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[quote author=::Andrew:: link=topic=836946.msg9881343#msg9881343 date=1325525070]You are psyche peruse

your auspices are narcissism [/quote]I concur!
Quench if you wanno quench!

Don't mind Nigerians.
The semi-illiterates never tire to whine.
Even those that cannot spell subsidy are complaining.

Nigeria is truly a lawless society.
Only in a primitive society as Nigeria will such things be condoned.
God bless the great USA.
Even with the 13 colonies. . .it was more civilized than Nigeria would ever dream of.
God forbid!!!

Congrats Emmmmmmmy!
One sure way to pay for this 'subsidy cut'!

Igwe Igweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

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Hmmmm!

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Pure royalty!

olari:
LASINOH AM MORE CONVINCED THAN EVER , U ARE MAD, CRAZY, LUNATIC

[size=20pt]WE TIED THE NUTS LAST YEAR, FOOL[/size]

AS PER SUPPORTING your YABBING BUSSY, SHE WAS GETTING ON MY NERVES AND I WAS GLAD TO SEE SOMEONE SHUT HER UP, BUT I DIDNT KNO HOW SILLY U CLD BE UNTIL U INSULTED D YORUBA WOMEN FOLK, I DEFINITELY WITHDRAW MY STATEMENT, WHY WLD ANYONE SUPPORT A MADMAN, COS DATS WAT AV DISCOVERED U TO BE.


SO WHAT IF I WAS LUKING FOR A SCHOLARSHIP HOW DOES IT AFFECT U, MUMU I DON TALK AM BEFORE U ARE NOT A MAN transgendered PETTY HEGOAT

Ijebu witch!
Do you tie 'nuts' in your village for marital rites?
That shows you only tied nuts for real. . .you stark illiterate!

olari:
lasinoh, may your wife become a widow, dats if u ever get one wit your poisoned tongue, mad dog

Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!

At least she will never tie my 'nuts'!
Ritualist!
It has been fun my dear.
Make I go close from work.
You Yoruba bush chimney rat!

olari:
U RE OBVIOUSLY JOBLESS TRAILING OTHER PPLS POSTS, I AM SORI TO DISAPOINT U BUT [size=20pt]WE TIED D NUTS [/size] LAST YR


AS FOR DIS, BUSSY WAS GETTING ON MY NERVES AND I WAS GLAD TO SEE SOMEONE SHUT HER UP, BUT I DIDNT KNO HOW SILLY U CLD BE UNTIL U INSULTED D YORUBA WOMEN FOLK, I DEFINITELY WITHDRAW MY STATEMENT, WHY WLD ANYONE SUPPORT A MADMAN, COS DATS WAT AV DISCOVERED U TO BE,

Very jobless at the moment with only 3 hours to go actually. You came at the right time to help me relieve boredom.
C'mon shorrop. Busy-body!
You tied his 'nuts' huh?
I bet you are now a widow. . .if you tied the nuts!
He couldn't have survived it for sure.
Thanks for the laugh.
Bush woman!
Omo Alatika!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=369392.msg5153442#msg5153442

olari (f)
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  Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp
« on: December 20, 2009, 08:53 PM » 

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please i need a scholarship. was admitted for a postgraduate course at the university of leeds last year but didnt have the funds. the admission has been deffered to next year but i don't have funding means pls somebody advice meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yahoooooooooo ooooh ooooh!
Yahoooooooooo ooooh ooooh!



Ashawo!

olari:
EEYAH WAT A PITY, UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME O, AV MOVED , U ARE OBVIOUSLY A RELIC OF A LOST AGE,
A DOG POOH MOUTH LIKE U WOULD DEFINITELY PASS OUT IN FRUSTRATION IF U KNEW D KINDA JOB I PRESENTLY DO,
AND COME TO THINK OF IT I WONDER D KIND OF EMPLOYER THAT WOULD EMPLOY your KIND, your ADULTERATED SILLY MIND  PERSONLITY WOULD ONLY BRING BAD LUCK TO ANY ORGANISATION,

AND TO THINK A MAN WOULD REEL OUT ALL KINDA JUNK FROM HIS MOUTH ALL IN D NAME OF BEING DEFENSIVE, WHAT A PITY , U DEFINITELY ARE NOT A MAN, A CORROSIVE TONGUE AND DAT DINGDONG BTW your LEGS, DATS IF U HAV ONE ANYWAY DOES NOT MAKE U A MAN,

U SOUND MORE TO ME LIKE A PETTY FOOL AND DATS WHAT U ARE, LASIDUMB

Thank you!
When you tie the 'nuts' or jump over the bridge. . .please let NL know.
At least. . .I am employed!
Go and wash your congo-valley abi na CV. . .if it smelled a tad better. . . you will get a job!
As for that you so-called partner of 4 years. . . please jump over IBB bridge. He is phocking someone else as you waste your time on NL.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=461264.msg6212791#msg6212791

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Re: How Long Have U Been With your Partner?
« #71 on: June 14, 2010, 01:37 PM »

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4 yrs now, he annoys me all d time, but he is such a sweet baby, my best friend, we talk all d time , i wonda if i should marry him, thats y am still postponing things, shl tie [size=20pt]d nuts[/size] soon sha

Ashawo phock and repent!
No wonder you still postponing tying the 'nuts'!
Ritualist! Tomorrow when the man say "I don't". . .you will be jumping over IBB bridge.
Ijjiiiot!!!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-826733.128.html

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  Re: 25 Year Old Missing Nigerian Found Dead In Usa
« #134 on: December 18, 2011, 01:47 PM » 

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@susanbussy

nasty bussy, u shouldnt have walked away, u for wait make dem yab u som more, rude Arrow, so hapi u met your match in Lasinoh

Look at this biatch-LovePeddler?
Always looking for a new god or goddess to worship on NL.
Did you not write this?
ON THIS SAME THREAD.
Attention-seeking cyber LovePeddler!

Fat azzzz Ekiti wor-wor voodoodoll!

olari:
ITS SO SAD BUT NOTHING GOOD CAN EVER COME OUT OF U, your WORDS REEK OF POISON, DIRT,FILTH, POOH ND ANY RUBBISH THAT CAN BE IMAGINED, ITS A NEW YEAR GET A MIND BATH, U OBVIOUSLY NEED IT, AND COME TO THINK OF IT ONLY GOD KNOWS WHAT U LUK LIKE, I BET U HAVE A HORN IN D MIDDLE OF your HEAD AND A TAIL, COS DATS WAT U SOUND LIKE, UGH

C'mon shorrop you azzzwipe!
Stop stalking and go get a job!
If your brains are failing you. . .use your stinking pooohsie. . .
Nigerian men prefer them unwashed FIRST THING EVERY MORNING!
White men too!

Listen up!
You double talking biatch-hoe! I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A FAN CLUB. . . GET LOST!

Who told you nothing good can come out of me?
Did NL not chop my 15k last year to get Mr. Obuh from under Oshodi bridge!
Monkey jobless imp like you!

olari:
Lasinoh u are so dumb its so obvious, i doubt if u av a brain wit all d silly comments u have been making on dis thread

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=20570.msg579785#msg579785

Old layer like you still dey carry dusty CongoValley waka around when your mates don use congo jam better job.
So, your brain nor fit selly you for your CV?

Is it not you that is looking for a job on this thread?
Please, I am at work now and my brains are working fine.
GO AND GET A JOB!

Person wey no get brain fit type for h-internet?
Moo-goo? If the posts are dumb, why read them?
Notice me or I quench. With this your 'Dora Akunyili" rebranded NL handle huh?
C'mon go jump over one bridge for Mount Pleasant like this your woman here because of a "COMMON MAN". . .make we bury you jor!
It is stoopid women like you that will do such a thing because you have low-self esteem issues.
No wonder some of you behave like you have never seen a peh-nis before in your lives.
Ewu!

My comments are silly. . .but they are proudly mine.
Now, use your own brains ma!

If your darling Mgbeke First Lady has not distracted you with all her 'Ibons', I doubt anything would. I give you hand I swear!

Oyedepo said he would personally lead the battle if any other church was attacked by the Islamic group.

I am sure that was what Ojukwu heard before he took refuge in Abijan on account of treachery!

Who wan follow this bush man go really land for bush as bushmeat!

His finances via tithing from his jazzed-out follow-follows must be seriously affected.

Mu he he he he

Ogboni Pastor!

Some moo-goos will actually step into this stark illiterate's shrine?

Wonders!

Nigerians are daft sha!

People who are really affected by the subsidy removal are not on the www.
Let the dead bury the dead please!

Serves his arzzz right!
I would have taken up residency in Sudan.
Suicide was not an option. . . the reason I made SURE I left Nigeria.
See as life dey sweet like TOM-TOM!
Ihe di na ukwu eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!

Oh please Atiku my man!
Good one from your rep.
A man who cannot honor his own mother?
No wonder his momma abandoned him. He must have made her have a 'supernatural C-section' blocking both her toto and arzzze completely. A divine pain in the arzzzzze!
What do you expect?
All these ye ye Men Of God.
What business do they have with politics?
I did not even think he was still alive.

About time the necessary sacrifices were made.
Not a bad thing in my humble opinion.
Nigerians need to learn a thing or two about relying on oil.
Hausas should go back to growing peanuts, tending to cows! Begging in public on their butts without limbs!
Igbo? Kidnapping! Moda-Napping! Fada-Napping! 419! Drugs! Local ashawoism!
Yorubas? International ODU! Drugs! Ritualism! Local ashawoism. Champions in widow/widowerhood! Pastoral slapping!
Binis? Kidnapping! International Ashawoism! Juju worshipping with boiled eggs and palm oil-stained calabashes with porridge and cassava all over every gate to every compound in Edo state!
Middle Belt? Public drunkeness and delinquency!
Deltan pipe-line vandalism and oil bunkering!Local ashawoism!
Calabar? Witch burning. Househelps! Relief pitchers in Ogas' and Madams' beds for husbands and wives!

. . . and so on and so forth!

More yahoo-yahoo boys and girls on the news!
Nna mehn. . .Thank God for not living in Nigeria!
It is gonna be rough before it gets berra.

I wish the Christians will do just that!

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of our Lord that we are not to retaliate or
fight back against those who openly
provoke us or make themselves our
enemies without a cause. We are to love
them, pray for them and continue to extend
hand of fellowship to them. This is the path
the Lord Jesus followed and which He
enjoins us to follow".[/size]

I wonder o!
I don't understand the kinds of fake Christians we have on this NL and all over Nigeria.

Please, YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND BE KILLED! So sayeth your lord.
He died on the cross. . . with 2 armed robbers. Because he was a busy body who chose to die for the world. . .that did not beg that of him.

Who asked your azzzzes to go and build churches in Northern Nigeria?
Can you try that rubbish in Saudi Arabia?

Go and build your churches in Southern Nigeria. YOU NEED THEM THERE MORE THAN THE MUSLIMS!

Hope marriage does not spoil the groove ?
No pre-nup?
Congratulations.
At least they know what to expect from eachother!
No surprises.

Corrrrrect fresssssssh "Mess"!

Wrong thread!
Damn phock!

Where are all those sex-ually-frustrated NL gutter-snipes?
Man don get money without pre-nup from woman o!
Lerrrrus see your smelling nyanshes fart all over this thread with e badu belle and e jelosi!

Nigerians are too impatient!
This also happened in Ghana.
This is one good thing GEJ has done.
The MOPOLS need to come around to tear-gas those m0r0ns I swear!

It is good for the nation.
To help curb over population.
Many men will kill their mgbeke housewives I tellya!
Sexual agro will also increase.

Nigerians are too extravagant anyway!
Let us see how these poverty-stricken Nigerians will be dashing money to pastors.

If you can't pay school fees, then stop phocking recklessly. We cannot adopt anoda "Colonial Penn" geriatric orphan like Mr. Obuh on NL. Even under the bridge, they were still phocking without blankets. Now, we have to pay for another child. Stop phocking if you don't have MONEY!

No! God does not provide! Only WELFARE and CHARITY do!
Thank you!

How can you curse what you used your own heart, mind, body and soul to beg your God for?
Like Jesus Christ, like Jonathan!
African/Nigerian Christians na waya o!

I don't have any curse o! My life is tooooooo blessed.
My life is totally unaffected by Nigerian culture, religion, politics or economics.
Juuuuust waiting for some benefactors to quench according to God's will, so I can sell ALL their properties to the lowest bidders. Then kiss the phocking country GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!


God bless America, my home sweet home!
My ONLY bibnez with Nigeria or Nigerians is the www! 
Praise my lord!!!!!