Sisi_Kill: Rotflmao @ AJ!!

You are wonderfully and fearfully made!! I swear you should write a book.

Happy Anniversary in Advance!!!

Amen to that!Thank you mon dia!
One day I will for sure. . . lots of adventures and MISADVENTURES!
Mu he he he he he

You mess jokes. . . and others!

You mess KPANGOLO SHOUT TU-GBE-TUUUM!!!
You nor tall. . .you nor short. . .YOU BE LIKE AWUSA DAGGER!!!

Ivynwa:

I didn't realize that I was responding to same person----lol.
Just came across bits your diaries-----you are one swell of a lady.




Wait do you know of any other adult that belly-button strokes?

Thanks.
Banned as usual for fighting DEMONS with multiple IDs on NL. . . I always let the world know with my signature below.
I don't know adults who stroke their belly buttons o.
I read it from you.
They sure won't do that in public view ke. . . Haba!!!!

Han han han han han han han

Those kinds of 'friends' and 'henemies' full for NL and the 'other' website of chronically single old cargos. . .including those with 'fake' marriages only in their DREAMS! NA THOSE WEY NO MARRY GO FIRST GIF YEYE ADVICE!
I love my family and husband sha. . .MAKE ANYONE KRAAAAAAASE REASSSH DEM FRONT TO GOSSIP OR TOK TRASH!
Awon dem say. . . dem nor say!
THE MOST BATTERED WOMEN will be the first to use you as 'bravado' shield. . .WHEN THEY CAN'T EVEN MAKE FIIIIIM OR FAIIIIIM in their relationships or marriages. . .AWON DESPERADOS!

So glad it ended well. . . NICE TO KNOW HUSBANDS LIKE THESE STILL EXIST!

Women are their own WORST HENEMIES I SWEAR. . .reason;

E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI!!!!
I DO NOT KEEP FEMALE FRIENDS!!! Unless they are in other states or countries. . . THEY MUST BE FAR AWAY. . . NEVER IN MY HOME!Especially 'miserable' Nigerian. . .BATTERED WEAKINGS, who can only make noise on the h-internet. . .PROVING FAKE FEMINAZIZ AND FEMINAZAZ!



Nice one!

Ivynwa: Don't I like this bubblicious person? I like people with zest and gusto for life. Where have I been? Been missing out, "blog-by-force" is a nice read, laughed at the story of the co-worker and her bacteria in the fridge---lol.

You drip of life and reminds me of Monique and her sense of humour.

Thank you dear.
Life can be the most wonderful when we share.
Don't mind the miserable witch.
She has not spoken to me since then. . . even if we are alone in a room, she will throw her face to the window like we are sharing the same 'bacteria' for a husband!
Who has her time? Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew! Unbelievable!
Trust me ke. . . never afraid to confront the 'God' himself/herself. . . I always pass RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT in front of her useless azzze to make her know I am alive and welllah! The best medicines for petty biatchez!

Too bad I am not allowed to 'go ghetto' in such an environment. . . .I don't want to give anyone any reason to complain about moi. . .and I love my job. . .so I have to behave. I love my boss! I will never dream of disappointing her. NEVER!

Ivynwa:

Smiles at the "stroking my belly button " part. I didn't know others did that. I, my sister and one other cousin are the only persons I have seen in this world that did that. My sister and my cousin grew out of it and I'm still a big girl that stroke my belly button till now. I don't even want to stop it again, it's such a lovely part of me and i love to do that though when I'm not with people.



In as much as you are being a sweet mum leaving her to her stuffs, she is still a kid and needs to be helped to grow out of it while growing into adulthood or else she will be sucking her fingers into adulthood. I didn't stop my belly button thing as a baby and I think that part of it is that my mum didn't try to stop me while spoiling me so let her get all the "feel good" feelings of that and slowly help her withdraw unless you don't mind.

The belly button is a thriller for children and adulls too.
Have you seen any ADULT with fingers in his or her mouth?
The truth is that I really do not see any harm in it but for cosmetic reasons.
I don't want her to have a complex on that account. I aways remind her 'playfully' to take her fingers out. . . But she always regresses.
It is a comfort tool just like a pacifier. No matter what my parents did, I stopped at age 14. It was cruel to try to make me stop and I WAS DEFIANT not to.
She will out-grow it. Not a MAJOR concern now or EVER. I have other things to worry about. It in not the WORST habit a child can have. Bedsides, she is the sweetest and MOST intelligent of them all.

Still on 'empowement'?
We need the oracle for this process o.
How do you empower IMBECITES?
Even Jesus could not!
Chai!!!!

Which wan consain us?
Dat na dem wahala.
Shikena!!!

Lansinoh/Lanolin cream. . . .for nursing mommas!

http://www.lansinoh.com/

All those things cost something o!
BRAIN POWER AND MUSCLES!!!
Not money. HABA!!!

bengreat:

Thank God for your husband

Ameeeeeeen!!!
A most wonderful man.
MY OWN!!!!
I LOVE HIM GAAAAAAAAN.
Please, wish us a MOST HAPPY ANNIVERSARY COMING UP IN 2 WEEKS. THE CATERER IS COOKING!

I LOVE NORTHERNERS!
I hear you brother.
THOSE BOKO-NAMAS AIN'T NIGERIANS!!!!!

Marriage anniversary coming up!
We tain awa ancestors for 'APPY OPEN MARRIAGES O!
DEH-LI-SSSSSSCIOUS!!!

Keep your marriage open. . .if you do not 'wander'. . .you can NEVER. . . NEVER . . . NEVER appreciate or discard your spouse!

In the long and short RRRRRRRRRRUNS. . . no experience is wasted!

You must have your own 'pocket-money' sha. . . HOUSEWIVES AND FERTILITY GODDESSES are not qualified!

Forget all the Jehovahs. . ."elohim. . .eloher. . .NISI. . . JIREH. . . ROSE OF SHARON. . .LILY OF THE DRY FOUNTAIN AND VALLEY. . . .and all that jazzzzz. . .HE/SHE WAS NEVER MARRIED! I don't need to remind you of 'ow the 'HOLY GHOST' did IT. . . .MIRACULOUSLY. . . paternal and maternal DNA testing pending!

You are NOT a spirit. . . quit trying to live and die like one!

Amen!
My darling husband can afford to hire and keep BOTH in the bedroom too!
Sorry o!
E badu belle and e jolosi. . . .I nor send go SINGLE NL OL-CARGO SINGLE-DIVORCEE-WIDOW poverty-stricken markeeeeyt o.
GET YOURS! KEEP YOURS! DON'T KILL YOURS WITH DISEASES, ASSASSINATION OR REMOTE CONTROL.'
Amen!

omenka: ^^ so what replaced ur thumb and belly botton?? Hehehe...
That was quite common tho. Think evryone passed thru that stage. They made me stop by contantly rubbin bitterleaf extracts on my thumb while im asleep. When I wake up and stick that in my mouth,,,, damn!!! Learnt to stop by force.

Oh dear!
I remember the bitter-leaf phases! IODINE and "PLASTERS" too. . . . ALL SUCKED PLUS THE DAMN FINGER.
Now, one of my kids does the TWO mlddle fingers of her left hand. . . .And I have left her alone.
I know better. It is a comfort tool for children. No harm done. I never had tooth problems. . . .and there are always braces for corrective measures.
I have left instructions that she is NEVER to be bullied on that account!
Lord help that person who dares. She will stop ONLY WHEN SHE IS GOOD AND READY!!!! Not before.

Her behavior has nothing to do with the ALUU saga!
She has shown she can be violent.
You have 2 options.
1. Stick it out and teach her better ways of communicating (assume you are in a better position to do just that), by playing her live-in psychotherapist, even at the risk or your own life.
2. RRRRRRUN FOR YOUR DEAR LIFE. My option.

That's berra!
Mu kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa

Lord_Reed:

Wow! I thought women like it long both in equipment and duration. I also thought gymnastics was supposed to sweeten the act. I am I missing something?

There is a TIME, PLACE AND MOOD for SE-X!!!! Like everything else in life!
Most men are super clueless!!!!
Especially, when like their CLUELESS female counterparts. . . . They fail to REALIZE that one size does not fit all.
When you get past the 'excitement'-phases, you need to be flexible to your mutual needs.
It is not all about SE-X.. . . Verbal and Non-Verbal communication are very important.
Nothing as miserable as making love to most PRE-MENSTRUAL CRAMPING AND BLOATED WOMEN! OR HITTING THEIR PROTRUDING FIBROUS TUMORS AT CERTAIN TIMES OF THE MONTH!!!!

You have to study your partners and their MOODS. . . NOT JUST YOURS!
Too bad, most women are too desperate at "pleasing"!
I will NOT suffer in silence to please NO ONE.

The people have spoken. . .their wishes MUST be respected.
You may not like it. . .BUT THIS IS DEMOCRACY AT WORK. . . .!