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Family / Re: Woman Loses 39-year-old Marriage For Denying Husband Sexual Rights by lastchild: 6:24pm
NOL2dworld:
Come on. shocked

I wonder why a 70yr old man is still hunger for sex.
70 years old man no get dick again?
Health / Re: My Addictions To Betting, Masturbation, Pepsi Will Soon Kill Me. I'm Sure! by lastchild: 3:00pm
ChildOfDoom:
then, I have damaged some vital organs of my body due to excess sugar. don't be deceived that only old people have health issues like kidney/liver failure. I am currently clinching to the left side of my stomach. something is eating me up inside. I just hope I haven't destroyed both livers.


I am a carbonated drink addict (Pepsi to be specific). Right from when I was a bright brain at UNIBEN in 2013, I have always consumed Pepsi superfluously. anytime I am stressed or tired, I take Pepsi. it got to a point that I drank 2-3 Pepsi a day (you heard me right).

I would masturbate for like 2 hours, then drink Pepsi in the morning to regain energy. at night, same thing. masturbate till night fall and quench my thirst/hunger with bread and Pepsi.

this life felt heavenly. now I am suffering the consequences. worse part is that I drank 3 Pepsi yesterday, after losing much. a relation of ours sells drinks, so I do secretly take to consume. Even my mum do gatecrash weddings and burials to bring food and drinks for us. I never say no to drinks I am given. if only my mum knows what I am doing to myself with drinks, she will stop giving me. so I am scared of telling her
few questions, all these bets aren't you winning? On masturbation, don't you go for the girls?
Health / Re: My Addictions To Betting, Masturbation, Pepsi Will Soon Kill Me. I'm Sure! by lastchild: 2:57pm
ChildOfDoom:
I also masturbate a lot. I think its up to 10 years since I started masturbated. I am a chronic masturbator, no lie. i masturbate to almost every thing. from staring at boobs or ass to watching sex pics/porn or doing it to sex chat. I am like a veteran in 2go flirt room.

at the height of it, I masturbate up to 2-3 times a day. now I have irregular erection and flaccid dick no matter how you turn me on. I use cream, oil, saliva or any thing slippery to self-service.


I have started having back pains, painful joint and partial vision impediment. wish I could stop. but anytime I am lonely or frustrated after losing much money, I turn to self-service to give me little reprieve
if I tell you what to Do and be free you won't listen
Health / Re: My Addictions To Betting, Masturbation, Pepsi Will Soon Kill Me. I'm Sure! by lastchild: 2:55pm
ChildOfDoom:
I am 29 years old. from Edo state. I admit that I am a bet9ja virtual (gamble) addict. if you are reading this and you know some one who plays the same virtual, don't bother wasting your saliva to advise them. they will surely go back to the act. it is a dangerous world of no return.

despite advice from friends and family, I still can't stop betting (bet9ja). we only change a little but once a little money gets to our hand, we go back to the act.

my life is being threatened as a result of this addiction. like I have mentioned in previous threads, I dare not step into Benin because I gambled with the phone of a 'strong man'. currently where i stay is top secret. lots of people are looking for me. I sold the Samsung a guy put in my custody and used it on betting. even someone's enrolment money for WAEC I was meant to pay on the person's behalf, was used by me.

there are other instances too numerous to mention. it's only a matter of time before I am caught and dealt with. I know some in my predicament have either been lynched or put in jail

lol..
Celebrities / Re: Kingsley Orji (Egbeigwe) Bedridden After Accident, Calls For Help by lastchild: 2:48pm
mrjef:
Nawa oo

I taught actors dey get money
there's no money in Nollywood, all na hype

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Religion / Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Family At Thanksgiving Service After Burial Of Parents (Photos) by lastchild: 1:24pm
IamPatriotic:
Wise family of a vagabond child!
I know you are just seeking for attention but be wise about it
Politics / Re: David Lyon Will Be Sworn-In By March 2020 - Prophet (Video) by lastchild: 1:22pm
Perfecttouchade:
u dont get the message, politics is too dirty for the church...and moreover it's high time we stop being misled by these men of God who forces candidate down people's throat and at the end these politicians will mess up and the people start to look at prophecy with the wrong eye and making it look like God is not at work...mind u I'm a Christian but let's be frank, we got into these mess because some religious leaders, elders, community leaders and elders make us believe in their own favorites
are you aware that it's not a sin to talk about politics nor partake in it, in fact it's even church that supposed to determine what stays there
Politics / Re: David Lyon Will Be Sworn-In By March 2020 - Prophet (Video) by lastchild: 1:20pm
Perfecttouchade:
u dont get the message, politics is too dirty for the church...and moreover it's high time we stop being misled by these men of God who forces candidate down people's throat and at the end these politicians will mess up and the people start to look at prophecy with the wrong eye and making it look like God is not at work...mind u I'm a Christian but let's be frank, we got into these mess because some religious leaders, elders, community leaders and elders make us believe in their own favorites
are you aware that it's not a sin to talk about politics nor partake in it, in fact it's even church that supposed to determine what stays there
Romance / Re: What's This Thing About Pastors Laying Any Gal They Desire by lastchild: 1:18pm
nlPoster:


What if it's the women asking sex from the pastor.

Why is everything upside down on nairaland? When hardened sinners are talking here, women are the devil. But if its pastors being discussed, women are angels who can do no wrong.
you are right though
Romance / Re: What's This Thing About Pastors Laying Any Gal They Desire by lastchild: 1:16pm
nlPoster:
@ op

You are clearly not a Christian yet discussing pastors.

Your thread title contradicts what the word pastor stands for and shows your unsaved mind. Repent.
no you are wrong, am actually a Christian
Politics / Re: David Lyon Will Be Sworn-In By March 2020 - Prophet (Video) by lastchild: 11:11am
Perfecttouchade:
So pastors don't have better things to do than to get involved in politics predictions...just forget this country, things are getting worse everyday. Church business everywhere
you people are not just making sense at all, how many minutes does that prophecy lasted within the hours spent in the church, 5 minutes of prophecy new becomes all they do
Crime / Re: Kidnappers' Leader Punishes Member Who Raped A Victim 4 Times, Deducts His Share by lastchild: 11:01am
jbreezy:
Dont worry, they will help you remove 4 years out of your life imprisonment which still equals to life imprisonment
four years? Only?
Crime / Re: Kidnappers' Leader Punishes Member Who Raped A Victim 4 Times, Deducts His Share by lastchild: 11:00am
Patrioticman007:
What do these Fulani Herdsmen want again ?. Imagine after leaving their cows to roam our roads, leading to trafficking jam.

They went ahead raping innocent Igbo Jews.

The Commander of the six Fulani Herdsmen, Madua Ahamba punished an innocent Igbo Jew & denying him of his 40k. Is it wrong to sleep with your babe 4 times ?. Where are Amotekun when you need them most ?.
you mustn't use everything to Crack jokes Mr man
Romance / Re: What's This Thing About Pastors Laying Any Gal They Desire by lastchild: 8:52am
SavageResponse:
Women are very easy to manipulate if you're a smooth talker like most pastors are
sincerely I envy the pastors o
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: Some Spend Money On Cocaine, Homosexuals But I Prefer Cars by lastchild: 8:51am
helinues:
How are we sure you are not taking any of these?

Your source of money is questionable..
his source of wealth questionable? Lol... Do you know how much these people are taking as senators?
Romance / Re: Wife Exposes Chat Of Her Husband And Pastors Wife, Cries Out For Help (photos) by lastchild: 1:11am
Urhobokwaleboy:
A nigga once said: Reading the chat you'll just know it's fake...

Very childish chat.

Op like seriously, you making use of "chai" and "na"


this op should not be more than 19....
who told you adults don't chat that way especially people who flirts with each other
Romance / Re: Wife Exposes Chat Of Her Husband And Pastors Wife, Cries Out For Help (photos) by lastchild: 1:09am
Renforce:
Even if the husband has half a brain the first thing he'd do would be to change that name. Try again OP
How did you know the name we saw is not a changed one?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Russian Girlfriend On Valentine's Day (Photos) by lastchild: 9:41pm On Feb 16
luminouz:



Since you're lastchild,lemme treat your comments as those of a child

My last reply.
it should be your last reply but I know you will see mine too, wake up to reality little kid
Romance / Re: What's This Thing About Pastors Laying Any Gal They Desire by lastchild: 9:40pm On Feb 16
XhosaNostra:
Most are charismatic & glib in nature, to start with. That's why they make good conmen & are able to convince masses of people of their divinity.
Add power (leadership role) to the equation & you have an almost irresistible/intoxicating combo. The take away from this is, some people fall for it. I don't believe all women are susceptible though lol.
good answer, I almost thought it's a kind of jazz they use which I don't want to believe

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Celebrities / Re: Tboss Weeps, Curses Troll 'MsHafsat' Who Said Her Daughter Is Ugly by lastchild: 6:34pm On Feb 16
Foolish attention seekers

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Romance / Re: What's This Thing About Pastors Laying Any Gal They Desire by lastchild: 6:20pm On Feb 16
Jayy10:
I think most of those pastors prey on the gullibility of those women. They want "sharp sharp" miracles, and when they see a pastor who demonstrates power, they tend to believe anything they say, and are willing to do what it takes to get what they want.
are they that foolish not to know that it's fake when someone whom should be a man of God start asking for sex from whom he should be praying for

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Russian Girlfriend On Valentine's Day (Photos) by lastchild: 6:03pm On Feb 16
luminouz:



Why do u need to beg to get your diick sucked? shocked .... Are you a man or a he-goat? That's where your proof of being a man comes in. The lady knows what you like and does it. Where you get your kind of men from baffle me oh!

Gender inequality is not my issue. I no dey fight babes for here. Custom,culture and general relativity are. What is the sense in that as an African man? If you don't kneel down,she won't accept you or what? Its just a fad that we copied from the whites and like most things copied,abuse is inevitable.

I don't get jealous of two love birds. I said the lady is cute. That should have given you the clearest proof
dude you watch Hollywood movies alot, does worthwhile men you mentioned became babies inside room on top woman, bone that thing guy
Romance / What's This Thing About Pastors Laying Any Gal They Desire by lastchild: 6:00pm On Feb 16
I've heard in stories, read online, watched in movies and now am witnessing, let me not go into details of the church but I just want to ask

Do pastors have special skill to lay any woman they targeted, even the ones spraying the news of how he's sleeping with church members later become victim, it's happening as am writing

The women hardly say no And please don't tell me say na juju cause I no go believe am , someone said it's Satan bringing the girls to them in order to pull them down

The one that is happening now, according to the wife, she was telling my sister, she said her husband wasn't womanizing until he became a pastor

Does being a pastor gave them the abilities or what?

Girls please what do you see in pastors?

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Performs In Uganda, Excites Crowd by lastchild: 5:08pm On Feb 16
I wonder how people pay Mr p or rude boy to come and perform, which song will they sing?all we know is p square not p and rude
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Russian Girlfriend On Valentine's Day (Photos) by lastchild: 5:04pm On Feb 16
Beckysexy:

Yeah smiley
wow, God will give you something like that or better ijn
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Russian Girlfriend On Valentine's Day (Photos) by lastchild: 5:04pm On Feb 16
luminouz:



Everywhere shocked

Nope...there are still men who know their worth around here.

I criticise such every time I see it.

Am I jealous? Jealous of what exactly? undecided



those men that know their worth will pull their trousers and boxers join begging her to suck their dick

Guy this life needs understanding, I used to reason this way about a decade ago but realized that some things are not settled by gender inequality

As for if you are jealous, I know some people do get jealous whenever they see two love birds
Crime / Re: Daibo Toju Davies Jumped Off The Third Mainland Bridge In Lagos by lastchild: 4:59pm On Feb 16
OgunLaakaye:
See how toto just end this guy life.

He was definitely jilted and couldn't just move on.

And the same fvcking bitch that warranted this act will presently be on a peniss now shouting "fvck me deeper"

This hoes ain't loyal. Guys need to programme their minds for the worst. Even what you call a wife at home will jilt you for a bigger peniss or funds.
you are using his death to make jokes because he's not your relative, when a neighbor dies death is in the neighborhood

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Russian Girlfriend On Valentine's Day (Photos) by lastchild: 3:50pm On Feb 16
luminouz:
See a full blooded African man kneeling down to get the responsibility of being a husband. What's African about all this? We are who we are and should not lose all our culture all in the name of modernization.

The Lady is cute
but this is how it has been done everywhere in this modern day, have you been going around criticizing them or are you just jealous?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Russian Girlfriend On Valentine's Day (Photos) by lastchild: 3:47pm On Feb 16
Beckysexy:
Awwnn so romantic.
Congratulations to them

Well, the guy is not bad Sha.
you are tripping already
Culture / Re: A Brief Profile Of The Igbo People Of Jamaica by lastchild: 3:43pm On Feb 16
The truth is that, if God with his power erased all ibos(igbos) in the world, the world will feel the impact forever, erase any other tribe nobody go know, igbos rule the world

Igbo kwenu, kwenu, kwezuonuooooooooooo.....

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Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi And Blac Chyna Visit The Fame Park In Dubai by lastchild: 3:33pm On Feb 16
I think two of them met there not that they visited, are they husband and wife or bf/gf

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Romance / Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by lastchild: 1:44pm On Feb 16
Youngzubi:
Does Every Guy Experience This?

Good Day My Fellow Nairalanders..

I just felt like sharing my first experience trying to woo a girl, it was like hell tho... so funny

Each time I remember this event it always make me to wonder if it was normal or maybe I wasn't bold. Some times ago I was on my way to visit a friend when I came in contact with this edo girl, she was so pretty that I kept on staring at her forgetting that i'm supposed to cross to the other side of the road cos where I stood was a very busy Junction.

I dismissed the idea of visiting my guy and followed her closely. I wanted to know her street, that was mission accomplished as I was able to get exactly where her house was and asked some dudes for few information about her.

Her name was favour, from then I started preparing to woo her after which I showed her to my friends secretly, trust niggars they started pushing me to confront her but the problem was how best to approach her and do the wooing tricks.

Two weeks later of cramming some lines and tricks, I wore better clothes with my neighbor's perfume. Minutes later I was standing at their street and it wasn't too long when she came out I guessed to buy something, I swear the more she approached was the more my heart beat increased, sweating profusely even it got to some extent that my legs wasn't steady anymore, so I pretended I didn't see her as she passed.

Oh my God, my urine was hot as I rushed to the gutter to ease myself I don't even know if removed smoke sef.. that one passed, months passed still I was not able to approach her.

One day I made up my mind to approach her. It was more like do or die, I wore my clothes dressed casually this time and memorized things again both how to greet her and all that, God made it easy as I saw her before I got to her street, she was walking and gisting with a female friend. I began to feel cold inside as I approached but I kept walking towards the due.. her friend stopped a bike and bade her good by so she turned and started walking to her street.

I quickly walked up to her and said Hi! She turned and stared directly into my eye.. Jesus I froze instantly, my people I said hi to this girl like four good times, every down thing I memorized had now flashed off, my head was empty in fact I regretted ever confronting her she stood for a while trying to figure out who I was cos the expression on her face showed it all, emm please can we be friends? That was what I heard myself say, immediately she heard that she hissed loudly and crossed to the other side of the road and walked away.. I swear I couldn't sleep that night..

Abeg my people is it that I don't have liver or its a normal thing in guys, but i see guys do wooing anyhow as if it was their calling... let's discuss about it..

Modified..
I had a Friend in unical that used to ask questions like this, in fact all of us do rehearsal together on how to get girls, today some of us still do but this guy in question is now rejecting women front and back, women now do the rehearsal on how to get him, what happened? What changed? It's because he's now a owner of one of the biggest hotels in asaba, just last year he single handedly built a church and gave it to one pastor, the guy is a millionaire

Dude go and hustle, I keep saying this, if women never start to dey do rehearsal to get you, you are nobody

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