonest assertions about GEJ and his crooked and corrupt political party. Beaf himself was exempted from the elections because of the same anti social acts and total disregard for common decency and lack of respect for fellow Nigerians on NL.[/size]

Mu he he he he he he heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh! Look who is writing?

Yet, these same NLanders LIKE YOU also voted unanimously for this same Beaf and GEJ! Ha! So what changed? A 'slap from Oyedepo' to cast out 'witches of Christ'? What a "Plebian Mobster-Mafia-Gangster Mentality"! Beaf has always been Beaf. GEJ has always been GEJ! Nairalanders and NIGERIANS are the fools. Not Beaf or GEJ! You will always be the m0r0nic back-stabbers of Nigerians God created you to be. Lack of foresight. . .lack of hindsight! A bunch of follow-follows that can't stand for ANYTHING BUT NOTHING. Your religion/culture is a fad. . .like everything in your lives. Now you complain. Ha! You get what you pay for. Mu he he he he he

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-457377.96.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-515669.320.html

NOR BE UNA. . .THE SAME NLANDERS DEY TYPE ALL THESE RUBBISH?

God don catch una plus punish una well well!!!! Atiku should be smiling!

*Rest of the post deleted*. . . just to ring in the New Year in peace!
No need really comparing Gbawe to Only Truth. . . . seeing abolutely NO difference between Only Truth and Gbawe. Thery are 2 sides of the same coin after reading their posts carefully. Let me stick to my Nigerian affairs. . .which is GEJ as represented by Beaf on NL!

^^^

Erhn-henh?
Wharras dat gat to do with the topic?
You have some Igbotic children with heads like Saint Obi's of Nollywood busting open all over Madalla on one thread here on NL, but the same Igbo people will move from Kaduna to Niger for 'greener pastures'. You moved from your own ONE BIAFRA nation to go and seek greener pastures in the "Awusa Islamic" North? Does that make sense?
One man lost not one daughter. . .but 4 daughters in this last episode and you guys are here making noise.
The same man who moved from Kano abi Kaduna to Niger for greener pastures?
How long will you continue to die like flies in the anus of a dying cow?
Una nor de shame?
DEM TAKE POGROM DISEASE SWEAR FOR UNA?
Everywhere these same Igbotic mongrels show up on this NL and other websites beating their chests. . .I wonder what is holding them in the North after suffering 'pogroms'!!!
Very annoying!

USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSELESS THINGS!

EzeUche:
And you Northerners are the wretched of the Earth.

All your post are that of an illiterate.

It hurts my eyes to read the garbage that you post, because I feel like I am losing brain cells.

Now do us all a favor and put a gun to your head and pull the trigger.

One less Islamist we have to worry about.

C'mmon shorop! You actually have brain cells?
Everyone is a 'Northerner' or an 'Islamist'! ODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
More like 'poop-cells'!
Why are you crying on NL?

Don't you know where Boko Haram members are?
Why are you huffing and puffing like your "Ojukwu Abijan Runaway Coward"?
Abeg go Marry Bianca before she starts sucking one Mallam's dee-k like y'awl like to do while shouting "Biafra-Biafra" all over Nigeria and Nairaland. IBB was Ojukwu's 'Godfather". . .you guys did not complain when all his father's property was given to him after he was pardoned by this same IBB of a Northerner you hate so much.

Your Andy Uba and co troop to Abuja to go and 'dobale' for contract and how to sell the whole Anambra State. . .Okonjo-Iwaela and the likes of Dora Akunyuli(Yaradua's cook) are busy doing glorified house-girls for these same Mallams on the National level. . . yet you shout Biafra-Divide Nigeria. Make God punish all of una for una hypocrisy. Greedy bastards!

It is your level of hypocrisy that is getting the better of y'awl.
I repeat. . . may those touts in the Northern parts of Nigeria keep killing you like diseased, Sallah Rams not fit for animal consumption not to mention humans. . . !

Ewu!

This goes to show how useless Igbo people are.
After suffering the so-called 'pogrom' in life histories of the 'awusa-namas' according to them o. . .
They still carried themselves to settle in the North.
They would still sit around NL and scream "Divide Nigeria-Divide Nigeria"!

May they keep bombing your useless arzzzzes over there for not minding your own Biafran business in the first and last places.
Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
What m0r0ns!

Most of them are off to the North to do 'ashawo' work inside those churches anyway. . .with all those 'holy ghost phocking and immaculate conceptions'. . . night vigils and so on. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!

My mother was born in Kaduna. . .after her father(my grandfather) was bombed in his bedroom in his sleep, NONE of them ever visited the North. . .lai lai!!! All my relatives have since moved down South.

I repeat. . . If you want your own Nigeria. . .learn to sit your azzzes in your own homestates! Or face the consequences. I will not mourn stubborn goats!

You go boy!
Hope you were able to find love again.
Moving on in life is the best policy. . . better luck next time.
A lesson to all. Never marry a wor-wor woman!

I guess the 'baby-bump' did not malfunction afterall?
E badu belle and e jolosi peeps don quench for disi wan!

Congrats B and J. . . .!!!

http://www.luuux.com/node/3412867

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Wharrra bearrrriful woman!

vladimiros:
I don't watch nollywood that much, but from what i see and hear about from mercy johnson and tonto dikeh

the fact you make them your role models makes me have so much pity for you, like lots of pity

Look at this stark illiterate.
So? what is your phocking business?
You are judging from what you 'see' and 'hear' or what you 'know'?
No wonder people like you can troop to shrines and churches all over Nigerian to receive 'slaps' from bushmeat pastors for being 'witches' for Christ who never mind their businesses.
Local thing!

You are here typing rubbish. . .about people whose lives are better than yours.

I pity the donors who used you to experiment with reproductive science aka biology.
Obviously the product of a generational gateman/driver and a house-girl/nappychanger.
Common clearout of my front.
You decaying cross-breed between a centipede and a millipede!

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http://www.ehow.com/list_6470996_seven-habits-happily-married.html

Seven Habits of the Happily Married

I totally agree. . . .thank God. . . God or religion do not come into this.

Halleluyah!!!!